THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, October 15, 1936
If You re Told
to « Alkalize"9
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Try This Remarkable
“Phillips” Way
Thousands are Adopting
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
THE FEATHERHEADS
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On every side today people are being
urged to alkalize their stomach. And
thus ease symptoms of “acid indiges
The___ tion,” nausea and stomach upsets.
To gain quick alkalization, just do
this: Take two teaspoons of PHIL-
LIPS’ MILK OF MAGNESIA 30
minutes after eating. OR — take two
Phillips* Milk of Magnesia Tablets,
which have the same antacid effect.
Relief comes almost at once —
usually in a few minutes. Nausea,
"gas” — fullness after eating ana
"acid indigestion” pains leave. You
feel like a new person.
Try this way. You’ll be surprised
at results. Get either the liquid ’’Phil
lips” or the remarkable, new Phillips*
Milk of Magnesia Tablets. Delightful
to take and easy to carry with you.
Only 25, a box at all drug stores.
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the equivalent of a
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(Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate, Ino.)
HELP
MESCAL IKE
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FOR
FEET
Warm bath with Cuticura Soap greatly
soothes and benefits. Then apply
Cuticura Ointment-effective treatment
and medication for local irritations. Try
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it tonight In morning, dust with Cuticura
Talcum to help prevent shoe discomfort
FREE samples by writing “Cuticura" Dept 31,
Malden, Mass.___________
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Our Desires
As for a little more money and
a little more time, why, it’s ten
to one if either one or the other
would make you a whit happier.
—B. Franklin.
OF THE FORCE
Out of Fuel
By Ted OLooshlin
THREE
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GoT THERE NOTHIN’
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FOUNDATION
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Constipation
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NO PLACE
LOIKE
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HOUSE
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ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES The Kill
SHTORIES
By O. JACOBSSON
_____________
Why Laxatives I
Fail In Stubborn
Twelve to 24 hours Is too long to wait
when relief from clogged bowels and
constipation Is needed, for then enor
mous quantities of bacteria accumu
late, causing GAS, indigestion and
many restlese, sleepless nights.
If you went REAL, QUICK RELIEF,
take a liquid compound such as Ad-
lerika. Adlsrlka contains SEVEN cs-
thartio and carminative Ingrediente
that aot on the stomach and BOTH
bowels.
Most "overnight” laxatives
contsln one Ingredient that acts on the
lower bowel only.
Adlerika’s DOUBLE ACTION gives
your system a thorough cleansing,
bringing out old poisonous waats mat
ter that may have caueed GAS pains,
eour stomach, headaches and sleepless
nights for months.
Adierika rslleves stomach GAS at
once and usually rsmovea bowel con.
gestion In lese than two hours. No
waiting for overnight results. This
famous treatment has been recom
mended by many doctors and drug-
gists for 35 years. Taks Adierika one-
half hour before breakfast or one hour
befers bedtime end In a short while
ou will feel marvelously refreshed,
-eading Druggists.
ITCHING SCALP-
DANDRUFI
For annoyin
itching and un
sightly Dan
druff, use Glov
et’s. Start toda
with Glover
Mange Medi
cine and follow
with Glover*
Medicated Soa
lor the shampoo
Sold by all Drug
gists.
GLOVERS
MANGE
Curse of Progress
UNABIE TO TELL A
PEPLeROMINe
Tender Hat Wanted
A man walked reluctantly into a
hat shop, says Ireland's Own, of
Dublin.
“I've just lost a bet,” he said,
“and I want to buy a soft hat.”
“This is the softest we have,”
said the assistant.
The customer gazed at it specu
latively.
“What I want,” he said wist
fully, “is something a little more
tender; I've got to eat it.”
MEDICINE
FEMININE WEAKNESS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
SNAPSHOTS OF A BOY COMING IN
SPENDS SEVERAL MINU1E5
SHODliNo To
CROSS THE
C.
Krenzky
of
1341
Garfield St., Phoenix,
Aria, said: "Dr. Pierce’s
Favorite Prescription has
been the biggest help for
my wife. She was run
down during the change
of life period and her
appetite was poor. I knew
of Dr. Pierce’s Remedies
because my people had
always had great faith in them, and a few
bottles of the ‘Prescription’ soon had my
Wife eating more and enjoying good health."’
Go to your neighborhood druggist today.
BUDDY A-
vwr TAT
HE CANY PLAY ANV MORE,
HE’S
Strange
Wify—There's a strange hair on
your coat lapel, you worm!
Hubby—Now, darling, that's a
hair from our dog. It isn't a
woman’s hair, honestly.
Wify — I know. That's what's
strange about it.
Sit Down
Teacher — Johnny, can you de
fine nonsense?
Johnny — Yes, teacher — an
elephant hanging over a elit with
his tail tied to a daisy.
601 TO 60 IN
WEALTH AND HEALTH
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Good health and success go together. Don’t
handicap yourself—get rid of a sluggish,
acid condition with tasty Milnesia, the
original milk of magnesia in wafer form.
Each wafer equals 4 teaspoonfuls milk of
magnesia. Neutralizes acids and gives you
pleasant elimination. 20c, 35c & 60c sizes.