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■E TOB HEBMISTOW HE3LAXD, HBBMISTOK, OREGON. sift Bmntatan 4»r«Ui every Thursday at Her- Umatllla C ottftj, Oregon by Crowder, Editor and Man- Entered aa second class matter, December 1»#« at the postonica at Hermiston, Oregon. miiiBBBflBBiBaBBBieBiBBBBBiBiBBBBBiBi GENUINE > “BULL" : C o a l C o n su m e r s DURHAM a .a 'a a a Classified or Local Advertising INDEPENDENCE DAY 177«. I t is indeed strange that the 4th Is not a legal holiday, for no legls- la t ’on enacted by congress has ever declared It such. NevertrelesH it is celebrated throughout the Union In a ll the states but Kansas, K entucky M ’Bslsslppl and South C arolina, by a legal holiday statute. In these four States It la observed as a holiday by general consent. For a number of years the people I f this nation celebrated the day w ith firew orks, f rin g of cannon, pis. tolg and firecrackers. This mode f f commemoration has been the occa sion o f the loss of life and in ju ry b rin g in g sorrow to a good many homes. In la te r years a crusade fo r a better and ‘‘sane” 4th was adopted g en e ra lly ' by the people of th e nation) and now prevails. In most com m unlt'es programs consist ing of a th le tic sports, p atrio tic ad dresses, pageant, etc., are enjoyed. John Q uincy Adam H wrote these eloquent words concerning nation al holiday: "F ro m the day of this declaration the people of North A m erica were no longer the fra g ments of a distant empire. They w ere a nation asserting as o f rig ht, and m a in ta 'n ln g by w a r Its own ex. Istence. A nation was born 111 a day,* T he s p irit th a t B ennett haH put In his poem "T h e F la g Goes B y” should be enshrined In the heart o f every A m erican and should strike a re sponslve cord on this day. The Flag Goes By H a ls o ff Along the street there comes A blare of bugles, a ru ffle of drums, A flash of color beneath the sky. H a ts off T h e flag Is passing by. Blue, and crlmeoh, and w hite It shines, Over the steel-tipped, ordered lines. H ats ott Tho colors before ua fly : B ut more then tho flag is pnsdng by Fea fights and la n d fights, g r in and great, Fought to ninke and save the state; W e a ry marches and sinking ships; Cheers of victo ry on dying lips; Days of plenty and years of peace. M arch of strong land's sw ift 'ncreasc Equal Justice, rig h t and law, S tately honor and reverond awe; Blgn of a nation, great and strong, T o ward her people from foreign w rong; P ride and glory, and honor all L iv e In tho colors to Btand or fa ll. H a ts o ff Along the street there comes A blare of biigHs, a ru ffle of nrums; And loyal hearts are heat ng high. H n tH off T he fla g Is passing by. Likens Modern Life to Piecework in Factory "L ife la geitl.ig more and more Ilk« piecework In a factory," says Dr. Mary Dunning Hose, president of the Wom en's Medical society of the state ol New York. "You push on to see If you can't d« Just a little extra all the time. Am there Is nt ways that push to do more “I f you drive a t ml opes r, and man« people d“. .mur nerves are shocked •very time you take the wheel. "Women need more sleep. Eight tc ten hours. Home are better off with twelve. "Ti e fuel thut so many in New York city eat in realauranta accounts fot the fact that our deuth rate Is lower than elsewhere iu the state. People don't order or eat more than they need In a restaurant. Operated under the board of health, public places must have fresh, good food, not the •polled products they aold 20 year» ago.” Doctor H o m recommends her own profession aa a particularly satisfying one for her own sex, since It demand» quallfh-atloua usually found In wom en, patience, sympathy and attention to detail—qualifications which will not l>e wasted In jruch a career. "We need more doctors." rontlnutal Doctor Host-. "A ll those I know are busy. O f course. It takes yesrs of preparation, and a husln«*es career teems to bring results more quickly." — Margery Hex, lu the New I v r t Journal. th e Fam ous U ta h : O R D E R S S O L IC IT E D L et us know Blackbird» Eat Troutf your needs Cow» Are Fed on Fiah Those who study Nature And that age-long traits and habits are being In some cases modified and In others entirely changed. The w riter knows of a case where a bird had Its hablta changed by al tered conditions. A trout fishery was established on an estate In Scotland. During certain seasons a large number of tbs fry or young trout are crowded together In shallow ponds, aa their Inclination Is to keep together Just where tbe w ster enters. One day a blackbird, drinking at one of these ponds, got hold of a young fo n t, probably accidentally, but found It was excellent feeding. A blackbird does not by habit get Its food from the water, but thia particu lar one, having tapped a new source of food supply, returned to It again and again. The following season this bird had by some means been able to Impart Its newly found knowledge to all the other blackbirds on tbe estate, and Instead of one bird stealing the young fish, nil the bird« got Into the way of doing sol The owner hud either to shoot the blackbirds or give up try ing to rear trout. T hat an entire change of food la not detrimental may be proved by the fact that many of the cows kept In Norway are fed on fish, yet who w ill say that a cow's teeth were made for dealing with a diet of this sort 7— Philadelphia Inquirer. G/iosf Give» Shampoo to Women Cuatomer» a a A b e r d e e n C o a l. ABAC You can roll 100 Cigarette j v r n Cents W e h a v e ta k e n th e a a e x c lu s iv e a g e n c y fo r 2 bags for ICe 8* U a a a a ■ a ■ English Design» on S Playirg Card Face» ■ W hile we are Indebted to the French for the modern suits and col- ors of our playing cards, the designs • of the face cards are English. The B French changed the portraits In their B decks from time to time to honor first one, then another roynl family, and always printed the name of the hon ored one beside his portrait. The Eng lish also made changes, but eventual Phone 331 % ly settled on King Henry V I I I , and Elizabeth of York, his mother and “ The Yard of Best Quality” ® the w ife of Henry V II, says the De troit News. H . M . S T R A W , M G R. * g It is Interesting to note that the a queen, whose marriage terminated the Exclusive Representatives of National Builders Bureau * W a r of the Hoses, still holds the rose a of York In her hand. The knave, or ■flBBBflaaBBaBBBBBBaBfllBBaillBBBBBBBBBfll fool, now called the Jack, was the court Jester, whose- chief duty it was to amuse the king. He still wears the Jester's costume, though the modern custom of cutting the bodies of the court figures in h alf has eliminated the most distinguishing characteristics of his dress. The word “ace" prohably Is Latin, meaning origin, course, beginning, first. Deuce and trey nre doubtless derived from the Spanish dos and tree, meaning second and third. 1 H Inland Empire Lumber Company S : 3 NORTH BEACH, CLATSOP BEACHES, TILLAMOOK BEACHES or NEWPORT Our agent will band you "Outing» in the Pacific Northwest" ■nd Oregon Outdoor»” and they w ill tell you th e w hole story. A round-trip sum m er excursion ticket via UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM H is Stroke o f Luck One of the best legal anecdotes on record Is told by Sir Ernest W ild, K. C. A civil action was being heard In a cer tain court of Justice, and counsel, hav ing opened the case, called the plain tiff, whereupon a member o f the Jury ruse, left the Jury box, and made bis way to the witness box. Asked what lie was doing, he stated that lie was the plaintiff. "Then what are yon <lo- Ing on the Jury?" said the Judge. " I was summoned to ait on the Jury," said the man. producing the summons "But surely," said the Judge, "you know that you cannot help to try your own case?” "W ell," said the baffled one ruefully, “I did think It was a hit of luck." W hile It Is not lite ra lly true that all of the greatest paintings are of religious subjects, since there are many famous paintings that nre not religious, of the following list of so-called twelve great est paintings, ten are of subjects con nected with religion: "The Last Sup per,” Leonardo da V in c i; “The Last Judgment," M ichelangelo; “Descent front the Cross," Daniels dn V o lte rra ; “Slstine Madonna," R ap h ael; "As sumption of the Blessed Virgin," T itia n : "H o ly N lg lit,” Correggio; “Communion of St. Jerome,” Domen- chino; “Aurora Preceding Chariot of the Sun,” Guido R eni; "Im maculate Conception,” M u rillo ; ''Descent from the Cross," Rubens; "The Transfigur ation,” Raphael; "Sortie of the Civic Guard.” I to the newsies— o a Probably the only type of automotive equipment that is driven harder than a fire engine is the truck or auto that de livers the papers to the newsies and new s stands. It’s worth noting that Zerolene “stands up” in this sort of service as well as in all others. The Business Manager of the “S p o k esm a n -R ev ie w ,” of S pokane, W ash., writes as follows: “F o r more then ten years we have continued to use Zerolene oils and greases in our sixteen cars and trucks and three motorcycles. These carry our pa per« every day in the year over all sorts of roads in all kinds of weather, and may be classed as very hard service.” W h y pay tribute to the superstition th at “eastern” oil is “better” just because it costs more? Zerolene, made by our patented high-vacuum ZEROLENE process from selected W est ern Naphthenic Base Crude, deposits less carbon, increases the gasoline mileage of your —«he Standard O il car, and lengthens* its work C o m p an y's new ing life. im proved oil for Ford cars “ Fred» Them Oil-Starved roro». In s is t on Z e ro le n e —a b et te r o il—even i f i t does cost less. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (C A L IF O R N IA ) Chautauqua, Stanfield, July 2-6 Legal Blank« For Sale at T h e H e ra M O ffic e This booklet report« inde pendent service tests of Zerolene made by a num ber o f large users. Ask any Standard O il Company sales re p re s e n ta tiv e or Zerolene dealer for a copy D ru g gist’s W itticism The corner drucglst was an easy going chap and some of his friends used to criticize the way the store looked. One day he arranged a dis play of fibrous products in his front window, the exhibit comprising d n chona, cinnamon, elm, sassafras, wild cherry and so on. Then a dog climbed Into the window a c l went to sleep. “Doc,” declared a friend, “that dog Is very ranch out of place In the win dow.” "Oh. I don't know," responded the druggist, easily. “It's aa ussorimcnt of harks." Subscribe for The Herald1-$2.00 A F in d A great commercial magnate w a s driven Into a small candy store during a storm and spent h a lf an hour watch Ing the ancient proprietor attend upon the vagaries of a child who was think ing of spending a cent. The Infinite patience of the old man Impressed him. F in ally the cent v.ns spent and the youngster went. "Pop, you're wasting time here," said the magnate. “Come with me and I ’ll make you head floorwalker of my department store.”— Louisville Courier-Journal. Some O th e r Lobster T here la genuine satisfaction In announcing the W ard W aters Company aa one of the feature attractions o f the coming Chautauqua assembly. W ard W aters easily ranks among the foremost entertainers on the Chautauqua plat form. Ills characterisations are so htitnan, so sympathetic and so delightfully T u rn o f the Tid o presented that they appeal to every audience. On entering h it club one evening a Fem e Lew is W aters has a sweet, lovable personality. Both In her read young Washingtonian waa accosted by j ings and In her rhlld-songa, her work Is as charming as she la herself. The a friend, who exclaim ed: third member, Grace M cN ett, la a xylophone soloist, who also sings, playa the "Why, Dick, you are positively : piano and acta In the sketches. H e r xylophone numbers are a novel mualcal beaming! Whet'e u p 7" treat, and her versatility contributes In no small degree to the success ot the "I am In the greatest luck Imegta programs. able," rea|«mded Pick. “You see, I have been attentive to a pretty Chevy Chase girl for more than a year. D u r ing all of that tim e she would never admit that she loved me; she would only say that she resiws-ted me. Rut now, old chap, congratulate me, for last night she confessed that she re , spectwl me no longer— that she it me!"— Knnaat City SMer. Exceptions R u s h in g the, E X T R A S ' Religious A r t Gems for comfort and rest and health and the simple life, all in pleasing variations at Ward W aters Company npan Offers Many Original Entertainment Features A t Chautauqua Evelyn- Why worry? W e i on love, deer. Vaughn—You may love ma but tito ) landlord aiyl grocer don't. Parrots can be more obstinate than mules, but If you are a determined In structor anil not easily discouraged excellent results will follow. Remember that the beet talker Is not tbe one with the gayest plumage but the gray parrot fou.vl principally on the west coast of Africa. If the parrot Is to become a talker be will. In the first three or four days, begin to make confused and Indistlnci efforts to copy your remark. When ever he does this rew ard him with a taste of his favorite delicacy, as thi» w ill Induce furth er efforts. In a few week» the p-irrot should be rb le to exclaim “good day” or repeat any remark you have taught him whenever he sees any one enter or leave. Other appropriate phrases can be taught In the same manner, such as the useful remark, “Tim e to be going," by uttering the phrase as you look at your watch. It Is always w-lse to teach each sentence separately, never starting a new one until the previous one has been mastered. In three or four months your par rot should be a speaker of some pre tensions, If, however, at the end of this time he has shown no sign of profiting by your lessons be assured he never will. The most to expect Is lhat he may one day make a good whistler. a i f t 7 alTord' * »»"«Jeviul trip Ihrou uh the Columbia Rh-er Gonce. The curious story of a ghost that - le t our »rent arrange your itinerary and make — occupied Itself In shampooing cus your reservation». tomers In a Kensington hairdresser’s shop Is told by M ary L. Lewes In "The F. C. W o ug hter, Agent, Queer Side of Things," recently pub Herm iston, Oregon. lished here, stiys a London correspond W m . r.TcMmruy, Geni. Pasrengcr A g l. ent of the New Tork World. A woman who entered the shop In a busy hour was told she roust wait until an assistant was Tree, the story goes. Very soon a tall g irl w ith red hair end a velvet bow on her head came to the customer and set to work to shampoo her. T he business over and tbe lady ready to put on her hat C o m b in in e D r a m a t ic S k e tc h e s , Im p e rs o n a tio n s , V o c a l, P ia n o again, she turned around to ask the a n d X y lo p h o n e Solos in T w o L iv e ly P ro g ra m s assistant for her bill, but to her sur o n O p e n in g D a y . prise the girl had gone. Just then another attendant came in and said : "Now, madam, I am ressiy." "But I have Just been shampooed," answered the customer, as Indeed her hair showed, without doubt, that It had Just been expertly washed. Whereupon the assistant had to give In, and at last, being pressed for ex planation, owned that the same thing had happened to other customers. There was no ordinary explanation, beyond the fact that a girl with red : hair who used until lately to be em ployed there had committed suicide, and that It was possibly her uneasy | spirit I hat still returned to the of her former occupation. Forebodings "Really, my dear, I wish you would M t name the baby KthHheri." “Oh, the Imya can call him Bert." "How do you know they will cbooM that s y lla ld e r Teach Parrot to Talk a a T a k e N o tic e — Il.b i F o r 81a M onths - ---------- P a y a b le -in Advance. ; ——------------------- ------------ The Fou rth of J u ly Is the natioual h oliday of the A m erican people com mem orat ng the b irth of our nation I t Is the anniversary of the adopt Ion of the D eclaration of Independ ence w hich occurred on July 4 May Be Hard Task to ■ Subscription Bates For Ona Tear — ----------------- 10 cents per lin e (or firs t Insertion M in im u m charge 25 cents. Subse quent Insertions 6 cents per line. ■i a The w ife of a prominent surgeon was accosted by tbe son of their g a r-; dener. "Mrs. P------ he said, “did you tell i my pa I smoked cigarettes?” "W hy. no. John. I had no Idea you smoked, and I wouldn't have told y o u r' fath er If I had known." she answered, j “W ell, mehhy yon didn't tell '1m, but some lobster did ¡’’— Exchange. A Com plim ent In tended H is G irl— Reginald, dear, do try and - be cheerful. I know It w ill come out all ; right. Mamma, at h-nst. Is on our side j Reginald— What makes you think so': H is G irl— W ell, dear, I heard her tell papa not to judge you too much by appearance«. *L-»ndon Tlt-Rlta. DO IT NOW Send us the price o f a year’i jubecription if you are in arrears We Need the Money WEST END FARMERS Have learned that The Herald prints the best butter wrappers. We have the large size, 9 by 12 inches. Our prices a re - 100 200 300 500 for for for for $1.25 $2.00 $2.60 $3.75 Many are buying them in the larger quan tities, but we are here to serve you all. If youwant only a few we have them with out the name. These we sell as follows— . 12 30 62 100 for 10 for 25 for 50 for 80 cents cents cents cents “ The Home o f Good Printing” THE HERMISTON HERALD — T R Y T H E HERALD W ANT A M — »
