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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (June 9, 1932)
_Tht Hermistun Heraln The newest thing in the world is the human being and the greatest changes are to be looked for in him.—Henry Ford. Why wear gloom like a suit of clother.—Otto H. Kahn. kiziq! 0 9° —a VOLUMN XXVI NUMBER 41 FOURTH CELEBRATION PLANS DISCUSSED BY FARM BUREAU COMMITTEE OF FIVE APPOINTED TO ARRANGE PROGRAM. Entertainment Followed Business Session; Home Talent Displayed Equals That of Professionals. HERMISTON, UMATILLA COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY, U. P. TOOL HOUSE INVADED; Attend Union Stock Show. BURGLARS EVADE CAPTURE B. J. Nation, deputy sheriff sta- tioned here, and H. A. Pankow, city police officer, spent most of Thurs- day on the trail of three men who were caught in the act of breaking into the Union Pacific tool house Wednesday night. A train prevented Mr. Nation from capturing the in- vadera and they escaped across the field before a definite description was obtained. The Chevrolet car was left parked near the scene and contained stolen I feed, 25-gallons gas and oil, two guns, clothing, tools, and food. An Oregon license was on the car which was traced to the owner who lives in eastern Oregon. The car may also have been stolen. Several other state license plates were found iu the car and it is evident that the men plan ned to traveT across country pulling petty jobs enroute. One man was routed out and cap tured but the other two are at large. The car is in the Black & White Garage and it is hoped the fugitives are still in the vicinity. Plans for the Fourth ofijuly cele bration -were discussed and sugges tions offered to the committee at the regular Umatilla Project Farm Bur eau meeting held last Friday night, in the Methodist church. The annual celebration is sponsored by the Stan field Grange and Farm Bureau or ganizations which alternate in ar ranging for the program. It will be held in Columbia park this year. President Ott appointed A. & Bensel, C. M. Jackson, New Maddon, Henry Sommerer, and C. L. Upham, as a committee to make complete ar rangements for the celebration. Immediately following the busi “Buck” Lieullen to Have Station. ness session, a very interesting and C. L. "Buck" Lieuallen, formerly enjoyable program was given as with the State Police and also can- follows: didate for County Sheriff, is to be Piano solo, Florence Udey; Vocal in charge of the Red Star Service duet, Bruce and Melvin Follett, Uke Station in Pendleton, on the corner and Banjo accompaniment; Reading of Court and Jefferson Davis Mrs. Glasscock; Vocal duet, Mrs. V. streets, according to announcement Stockard and Bill Ross; Negro made recently by Waldon Texas Oil characterization, Herman H o r y, Co., in Pendleton. Ernest Dohnert Chester Nelson, with Harmonica and formerly In charge of the station, Ranlo; Trio, Edna Ott, violin, Paul has not announced his plans for the Miller, fife, and Fern Lindner, piano future. Mr. Lieuallen is well kr • • Skit by Mrs. Cecil Maddon, Victor in Umatilla county and was former Stockard, Bill Ross, and Cecil Mad ly associated with the Standard Oil den; Piano solo, Fern Lindner. Co., before he was with the State The entire program was presented Police. by home talent and the skit pictured an old maid receiving callers in an- Weather Report. swer to her advertisement for a hus- band. Each one slid out the door Date Max. Min. after a grueling and discovery that June 2 78 .52 the Old Maid did not have any 3 80 50 June money or property, At last she be- June 74 48 comes disgusted and gives up in dis- June 5 7 2 45 pair. Parts were taken by Mrs. June 6 80. 47 Cecil Madden, the Old Maid; Victor June 7 79 49 Stockard, the Frenchman; Cecil Mad June 8 84 45 den, the country hick; 1B11 Ross, the Italian. Herald Subscription $2.00 a Year JUNE 9, 1932 NEW FEDERAL HAY GRADES EXPLAINED BY SPECIALIST SUBSCRIPTION, $2.00 PER YEAR Pop” Warner Visits Oregon. UNIVERSITY EMERALD STAFF Garnet D. Best, assistant county Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Warner left agent, plans to leave early Friday Wednesday for Diamond Lake, Orc- morning for the Union County gon, where they will join Mr. War- Stock Show, with a car load of 4-H ner's two brothers, G. S. "Pop” War- boys and girls front Stanfield who ner, of Palo Alto, California, and have i exhibits. They are Otis Lee Fred S. Warner of San Clemente, Hake, Awilda and Neill Bleakney, California. The three brothers will Jimmie McDermott, Bytha Hoskins, spend several days together. G. S. Clara Johnson, Dorothy Shelton. HAY GRADING SCHOOL HELD ON Warner is the noted Stanford Uni Stanley ■ Green and Leo Reuber are versity football coach who has won NEARBY FARMS. also at the stock show. world-wide recognition through the records made by Stanford football Grades Being Inaugurated In State 4-H CLUB SUMMER SCHOOL teams. by U. S. Department of Agri culture; Improvement Seen. SCHOLARSHIPS AWARDED The Umatilla Project Farm Bur- eau and the Stanfield Grange have awarded two scholarships to the 4-H club summer school to be held next week In Corvallis to the two most outstanding club workers on the Stanfield and Hermiston projects. The Farm Bureau awards went to Marjorie Burnham and Glenn Pier- son, and the Grange award to Clara Johnson and Marjorie Cooper. All four, together with Mary Burnham, will leave Monday, June 13, for Corvallis where they will attend a week of summer school with all ex penses paid. Two hay grading schools were held on the project this week under the auspices of Assistant County Agent Best. The first, on the Ralph Richards farm on Butter Creek, Tuesday morning, and the second. Tuesday afternoon on the John Schmidt ranch near Stanfield drew farmers from both projejets. At these meetings D. D. Hill of Corvallis, associate agronomist, ex plained the new federal hay grades to hay growers and dealers. These grades are being inaugura ted in Oregon by the State Depart ment of Agriculture, in cooperation with the United States Department Notice. of Agriculture, and are expected to I have sold my office practice and be quite an improvement over the good will to Dr. W. L. Morgan who old state grades. been with me for the past has two and a half years. Graduates at U. of 0. I am very deeply appreciative for the patronage and support that I There will be 19 Umatilla county have received from this district over students among the more than 700 a period of fifteen years, and in candidates for degrees at the im leaving Dr. Morgan. I feel that I pressive ceremonies of commence have selected for you a fine gentle ment at the University of Oregon, man, a skillful workman, and one to be held this year from June 10' who senses keenly his responsibility to 13. Those from Umatilla county in this community. who will receive degrees include He is most deserving of your pa Robert McCormmach, Eva Nelson, tronage. Harry Daniel Mytinger, Evelyn L. Struve, J. Eugene Patton, John DR. F. V. PRIME Penland, Henry M. Heyden, Thom as Shanard Johns, Pendleton; Secondary Highway Approved. Glenn Jones Woodard, Harold M. At a meeting of the state highway 'olinson, Kenneth M. Potts, John commission in Portland Wednesday, M. Ahearn, Milton; Sylvanus Smith, the proposed extension of the secon Jr., Stanfield; Wilber A. Shannon, dary highway system to include the Marion E. Hall, Helix; Rowland A. unit from Hermiston to the Colum Bean, Roy Lee Herndon, Freewater; bia highway near Cold Springs was Lois L. Johnson, Fred Radtke, Athe approved. na. * RECEIVES AWARDS FOR WORK. GAME BIRDS AND FISH DI ÄMTER f|M The annual banquet of the Oregon | Daily Emerald staff, featured by the ' "Vil ‘ Lnll I LU 2!- presentation of awards for meritor ious services and the formal intro duction of the executives for next year, was held at Eugene last Sat urday night. Miss Marian Hender FIVE-HUNDRED BABY CHINAS son of Lermiston, daughter of Mrs. ORDERED FOR RELEASE. Georgia Henderson, was one of the five business staff workers honored D. D. Follett Named to Care for by being taken into the Emerald Game Birds Six Weeks Before “O” organization, an honorary Releasing Them. group composed of students who FARM BUREAU AUXILIARY WILL contributed outstanding service The Hermiston Rod & Gun Club CAN SURPLUS VEGETABLES. Miss Henderson is a Sophomore and held its monthly meeting at the is majoring in social science. bank building last Thursday eve- At the regular Farm Bureau Aux ning, June 2. with IL E. Hitt, presi- iliary meeting held in Columbia Named Chairman Student Drive. dent. in charge, and D. M. Deeter park club house Friday, June 3, a Ernest L. Cox, student of Albany acting secretary-treasurer. Others general discussion of plans and ways to meet any possible emergencies College, has been named as a com- present included B. S. Kingsley, J. arising this coming winter In car niittee of one In this district who | A. Reeves. Geo. Wagner, L. C. Todd, ing for the needy was held. The club will take a large part in the student I Sam Moore, Wm. Sha ar, J. S. Burn- Watson. Otto Pierce A. favored canning all surplus vegeta promotion work during the summer ham, M. Gwyn Hughes, Floyd bles which would be turned over to Ernest is the son of Mr. and Mrs ; M. I. C. C ox. Knerr, and Walter Hamm. the relief fund. Mr. Hitt gave a talk on the dis- It was also moved that the Aux-1 ♦ ❖ triubtion of the young pheasants lliary spend no money In improve- and fish. He related the methods of menta at present for either the can- ♦ ADDITIONAL LOCALS caring for pheasants, end this work nery or laundry. ♦ will be In charge of D. D, Follett The president, Mrs. J. H. Reid, for a period of six weeks and then and Mrs. N. W. Bloom read papers Mrs. Geo. Wagner left Saturday the birds will be planted over the on agriculture which revealed the for Vancouver. Wn., where she will project at the most desirable places. real needs of the industry and spend rt least two weeks with Dr. The fish, consisting principally of touched on the note of appreciation and Mrs. Gale. Mrs. Gale is Mrs. cat and bass, are taken out of the for its values. Wagner's sister. Another sister, Columbia river near Portland with Mrs. Henry Sommurer, Mrs. Wells Mrs. Geo. Harris, of Lewiston, Ida- seine nets and loaded into trucks and Mrs. Jackson Harr were ap ho, is staying with Mr. Beaseley, | containing water and brought to the pointed as a committee to arrange her father, during Mrs. Wagner’s project in this manner and planted for members to take turns at serv- absence. in the ponds. It was thought some ing at Farm Bureau meetings. The O. O. Felthouse, W. W. Felthouse, would be planted above the dam In next meeting, June 17, is under the and son Gale, and M. L. Watson left | the Umatilla river. None will be put supervision of Mrs. Alpha Christley, Thursday morning for central Ore- • in the reservoir due to shallow assisted by Mrs. L. Hammer, Mrs. gon where they will spend the re | water in the fall of the year. E. E. McPherson, and Mrs. Cecil mainder of the week fishing on Elk The secretary-treasurer was in- Madden. Mrs. S. K. Thomas, direc bake, in Deschutes county. Elk Lake structed to order 500 baby pheas- tor of Farm Bureau Auxiliary board, has been closed to fisherman until | ants through the state game commis- is assisting in arrangements for the this season and tales of enormous | sion, but the allotment of fish for Fourth of July celebration to be catches have been told. this district is as yet. uncertain. held in Columbia park. Miss Margaret McMullen left last | The coops and feeding material week for Spokane, Wn., where she for the young pheasants will be attention. brought down from Pendleton this W.C.T.U. Distributes Flowers. will receive medical While playing at school three years week, and the pheasants will arrive Following the regular social meet ing of the W.C.T.U. today (Thurs ago, Margaret fell and injured her next week. Paid-up members now number 24, day) at the home of Mrs. Rena knee cap quite seriously. Margaret will remain in Spokane indefinitely. and anyone who desires to help car Wateerman, members distributed Mrs. K. C. Hassell of Portland ry on this good work of getting flowers to shut-ins in honor of mis spent one night last week with her ponds on the project filled with sion day. sister-in-law, Mrs. Gladys Smith. more fish and enlarging wild game bird stock, can do so by paying fifty cents to A. H. Norton, and be coming a member of this organiza tion. HERMISTON PROJECT 1932 Primaries Official Umatilla County Vote ----- ee M C) C 1 1 co Hart-Upham. M C1 C1 Co uo C1 2 8 « P. Acknowledgment Is made to Sheriff Tom B. Gurdane, County Clerk Cas- teel and Miss Grace Jackson for aid in securing and tabu- lating the returns below. 28 9 n fl 5 5% s z a 02 m c a co s e O o « i 1 | s « « 6 C a @ y 2 1—Freewater East Side .... 3 1 18 5 6 2 —Freewater Ferndale S. 3—Umapine ......................... 14 2 3 4—Freewater ..... ............... 22 10| 9 5—Freewater ..................... I 9 IS 5 6 -Milton ............................. . 9 8 8 7—Mountain District ..... . 0 01 3 8—Fairview ....................... , 1 0 0 9—Weston ............................ 6 1 13 10—Athena ............................. . 19 3 5 11—Adams ...................... 1 12 4 6 0 1 12—Gibbons ............................ 3 13—Helix . ......................... 8 12 5 23 7 14—Riverside ......................... 4 2 4 15—Meacham ................... ...... 3 2 16—McKay Post Office ...... 0 « 4 17— Pendleton East Side .... 19 9 4 11| 3 18—Pendleton Wash. Sch... 2« 3 5 19— Pendleton City Hall .... 191 4 6 20 -Pendleton Court House 23 8 21—Pendleton Hotel ........... 9 13 13 7 22 —Pendleton Boaman N... 20 4 10 23—Pendleton. 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(2 [ 0. 0. — tn 4I 32 3.3| 65 41 50 11| 16 6 31] 31 69 371 49 12 13 I tn 4951 65 6 3 2220 9 111 2 4| 23 32| 23 111 10| 2 3 16 17 37 45 36 39 32 3 1 36 30 68 59 36 11 41 5 9 21I 7 18 63 54I 43 54 30 11 3 6 37 38 401 61| 18 8 11| 54 40 39 41| 25 12 33 3 9 14 2 5 31 if 2 1332 1 31 3 1 0! 1 11 11 1 1 1 15 7| 10 1 191 11 19 19 21 Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Upham an nounce the marriage of their daugh ter, Margaret Helen, to Lawrence Hart, of Caston, Oregon, Tuesday, May 31, at Pendleton, Oregon. Rev. Wummett of the Methodist church performed the ceremony In the pres- ence of the immediate family. Mrs. Hart is a graduate of the Hermiston Union high school and the Oregon State Norman at Mon mouth. After a short wedding trip the young couple will make their home on a farm near Gaston, Or. • • • • « • • • * • • • • * • • Y ALONG THE CONCRETE • ♦ • ❖ • ❖ • ❖ • • • ***•• • Since Italy has gone socialist, our up-and-coming young bunker. Eric Pyorkgren, says the safest bet is for us to have some red books print ed and make ourselves acquainted with the contents. Joe Reeves is up to his old tricks again, telling the young ladies that they are getting better looking every day. Flatterer! Since the rumor has been adrift that Jim Pearson is going to build a service station on the vacant lot at the head of Main street, Jim says the city may have an ideal park site in a few years when it takes over the land for delinquent taxes. A. II. Norton says that he is not buying a new car this year because of the new tax recently imposed. At that rate the automobile salesmen may be In the bread line liefere fall. That isn’t our rea on for not buying a new car, but it does make an ex cellent alibi. When it is June and our Hermis ton bachelors are in love, they are something like the little boy who was asked by his teacher to give a definition of paradox. He replied. "George Washington fought for free doni and then married a widow." Our Baptist Minister was seen talking to another gentleman on the street one day this week and a passer-by said to his companion, "Which of those two men is the bridegroom?" His companion re plied. "The anxious looking one-— the cheerful one MUST be the bride’s father.”
