Thursday, November 19, 1936
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Week’s Supply of Postum Free
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
Beasts of Burden
T ust
JK IT
HAVE.
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Read the offer made by the Pos
tum Company in another part of
this paper. They will send a full
week’s supply of health giving
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for it.—Adv.
Unforgiving Wisdom
Wisdom never forgives. What
ever resistance we have offered
to her law, she avenges forever;
the lost hour can never be re
deemed, and the accomplished
wrong never undone.—Ruskin.
AsQuy
A WOMAN
GETS ALL
WRAPPED
UP IN .
SHOPPING
------ BUT
HER HUSBAND
IS USUALLY
FIT l PE
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S’MATTER POP— Didja Ever Gargle Out of a Tough Spot?
By C. M. PAYNE
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and go to work. Drop a
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tom of the glass it is
disintegrating. What
happens in thia glass
. . . happens in your
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Do this especially if you want
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Most Dangerous Evil
Of all the evil spirits abroad at
this hour in the world, insincerity
is the most dangerous.—J. A.
Froude.
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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HOW OFTEN
CAN YOU KISS AND
MAKE UP?
EW husbands can understand
a wifo should turn from a
F why
pleasant companion into a shrew
(o 1935, by Consolidated News Features),
Curse of Progress
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Not on Relief
The banker was questioning the
Negro applicant for a chauffeur’s
job.
"Are you narried?” the banker
asked.
“Nawsah, boss,” replied the ap
plicant, "Nawsah; Ah makes mah
own livin’.”
Just in Tir.ie
"Ye-es,”
hesitate», the bride
groom. ‘‘these cakes are pretty
i good, but don’t you think there
ought to be more—”
“Your mother made them,” in
terrupted the bride, quickly.
"—of them?” ended he.—Guelph
Mercury.
Utilitarian
"Why do you make fun of hoss and
buggy days?”
“I don’t,” answered Senator Sor
ghum. “But after getting bi by an
automobile and losing my salary at
the races 1 can’t help wishing the
plain old hosses and buggies could
1 have stayed hitched up together.”
DON’T SHOUT
for one whole week in every month.
You can say “I’m sorry” and
kiss and make up easier before
marriage than after. If you’re wise
and if you want to hold your hus-
band, you won’t be a three-quarter
wife.
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go “smil-
Ing through’’ with Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. It
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thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure In the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap
proaching "middle age."
Don’t be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go “Smiling Through.”
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