THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, November 26, 1936
Valueless Comparisons
A COMPARISON may seem
-- more creditable than it
really is. To say of a man
that his word is as good as his
bond may appear quite com
plimentary; but when it is
known that his bond is worth
less, the comparison loses its
value.
To say that a man is as
godly every day of the week as
he is on Sunday is little to his
credit when he is known to
spend his Sundays drinking and
gambling. Only when the
standard has real value are
comparisons with the standard
of substantial credit.
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depleted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
Money Matters SsQUA*
THE FEATHERHEADS
WELL, I SAW
THE CUTEST
GOWN !
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BuT HOW DID L
Nou KNOW i
HAD BROUGHT
IT HOME 2 -
WELL, TROT IT
OUT— LET ME
TAKE A LOOK
BECAUSE You
KNEW IF You
DIDN’T, You
WOULDN’T
HAE MUCH
(I TAKE L
1 TWELVE
10 MAKE
A DoZEN-
BUT VER/
FEW MAKE
A MILLION
BELLS
By C. M. PAYNE
S‘M ATTER POP— Sure! When You Shiver, You Must Be Cool
Yes, Where?
Policeman—Pull up to the curb.
Motorist—Yes, sir. Where is the
nearest vacant one?—Atlanta Con
stitution.
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WANT AN/
DETECKATIV
WNoRK ©1?
New Dialect
Eastern Visitor—Has the advent
of the radio helped ranch life?
Pinto Pete—I’ll say it has!Why,
we learn a new cowboy song ev
ery night, and, say—we’ve found
out that the dialect us fellers have
used fer years is all wrong.
Hy M-Aw"
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My 13A36E!
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KEEP CooL
AND NOT SHORTED
(Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.,
MESCAL IKE
By S. L. HUNTLEY
"Is a man a good conductor of
electricity?”
‘‘Sure, if he’s a live wire!”
Real Soaking
A Scot was engaged in an argu
ment with a conductor as to
whether the fare was 5 or 10 cents.
Finally the disgusted conductor
picked up the Scotsman's suitcase
and tossed it off the train, just
as they passed over a bridge. It
landed with a splash.
"Mon,” screamed Sandy, “isn’t
it bad enough to try and over-
charge me, but now you try to
drown my little boy.”—Berkshire
Eagle.
BUT, I LIVE HERE/ E
O’ THAT/ COME
,
‘LONG WIT'ME AN
Ol'LL FOIND A DOOR
Ez KIN GIT INTO
EASY BUT NOT
/
— OUT SO
HERE’S MY
IDENTIFICATION
Dorothy—But, Mother, why do
you object to my becoming en
gaged? Is it because of my youth?
Mother—Yes, he's hopeless. —
Pathfinder.
’ / SHOULDN'T BE
TROAIN’T‘
/
BUST T’DOOR
CARDS----- THE
P oor IS STUCK—
HERE’S
He’s the Barrier
WA- IEZ
POVJN
MY KEY—
Substantial Estate
Mrs. Murphy — What! You’re
going to sell up and marry that
hard-up lodger of yours? What on
earth are you going to live on?
Mrs. O’Flynn—We’ll be all right.
The poor fellow owes me enough
to keep us in comfort for years—
Montreal Star.
SEE IF Ou CAN
, WORK IT___ _____
Oh the Wailing
“And what if you did lose a six-
pense on a horse?”
“It’s nae only masel’. There’s
sax of us in it."
BRONC PEELER Seems To Be A Job In Sight
VELLoe- He QobE 4 Hoss
Ar Lie LIKE
Nodoors
BZNess.
HE GETS
WFl" ‘ A
LOOKS
06
ON THIS
I
CAH YA TIE THAT.
BRONCI PEELER’S
CHEST C
i pick T h ’ woOsT Hoss
ON TH' RANGE , AN‘
THAT B1CYCLE-ÉIDIN*
I
AMP
MAKES A
FOOL OUT OF MF .
# AN' Now HE
GETS
A
QUICK DRAW
HOLSTER
100
306 on THIS R anch .
Found Amazing
RELIEF
from PAIN
lus IS A COMMON
HPE HOLSTER USED
ON "HE RANGE, for
A SINGLE ACIIOn
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agony of muscu
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pains ! Thousands
report wonderful
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Just rub it on—rub it in. Acts quick. Re
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REVOLER— NoTE
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HAMLINS®
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Close at Hand
The Curse of Progress
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His car had struck a pedestrian at
the village crossroads. The victim |
was lying unconscious and the vil- |
lagers were standing around with
their mouths open:
Motorist—Don’t stand there doing
nothing! Run and get the village
doctor.
Nearest Native—’Tain’t no use, |
mister. That's him you’ve run over.
TRADING STAMPS
SWZThs
S0R15
Not So Breezy
BONDAGE
PROCEEDINGS
LOKIN6
CAYES 001 A ONE END OF
SarPs
WHLC EDDIE SPREADS
W5 001 M OfER END
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
SPENDS HALF AN WOUR
BY EMPYIN6 HiS DUPu-
Pb
Tourist — When I was here last |
there were two windmills What has
become of the other one?
Native — We had to take it down.
Tourist — Why?
Native — There was only wind
enough for one.
PORN iWb
OVER
EDDIE’S
AI 1I1 SR NEGO1A-
1015 1 SWAP THE Swiss
"I’m goin’ to get married, sir."
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WANs
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FOR 145 MADA -
SAMP
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pads State average shoe size.
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Decisive
You've already had leave, Fergu
son, to see your wife off on a jour-
rey—for your mother-in-law’s fu
neral—for your little girl’s measles
- -Your boy’s christening—what is it
now?”
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M. G. HELD, ARCH MAKER
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