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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 29, 1936)
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, October 29, 1936 Frisky Scotties for Your Tea Towel Set WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists AH, T here / "I ARENT You AFRAID Í Ou’LL CATCH A - cold in Night By Osborne THE FEATHERHEADS T our ou CAN EXPLAIN ALL HKÍ HT—BUT NOT TO ME — I WANT NOW, LISTEN, DEAR------ I CAN EXPLAIN - ALL------- -K MUD HOU SE— STOCKING FEET. BED Latch UsQuAx LATE HOURS WELL-ER— - ARENT Iou PEEVED —GEE, I THOUGHT NoL WERE WAITING TO LECTURE ALWAYS TELL ON ME hi By C. M. PAYNE S’M ATTER POP—Of Course You Can’t Always Cure Bow-Legs So Quickly K nock ' 'i ou 3ow-LE66E® B, s. L. 7 HE'S ' DIDJA HEAR BOUT MDLEV BATES' FER AIMIN’ "s TO CROSS CARRIER PIGEONS vIT wOOD: j ‘DEA A What Will Muley Think Up Next? HUNTLEY > IenTION ! ‘HECK, A CARRIER PIGEON STUFF TO FOLKS ' . HOUSES GONNA USE —EM FER? No need for Scottie to teach her puppy new tricks—he’s up to them already! 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