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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 26, 1936)
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, November 26, 1936 Valueless Comparisons A COMPARISON may seem -- more creditable than it really is. To say of a man that his word is as good as his bond may appear quite com plimentary; but when it is known that his bond is worth less, the comparison loses its value. To say that a man is as godly every day of the week as he is on Sunday is little to his credit when he is known to spend his Sundays drinking and gambling. Only when the standard has real value are comparisons with the standard of substantial credit. WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depleted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists Money Matters SsQUA* THE FEATHERHEADS WELL, I SAW THE CUTEST GOWN ! . ONLY—• ) BuT HOW DID L Nou KNOW i HAD BROUGHT IT HOME 2 - WELL, TROT IT OUT— LET ME TAKE A LOOK BECAUSE You KNEW IF You DIDN’T, You WOULDN’T HAE MUCH (I TAKE L 1 TWELVE 10 MAKE A DoZEN- BUT VER/ FEW MAKE A MILLION BELLS By C. M. PAYNE S‘M ATTER POP— Sure! When You Shiver, You Must Be Cool Yes, Where? Policeman—Pull up to the curb. Motorist—Yes, sir. Where is the nearest vacant one?—Atlanta Con stitution. f WANT AN/ DETECKATIV WNoRK ©1? New Dialect Eastern Visitor—Has the advent of the radio helped ranch life? Pinto Pete—I’ll say it has!Why, we learn a new cowboy song ev ery night, and, say—we’ve found out that the dialect us fellers have used fer years is all wrong. Hy M-Aw" JusT ourp ) My 13A36E! jf KEEP CooL AND NOT SHORTED (Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc., MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY "Is a man a good conductor of electricity?” ‘‘Sure, if he’s a live wire!” Real Soaking A Scot was engaged in an argu ment with a conductor as to whether the fare was 5 or 10 cents. Finally the disgusted conductor picked up the Scotsman's suitcase and tossed it off the train, just as they passed over a bridge. It landed with a splash. "Mon,” screamed Sandy, “isn’t it bad enough to try and over- charge me, but now you try to drown my little boy.”—Berkshire Eagle. BUT, I LIVE HERE/ E O’ THAT/ COME , ‘LONG WIT'ME AN Ol'LL FOIND A DOOR Ez KIN GIT INTO EASY BUT NOT / — OUT SO HERE’S MY IDENTIFICATION Dorothy—But, Mother, why do you object to my becoming en gaged? Is it because of my youth? Mother—Yes, he's hopeless. — Pathfinder. ’ / SHOULDN'T BE TROAIN’T‘ / BUST T’DOOR CARDS----- THE P oor IS STUCK— HERE’S He’s the Barrier WA- IEZ POVJN MY KEY— Substantial Estate Mrs. Murphy — What! You’re going to sell up and marry that hard-up lodger of yours? What on earth are you going to live on? Mrs. O’Flynn—We’ll be all right. The poor fellow owes me enough to keep us in comfort for years— Montreal Star. SEE IF Ou CAN , WORK IT___ _____ Oh the Wailing “And what if you did lose a six- pense on a horse?” “It’s nae only masel’. There’s sax of us in it." BRONC PEELER Seems To Be A Job In Sight VELLoe- He QobE 4 Hoss Ar Lie LIKE Nodoors BZNess. HE GETS WFl" ‘ A LOOKS 06 ON THIS I CAH YA TIE THAT. BRONCI PEELER’S CHEST C i pick T h ’ woOsT Hoss ON TH' RANGE , AN‘ THAT B1CYCLE-ÉIDIN* I AMP MAKES A FOOL OUT OF MF . # AN' Now HE GETS A QUICK DRAW HOLSTER 100 306 on THIS R anch . Found Amazing RELIEF from PAIN lus IS A COMMON HPE HOLSTER USED ON "HE RANGE, for A SINGLE ACIIOn No need to suffer agony of muscu lar aches and pains ! Thousands report wonderful soothing relief with Hamlins Wizard Oil. Just rub it on—rub it in. Acts quick. Re lieves that terrible soreness. Loosens up stiff, achy muscles. Has a pleasant odor. Will not stain clothes. At all druggists. REVOLER— NoTE To FIML7 MOLO OOUN holsics WHEN “ORAWIG” QUICKLY. 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