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dip ^»nntakni Arralh Published every Thursday at Her mlston, Umatilla County, Oregon by Joseph 8. Harvey, editor and man ager. Entered as second class matter December, 1*0», at the postofftce at Hermiston, Umatilla doutfty, Oregon Subscription Rates One Tear $$.0$ 8 n Months-------- ------------------- tl.O # “ To thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.” Altogether Too Many Tenor» on “Pay Roll” An actor tells this one: **A good many years ago,” he says, "a theatrl cal troupe left ('lileago with Just about enough money to reach the first stand on their route. After several nights’ bnd business they found them selves getting deeper In the hole and being unable to pay the hotel bill, they took the landlord along with them, promising to settle when bustnesr picked up. The company's manager discovered thut the landlord sang tenor, and. be Ing short of tenors, they hud him sing Ing In the chorus after a few days Business still continued to be pool. »no at the second stand they had to take thut landlord along, too. He also sang tenor and was given a Job In the chorus. The situation remained the same, and they were soon carrying eight landlords who sang tenor. Final ly the manager became discouraged and wired his advance agent, ‘Get a rate at a hotel where the landlord sings bass.'"—Washington Star. Eskimo Igloo Look Within Yourself When there Is apparently no real cause for despondency you should j look within yourself. Perhaps there are physical troubles that are to blame for your mournful outlook. There may be a still voice within thut de mands certain achievements on your p a rt You may have failed to make the efforts necessary to satisfy lutent | ambitions. Your enthusiasm may be , waning; or the love to which you con sider yourself entitled may not be' yours. The situation should be an alyzed In detail. The problem must be squarely faced and fully solved.— Dream World Magazine. Naval Range Finder An accurate method of computing the distance between ships when the height of the enemy ship is not known is by the use of the optical range find er. This Instrument 1? Installed In the turrets of battleships. It consists of a long tube with optical prisms. The length of the tube is taken ns the base of a triangle. The distance is then figured out mathematically. The dPgree of accuracy depends upon the visibility conditions and the distance can usually he appertained within a few hundred ynrds of the exact dis tance. Batik Process Batik Is the nuine upplled to the wax-dyed fabrics that have lutely he-, come popular In America. Wax dye Ing is a process of dyeing fabrics by hand after a pattern Is formed by covering a part of the cloth with wax so that It resists the action of the dye For example, take for your pattern a yellow butterfly sitting on a green les t Use yellow cloth and with a paint brush dipped In hot beeswax draw the butterfly and cover It with wax. Dip In green dye. The wax covering the butterfly will resist the action of the dye. After the fabric Is dry draw the leaf and cover with hot wax, Dip the fnbrle In a dye that you wish for your background. Neither leaf nor butterfly will take the color. When dry wash In gasoline to remove wax and the process la complete. Mispronunciations As many words are mispronounced as are misspelled, according to a writer In Cupper’s Weekly. "Among the mispronounced ones," he says, "are aviator, aviation and radiator. The first ‘a’ Is pronounced as in *«t^,' •late," not as in ‘rather.’ The word ‘grimy’ Is often pronounced ns If It were spelled ’grlminy.' The ’I’ should he given the long sound. Ttoute’ is often pronounced ‘rout.’ It should he •root.’ The w o rd ‘address,’ meaning the superscription on a letter. Is not udd-ress, hut plain address with ac cent on last syllable. against the above named defend ante. Bertha C. Nation and Bert J. Nation, her husband, for the sum of $2500.00, together w ith Interest Heavens why do they make books “I'tn sorry, bul I don't think 1 know thereon at the rate of 6 per cent per so long good night I ’ve only read 87 what hat you are referring to.” pagea counting skipping I wonder "Well, yesterday you had a new annum from the 27th day of Novem where on earth,is that racy part Julie hat on and I understand some one was ber, 1925, u n til paid, and for the fu rth er aum of $3 50.00 as attorneys told me about I wish 1 could find It calling It a miracle hat.” thia Isn't a bit Interesting here how "I remember some one telling me fee and for p la in tiff’s costs and dis could uDy girl be sneb an idiot as how w ell It becomes me, hut I cun t bursements In this suit, and tor fu r this what’s her name gosb I »’pose seem to recall anyone calling It a ther decree th a t the defendants here I ’ll have to go back and look up her miracle hat." inabove named, and all of them, be name where she first came In and who "Indirectly some one did. If a hat foreclosed and barred ot any and all on earth is this peculiar KIcardo per can become a girl I certainly would rig h t, title , claim ,lien or interest In son who la saying something now I call It a miracle hat.” and to the premises hereinafter des can't remember what be Is to her If cribed, and for decree herein fore anything I loathe characters like him closing p lain tiff's mortgage on the anyways so high-minded and every Decline Verb “to Cuss" thing poisonous like that gosh I wish The other lim n had d a rte d to I lie premises hereinafter described and I 1 didn't have to wade through this door and with his pistol was gestur directing th at the real property there ■ conversational part but everybody is ing tlie manager, John H. Cusseu to a in and hereinafter described, to -w it: raving about the books this author chair. . . . The East 50 acres of the South H a lf what's his name keeps writing be As Cusser burst yelling from the of the Northeast Q uarter of Sec cause he is supposed to be so darned door opposite they leaped up and the tion 31 in Township 4 North of clever or something gosh I wish he'd four sped after the fugitives. Range 28 East of W illam ette dry up thirty-seven pages and no neck At police headquarters Cussed Iden M eridian, particu larly described as ing yet heavens what a bore 1 wonder tilled both men, as did Miss Reardon. commencing at the Southeast cor what that word umbrage means it —New York Times. ner of the Northeast Q uarter of says she took umbrage I wonder If Section 31 In Township 4 North that’s a drug or something this Is IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON FOR getting good I bet that’s what It means of Range 28 East ot W illam ette UMATILLA COUNTY I wonder how you look up a word In M eridian, thence ru n n in g north the dictionary I've never done it you I. L. Patterson, as Governor of the on the Section line 80 rods, thence have to know what letters come after State of Oregon, Sam A. Kozer, as running at rig h t angles W est 100 each other or something to find any Secretary of State of said State, and rods, thence running at rig h t an thing In a dictionary I guess I ’ll read Thos. B,. Kay, as State Treasurer of gles south 80 rods more or less to the last two pages and see how the said State, composing a board of the south line of said northeast thing comes o u t—Knusas City Star. Commissioners for the sale of State quarter of section 31, thence East lands of said state for the investment on the line last mentioned 100 of the funds arising therefrom under rods, more or less to the place of Date» of Founding the name and Btyle of the “State beginning, together w ith all water of Famous Colleges Land Board.” P lain tiffs rights and privileges of every kind An interesting compilation of the vs. thereto belenging or appurtainlng. dates of the founding of the great uni Bertha C. Nation and Bert J. N at together w ith all the tenements, here versities of the world has been mad# Ion, her husband; Chester Deal and ditaments and appurtenances there ns follows: The University of Oxford Deal, his w ife; W . K. Deal unto belonging or in any wtee apper was founded by King Alfred In 872; and Ruth Deal, his w ife; Harvey L taining, be sold in the manner pro the first college of the University o f Cambridge was founded by Hugo, Payne and Loulas L. Payne, his wife vided by law for the sale of real pro bishop of Elv, in 1257; the University and G. W . Jackson and —----------- perty under foreclosure under exe cution to be issued on said judg of Purls wtts founded by King Philip Jackson, his wife, Defendant«. SUMMONS. E q uity No. 4530. II, about 1200. The first university of ment and decree and th at the pro the German empire was at Prague, To Chester Deal a n d ------- -------- Deal ceeds from the sale thereof be applied Bohemia, 1348; Trinity college, Dub his wife, the above named defend to the satisfaction of p lain tiff's judg lin, was Incorporated by royal charter ants: ment In the amounts aforesaid, and In 1591 ; the University of Edinburgh, IN T H E N A M E OF T H E STATE for such other relief as equity in the the youngest in Scotlnnd, was founded OF OREGON m atter may require. in 1582 by a charter by King James You are hereby required to appear This summons is served upon you IV of Scotland, 171 years after St. An complaint filed by publication thereof pursuant to drews, the most ancient. Harvard uni anil answer the versity hud Its beginning at Newton igalnst you In the above entitled the order of the Honorable I. M afterward Cambridge, Mass., In 1636; court and cause w ith in four weeks Schannep, Judge of the County Court Yale university had Its beginning at from the date of the first publica of the State of Oregon for Um atilla Saybrook, Conn., In 1700, and was re tion of this summons, and If you fa il County, duly made and entered on moved to New Haven, In 1710, and the ‘.o so appear and answer for w ant the 3 r j day of August. 1928, direct William and Mary college was started thereof, the p la in tiff w ill apply to ing that publication herein be made in 1617, and was chartered ut W il said court for the relief prayed for once a week for a period of four liamsburg, Va., In 1693. ind demanded In its complaint on weeks consecutively in the Hermiston file i n the above entitled m atter, to- Herald of Hermiston, Oregon, and w it: th at the firs t publication herein is Bead The Herald W an t Ada. For personal judgment and decree made pursuant to said order on the 9th day of August, 1928. H. J. W A R N E R . Attorney for P laintiffs. Postoffice address, Pendleton, Ore Figvre This One Out Thought» of Modern "Where did you buy that miracle Ctrl Reading Novel ketr Snow, despite Its frigidity, makes a good blanket; that Is to Bay, tt la a bud conductor of heat. Travelers have burled themselves In the snow to gain warmth, and It Is welt known Unit a snowfall protect? plants from frost. An Eskimo need never be cold In his Igloo, despite his building material, and If he lines ft with skins he can raise the temiieruture of his room to as much as KM) degrees Fahrenheit. In point of fact, he raises (t almost as much In the ordinary course of con struction ; this partially melts the snow, which Inter congeals Into Ice. Thus the walls of the Igloo are re inforced. Coneiderot« of M other Easy to Remember In one of the large downtown stores a clerk was telling a customer from where he had come. ‘‘Briefly," he said with a delightful accent, "1 come from fo rk , hut to bb more specific 1 come from Farrandahadoremore, which Is a little smaller than Farranadahadore mote, which Is a little smaller than Farrumlahadorberg. My father came from the village, or suburb of Gur teenanplgmore, which Is larger than i Jurteenasplgbeg." In Ireland there are a great many places with names a good deal bigger than they are.—De troit News. Two-Horse Brand. Copper-Riveted Waist Overalls For Men and Youths Tw o-H orse Brand Bib Overalls For Men and Boys Have been the standard for over 55 years. They are built for honest-to-goodness w e a r and will give you more wear per dollar than any other over alls made. Buy a pair today un der the following guarantee: A New Pair FREE if They Rip All first-class dealers will tell you we make good oil our guarantee. 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AVAIL YOURSELF OF THIS FREE SERVICE. EXPLAIN IT. M ated OUR SHOP. TUBLIC ABOUT A BUSINESS SO AS TO INCREASE UNDERSTANDING It wae during the dollar day rush that little Perry wee separated from hie mother and before long bis aohe made him the center of an Interested crowd. A number of the women tried to con sole him, and told him that his moth er was close by, but the little fellow would not believe I t Finally be blub bered: “I look an’ I look, an’ I cry an 1 listen, an* not one of yon bee my uiuvver's face.” IN We Have Anticipated gon. Bobble had Just been cleaned up for the afternoon. As It was raining his mother told him not to go off the porch and get his feet w e t Some time later she missed him. and going to the door she called. A neighbor answered saying Bobble was si het house, and she would like to have him stay. Bobble's mother explained that he was not to leave the porch and so he must come home at once A minute later In came Bobble with a stick In his hand. “Bere, mother," called Bobble. “1 brought you this stick so you wouldn't have to go off the porch and get your feet wet," Levi Strauss WE ARE GLAD TO TRY FIRS! AT HOME Whethter it is something we want to buy, or some service we wished per- pormed. why not try first at home ? There is not a single one of ns in this entire community but what will bene fit to an appreciable degree if each member of the community practices this simple rule. We want our home town to grow and prosper—we want it to be a place in which we will be proud to live. To realize our desires and our dreams of a better home community we must, one and all, do our share toward mak ing it better—and the one big step toward that end is taken when we each one try first to fulfill our needs from home community sWirces.