THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON
Thursday, November 12, 1936
Rug That Is Easy to
Crochet in Triangles
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
THE FEATHERHEADS
Bitten by the Bug
By Osborne
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Pattern 1240
Like to turn rug-maker for a
time, and both make and design
your own colorful rugs? Easy cro
cheted triangles joined in strips
or hexagons make exciting new
designs. Crochet them of rug wool,
candlewicking or rags. You can
make your rug any desired size.
Pattern 1240 contains directions
for making rugs in various ar
rangements; an illustration of
them and of all stitches needed;
material requirements; color sug
gestions.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for his pattern
to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Avenue, New
York, N. Y.
Write plainly pattern number,
your name and address.
SCARED
-AFRAD
To Quickly
Ease Pains of
Rheumatism
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ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES A Coupla Other Guys
LOOK FOK THF BAYFK CKO9S
HOW LONG CAN A
THREE-QUARTER WIFE
HOLD HER HUSBAND?
have to work at marriage
to make a success of it. Men
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may be selfish, unsympathetic,
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Of Course!
Curse of Progress
T2OM we
OLD SCHOOL
AID
The train was just pulling out
when the breathless lad dashed to
the ticket window. "Hurry up,” he
gasped, ‘‘gimme a round trip tick
et!”
“Where to?”
The boy looked at the ticket man
in disgust. "B-b-back here!” he
panted, “where didja think!”
Problems
Do you regard yourselt as a
servant of the people?”
"No,” answered Senator Sorghum
“We need the assistance of your in
tellectual women. Politics has prob
lems enough without allowing it to
be understood that the servant
problem is included.”
but that's the way they're made
and you might as well realize it.
When your back aches and your
nerves scream, don't take it out
on your husband. He can't possibly
know how you feel.
For three generations one woman
has told another how to go “ smil-
Ing through" with Lydia E. Pink-
ham's Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure In the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap
proaching "middle age."
Don’t be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA ■ PINKHAM’S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go "Smiling Through."
46—30
WNU—13
A LifE
APE AND Clift
SIRIP A YARD Of
FALLING HAIR
DANDRUFF—BALO SPOTS?
They call for
regular use of
Glover's Mange
Medicine, fol-
lowed by a sham-
iowithG lover's
edicated Soap.
All’s Quiet
Going into a dry goods store.
Jones was met by a clerk who
asked. “Something for you, sir?"
Jones—Yes, I want to get my
wife a shirt waist.
Clerk—What bust?
Jones—I didn’t hear anything.
Start today, or have
treatment !
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by all
Druggists
GLOVERS
MANGE
MEDICINE