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Thursday, November 19, 1936 THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Week’s Supply of Postum Free THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Beasts of Burden T ust JK IT HAVE. ON— COME a FEW THREE ES AGO MORE PURCHASES- Read the offer made by the Pos tum Company in another part of this paper. They will send a full week’s supply of health giving Postum free to anyone who writes for it.—Adv. Unforgiving Wisdom Wisdom never forgives. What ever resistance we have offered to her law, she avenges forever; the lost hour can never be re deemed, and the accomplished wrong never undone.—Ruskin. AsQuy A WOMAN GETS ALL WRAPPED UP IN . SHOPPING ------ BUT HER HUSBAND IS USUALLY FIT l PE GENUINE QUICK-ACTING B ayer A spirin F a tablet / Bayer Tablets Dissolve Almost Instantly la 2 seconds by stop watch a genuine S’MATTER POP— Didja Ever Gargle Out of a Tough Spot? By C. M. PAYNE U6GLE-U6GLE- += SAID e TAD WoD . AT me. MESCAL IKE BAYER Aspirin tablet starts to disintegrate and go to work. Drop a Bayer Aspirin tablet in- to a glass of water. By the time it hita the bot tom of the glass it is disintegrating. What happens in thia glass . . . happens in your stomach. For Amazingly Quick Relief Get Genuine Bayer Aspirin U66LE-ULLLE UZGLE / 5 , B, ». L. You can now get Genuine BAYER ASPIRIN for virtually 14 a tablet at any drug store. Two full dozen now, in a flat pocket tin, for 25^1 Try this new package. Enjoy the real Bayer article now without thought of price I Do this especially if you want quick relief from a bad headache, neuritis or neuralgia pains. Note illustration above, and remember, BAYER ASPIRIN works fast. And ask for it by its full name — BAYER ASPIRIN —not by the name “aspirin” alone when you buy. Get it next time you want quick relief. Thar's Gold in Thet Air Creek HUNTLEY 15C FOR A DOZEN ZFULLOC- DOZEN - •• Gaocion otic Virtually 1c ■ tablet SHERIFS look OfFISS rots th *ssrts etto»» Most Dangerous Evil Of all the evil spirits abroad at this hour in the world, insincerity is the most dangerous.—J. A. Froude. FINNEY OF THE FORCE Bz Ted.OLoushlin. haalit iiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiii OH—FINNEY , AIN1 WORKIN HE'S GOT “ REALLY- SICK, LEAVE AN WHAT is THE MALERDY FER TDAY . WHIN IEZ'VE RIDDEN A HORSE FER 1H‘ FURST OIS EZ KIN UNNER- STAND WHY TH'CAVALRy Be PART o 1H STANDIN ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES Replacing a Cuff-Button By O. JACOBSSON 300 CANDLEPOWER [see Lt LIGHT --------- EYE-SAVING 1 KEROSENE OR GASOLINE MODELS Coleman AIR-PRESSURE MantleLAMPS * Protect your sight with this eye-saving Coleman light! Kerosene and Gasoline Pressure Mantle Lamps provide up to 300 candlepower of live light... nearest like natural daylight... kind to your eyes. You can enjoy the finest light for only 14 ■ night. No home can afford to be without a Coleman. Buy it from your local Coleman dealer. FREE Folders— Send Postcard Now I (6176) THE COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE CO. Dept. WU175, Wichita, Kans.; Chicago, III.; Philadelphia, Pa.; Los Angeles, Calif. HOW OFTEN CAN YOU KISS AND MAKE UP? EW husbands can understand a wifo should turn from a F why pleasant companion into a shrew (o 1935, by Consolidated News Features), Curse of Progress 0 p0 b Not on Relief The banker was questioning the Negro applicant for a chauffeur’s job. "Are you narried?” the banker asked. “Nawsah, boss,” replied the ap plicant, "Nawsah; Ah makes mah own livin’.” Just in Tir.ie "Ye-es,” hesitate», the bride groom. ‘‘these cakes are pretty i good, but don’t you think there ought to be more—” “Your mother made them,” in terrupted the bride, quickly. "—of them?” ended he.—Guelph Mercury. Utilitarian "Why do you make fun of hoss and buggy days?” “I don’t,” answered Senator Sor ghum. “But after getting bi by an automobile and losing my salary at the races 1 can’t help wishing the plain old hosses and buggies could 1 have stayed hitched up together.” DON’T SHOUT for one whole week in every month. You can say “I’m sorry” and kiss and make up easier before marriage than after. If you’re wise and if you want to hold your hus- band, you won’t be a three-quarter wife. For three generations one woman has told another how to go “smil- Ing through’’ with Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound. It helps Nature tone up the system, thus lessening the discomforts from the functional disorders which women must endure In the three ordeals of life: 1. Turning from girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre paring for motherhood. 3. Ap proaching "middle age." Don’t be a three-quarter wife, take LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S VEGETABLE COMPOUND and Go “Smiling Through.” —--------- -------------- ---------- WNU—13 47—36 SUPPER’S READ! AFTER YOU EAT? After you finish a meal can you be sure of regular, successful elimination? Get rid of waste materia! that causes gas, acidity, headache*. Take Milnesia Wafers for quick, pleasant elimination. Each wafer equal* 4 teaspoonfuls of milk of magnesia. 20c, 35c & 60c at drug stores.
