dip ^»nntakni Arralh
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“ To thine own self be true, and it
must follow as the night the day,
thou canst not then be false to any
man.”
Altogether Too Many
Tenor» on “Pay Roll”
An actor tells this one: **A good
many years ago,” he says, "a theatrl
cal troupe left ('lileago with Just
about enough money to reach the first
stand on their route. After several
nights’ bnd business they found them
selves getting deeper In the hole and
being unable to pay the hotel bill, they
took the landlord along with them,
promising to settle when bustnesr
picked up.
The company's manager discovered
thut the landlord sang tenor, and. be
Ing short of tenors, they hud him sing
Ing In the chorus after a few days
Business still continued to be pool. »no
at the second stand they had to take
thut landlord along, too. He also sang
tenor and was given a Job In the
chorus. The situation remained the
same, and they were soon carrying
eight landlords who sang tenor. Final
ly the manager became discouraged
and wired his advance agent, ‘Get a
rate at a hotel where the landlord
sings bass.'"—Washington Star.
Eskimo Igloo
Look Within Yourself
When there Is apparently no real
cause for despondency you should j
look within yourself. Perhaps there
are physical troubles that are to blame
for your mournful outlook. There
may be a still voice within thut de
mands certain achievements on your
p a rt You may have failed to make
the efforts necessary to satisfy lutent |
ambitions. Your enthusiasm may be ,
waning; or the love to which you con
sider yourself entitled may not be'
yours. The situation should be an
alyzed In detail. The problem must
be squarely faced and fully solved.—
Dream World Magazine.
Naval Range Finder
An accurate method of computing
the distance between ships when the
height of the enemy ship is not known
is by the use of the optical range find
er. This Instrument 1? Installed In
the turrets of battleships. It consists
of a long tube with optical prisms.
The length of the tube is taken ns the
base of a triangle. The distance is
then figured out mathematically. The
dPgree of accuracy depends upon the
visibility conditions and the distance
can usually he appertained within a
few hundred ynrds of the exact dis
tance.
Batik Process
Batik Is the nuine upplled to the
wax-dyed fabrics that have lutely he-,
come popular In America. Wax dye
Ing is a process of dyeing fabrics by
hand after a pattern Is formed by
covering a part of the cloth with wax
so that It resists the action of the dye
For example, take for your pattern a
yellow butterfly sitting on a green
les t
Use yellow cloth and with a
paint brush dipped In hot beeswax
draw the butterfly and cover It with
wax. Dip In green dye. The wax
covering the butterfly will resist the
action of the dye. After the fabric Is
dry draw the leaf and cover with hot
wax, Dip the fnbrle In a dye that you
wish for your background. Neither
leaf nor butterfly will take the color.
When dry wash In gasoline to remove
wax and the process la complete.
Mispronunciations
As many words are mispronounced
as are misspelled, according to a
writer In Cupper’s Weekly. "Among
the mispronounced ones," he says,
"are aviator, aviation and radiator.
The first ‘a’ Is pronounced as in *«t^,'
•late," not as in ‘rather.’ The word
‘grimy’ Is often pronounced ns If It
were spelled ’grlminy.' The ’I’ should
he given the long sound. Ttoute’ is
often pronounced ‘rout.’ It should he
•root.’ The w o rd ‘address,’ meaning
the superscription on a letter. Is not
udd-ress, hut plain address with ac
cent on last syllable.
against the above named defend
ante. Bertha C. Nation and Bert J.
Nation, her husband, for the sum of
$2500.00, together w ith
Interest
Heavens why do they make books
“I'tn sorry, bul I don't think 1 know
thereon at the rate of 6 per cent per
so long good night I ’ve only read 87 what hat you are referring to.”
pagea counting skipping I wonder
"Well, yesterday you had a new annum from the 27th day of Novem
where on earth,is that racy part Julie hat on and I understand some one was ber, 1925, u n til paid, and for the
fu rth er aum of $3 50.00 as attorneys
told me about I wish 1 could find It calling It a miracle hat.”
thia Isn't a bit Interesting here how
"I remember some one telling me fee and for p la in tiff’s costs and dis
could uDy girl be sneb an idiot as how w ell It becomes me, hut I cun t bursements In this suit, and tor fu r
this what’s her name gosb I »’pose seem to recall anyone calling It a ther decree th a t the defendants here
I ’ll have to go back and look up her miracle hat."
inabove named, and all of them, be
name where she first came In and who
"Indirectly some one did. If a hat foreclosed and barred ot any and all
on earth is this peculiar KIcardo per can become a girl I certainly would
rig h t, title , claim ,lien or interest In
son who la saying something now I call It a miracle hat.”
and to the premises hereinafter des
can't remember what be Is to her If
cribed, and for decree herein fore
anything I loathe characters like him
closing p lain tiff's mortgage on the
anyways so high-minded and every
Decline Verb “to Cuss"
thing poisonous like that gosh I wish
The other lim n had d a rte d to I lie premises hereinafter described and I
1 didn't have to wade through this door and with his pistol was gestur directing th at the real property there ■
conversational part but everybody is ing tlie manager, John H. Cusseu to a in and hereinafter described, to -w it:
raving about the books this author chair. . . .
The East 50 acres of the South H a lf
what's his name keeps writing be
As Cusser burst yelling from the
of the Northeast Q uarter of Sec
cause he is supposed to be so darned door opposite they leaped up and the
tion 31 in Township 4 North of
clever or something gosh I wish he'd four sped after the fugitives.
Range 28
East of W illam ette
dry up thirty-seven pages and no neck At police headquarters Cussed Iden
M eridian, particu larly described as
ing yet heavens what a bore 1 wonder tilled both men, as did Miss Reardon.
commencing at the Southeast cor
what that word umbrage means it —New York Times.
ner of the Northeast Q uarter of
says she took umbrage I wonder If
Section 31 In Township 4 North
that’s a drug or something this Is IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
STATE OF OREGON FOR
getting good I bet that’s what It means
of Range 28 East ot W illam ette
UMATILLA COUNTY
I wonder how you look up a word In
M eridian, thence ru n n in g north
the dictionary I've never done it you
I. L. Patterson, as Governor of the
on the Section line 80 rods, thence
have to know what letters come after State of Oregon, Sam A. Kozer, as
running at rig h t angles W est 100
each other or something to find any Secretary of State of said State, and
rods, thence running at rig h t an
thing In a dictionary I guess I ’ll read
Thos. B,. Kay, as State Treasurer of
gles south 80 rods more or less to
the last two pages and see how the
said State, composing a board of
the south line of said northeast
thing comes o u t—Knusas City Star.
Commissioners for the sale of State
quarter of section 31, thence East
lands of said state for the investment
on the line last mentioned 100
of the funds arising therefrom under
rods, more or less to the place of
Date» of Founding
the name and Btyle of the “State
beginning, together w ith all water
of Famous Colleges Land Board.” P lain tiffs
rights and privileges of every kind
An interesting compilation of the
vs.
thereto belenging or appurtainlng.
dates of the founding of the great uni
Bertha C. Nation and Bert J. N at together w ith all the tenements, here
versities of the world has been mad# Ion, her husband; Chester Deal and
ditaments and appurtenances there
ns follows: The University of Oxford
Deal, his w ife; W . K. Deal unto belonging or in any wtee apper
was founded by King Alfred In 872;
and Ruth Deal, his w ife; Harvey L taining, be sold in the manner pro
the first college of the University o f
Cambridge was founded by Hugo, Payne and Loulas L. Payne, his wife vided by law for the sale of real pro
bishop of Elv, in 1257; the University and G. W . Jackson and —----------- perty under foreclosure under exe
cution to be issued on said judg
of Purls wtts founded by King Philip Jackson, his wife, Defendant«.
SUMMONS. E q uity No. 4530.
II, about 1200. The first university of
ment and decree and th at the pro
the German empire was at Prague,
To Chester Deal a n d ------- -------- Deal ceeds from the sale thereof be applied
Bohemia, 1348; Trinity college, Dub his wife, the above named defend to the satisfaction of p lain tiff's judg
lin, was Incorporated by royal charter ants:
ment In the amounts aforesaid, and
In 1591 ; the University of Edinburgh,
IN T H E N A M E OF T H E STATE for such other relief as equity in the
the youngest in Scotlnnd, was founded
OF OREGON
m atter may require.
in 1582 by a charter by King James
You are hereby required to appear
This summons is served upon you
IV of Scotland, 171 years after St. An
complaint
filed by publication thereof pursuant to
drews, the most ancient. Harvard uni anil answer the
versity hud Its beginning at Newton igalnst you In the above entitled the order of the Honorable
I. M
afterward Cambridge, Mass., In 1636; court and cause w ith in four weeks Schannep, Judge of the County Court
Yale university had Its beginning at from the date of the first publica of the State of Oregon for Um atilla
Saybrook, Conn., In 1700, and was re tion of this summons, and If you fa il
County, duly made and entered on
moved to New Haven, In 1710, and the ‘.o so appear and answer for w ant
the 3 r j day of August. 1928, direct
William and Mary college was started thereof, the p la in tiff w ill apply to
ing that publication herein be made
in 1617, and was chartered ut W il
said court for the relief prayed for once a week for a period of four
liamsburg, Va., In 1693.
ind demanded In its complaint on weeks consecutively in the Hermiston
file i n the above entitled m atter, to- Herald of Hermiston, Oregon, and
w it:
th at the firs t publication herein is
Bead The Herald W an t Ada.
For personal judgment and decree made pursuant to said order on the
9th day of August, 1928.
H. J. W A R N E R .
Attorney for P laintiffs.
Postoffice address, Pendleton, Ore
Figvre This One Out
Thought» of Modern
"Where did you buy that miracle
Ctrl Reading Novel ketr
Snow, despite Its frigidity, makes a
good blanket; that Is to Bay, tt la a
bud conductor of heat. Travelers have
burled themselves In the snow to gain
warmth, and It Is welt known Unit a
snowfall protect? plants from frost.
An Eskimo need never be cold In his
Igloo, despite his building material,
and If he lines ft with skins he can
raise the temiieruture of his room to
as much as KM) degrees Fahrenheit.
In point of fact, he raises (t almost
as much In the ordinary course of con
struction ; this partially melts the
snow, which Inter congeals Into Ice.
Thus the walls of the Igloo are re
inforced.
Coneiderot« of M other
Easy to Remember
In one of the large downtown stores
a clerk was telling a customer from
where he had come. ‘‘Briefly," he said
with a delightful accent, "1 come from
fo rk , hut to bb more specific 1 come
from Farrandahadoremore, which Is a
little smaller than Farranadahadore
mote, which Is a little smaller than
Farrumlahadorberg. My father came
from the village, or suburb of Gur
teenanplgmore, which Is larger than
i Jurteenasplgbeg." In Ireland there are
a great many places with names a
good deal bigger than they are.—De
troit News.
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der the following guarantee:
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NESS TODAY.
Billy was very much excited over
the arrival of a new baby brother and
spread the news all over the neighbor
hood.
"Does he look like you?" asked the
corner grocery man. trying to be so
Hable with one of his best penny eus
turners.
Killy thought It over for a few mo
rueuts and then replied seriously: "Oh
no. he la a much deeper shade then I
am."
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commerce commission placed a tents-
tlrs vataatloa of tM .M I.7IS on the
used property of the Foetal Telegraph
company and subsidiary companies as
of June SO. 191».
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TUBLIC ABOUT A BUSINESS SO AS TO INCREASE UNDERSTANDING
It wae during the dollar day rush
that little Perry wee separated from
hie mother and before long bis aohe
made him the center of an Interested
crowd.
A number of the women tried to con
sole him, and told him that his moth
er was close by, but the little fellow
would not believe I t Finally be blub
bered: “I look an’ I look, an’ I cry an
1 listen, an* not one of yon bee my
uiuvver's face.”
IN
We Have
Anticipated
gon.
Bobble had Just been cleaned up for
the afternoon. As It was raining his
mother told him not to go off the
porch and get his feet w e t
Some
time later she missed him. and going
to the door she called.
A neighbor
answered saying Bobble was si het
house, and she would like to have
him stay. Bobble's mother explained
that he was not to leave the porch
and so he must come home at once
A minute later In came Bobble with
a stick In his hand.
“Bere, mother," called Bobble. “1
brought you this stick so you wouldn't
have to go off the porch and get your
feet wet,"
Levi Strauss
WE ARE GLAD TO
TRY FIRS! AT HOME
Whethter it is something we want to
buy, or some service we wished per-
pormed. why not try first at home ?
There is not a single one of ns in this
entire community but what will bene
fit to an appreciable degree if each
member of the community practices
this simple rule.
We want our home town to grow and
prosper—we want it to be a place in
which we will be proud to live. To
realize our desires and our dreams of
a better home community we must,
one and all, do our share toward mak
ing it better—and the one big step
toward that end is taken when we
each one try first to fulfill our needs
from home community sWirces.