THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, October 29, 1936
Frisky Scotties for
Your Tea Towel Set
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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No need for Scottie to teach her
puppy new tricks—he’s up to them
already! And what a joyous set
of motifs with which to cheer the
towels that serve for heaviest
kitchen duty. There are seven of
them, and see what simple cross
stitch ’tis, with crosses an easy 8
to the inch! Done all in one color,
they’ll make smart silhouettes
’gainst the whiteness of your tea
towels. Send for the pattern! Pat
tern 1228 contains a transfer pat
tern of seven motifs (one for each
day of the week) averaging about
5 by 8 inches; material require
ments; illustrations of all stitches
needed.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York
N. Y.
Write plainly pattern number,
your name and address.
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from common colds
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fanciful flights of oratory was just
getting warmed up to his sermon
on immortality.
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'Mighty as you are, you will be
destroyed; but my soul will not.’ |
I gazed at the ocean and cried, 'Vast
as you are, you will eventually dry
up, but not I.’ ” And then he won
dered why his hearers smiled. —
Tit-Bits Magazine.
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Blinks looked a wreck. His face
was covered with sticking-plaster;
both eyes were black; and his left
arm was in a sling.
“What happened?” a friend asked.
"A motor accident?”
“No; a loose floorboard.”
“Tripped over it?”
“No; trod on it, as I was sneak
ing in the other night and woke
the missus up.”
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