THB B X B M U toff EEBAXD, HERMISTON, OBEOOV.
LONDON LOSING PANTOMIMES
CAN YOU GUESS
Anetent Christmas Holiday Plays Art I
“Why
To know
how flood a olgaretto
really can bo made/
you must try a
N. Y. CHINESE ARE EDUCATED
Kngl Miman Has Ne Smesse In Using
Pidgin Language In Mett
Street.
Gradually Disappearing Prom
Stage In Metropolis,
LODGE DIRECTORY
Q ueen
meati
at «;00 »harp la
MMledma.
KiflSVyn L. Garner.
Londoners are lamenting the pass
Ao Englishman who had been In
ing of another custom which for more
than half a century had been a sym- Shanghai In his youth, approached a
hot of the holiday spirit In the me young Chinese standing In the door
tropolis of Great Britain. Naturally a way of a chop suey palace in Mott
city which boasts of such ancientry street, says the New York Mall. Hav
abounds In customs which show them ing spoken only pldgtn-Engllsh la
selves at certain periods of the year Shanghai the Briton essayed It on the
or are notable by their disappearance. Gotham Chinese.
“Have got cliowchow topside?** he
Now It Is the disappearance of panto
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
mime which calls te the attention of asked.
"Huh?” returned the Chinese, with a
the citizens of even such a venerable
capital the fact that customs change. puzzled expression.
JANUARY 26 and 27
“Catch 'em chowchow topside?”
There was a time, and It did not
The Chinese shook his head to In
reach farther back Into the past than
a score of years, In which nearly every dicate that he did not understand.
London playhouse was turned over in
“You savvy,” repeated the English
QUARTZ GOOD FOR RETORTS the Christmas season to pantomime, man, with Increasing earnestness,
says the New York Herald. It really “you belong topside? You number one
Mohling Such Material Into Shape a mattered little whether the adven boy. My want chowchow. Catch ’em
Problem That Has Been Finally
tures of “Puss In Boots” or “The topside?”
Solved.
Sleeping Beauty” were the Inspira
“Say I” returned the Chinese, with a
tion for the play so long as there was mixture of contempt and anger, “say,
The Intense heat which the mineral enough of humor, music, dancing and where do you get that stuff? What aré
quartz Is capable of standing makes spectacle In the extravaganza.
you trying to pull on me? Yon guys
I am now prepared to do haul
Now only one or two playhouses In give me a pain, springing that kind of
it unusually suitable as a material for
ing.
retorts, crucibles and the like when London will present such spectacles, talk on ns here. How do you get that
Trips made to the country.
these are to be used In chemical work and that Is nothing in comparison way, anyhow?"
I solicit a share of your patron
requiring high temperatures. But If with the number of such shows that
“O, I’m sorry," the Englishman apol
these quartz vessels themselves are to used to be seen there at Christmas- ogized, “bnt I didn’t know yon spoke
age
endure such high heats how are they tide. There Is no doubt that panto English. Is there a restaurant up
mime has lost Its hold and London Is stairs?”
to be molded?
This problem has been solved In a determined to be philosophic about Its
“Sure Is," the Chinese answered,
novel and practical way, says the loss.
somewhat mollified. "Just go up the
Washington Star. The maker packs
steps and you can get anything you
U. 8. Imports 200,000 Leeches.
beech sand (which is composed largely
want In our line. But, remember, that
More than 200,000 leeches, used by we Chinese fellows In this country
of quartz) around a carbon rod In the
center of a carbon cylinder with a doctors and surgeons to draw blood ain’t no coolies. We are educated 1”
WHEN IN
bore of about eight Inches. Then he from patients who have ton much of
PEN D LETO N
sends sufficient current through these It, were Imported into the United
Australia's Great Bridge.
carbon terminals to melt the sand and States from Italy last year, says the
MAKE YOUR
About six years’ work will be re
let the quartz form Into a single tube Philadelphia Public Ledger. Quite quired to complete a great bridge
HEAL Q UARTERS
probably
the
leech
Is
employed
by
weighing over 100 pounds. This tube
which has been planned for Australia
— AT—
Is drawn out of Its carbon furnace doctors In this country whose clientele across the Sydney harbor. The pre
with tongs while still hot and the hole Is Italian, as use of the medicinal liminary work has been commenced
W ESTERN A U TO CO.
In It Is staffed with either potatoes or leech has declined In most countries, and It Is proceeding with all the speed
Cottonwood and Watr Sts.
lime, after which the tube Is squeezed while It Is still an essential part of that can be put Into such a great un
shut at each end, and the hot mass Is medical practice In Italy.
dertaking. It will be a high-level
COMPLETE
GARAGE SERVICE
The fresh-water leech Is caught In structure and will be one of the en
put Into molds of the desired shape.
Tires—
Tubes—Accessories
streams
around
Naples
as
a
side
Issue
Owing to the beat the potatoes or
gineering marvels of the world. It
lime generate considerable gas, which —but an Important one—to the fish will accommodate four lines of rail ALWAYS OPEN
PHONE 530
presses the hot metal out against the ing Industry, the total annual catch roads and a 57-foot' highway. It will
Tom Swearingen, Mgr.
sides of the mold. For catting and being estimated at about 5,000 000. cost >80,000,000 and will displace a
finishing the quartz vessels when cold The price of exported leeches this slow and uncertain ferry which Is now
the maker uses both sandblast and year Is >18 a thousand.
used.
F O R O V E R 40 Y E A R S
The leeches are shipped to this
saws fitted with teeth of carborun
RALL-9 CATARRH MEDICINE h a i
been used successfully In the treatment
dum, another product of the electric country in tubs holding from 2,000 to
Almost a Yard.
o f Catarrh.
furnace. But the start in every case 4,000, In fresh water, and they arrive
A farmer had several hens stolen,
HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE con
Is obtained, by melting the quarts at their destination In an aggressive so he decided to buy a dog. He sent sists of an Ointment which Quickly
Relieves
by local application, and the
crystals Into a single mass in the In condition.
hlg man to town and told him to get n Internal Medicine, a Tonic, which acts
tense heat of a simple electrical fur
I through the Blood on the Mucous Sur
good yard dog.
faces, thus reducing the Inflammation.
Ths Rest Is Easy.
nace.
Soon the man returned, escorting a
Sold by all druggists.
“How glorious It Is to be engaged In dachshund.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
a purely Intellectual occupation," mur
NOTICE OF FINAL HEARING
“What do yon call that thing?”
mured
a
young
maiden,
gazing
rap
IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE
gasped the farmer.
turously into the admiring eyes of an
“Well,” replied the man, “It’s the
STATE OF OREGON FOR
editor, who had Just bought a small nearest I could get to a yard; it’s two
SEE
UMATILLA COUNTY
paper of his own. “Your own mental feet eleven Inches.”
In the Matter of the Estate
faculties for tools, and the whole uni
of
verse for a workshop. Now, tell roe,”
Edgar H. Graham, Deceased.
she added, “what do you find the most
Ate Hit Modal.
N otice Is hereby given that the ad difficult thing connected with your
It was the “object” drawing leason,
ministrator in th e above (Bntdtled noble profession?”
when the boys are supposed to bring
"Paying the staff," said the editor. some article—a hammer, a top, a box
estate has filed h is F inal Report with
the clerk of the above entitled court,
or what not—with them to school to
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Feminine Strategy.
serve as model.
and that the judge of said court has
“She said she had been studying
One boy presented himself at the
designated Monday, the 11th day of palmistry and asked me to let her
master’s desk with the tearful an
February, 1924, at the hour of 10 read my hand.”
nouncement, "Please, sir, I’ve swal
“And yon did, of course.”
o’clock In the forenoon as the time,
lowed my object,”
“Yes, and she told me I was going
and the office of the County Judge
“Swallowed It I” cried the master. In
to
suffer
disappointment
In
love,
bnt
In the County Court House in Pen
alarm. "Whatever was It?"
would
get
over
It
and
marry
a
poor
dleton, Umatilla County, Oregon, a^
"Please, sir," with a gulp, “a ba
girl.”
nana.”
—AND—
the place when and where hearing
“And what did you say?”
shall he had thereon. All persons
“What could I say? She’s rich and
She It Uneasy.
Interested are hereby notified to I Intended to propose to her that very
Heavy pounding was heard In the
then and there appear and show evening."—Boston Transcript.
next flat and Mrs. Wamps evidenced
cause. If any they have, why the
marked signs of uneasiness.
Perish
the
ThoughtI
Final Report should not be approved,
“What do you suppose they are do
The
Poultryman—Queer
those
eggs
the administrator discharged and his
ing next door?” she finally asked of
I gold you didn’t hatch. Are you sure her husband.
bondsmen exonerated.
the hens were on them steady?
“Sounds like hanging a few pictures,
Dated this 2«th day of December,
Mr. Blulex—They were on the eggs my dear. Does the noise disturb
1923.
day and night, excepting Sundays; of
you?”
Frank W augaman,
course, I won't permit even my hens
“No, but good gracious, Henry. I
17-5te
Administrator. to break the Sabbach.
Just loaned that woman my silver-
V ineyard lo
V maat« tech ¥ ' __
V iaitinz rrn-K,b<M
ribera coniially Mfrfcgd.
W. R. Loaahoro. Sac.
J. ▲. B mwm . M. O.
Worry”
In these days o t modern affairs,
nearly everybody does business with
a bank. The only real question Is
WHERE to do your banking.
We would be pleased to ans.
strong bank, one that Is conserva
tive yet modern In every way, one
that w ill stand by you, help you,
one where your funds are secure, In
fact a bank that insures Service
and Satisfaction. THAT’S OURS.
RECLAMATION LODGE N «. 10T. K.
o f P , m eets each T o u r e d » a w n in g to
Mack's Hall, a t TJt) P H . V ia itln «
brothers cordially invited.
W. U M cM illan. R. A . Brow naoa.
K. R. and 3 .
C. C .
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. FRACIS P. AD AM
Physician and Surgeon
Eyen treated, to»ud
Glaaefla Fitted
Cun^over First NKtiooM
OFFICE PHONE. W
RESIDENCE PHONE. I
H A U L IN G
F ir st N a t io n a l B a n k
of Hermiston
( ap ita l, Surplus and U n d ivid ed P ro fits O v e r $ 5 0 ,0 0 0
B. Swayze, Pres.
R. Alexader. Vlce-Pres.
S. C. Lochrle, Cashier W. L. Hamm, Asst. Cashier
G eorge Challis
NOTICE!
T h e H e r a l d p u b lish e s
m o re g e n u in e p a id w a n t
a d s th a n a n y o th e r
p a p e r p u b lish e d in a c ity
of th e s a m e size in E a s t
e rn O reg o n .
T H E R E ’S A R E A S O N
FOR SALE— Geese.
ings.
Tilford
S till
19-tfc
We wish to notify the Hermiston
milk producers that we have opened
a cream station the first door north
of the Hermiston hotel, w ith Mr.
Berry In charge. Mr. Berry w ill test
your cream and pay for same as
soon as the test Is complete, and we
assure you an honest, square deal.
Yours for business. Mutual Cream
ery Co.
19-tfc
It Is easy to reach us when you
want your clothes cleaned, pressed
or repaired. Just phone 91-W -2.
W e'll call.
19-tfc
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGES AND
INSURANCE. J. M. BIGGS. RE
ALTOR.
26-tfc
FOR SALE
FOR RENT— Small alfalfa farm,
house, orchard, berries, etc. J. H.
FOR SALE— Registered Duroc pigs.
Reid.
24-tfc.
F. L. Jew ett.
19-2tc
Subscribe For The Herald
W hite Leghorn baby chix, April
hatch, >16.00 per hundred. Place ADDING machine rolle at the Herald
office.
your order early If you want any.
Wm. H. Ogden.
19-tfc Auctioneer G. L. Bennett. See me
for dates or call at bank. 18-tfc
We are now booking orders tor chix,
Our spring and summer line of
S. C. W hite Leghorn, Tancred
Mnd-to-Measure Clothes are here.
strain, heavy laying stock, >18.00
Suits, >23.50 and up. Imperial
per hundred, >175.00 per thous
Cleaners.
19-tfc
and. Ten per cent down books
your order. Chas. Clinesmith, one
mile north.
19-tfc
— TRY THE HERALD WANT ADS—
READ THE WANT ADS
FOR SALE— An improved 20 acre
ranch 3 1-2 miles from Hermiston
for particulars see C. H. Skinner.
1-tfc.
3 H ton Public Truck for sale cheap.
Now on Rood gravel Job. Also haa
flat rack for hauling w heat or
baled hay. Inquire thia office.
13-tfe.
Polands for Profita.
Stillings. 37tf
FOR SALE— Delicious apples, Stark
Bros, variety, the original. See
F. M. Gulwlts for your wants.
1-tfc
For Sale—90 acres on Diagonal
road. Joins city limits. Will cut
to suit and give term s to suit oJ
will trad e for city property. E.D.
14tc
Mossie.
FOR SALE— Fresh milk cows. C.
H. McElroy, Hermiston.
17-4tp
No. 1 N etted Gem potatoes a t
my ranch $1.50 per c w t J. W.
9tfc
Campbell.
For Sale—H eifers soon to
freshen. E. P. Dodd, Herm iston,
I5tfc
Ore.
Harding and Cooiidge
Indorse Relief Fund
The late President Harding
wrote a letter some weeks be
fore his untimely death, strong
ly indorsing the efforts of the
American committee for relief
of German children, for pun-
chase of food and its distribu
tion to the millions ot starving
German children by the Amer
ican Quakers.
Upon succeeding to the presi
dency, Calvin Coolidge declared
that the conditions were fright
ful In Germany; that millions of
children faced the worst kind of
slow death — starvation — and
urged the raising of a fund of
>10,000,000 in the United States
for this relief.
Herbert Hoover, former Ore
gon boy, now secretary of com
merce, caused official investiga
tions to be made by American
agents, all of whom reported
that unless American aid came,
there would be wholesale death
from starvation.
Major-General Henry T. Allen,
who commanded the American
troops on the Rhine during occu
pational days, Is directing the
nation-wide campaign to raise
the funds necessary. "We never
fonght children,” said he. “And
we will help them now.“
In Oregon, Robert H. Strong,
of the Portland firm ot Strong
A MacNanghton. who directed
the Hoover food campaign here
in 1921, is state chairman. The
amount to be raised In Oregon
is >100,000 and he expects it will
be given promptly.
RADIO PARTS FOR SALE— Two cir
cuit receiver and am plifier in
Hangs by Wedding Ring.
cabinet, >30, Acme R. F. T rans,
When Mrs. James Carrick, a New
formers, >4, and many other parts Zealand woman, was standing on a
at less than cost. Receivers made chair lifting a meat safe down from a
to order. Paul Miller.
16-tfc big hook her wedding ring caught In
the book and almost a’multsneously
the chair slid from nnder her. She
m B CTLLANEOUl
was thus suspended In midair until
FOUND— Ford headlight, on road her cries attracted attention and she
northeast of towa. Owner can was released only after the ring had
have same by paying for th is no been filed In two.
tice.
1 7 -lt»
Twe Points of View.
THE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN AND
The Brute—Are you doing anything
Saturday Evening Poet at re this evening?
She (eagerly)—No, nothing at all.
duced prices. See Agent Gladys
The Brute—What a terrible waste
W hitsett.
of time.
WANTED— Phone, w rite or see W.
A Big Mistake.
A. Leathers, when yon have alfalfa
Jim—Oh, lor* I I wish Garibaldi *a
hay for sale. In any quantity.
been a Dutchman 1
Phone 40-J-3.
9-tfe
Alf—Why?
“ 'Cos I Just said ’e was In the
I AM MARINO REGULAR TRIPS TO
exam, paper."—Passing Show (Lon
Pendleton Tuesdays and Fridays of don).
each week. If you have anything
to be hauled te or from the above
A Pleasant Performance.
named city. I would appreciate
One War Correspondent—Thera M
ycur business along thia line. 1 oe religions rite I could delight hi.
Another One—And wtiat Is that?
cm also In the market for chickens
One War Correspondent—Swinging
and veal. Ray Challis. Phone
I8-C . Pendleton phone 400. t-tfe
» »o la
Dr. R. 0. GALE, Surgeon
Loatlon, Bank Bldg., Rooms I and 8
Telephone 931, Day or N ight
Office Hours: 10 to 11:30 A, M., 8
to 5 P. M.
D R .F .V .P R I M E
Dentistry
D ental X-Ray and D iagnosis
Bapk Bldg,
ilerfoiaton, Oregon
W . 1. W A B B E B
Attomey-at-Law
Hermiston
:
Oregon
M c K en zie & lieuallen
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat
Has removed from his former location in the
Bond Bldg, to
Rooms 1. 2 and 3 Inland Empire Bank Bldg.
Pendleton
::
Oregon
DR. THEO. BELETSKI,
Veterinarian
Treats all Domestic Animals. Inter
state Stock Inspector
H IT T
Residence second house west of the
Catholic church. Phone, 82-R.
GUNS
FOR SALE— Team of horses. J. K.
Shotwell.
18-tfc
FOR SALE— 5 acre chicken ranch;
400 hens, team, wagon, and other
fixtures. Come and see. Chester
W right, 1 mile w est, 1- 2 mile
south.
10-tfc
O f « tto y » ;
Day w night cans flhWIdl w pFhlttgtlp
AMMUNITION
BERT MULLENS
The Particular Barber
Shop at Siscel’s Confectionery
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department o f the Interior, U. 8.
Land Office at La Grande, Oregon,
November 24, 1923.
N otice Is hereby given that Ed
ward H. DeVlemlng, of Hermiston,
Oregon, who, on April 20, 1918, made
Homestead Entry, A ct6-17-02, No.
019082, for Farm U nit ” D’ or the
S E U N W U Section 30, Township
5 North, Range 29 East W illam ette
Meridian, has filed notice of Inten
tion to make final Proof, to establish
claim to the land above described,
before United States Commissioner,
at Hermiston, Oregon, on the 18th
day of January, 1924.
Claimant names as witnesses:
C. E. Shaver, Jake Hoffman, C. G.
Bourke, Wm. Kick, all of Hermiston,
Oregon.
CARL G. HELM, Register
backed hairbrush.”
Dream 8tuff.
“Last night I dreamt I was married
to the most beautiful girl Io the
world."
“Oh, George I Were we happy?"
AT THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW
Turn Off the Mercury.
Mr. Gimp—What a literature. This
story Is the hunk.
Mr. Witt—Ill-fated marital romance,
1 suppose.
Mr. Gimp—Yep. Old movie star
|unk. The stars are still being discov
ered and divorced.
New Version.
“My friend Archer painted a basket
of plums so naturally that—"
“Yes, I know what you are going to
say—the birds came and pecked them.”
“Not at all—his wife made them
Into Jam."
YEAR
WE WISH TO STATE
g Our new brick shoe store is now open ■
— READ THE WANT ADS—
WEST END FARMERS
FOR ANYTHING IN OUR LINE
H a v e le a rn e d t h a t T h e H e ra ld p r in ts th e
Jeweler and Watchmaker
b e s t b u t te r w ra p p e rs .
W e h a v e th e la rg e
size, 9 b y 12 inches.
O u r p ric e s a r e —
100
200
300
500
Operating Stage» Between Pendleton
and Umatilla
Pell A Smith, Umatilla, Oregon
Schedule E ffective June 1, 1923
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Echo............ .... 0:19
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Ar. U m atilla
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for
for
for
$ 1 .2 5
$ 2 .0 0
$ 2 .6 0
$ 3 .7 5
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titie s , b u t w e a r e h e re to ’s e rv e you a ll. I f
y o u w a n t o n ly a fe w w e h a v e th e m w ith
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