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» H a v e Y ou M ade up Y our B u d get B X B A ju U. MJùxùOnOK, OBBGQY. Laughter Pate Jche on the Fault-Finder COLUMBIA THEATER As long as life lusts, we shall find that troublesome, unplensant poesou who seems Incapable of saying a sin gle word without finding fault. And there’s nothing to choose en this point between men and women. Some of the former can be really bad at the game. For, after all. It Is a silly game, which may become a men ace to our peace of mind. It seems to be an Inseparable part of the mlud of some folk—this fault finding. Often It is based on mere nothings. There's one thing these pernickety people don’t like. They hate you very badly If you laugh at tbem. It upsets their rhythm. And most of the fault finders work to a rhythm. Pul them off It and they are undone. Of course, says London Chronicle, there are more ways than one of laughing at them. You don't need to laugh outright. A twinkle of the eye, a steady, amused look, a sly dig —metaphorically, of course, although • nice Eighteenth century one wouldn't be amiss sometimes—a bit of leg-pulltng; any of these methods are warranted to disturb the lines of at tack of these fanlt-flnders. No, Indeed; they can't stand being laughed at. HERMISTON ,0RE. for th e N ew Y ea r? S atu rd ay and Sun day If so t let us offer a suggestion that w ill keep pace with Father T im e - Open a Savings Account with a por tion of your income and watch it grow. THE STATION HOUSE PHER GOES TO PARIS After you get started the desire to save w ill assist you in maintaining one item of your budget. HIS MAN, BUT THE BRINGS HIM HOME. W e P a y 4 per cen t C om pu ted S em i-a n n u a l. PHILOSO TO GET PRISONER COCKEYED! “RILEY THE COP” First N ational Bank • i Hermiston Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits O ver $50,000 F. B. twayae, Pres. A Sparkling, R. Alexander, Vice-President A. H. Norton, Cashier Bubbling, Comedy that w ill send home chuckling and w ill keep you chuck ling for weeks. FOB 8A M FOR SALE— Good 80 acre farm or will trade for filling btatlon; terms. FOR SALE— 20 acre farm fair build ings, $1500. T erms. FOR SALE— One of the best 60 acre farms on Umatilla project: good buildings, $7500. Terms. FOR SALE— Going 40 acre farm, fair buildings, valued at $4500, or will trade. FOR SALE OR TRADE— 80 acre farm fair buildings, valued at $5000. FOR SALE— Good 40 acre farm close In, fair buildings, valued at $4500. Terms. FÔR SALE— 120 acre farm, fair buildings. Price $6000. Several other farms, all sizes, for sale and trade. W. A. LEATHERS, Realtor. 185tc FOR SALE— At reasonable prices; kitchen chairs ana table, dining room set, two rocking chairs, book case, couch, boat and .trailer. Dr. B. T. Jenkins. 18-tfc Lynch is nearing completion. It is evidently the most modern dairy barn on the project. Mr. ana Mrs. Charles Keller are the proud parents of a six pound daughter born January 1 at St. An thony’s hospital. They named her Rose Mary. — also— Our New Serial “ The Mark of the Frog” and Comedy Mr. and Mrs. R. H. Stockard and children, Nat and Opal, returned Sun day from a three months’ vacation They have been visiting relatives and friends in Missouri, Oklahoma and Texas. Mr. and Mrs. Stockard trav eled nearly 6000 miles and managed to have only four flat tires. Let’s all go east for our vacation. O ur N e x t A ttra ctio n -- “The King of Kings” The mightiest picture ever made. With 16 outstanding stars. Directed by Cecil B. DeMille. Mrs. Frank Snell, who has been very critically ill at her home, is now convalescent. Uncle Johnny Thom is receiving medical care at the Walter Hamm home. He is suffering from pneu monia and his condition is very doubtful. NOTICE A Knot There w ill be dog poison on my How to tie a bow tie on a tuxedo ranch from this date. Oral Henrak- collar: sen. 18-tfc Hold the tie in your left hand and the collar in your right. Slip your LOST— Green fountain pen. Gold neck In the collar and run the left bond make and without cover. hand end ot the tle 0Ter the rl&ht Please notify Mrs. Ralph at Her with the left hand. Then drop both miston Light ft Power Co. 18-tfc ends, catching the left end with the WANTED — Millions of Jackrabbit, right hand and the right end with the left hand. Reverse hands and domestic rabbit and other raw furs. pick up the loose end with the near Highest price. Valcauda Fur Co., est hand. Pull this end through the 2131 Western Av., Seattle. 14-4tp loop with the unengaged hand and REAL « S IA T I! EXCHANGES AND squeete. This ties the bow. As a INSURANCE J. M. BIGGS, RU- finishing touch, disengage hands. A K 90E 28-tfc Patience vs. Virtue A man was walking along the Hermiston Second Hand Store. Furniture aad Hardware, Harneee, street and he saw a house on fire Saddles. Wagons. 11-tfc He rushed across the way and rang the bell. After some time a lady, who FOR RENT— Small, modern house. proved to be sightly deaf, appeared $14 to steady renter. Dr. Prime. at the door. • 12-tfc "Madam, your house in on fire "What did you say?” ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ « ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ft The man began dancing up and down. He pointed above. ♦ COLUMBIA NEWS NOTES ♦ "I said your house Is afire! Flames ♦ « bursting ont! No time to lose!” ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ « "What did you say?” Mr. and Mrs. Fred Davis and fam "House afire! Quick." ily left Friday for Tygh Valley. The lady smiled. They have been visiting for the last "Is that all,” she said sweetly. week at the home of Mrs. Davis’ par "Well,” replied the m tg hopelei ents, Mr. and Mrs. R H. Stockard. ly, "that's all I can think of now.”— Th« 10 by 70 foot barn of Charles Stories to Tell. ; HERMISTON POST NO. 37 Meets first and third Thurs day. Legion Auxiliary meetg second and fourth Thursday. Legion Hall. PROFESSIONAL PARBS BOYD T. JENKINS, D. associated with K. R F. V. PRIME, D. M. D. General Dentistry X-Ray and Diagnosis Bank Bldg. Phone Cbnnectien Evenlgs by appointment. W. J. W ARNER Attorney-at-Law Hcrmistoa lit PRANN FUNERAL SERVICE NOTICE OF HEARING UPON FINAL Telephone 801 Night or Daay REPORT CHAPEL, FUNERAL COACH AND In the County Court of the State of SANITARY PREPARATION ROOM Oregon for Umatillla County. Ambulance Service In the Matter of the Estate Hermiston Avenue of William T. Lambert, Deceesed. Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned administrator of the es tate of William T. Lambert, deceased, has file,} his final report with the Clerk of the above entitled Court and that the Judge of said Court has de signated Saturday, the 26th day of January, 1929 at 2 o’clock In the afternoon as the time, and the rooms of the above entitled Court In the County Court House at Pendleton, Umatilla County, Oregon as the place when and where hearing Is to be had thereon. A11 persons Interested are hereby notified to then and there ap pear and show cause, if any they have, why said report should not be approved, the administrator discharg ed, his bondsmen exhonerated and the estate closed. Dated this 27th dar ot December, 48c ■ 1928. F. B. SWAYZE, 21c ■ 17-5tc Administrator. SH A A R BA R BER SH O P The BUllngton’s are moving from FOR RENT— Three room house at the Tabor ranch back to the Lopp Waghorn place. Lights and water ranch across from Joe Udey's. furnished. Phone 83-, Mrs. Gladys W hitsett is visiting at the Sletz. 18-tfc home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. FOR SALE— About 25 tons first cut W. O. Whitsett. Miss W hitsett has ting a)falfa hay. See Earl Boyn been eachlng for the past six months ton at Oregon Hardware Co. 18-tfc in Eastern Montana. FOR SALE— Purebred Narraganset A "stag” party was staged at the turkey hens. $5.50 each delivered Stillings home New Years evn. Those at Hermiston. R. G, Chalcraft, present were Martin and Fred Lens, Richland, Wash. 18-tfc Tommy Stewart, Oscar W hitsett, Vic FOR SALE— Ground bone for chick Addleman, Donald DeMoss, Charlie ens at the Hermiston Meat Market. Hunt and Tilford Stillnga. 14-tfc E. H. Lynch and grandson, Carlton FOR SALE— At a bargain. Heating Lynch, returned to Portland last week stove, lawn mower and trailer. Dr. after an extenred visit at the Charlie B. T. Jenkins. 17-tfc Lynch home. - — FOR SALE— Good automobile reason Joe Lusowskl is visiting at the C. able, or will trade for cows. Her A. Lynch home. Mr. Lusowskl and miston Drug Co. 17-tfc Floyd Lynch were "buddies” In the navy. Both are Just recently from FOR SALE— 19 fine White Leghorn the navy. May pullets, all laying large size eggs. $1.25 each. Mrs. A. W. A stag party was held New Years Turnblad. 19-ltp eve at the old Lamblrth house. The party must have been good as all we can find out Is that there was a party. gaOWHVTJXOKIK A love story entwin ed and adventures that will take your breath away. W ith Farrell McDon ald^ Louise Fazenda, David Rollins. Mrs. Tom Haddox was taken to Hermiston hospital Saturday. Mrs. Haddox is suffering from pneumonia due to a relapse of the flu. VINEYARD LODGB NO. 10$, L O. O. F. meets each Monday evening la Odd Fellows' hall. Visiting members cor dially invited. W. R. Longhorn, Secretary. Ceell Warner, N. O. DR. A. E. MARBLE Chiropractor I Treat both Acute and Chronic Dis eases. Seems Odd Method of Office across street from Hurly’a Relaxing From Strain grocery. Phone 481 Many of the drivers of London busses, says an English pnper, own j Office Hours, 10 to 12; 1:30 to $. small cars and motor cycles and gel Hermiston, Oregon. relaxation from handling busses by piloting the smaller vehicles In theii h s. M c K e n z i e , m . d - leisure time. Eye. Ear. Nose and Throat In the same way It is easy to under stand the benefits derived by, say the Office: 1-2-8 Inland Empire Bldg. Pendleton, Oregon husband of a mother of six in taking a bride of a month to tea, or the op erator of a steam shovel digging In JAMES L. SEARS, M. D. the children's sand box with a tlu Physician and Surgeon shovel and pail, or an-am ateur mara Res. Pheas 71$ thon enthusiast running to and from I Office Phone 7SS. business every day, or a wholesale [ Office in First National Bank Bldg. florist picking daisies In an empty lot. or a bank teller matching pennies, or DR. DAVID S. ROWE, a big game hunter shooting files with Chiropractor and Physiotherapist a rubber band, or a mall clerk playing Specializing in Acute and Chronio post office, or a high diver Jumping off curbstones, or an explorer searching Disease. for funny names in Hie phone book, Location, 2 doors west of Postoffice or an astronomer looking at germs Hours, 10 to 6, and by appointment through a reducing glass. Res. Phone 81$ Or writing a piece like this.—Kan Office Phone 303 ras City Star. HERMISTON, OREGON Infectious you LODGE DIRECTORY g Hermiston g Transfer s Portland- i Pendleton g Truck Line I PHONE 31 M arcella, S h am p oos, M anicures F acials H erm iston Beauty Shoppe ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ fi ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■««■■»■■■■■■■■I Q uotations This W eek Î B u tte r fa t............... ...... .......... . Heavy Hens, over 4 1-2 lbs Light Hens.....................*......... Springs...... ............................... 15c ■ 18c 5 g i I g g I SW IFT & CO., H erm iston ■ BATTERIES F. 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