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THB B X B M U toff EEBAXD, HERMISTON, OBEOOV. LONDON LOSING PANTOMIMES CAN YOU GUESS Anetent Christmas Holiday Plays Art I “Why To know how flood a olgaretto really can bo made/ you must try a N. Y. CHINESE ARE EDUCATED Kngl Miman Has Ne Smesse In Using Pidgin Language In Mett Street. Gradually Disappearing Prom Stage In Metropolis, LODGE DIRECTORY Q ueen meati at «;00 »harp la MMledma. KiflSVyn L. Garner. Londoners are lamenting the pass Ao Englishman who had been In ing of another custom which for more than half a century had been a sym- Shanghai In his youth, approached a hot of the holiday spirit In the me young Chinese standing In the door tropolis of Great Britain. Naturally a way of a chop suey palace in Mott city which boasts of such ancientry street, says the New York Mall. Hav abounds In customs which show them ing spoken only pldgtn-Engllsh la selves at certain periods of the year Shanghai the Briton essayed It on the or are notable by their disappearance. Gotham Chinese. “Have got cliowchow topside?** he Now It Is the disappearance of panto SATURDAY AND SUNDAY mime which calls te the attention of asked. "Huh?” returned the Chinese, with a the citizens of even such a venerable capital the fact that customs change. puzzled expression. JANUARY 26 and 27 “Catch 'em chowchow topside?” There was a time, and It did not The Chinese shook his head to In reach farther back Into the past than a score of years, In which nearly every dicate that he did not understand. London playhouse was turned over in “You savvy,” repeated the English QUARTZ GOOD FOR RETORTS the Christmas season to pantomime, man, with Increasing earnestness, says the New York Herald. It really “you belong topside? You number one Mohling Such Material Into Shape a mattered little whether the adven boy. My want chowchow. Catch ’em Problem That Has Been Finally tures of “Puss In Boots” or “The topside?” Solved. Sleeping Beauty” were the Inspira “Say I” returned the Chinese, with a tion for the play so long as there was mixture of contempt and anger, “say, The Intense heat which the mineral enough of humor, music, dancing and where do you get that stuff? What aré quartz Is capable of standing makes spectacle In the extravaganza. you trying to pull on me? Yon guys I am now prepared to do haul Now only one or two playhouses In give me a pain, springing that kind of it unusually suitable as a material for ing. retorts, crucibles and the like when London will present such spectacles, talk on ns here. How do you get that Trips made to the country. these are to be used In chemical work and that Is nothing in comparison way, anyhow?" I solicit a share of your patron requiring high temperatures. But If with the number of such shows that “O, I’m sorry," the Englishman apol these quartz vessels themselves are to used to be seen there at Christmas- ogized, “bnt I didn’t know yon spoke age endure such high heats how are they tide. There Is no doubt that panto English. Is there a restaurant up mime has lost Its hold and London Is stairs?” to be molded? This problem has been solved In a determined to be philosophic about Its “Sure Is," the Chinese answered, novel and practical way, says the loss. somewhat mollified. "Just go up the Washington Star. The maker packs steps and you can get anything you U. 8. Imports 200,000 Leeches. beech sand (which is composed largely want In our line. But, remember, that More than 200,000 leeches, used by we Chinese fellows In this country of quartz) around a carbon rod In the center of a carbon cylinder with a doctors and surgeons to draw blood ain’t no coolies. We are educated 1” WHEN IN bore of about eight Inches. Then he from patients who have ton much of PEN D LETO N sends sufficient current through these It, were Imported into the United Australia's Great Bridge. carbon terminals to melt the sand and States from Italy last year, says the MAKE YOUR About six years’ work will be re let the quartz form Into a single tube Philadelphia Public Ledger. Quite quired to complete a great bridge HEAL Q UARTERS probably the leech Is employed by weighing over 100 pounds. This tube which has been planned for Australia — AT— Is drawn out of Its carbon furnace doctors In this country whose clientele across the Sydney harbor. The pre with tongs while still hot and the hole Is Italian, as use of the medicinal liminary work has been commenced W ESTERN A U TO CO. In It Is staffed with either potatoes or leech has declined In most countries, and It Is proceeding with all the speed Cottonwood and Watr Sts. lime, after which the tube Is squeezed while It Is still an essential part of that can be put Into such a great un shut at each end, and the hot mass Is medical practice In Italy. dertaking. It will be a high-level COMPLETE GARAGE SERVICE The fresh-water leech Is caught In structure and will be one of the en put Into molds of the desired shape. Tires— Tubes—Accessories streams around Naples as a side Issue Owing to the beat the potatoes or gineering marvels of the world. It lime generate considerable gas, which —but an Important one—to the fish will accommodate four lines of rail ALWAYS OPEN PHONE 530 presses the hot metal out against the ing Industry, the total annual catch roads and a 57-foot' highway. It will Tom Swearingen, Mgr. sides of the mold. For catting and being estimated at about 5,000 000. cost >80,000,000 and will displace a finishing the quartz vessels when cold The price of exported leeches this slow and uncertain ferry which Is now the maker uses both sandblast and year Is >18 a thousand. used. F O R O V E R 40 Y E A R S The leeches are shipped to this saws fitted with teeth of carborun RALL-9 CATARRH MEDICINE h a i been used successfully In the treatment dum, another product of the electric country in tubs holding from 2,000 to Almost a Yard. o f Catarrh. furnace. But the start in every case 4,000, In fresh water, and they arrive A farmer had several hens stolen, HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE con Is obtained, by melting the quarts at their destination In an aggressive so he decided to buy a dog. He sent sists of an Ointment which Quickly Relieves by local application, and the crystals Into a single mass in the In condition. hlg man to town and told him to get n Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which acts tense heat of a simple electrical fur I through the Blood on the Mucous Sur good yard dog. faces, thus reducing the Inflammation. Ths Rest Is Easy. nace. Soon the man returned, escorting a Sold by all druggists. “How glorious It Is to be engaged In dachshund. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. a purely Intellectual occupation," mur NOTICE OF FINAL HEARING “What do yon call that thing?” mured a young maiden, gazing rap IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE gasped the farmer. turously into the admiring eyes of an “Well,” replied the man, “It’s the STATE OF OREGON FOR editor, who had Just bought a small nearest I could get to a yard; it’s two SEE UMATILLA COUNTY paper of his own. “Your own mental feet eleven Inches.” In the Matter of the Estate faculties for tools, and the whole uni of verse for a workshop. Now, tell roe,” Edgar H. Graham, Deceased. she added, “what do you find the most Ate Hit Modal. N otice Is hereby given that the ad difficult thing connected with your It was the “object” drawing leason, ministrator in th e above (Bntdtled noble profession?” when the boys are supposed to bring "Paying the staff," said the editor. some article—a hammer, a top, a box estate has filed h is F inal Report with the clerk of the above entitled court, or what not—with them to school to — FOR— Feminine Strategy. serve as model. and that the judge of said court has “She said she had been studying One boy presented himself at the designated Monday, the 11th day of palmistry and asked me to let her master’s desk with the tearful an February, 1924, at the hour of 10 read my hand.” nouncement, "Please, sir, I’ve swal “And yon did, of course.” o’clock In the forenoon as the time, lowed my object,” “Yes, and she told me I was going and the office of the County Judge “Swallowed It I” cried the master. In to suffer disappointment In love, bnt In the County Court House in Pen alarm. "Whatever was It?" would get over It and marry a poor dleton, Umatilla County, Oregon, a^ "Please, sir," with a gulp, “a ba girl.” nana.” —AND— the place when and where hearing “And what did you say?” shall he had thereon. All persons “What could I say? She’s rich and She It Uneasy. Interested are hereby notified to I Intended to propose to her that very Heavy pounding was heard In the then and there appear and show evening."—Boston Transcript. next flat and Mrs. Wamps evidenced cause. If any they have, why the marked signs of uneasiness. Perish the ThoughtI Final Report should not be approved, “What do you suppose they are do The Poultryman—Queer those eggs the administrator discharged and his ing next door?” she finally asked of I gold you didn’t hatch. Are you sure her husband. bondsmen exonerated. the hens were on them steady? “Sounds like hanging a few pictures, Dated this 2«th day of December, Mr. Blulex—They were on the eggs my dear. Does the noise disturb 1923. day and night, excepting Sundays; of you?” Frank W augaman, course, I won't permit even my hens “No, but good gracious, Henry. I 17-5te Administrator. to break the Sabbach. Just loaned that woman my silver- V ineyard lo V maat« tech ¥ ' __ V iaitinz rrn-K,b<M ribera coniially Mfrfcgd. W. R. Loaahoro. Sac. J. ▲. B mwm . M. O. Worry” In these days o t modern affairs, nearly everybody does business with a bank. The only real question Is WHERE to do your banking. We would be pleased to ans. strong bank, one that Is conserva tive yet modern In every way, one that w ill stand by you, help you, one where your funds are secure, In fact a bank that insures Service and Satisfaction. THAT’S OURS. RECLAMATION LODGE N «. 10T. K. o f P , m eets each T o u r e d » a w n in g to Mack's Hall, a t TJt) P H . V ia itln « brothers cordially invited. W. U M cM illan. R. A . Brow naoa. K. R. and 3 . C. C . PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. FRACIS P. AD AM Physician and Surgeon Eyen treated, to»ud Glaaefla Fitted Cun^over First NKtiooM OFFICE PHONE. W RESIDENCE PHONE. I H A U L IN G F ir st N a t io n a l B a n k of Hermiston ( ap ita l, Surplus and U n d ivid ed P ro fits O v e r $ 5 0 ,0 0 0 B. Swayze, Pres. R. Alexader. Vlce-Pres. S. C. Lochrle, Cashier W. L. Hamm, Asst. Cashier G eorge Challis NOTICE! T h e H e r a l d p u b lish e s m o re g e n u in e p a id w a n t a d s th a n a n y o th e r p a p e r p u b lish e d in a c ity of th e s a m e size in E a s t e rn O reg o n . T H E R E ’S A R E A S O N FOR SALE— Geese. ings. Tilford S till 19-tfc We wish to notify the Hermiston milk producers that we have opened a cream station the first door north of the Hermiston hotel, w ith Mr. Berry In charge. Mr. Berry w ill test your cream and pay for same as soon as the test Is complete, and we assure you an honest, square deal. Yours for business. Mutual Cream ery Co. 19-tfc It Is easy to reach us when you want your clothes cleaned, pressed or repaired. Just phone 91-W -2. W e'll call. 19-tfc REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS. RE ALTOR. 26-tfc FOR SALE FOR RENT— Small alfalfa farm, house, orchard, berries, etc. J. H. FOR SALE— Registered Duroc pigs. Reid. 24-tfc. F. L. Jew ett. 19-2tc Subscribe For The Herald W hite Leghorn baby chix, April hatch, >16.00 per hundred. Place ADDING machine rolle at the Herald office. your order early If you want any. Wm. H. Ogden. 19-tfc Auctioneer G. L. Bennett. See me for dates or call at bank. 18-tfc We are now booking orders tor chix, Our spring and summer line of S. C. W hite Leghorn, Tancred Mnd-to-Measure Clothes are here. strain, heavy laying stock, >18.00 Suits, >23.50 and up. Imperial per hundred, >175.00 per thous Cleaners. 19-tfc and. Ten per cent down books your order. Chas. Clinesmith, one mile north. 19-tfc — TRY THE HERALD WANT ADS— READ THE WANT ADS FOR SALE— An improved 20 acre ranch 3 1-2 miles from Hermiston for particulars see C. H. Skinner. 1-tfc. 3 H ton Public Truck for sale cheap. Now on Rood gravel Job. Also haa flat rack for hauling w heat or baled hay. Inquire thia office. 13-tfe. Polands for Profita. Stillings. 37tf FOR SALE— Delicious apples, Stark Bros, variety, the original. See F. M. Gulwlts for your wants. 1-tfc For Sale—90 acres on Diagonal road. Joins city limits. Will cut to suit and give term s to suit oJ will trad e for city property. E.D. 14tc Mossie. FOR SALE— Fresh milk cows. C. H. McElroy, Hermiston. 17-4tp No. 1 N etted Gem potatoes a t my ranch $1.50 per c w t J. W. 9tfc Campbell. For Sale—H eifers soon to freshen. E. P. Dodd, Herm iston, I5tfc Ore. Harding and Cooiidge Indorse Relief Fund The late President Harding wrote a letter some weeks be fore his untimely death, strong ly indorsing the efforts of the American committee for relief of German children, for pun- chase of food and its distribu tion to the millions ot starving German children by the Amer ican Quakers. Upon succeeding to the presi dency, Calvin Coolidge declared that the conditions were fright ful In Germany; that millions of children faced the worst kind of slow death — starvation — and urged the raising of a fund of >10,000,000 in the United States for this relief. Herbert Hoover, former Ore gon boy, now secretary of com merce, caused official investiga tions to be made by American agents, all of whom reported that unless American aid came, there would be wholesale death from starvation. Major-General Henry T. Allen, who commanded the American troops on the Rhine during occu pational days, Is directing the nation-wide campaign to raise the funds necessary. "We never fonght children,” said he. “And we will help them now.“ In Oregon, Robert H. Strong, of the Portland firm ot Strong A MacNanghton. who directed the Hoover food campaign here in 1921, is state chairman. The amount to be raised In Oregon is >100,000 and he expects it will be given promptly. RADIO PARTS FOR SALE— Two cir cuit receiver and am plifier in Hangs by Wedding Ring. cabinet, >30, Acme R. F. T rans, When Mrs. James Carrick, a New formers, >4, and many other parts Zealand woman, was standing on a at less than cost. Receivers made chair lifting a meat safe down from a to order. Paul Miller. 16-tfc big hook her wedding ring caught In the book and almost a’multsneously the chair slid from nnder her. She m B CTLLANEOUl was thus suspended In midair until FOUND— Ford headlight, on road her cries attracted attention and she northeast of towa. Owner can was released only after the ring had have same by paying for th is no been filed In two. tice. 1 7 -lt» Twe Points of View. THE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN AND The Brute—Are you doing anything Saturday Evening Poet at re this evening? She (eagerly)—No, nothing at all. duced prices. See Agent Gladys The Brute—What a terrible waste W hitsett. of time. WANTED— Phone, w rite or see W. A Big Mistake. A. Leathers, when yon have alfalfa Jim—Oh, lor* I I wish Garibaldi *a hay for sale. In any quantity. been a Dutchman 1 Phone 40-J-3. 9-tfe Alf—Why? “ 'Cos I Just said ’e was In the I AM MARINO REGULAR TRIPS TO exam, paper."—Passing Show (Lon Pendleton Tuesdays and Fridays of don). each week. If you have anything to be hauled te or from the above A Pleasant Performance. named city. I would appreciate One War Correspondent—Thera M ycur business along thia line. 1 oe religions rite I could delight hi. Another One—And wtiat Is that? cm also In the market for chickens One War Correspondent—Swinging and veal. Ray Challis. Phone I8-C . Pendleton phone 400. t-tfe » »o la Dr. R. 0. GALE, Surgeon Loatlon, Bank Bldg., Rooms I and 8 Telephone 931, Day or N ight Office Hours: 10 to 11:30 A, M., 8 to 5 P. M. D R .F .V .P R I M E Dentistry D ental X-Ray and D iagnosis Bapk Bldg, ilerfoiaton, Oregon W . 1. W A B B E B Attomey-at-Law Hermiston : Oregon M c K en zie & lieuallen Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Has removed from his former location in the Bond Bldg, to Rooms 1. 2 and 3 Inland Empire Bank Bldg. Pendleton :: Oregon DR. THEO. BELETSKI, Veterinarian Treats all Domestic Animals. Inter state Stock Inspector H IT T Residence second house west of the Catholic church. Phone, 82-R. GUNS FOR SALE— Team of horses. J. K. Shotwell. 18-tfc FOR SALE— 5 acre chicken ranch; 400 hens, team, wagon, and other fixtures. Come and see. Chester W right, 1 mile w est, 1- 2 mile south. 10-tfc O f « tto y » ; Day w night cans flhWIdl w pFhlttgtlp AMMUNITION BERT MULLENS The Particular Barber Shop at Siscel’s Confectionery (■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■a ■W e Give S. & H. Trading Stamps* s ____ ■ A FULL LINE NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION Department o f the Interior, U. 8. Land Office at La Grande, Oregon, November 24, 1923. N otice Is hereby given that Ed ward H. DeVlemlng, of Hermiston, Oregon, who, on April 20, 1918, made Homestead Entry, A ct6-17-02, No. 019082, for Farm U nit ” D’ or the S E U N W U Section 30, Township 5 North, Range 29 East W illam ette Meridian, has filed notice of Inten tion to make final Proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before United States Commissioner, at Hermiston, Oregon, on the 18th day of January, 1924. Claimant names as witnesses: C. E. Shaver, Jake Hoffman, C. G. Bourke, Wm. Kick, all of Hermiston, Oregon. CARL G. HELM, Register backed hairbrush.” Dream 8tuff. “Last night I dreamt I was married to the most beautiful girl Io the world." “Oh, George I Were we happy?" AT THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW Turn Off the Mercury. Mr. Gimp—What a literature. This story Is the hunk. Mr. Witt—Ill-fated marital romance, 1 suppose. Mr. Gimp—Yep. Old movie star |unk. The stars are still being discov ered and divorced. New Version. “My friend Archer painted a basket of plums so naturally that—" “Yes, I know what you are going to say—the birds came and pecked them.” “Not at all—his wife made them Into Jam." YEAR WE WISH TO STATE g Our new brick shoe store is now open ■ — READ THE WANT ADS— WEST END FARMERS FOR ANYTHING IN OUR LINE H a v e le a rn e d t h a t T h e H e ra ld p r in ts th e Jeweler and Watchmaker b e s t b u t te r w ra p p e rs . W e h a v e th e la rg e size, 9 b y 12 inches. O u r p ric e s a r e — 100 200 300 500 Operating Stage» Between Pendleton and Umatilla Pell A Smith, Umatilla, Oregon Schedule E ffective June 1, 1923 Leave — A. If. P. M. p. m . : Pendleton... ...... >:00 12:01 4:00 Echo............ .... 0:19 6:15 1:16 Stanfield ... __ 0:15 1:35 6:15 Hermiston.. .. _ >;5S 1:35 6:16 Ar. U m atilla 10:11 8:16 1:16 for for for for $ 1 .2 5 $ 2 .0 0 $ 2 .6 0 $ 3 .7 5 M an y a re b u y in g th e m in th e la r g e r q u a n titie s , b u t w e a r e h e re to ’s e rv e you a ll. I f y o u w a n t o n ly a fe w w e h a v e th e m w ith o u t th e n a m e . T h e se w e sell a s fo llo w s — Leave — A. M. P. M. P. M. U m atilla ... 8:00 18 :1 * 5:00 Hermiston ____>:10 18:86 6:20 Stanfield ...____ 8:45 1:00 5:45 ■elm............. .. — 0:0 0 1:16 0:00 Ar. Pendleton — 10:11 8:80 7:15 12 30 62 100 saiay M e d Leave Um atilla, 0 :0 0 A. M. Leave Pendleton, 1 :0 0 P. 1K. for for for for 10 25 50 80 cents cents cents cents PARES IPçWi to tri», » I.M . >1.50; ft The Home of Good Printing” >1.15; >1.00; round -, -r>r. -, s= >1.75; THE HEMIST0N HESALO ¡J OAK TAN SHOE STORE J Sam Rodgers, Prop. ■ g &isrri W M . H . O G D EN CON FEC TIO N ER Y S T A T IO N E R Y ■ J. L. VA UG H A N « « Electric Fixtures and Appliances » JJ ■ T hon. IM H UMATILLA RAPID TRANSIT CO. 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