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B X B A ju U. MJùxùOnOK, OBBGQY.
Laughter Pate Jche
on the Fault-Finder
COLUMBIA THEATER
As long as life lusts, we shall find
that troublesome, unplensant poesou
who seems Incapable of saying a sin
gle word without finding fault.
And there’s nothing to choose en
this point between men and women.
Some of the former can be really bad
at the game. For, after all. It Is a
silly game, which may become a men
ace to our peace of mind.
It seems to be an Inseparable part
of the mlud of some folk—this fault
finding. Often It is based on mere
nothings.
There's one thing these pernickety
people don’t like. They hate you very
badly If you laugh at tbem. It upsets
their rhythm. And most of the fault
finders work to a rhythm. Pul them
off It and they are undone.
Of course, says London Chronicle,
there are more ways than one of
laughing at them. You don't need
to laugh outright. A twinkle of the
eye, a steady, amused look, a sly dig
—metaphorically, of course, although
• nice Eighteenth century one
wouldn't be amiss sometimes—a bit of
leg-pulltng; any of these methods are
warranted to disturb the lines of at
tack of these fanlt-flnders.
No, Indeed; they can't stand being
laughed at.
HERMISTON ,0RE.
for th e N ew Y ea r?
S atu rd ay and Sun day
If so t let us offer a suggestion that
w ill keep pace with Father T im e -
Open a Savings Account with a por
tion of your income and watch it
grow.
THE STATION
HOUSE
PHER GOES TO PARIS
After you get started the desire to
save w ill assist you in maintaining
one item of your budget.
HIS MAN,
BUT
THE
BRINGS HIM HOME.
W e P a y 4 per cen t C om pu ted
S em i-a n n u a l.
PHILOSO
TO GET
PRISONER
COCKEYED!
“RILEY THE
COP”
First N ational Bank
• i Hermiston
Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits O ver $50,000
F. B. twayae, Pres.
A Sparkling,
R. Alexander, Vice-President
A. H. Norton, Cashier
Bubbling,
Comedy that w ill
send
home
chuckling and w ill keep you chuck
ling for weeks.
FOB 8A M
FOR SALE— Good 80 acre farm or
will trade for filling btatlon; terms.
FOR SALE— 20 acre farm fair build
ings, $1500. T erms.
FOR SALE— One of the best 60 acre
farms on Umatilla project: good
buildings, $7500. Terms.
FOR SALE— Going 40 acre farm, fair
buildings, valued at $4500, or will
trade.
FOR SALE OR TRADE— 80 acre farm
fair buildings, valued at $5000.
FOR SALE— Good 40 acre farm close
In, fair buildings, valued at $4500.
Terms.
FÔR SALE— 120 acre farm, fair
buildings. Price $6000.
Several other farms, all sizes, for sale
and trade.
W. A. LEATHERS, Realtor.
185tc
FOR SALE— At reasonable prices;
kitchen chairs ana table, dining
room set, two rocking chairs, book
case, couch, boat and .trailer. Dr.
B. T. Jenkins.
18-tfc
Lynch is nearing completion. It is
evidently the most modern dairy barn
on the project.
Mr. ana Mrs. Charles Keller are
the proud parents of a six pound
daughter born January 1 at St. An
thony’s hospital. They named her
Rose Mary.
— also—
Our New Serial “ The Mark of
the Frog” and Comedy
Mr. and Mrs. R. H. Stockard and
children, Nat and Opal, returned Sun
day from a three months’ vacation
They have been visiting relatives and
friends in Missouri, Oklahoma and
Texas. Mr. and Mrs. Stockard trav
eled nearly 6000 miles and managed
to have only four flat tires. Let’s all
go east for our vacation.
O ur N e x t A ttra ctio n --
“The King of Kings”
The mightiest picture ever made.
With 16 outstanding stars.
Directed by Cecil B. DeMille.
Mrs. Frank Snell, who has been
very critically ill at her home, is now
convalescent.
Uncle Johnny Thom is receiving
medical care at the Walter Hamm
home. He is suffering from pneu
monia and his condition is very
doubtful.
NOTICE
A Knot
There w ill be dog poison on my
How to tie a bow tie on a tuxedo
ranch from this date. Oral Henrak- collar:
sen.
18-tfc
Hold the tie in your left hand and
the collar in your right. Slip your
LOST— Green fountain pen.
Gold neck In the collar and run the left
bond make and without cover.
hand end ot the tle 0Ter the rl&ht
Please notify Mrs. Ralph at Her with the left hand. Then drop both
miston Light ft Power Co. 18-tfc ends, catching the left end with the
WANTED — Millions of Jackrabbit, right hand and the right end with
the left hand. Reverse hands and
domestic rabbit and other raw furs.
pick up the loose end with the near
Highest price. Valcauda Fur Co.,
est hand. Pull this end through the
2131 Western Av., Seattle. 14-4tp
loop with the unengaged hand and
REAL « S IA T I! EXCHANGES AND squeete. This ties the bow. As a
INSURANCE J. M. BIGGS, RU- finishing touch, disengage hands.
A K 90E
28-tfc
Patience vs. Virtue
A man was walking along the
Hermiston Second Hand Store.
Furniture aad Hardware, Harneee, street and he saw a house on fire
Saddles. Wagons.
11-tfc He rushed across the way and rang
the bell. After some time a lady, who
FOR RENT— Small, modern house. proved to be sightly deaf, appeared
$14 to steady renter. Dr. Prime. at the door.
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12-tfc
"Madam, your house in on fire
"What did you say?”
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The man began dancing up and
down. He pointed above.
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COLUMBIA NEWS NOTES
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"I said your house Is afire! Flames
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« bursting ont! No time to lose!”
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"What did you say?”
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Davis and fam
"House afire! Quick."
ily left Friday for Tygh Valley.
The lady smiled.
They have been visiting for the last
"Is that all,” she said sweetly.
week at the home of Mrs. Davis’ par
"Well,” replied the m tg hopelei
ents, Mr. and Mrs. R H. Stockard.
ly, "that's all I can think of now.”—
Th« 10 by 70 foot barn of Charles Stories to Tell.
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HERMISTON POST NO. 37
Meets first and third Thurs
day. Legion Auxiliary meetg
second and fourth Thursday.
Legion Hall.
PROFESSIONAL PARBS
BOYD T. JENKINS, D.
associated with
K.
R
F. V. PRIME, D. M. D.
General Dentistry
X-Ray and Diagnosis
Bank Bldg.
Phone Cbnnectien
Evenlgs by appointment.
W. J. W ARNER
Attorney-at-Law
Hcrmistoa
lit
PRANN FUNERAL SERVICE
NOTICE OF HEARING UPON FINAL
Telephone 801 Night or Daay
REPORT
CHAPEL, FUNERAL COACH AND
In the County Court of the State of SANITARY PREPARATION ROOM
Oregon for Umatillla County.
Ambulance Service
In the Matter of the Estate
Hermiston Avenue
of
William T. Lambert, Deceesed.
Notice Is hereby given that the
undersigned administrator of the es
tate of William T. Lambert, deceased,
has file,} his final report with the
Clerk of the above entitled Court and
that the Judge of said Court has de
signated Saturday, the 26th day of
January, 1929 at 2 o’clock In the
afternoon as the time, and the rooms
of the above entitled Court In the
County Court House at Pendleton,
Umatilla County, Oregon as the place
when and where hearing Is to be had
thereon. A11 persons Interested are
hereby notified to then and there ap
pear and show cause, if any they
have, why said report should not be
approved, the administrator discharg
ed, his bondsmen exhonerated and the
estate closed.
Dated this 27th dar ot December,
48c ■ 1928.
F. B. SWAYZE,
21c ■
17-5tc
Administrator.
SH A A R BA R BER SH O P
The BUllngton’s are moving from
FOR RENT— Three room house at the Tabor ranch back to the Lopp
Waghorn place. Lights and water ranch across from Joe Udey's.
furnished.
Phone
83-,
Mrs.
Gladys W hitsett is visiting at the
Sletz.
18-tfc
home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs.
FOR SALE— About 25 tons first cut W. O. Whitsett. Miss W hitsett has
ting a)falfa hay. See Earl Boyn been eachlng for the past six months
ton at Oregon Hardware Co. 18-tfc in Eastern Montana.
FOR SALE— Purebred Narraganset
A "stag” party was staged at the
turkey hens. $5.50 each delivered
Stillings home New Years evn. Those
at Hermiston. R. G, Chalcraft,
present were Martin and Fred Lens,
Richland, Wash.
18-tfc
Tommy Stewart, Oscar W hitsett, Vic
FOR SALE— Ground bone for chick Addleman, Donald DeMoss, Charlie
ens at the Hermiston Meat Market. Hunt and Tilford Stillnga.
14-tfc
E. H. Lynch and grandson, Carlton
FOR SALE— At a bargain. Heating Lynch, returned to Portland last week
stove, lawn mower and trailer. Dr. after an extenred visit at the Charlie
B. T. Jenkins.
17-tfc Lynch home.
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FOR SALE— Good automobile reason
Joe Lusowskl is visiting at the C.
able, or will trade for cows. Her A. Lynch home. Mr. Lusowskl and
miston Drug Co.
17-tfc Floyd Lynch were "buddies” In the
navy. Both are Just recently from
FOR SALE— 19 fine White Leghorn the navy.
May pullets, all laying large size
eggs. $1.25 each. Mrs. A. W.
A stag party was held New Years
Turnblad.
19-ltp eve at the old Lamblrth house. The
party must have been good as all we
can find out Is that there was a party.
gaOWHVTJXOKIK
A love story entwin
ed and adventures that will take your
breath away. W ith Farrell McDon
ald^ Louise Fazenda, David Rollins.
Mrs. Tom Haddox was taken to
Hermiston hospital Saturday. Mrs.
Haddox is suffering from pneumonia
due to a relapse of the flu.
VINEYARD LODGB NO. 10$, L O. O.
F. meets each Monday evening la Odd
Fellows' hall. Visiting members cor
dially invited.
W. R. Longhorn, Secretary.
Ceell Warner, N. O.
DR. A. E. MARBLE
Chiropractor
I Treat both Acute and Chronic Dis
eases.
Seems Odd Method of
Office across street from Hurly’a
Relaxing From Strain grocery.
Phone 481
Many of the drivers of London
busses, says an English pnper, own j Office Hours, 10 to 12; 1:30 to $.
small cars and motor cycles and gel
Hermiston, Oregon.
relaxation from handling busses by
piloting the smaller vehicles In theii
h s. M c K e n z i e , m . d -
leisure time.
Eye. Ear. Nose and Throat
In the same way It is easy to under
stand the benefits derived by, say the Office: 1-2-8 Inland Empire Bldg.
Pendleton, Oregon
husband of a mother of six in taking
a bride of a month to tea, or the op
erator of a steam shovel digging In
JAMES L. SEARS, M. D.
the children's sand box with a tlu
Physician and Surgeon
shovel and pail, or an-am ateur mara
Res. Pheas 71$
thon enthusiast running to and from I Office Phone 7SS.
business every day, or a wholesale [ Office in First National Bank Bldg.
florist picking daisies In an empty lot.
or a bank teller matching pennies, or
DR. DAVID S. ROWE,
a big game hunter shooting files with
Chiropractor and Physiotherapist
a rubber band, or a mall clerk playing
Specializing in Acute and Chronio
post office, or a high diver Jumping off
curbstones, or an explorer searching
Disease.
for funny names in Hie phone book, Location, 2 doors west of Postoffice
or an astronomer looking at germs
Hours, 10 to 6, and by appointment
through a reducing glass.
Res. Phone 81$
Or writing a piece like this.—Kan Office Phone 303
ras City Star.
HERMISTON, OREGON
Infectious
you
LODGE DIRECTORY
g Hermiston
g Transfer
s Portland-
i Pendleton
g Truck Line
I PHONE 31
M arcella, S h am p oos, M anicures
F acials
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C IG A R S ,
TO BA C C O S,
C O N F E C T IO N E R Y
W E R EPA IR
SHOES
Just stop at Pennock's Tire shop
And let us mend her ways.
R em in gton C utlery
P eters A m m u n ition
And if you can’t reform her,
And put your woes to flight,
We’ll Just install a National
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY AND
E veryth in g for the n im rod.
And keep the prices right.
USE MODERN MAHCIN1RY AND
We allow you fifty coppers,
THE BEST OF MATERIALS.
For the one you’re glad to drop.
H itt’s C on fection ery
When ere you buy a National
HERMISTON
YOU ARE ASSURED OF THE
From the Pennock battery shop.
BEST
OF
SERVICE
IN
OUR
SHOP.
PENNOCK’S
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