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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON Thursday, November 12, 1936 Rug That Is Easy to Crochet in Triangles WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS Bitten by the Bug By Osborne ME — ONE MORE WORD FROM vou AND----- -NoWLOOk HERE, CIGAR FACE NOu’rE CUTTING INTO MT TERRITORY AMD I WONT STAND FOR IT// A ^oaL-! ACinG Like ( My DEAR MRS. FEATHERHEAD, i i WAS ACTNG — ACTING. AMP FURTHERMORE, 1 W’SE- To STATE THAT I HAVE ACTINO . a ACA 0.1 num // ____ WILL You SoP ACTING LIKE A FOOL/ You _ MAKE ME. &sQUAU __ You MUST HAVE SOMETHING ACTING IN YOuR BLOOD—AND ( ITS PROBABLY OuR /----- - VACCINATION / AMATEUR. ACTORS APE HERE ) 10DAY AND GON GED 10MORROW A NeS—2 By C. M. PAYNE S’MATTER POP— Ya Never Can Do Much About Scared Feet Hou FIND OUT I w+ AT IT WAS y Pattern 1240 Like to turn rug-maker for a time, and both make and design your own colorful rugs? 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