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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 15, 1936)
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, October 15, 1936 If You re Told to « Alkalize"9 WORLD’S BEST COMICS Try This Remarkable “Phillips” Way Thousands are Adopting Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS 1 I—I—I WAS TRYING To GET SOME JARS---- AND c i WAS SCARED— THERE’S \ -AMD You NEVER ( RIGHT— CLL GET THE , 7 LADDER On every side today people are being urged to alkalize their stomach. And thus ease symptoms of “acid indiges The___ tion,” nausea and stomach upsets. To gain quick alkalization, just do this: Take two teaspoons of PHIL- LIPS’ MILK OF MAGNESIA 30 minutes after eating. OR — take two Phillips* Milk of Magnesia Tablets, which have the same antacid effect. Relief comes almost at once — usually in a few minutes. Nausea, "gas” — fullness after eating ana "acid indigestion” pains leave. You feel like a new person. Try this way. You’ll be surprised at results. 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Krenzky of 1341 Garfield St., Phoenix, Aria, said: "Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription has been the biggest help for my wife. She was run down during the change of life period and her appetite was poor. I knew of Dr. Pierce’s Remedies because my people had always had great faith in them, and a few bottles of the ‘Prescription’ soon had my Wife eating more and enjoying good health."’ Go to your neighborhood druggist today. BUDDY A- vwr TAT HE CANY PLAY ANV MORE, HE’S Strange Wify—There's a strange hair on your coat lapel, you worm! Hubby—Now, darling, that's a hair from our dog. It isn't a woman’s hair, honestly. Wify — I know. That's what's strange about it. Sit Down Teacher — Johnny, can you de fine nonsense? Johnny — Yes, teacher — an elephant hanging over a elit with his tail tied to a daisy. 601 TO 60 IN WEALTH AND HEALTH BUDDY, HAVIN6 MEAN winE BEEN CALLED I, HAAS HIM FROM WINDOW AND MIAS mt MADE FOR 10M70RROW hl m Syndicate, Ine.) SEARCHES YARD FOR 60S OVER To VI I HE UK n AT MW) SHOVEL «Cop yrt et, « AFTER EKTCNSNE SEARCH, F Ips EL AND RETURNS HOME EPLAI BUT HE DID CONE own AWAY, JUST SIPPED To Pick UP Hi Burs, AND D THE We CAN ME 60 BACK To BUD0Y5 ms SWEATER Good health and success go together. Don’t handicap yourself—get rid of a sluggish, acid condition with tasty Milnesia, the original milk of magnesia in wafer form. Each wafer equals 4 teaspoonfuls milk of magnesia. Neutralizes acids and gives you pleasant elimination. 20c, 35c & 60c sizes.
