The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984, October 18, 1923, Image 2

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Newspaper Page TextTILE H ERM ISTO N lïtjr írrniiatun ijrralìi PubliHhed every Thursday a t H er- mlston. U m a tilla County, Oregon by Raym ond Crowder, E d ito r and M an ager. Entered as second class m atter, December 190« a t the postotflce at Herm iston, Oregon. W Ô H W ifil IS MADE DICTATOR --------------: * Reichstag Confers Authority on Stresemann to Bring About Reform. Subscription Bate« T o r One Y ear . . . . . . ___________ *2 .0 0 For Six Months _______ .™„.*1.0C Payable In Advance. H ERALD, HERM ISTON, OREGON. |0 M E WORDS OVERWORKED «■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■a •tu d y ef tb< Dictionary of Synonyms Would Vastly Improvs tbs Con- jy k venation of Many Persona. T he sterling qualities of the active Individual nowadays must shine through his conversation, his purpose, his thoughts, and those he borrowed must be riveted in the hearer’s mind by words which cannot be forgotten. Unfortunately many of those engager! In great purposes have lamentably failed to augment their vocabularies by reference to a book of synonyms. Thus, we are suffering from the over work o f a few words. The Idea now Is to “sell" something, an Idea, a state, a cllmnte. There must be a “selling appeal," a “sales plan,” and then It Is sure to “go over." It “absolutely” cannot fall. You must agree “absolutely" that the weather T he Pacific International Live Stock The insert above shows three very Is good, bad or Indifferent or the “effi Exposition Is held in Portland, Or., typy Shorthorns t rat are coming to ciency" hound w ill put “kick” and but It is “true to name." Livestock of our exposition. ’: iey are ow nel by “pep" Into his arguments until you the best herds comes from all parts H . C. Lookahaugh Oklahoma. They shout “shoot,” listen and become con of the continent to fight out the last w ill help make up a wonderful 3tring, battle for supremacy In its show ring but they w ill have to look their p re t vinced. But having been “sold" is not enough Animals that win the purple ribbons tiest and beefiest it they win arainst for the builder of the “atmosphere” at the Pacific International are as the othor Shorthorn herds to be shown In which you were trapped. H e w ill good as the best anywhere. this year. The lower panel of the picture want to know, must know. In fact, Judges, without exception, w ill be your “reactions.” Ah, the reaction. shows the Thorp string of Jerseys men of nntlonal erperience, and great There Is a word both subtle and en from California. They w ill be at the ability. The jud< ng alone is worth thralling. You can have reactions to Exposition in Portland November 3 a book, a piece of cheese, a miserable I 1 ° I® to 8ee if they are as good as the a trip to see and ; ear. There is no llvettock show held anv blowout or a bonfire. That Is where Jersoys of Oregon, Washington, Idaho the “pepful efficiency” person must | an® elsewhere. They have good Jer where In Amorjca that surpasses that check the flow of his “sales talk" long aeya In California, but they will meet of the Pacific International. And the the best of the West at Portland. enough to listen. best of It is that it is near. So you ask him to please pass the butter and wonder why they spend — READ THE W ANT ADS time and money printing dictionaries. —Spokane Spokesman-Review. Berlin.— By a vote of 21« to 2«, the relchstag paeeed the authorisation act conferring dictatorial powers upon the Stresemann government. Classified or Local Advertising The coalition parties turned out la 10 cents per line for firs t Insertion. their full strength for the bill, the M in im u m charge 28 cents. Subse loclalist party board having made sup quent Insertions 5 cents per line. port of the bill obligatory upon each of Its relchstag members. The Oerman people's party also earns to Chancellor Stresemann'» sup port w ith an almost full vote. Several Industrial leaders voted In the affirm a tive, but Hugo Stlnnes abstained by casting a blank ballot. Before the vote the chancellor re iterated bis determ ination to dissolve parliament If necessary. The authorisation bill gives the gov ernment of the reicb authority to make "In flnanolal, economic and so cial spheres the measures which It deems necessary and urgent, regard less of the rights specified In tbe con- rtltutlon of the relch." The authorisa tion, however, does not extend to the regulations governing the hours of la bor or to decreases In pensions and allowances. Widespread riots took place In vari ous parts of Germany In which It is NEW STORY BY MARK TWAIN estimated that from 10 to 16 persons were killed and about 100 injured. THE TRIP TO KENNEWICK Harpers Have It but It W ill Not Be T he caravan to K ennew ick la s Some were demonstratiqns by unem Published for Two Hun. ployed, others were bread riots, while m a tte r of history. W h eth er or not dred Years. • In Saxony tbe communists conducted the trip was a p ro fitable ono re demonstrations. m ains to he seem. T he farm ers of A great treat Is lu store for the lov I ers of books who are on earth two the U m a tilla project who composed hundred yenrs from now. They will the caravan a ll agreed when thej have a fresh story written by M ark had returned from K ennew ick thal Twain. Persons living nowadays never Raise them the Pan-a-ce v there wa3 nothing raised In th a t vic will know what the master wrote In in ity but w hat could be grown here this story, for It Is sealed and Is not to | S ta rt them rig h t— keep them growing— ’ any. back K ennew ick hud simply accepted to c be read or published until two cen- j set. I’AN-A-CE-A gives chicks good a end good turies have elapsed. g reater degree the advantages thal digestion— gives vigor to resist disease. I' CE-A pre- San Francisco.— Legionnaires from The Harpers, who are moving their I the soil offered and through organ vents food fermentation— th a t’s where tru > r ; the bowel every state In the union gathered here printing house from Franklin street to | lzcd methods of m arketin g has been for the opening of the fifth annual troubles start. PAN-A-CE-A prevents and ;ur gapes, in their new building uptown, possess the able to receive a just compensation convontlon of the American Legion. digestion, diarrhea, leg weakness. PAN-A-' d-7 cur chicks precious manuscript. In moving d?sks fo r the products raised. T he H er and then watch them feather. A PAN-A E- chick will A sea of flag», a riot of color and around In their old quarters the other out-feather a non-PAN-A-CE-A chick every iir.; . m lston Commercial • club sponsored band»— Indian band», navy band», day they found one with a secert th e trip solely for the purpose of army band», cowboy band», fraternal drawer. When this was opened a Dr. Hess Poultry PAN-A-CE-A makes chicks ¿row. a llo w in g the farmers to observe with bands— greeted the delegatee and visi sealed package was found In It, and a his own eyes these conditions. W h at tors at all corners of the huge civic not written on It said it contained a MITCHELL DRUG COMPA' Y story or article by M ark Twain and Herm iston, Oregon he saw and heard is indeed food for auditorium, where the 1923 convention was not to be opened or published for got into motion after the usual routine tho ug ht. Now Is the opportune tlm- two hundred years. Tell ua hour much etaeh you have. We have a .-Ock::',i to suit to start something w hile the trip 1 necessary for permanent convention That Is all that is known about I t organization. fresh In our minds. Conditions simi The package Is In possession of the T h e ir feet re-echoing the paths they Harpers, who will doubtless carry out la r to those a t Kennewick w ill never he brought about unless the farmet trod In no man’s land in 1917 and their the writer's Intentions. It will remain voices again raised In cries of battle unopened until well Into the Twenty- and business men w ork w itn .. flx e i md the tune» of the trenches, more second century. Then the citizens of j determ ination to see It through, an< FORTUNES IN WRITING SONGS tax a r * the admission into Canada of han 60,000 world war veteran» march- this world wll have something good to there is no better time than the pres students and merchants under re- id In a gigantic m ilita ry parade, read.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ent to start the ball rolling. All That I t Needed Is to Catch tho strlcted condition.-. In Vancouver vhlch marked the second day of the Popular Fancy, and W ealth alone (according to the London Timed) Keeping Up-the Standard. '.onvention. T w enty thousand sea w ar there are 40 Chines butchers, 65 bar- ij!t Com»». , The social caste of customers Is not NOT SUCH A PUZZLE riors—sailor» of the Pacific fleet at hers, 172 grocers, .¡0 Jewelers, 201 Secretary W o rk has appointed a commonly supposed to he regarded In tnchor In San Francisco bay— Joined The announcement that F. I). tobacconists, 2!) wholesale dealers. 159 quick-lunch restaurants, but a Philadel com mittee of prom inent men to muke >he legionnaires In the parade, with Weatherly, the barrister who took to hawkers ar.-J p>- (tiers, 50 boot and phia paper tells this story: “A fastidi an Investigation of reclam ation hundreds of delegates of the legion ous person made his way Into a steam song writing, Is still hale and hearty shoe dealers, 5 1 'lblishers, 54 station One o f th e ir duties is to ascertain auxiliary nnd various war worker»’ ing, fly-infested little restaurant. The at seventy-five, nnd Is shortly to he ers, and the) control 141 confectioner) w hy the d iffe re n t projects are not organizations. shops, 63 clothing stores, 30 express married, adds a new chapter to the young woman behind the counter paying th e ir assessments th a t art romance of song-making. and dray businesses and 89 restau placed a tumbler of water before him M r. Weatherly, many of whose songs due the government. This question rants. LABOR RE-ELECTS ROMPERS | m « . .„an.., were set to music by Michael May- tit present should not be a puzzling brick, better known as “Stephen W h y N o t? “Coffee and rolls." one. Reaffirms Stand for the Modification Adams," has written some of the “Now, boys,” said the schoolmaster She set before him a mug a quarter i t is a known fact today th a t tht of the Volstead Act. world’s most popular songs, among to the geography -las-, ”1 want you to of an Inch thick and as heavy as Iron, farm er is not receiving u fa ir prlct Portland, Or.— W ith a final fling at tilled w ith a brown fluid. The man them "Nancy Lee," “They All Love benr In raind th a’ the affix 'Stan'm eans lo r the products lie huH to sell. It radicals and those who would "bore | seemed dazed. lie looked under the Jack," “Nirvana," and "The Holy 'the place of.’ 1 ius we have Afghan nil sections of tho United States tht from w ithin” and destroy not only the mug and over IL "But where Is the City." istan, the place v f Afghans—also Hin Song w riting means moneymaking If same condition'exists. A fte r he has tbe American labor movement but tbe saucer?” he asked. dustan, the place of Hindus. Can any on« give an ther ‘Sample?” sold his crop the t ille r of the soil American republic, as well, Samuel “W e don’t give no saucers here," re once the popular taste can he caught, says London Tlt-BIts. Irving Berlin Nobody Appear, d very anxious to do Ifinds thal It has not even netted him Oompere, veteran president of the plied the waitress. " I f we did some has made, we are told, more than so until litt.e Jo nny Suaggs. the joy enough to defray the expenses. There American Federation of Labor, brought low-brow’d come pilin’ In and drink out 1 the terror of cats, of his saucer, nnd we’d lose a lot of £20,000 out of “When I Lost Yqu,” of his mother is a certain farm er of this project the 43d annual convention of the fed ’T h a t’s How I Need You” and “When said proudly, “1 es; sir, I can. Cm , our best customers.” who Is selling Ids crop of pears foi eration to a close. I Leave the World,” and Is believed to brellnstnn, the place for Umbrellas." Before the convention closed It re be still making anything from £,10.000 27 a ton ... These pears are A - l and A Typewriter Word Counter. yet he Is compelled to sell them for elected M r. Oompere as president, Now You Can Shave in the Dark. A detachable device recently made to £14,000 In royalties every year. Frank Morrison as secretary, A single song, “Oh, M arguerite,” hog feed. | ~ Designed espe ally fi r use by trav In England that may be put on any Modification of the Volstead act to style o f machine Is a word counter brought Osmond Oarr £28,000, and the eling men, a seif-illuminating safety The local apple crop tills year w»: permit manufacture and vending of which registers the number of words author and composer of “H e r Goldeu razor makes It possible to shave in a bum per one. E veryth in g lookec wholesome beer and light wines, re written as the typew riter keys are H a ir Was Hanging Down H er Back’’ the dark. In the handle of the razor rosey u n til Hie tim e came to m arkei Is a tiny electric bulb, encased in a affirm ing Its stand on this question played. The Invention takes the form netted £20,000, while "The Bogey them. No pi lee and woree yet in Man" earned over flO.OOO. lubber holder which prevents taken at previous times, was urged by of a T-flap which rests on the space In a wholly different category come ncss from rusting It. The lump Is ad- m arket. The apples are packed ant the convention. bar. The operator of the typewriter rendy to ship, lusted so that It ahvay - throws ¡is strikes the T-bar at the end of each such popular favorites as “A Perfect light on the spot where the razor Is word and the machine spaces, at the Day” and “The Lost Chord,’’ yet Miss Under these conditions how cai 16,000 Flee Flood In Oklahoma City. Carrie Jacob-Bond’s publishers ha cutting. A clean shave In pitch dark same time recording the word number. the settlers on the projects be ex Oklahoma City, Okla.— Lashing, rag sold more than 4,500,000 copies of the ness Is said to be possible with till? peeled to pay. There must firs t b« ing overflow waters, swelled the | former, and Sir A rthur Sullivan re device. Halt-Marks From Australia. some value attached to w hat he pro north Canadian riv e r to the unpreced The Retail Jewelers' association o f| ceived £10,000 In royalties on the lat duces and has to sell. ented depth of 16 feet, bringing the I Australia has established a hall-mark ter before he died, and it Is still earn Alcohol Street Lamps. Secretary W o rk and the committee ing company In Sydney with the pur ing money. Buenos Aires, rapidly becoming up most destructive flood In the history Samuel Lucas was paid flfl,000 In to date, still has grain alcohol lamps th a t he lias appointed to Investlgati pose of Inducing all manufacturers In of Oklahoma. Driven from their royalties on “M y Grandfather’s to light her streets, although kero Into this m a tte r must he aw are o! homes by the onrushlng torrent, 16,- Australia to adopt the hall-mark sys Clock,” 8,000,900 copies were sold In a sene and alcohol street lamps are lie 000 persons, w ith as many belongings | tem now in operation In most civilized th e existing low price of fHrm pro Ing gradually superseded by electric countries. The company intends to I few years of Miss Meta Orred's “In as they could hastily gather together, ducts. A t any r a t . the eommtttei the Gloaming," and more than twice follow In dose detail the practice of | tty. More than a thousand alcohol were being lakeo to pointe of safety | that number Is recorded In respect of w ill have to do very litt le sleuthlnr the English Hall-M ark company. The lamps were Installed during 1922 Julia W ard Howe's "Battle Song of the There are at present 3,273 alcohol by all available means of transporta mark registered for gold Is the “Kooka In order to find out why the settlen Republic,” with Its noble opening. burra," and for sliver the “Wren." street lamps in use in the city. o f the Ro lamatton projects ere un tion. able to t v. T i H i r : all Into con Negro Exodus From South Continuos One Teo Many. COTTON M ILLS GAIN IN ASIA Women's Inventions. ••d era tio n the f a r .... r s of Irrigated Atlanta, Oa.— Georgia negroes are I Architect— Now. where would you Women in the past ten years have districts are better of than those o( atlll going to northern states at the I prefer the drawing room, s lri They Are Multiplying Rapidly, but the Invented some 1,400different “new and o th er section». W hen they recelvr Mr. Struklle— Look here, young Mortality ef M ill Workers In useful articles," according to a report rate of 1600 a week, w ith no Indica a fa ir comp-in ; flop for th eir Uborr man, Pve let you put up a music room, Japan Is High. by the United States patent office, tion of a decrease In migration, ac the a c K ut v. Ill he met. when I couldn't play a mouth organ; ranging from a rotary plowshare to an cording to an announcement by the I The people of densely populated egg beater. Among Inventions enntne a nursery, when I ain't got no nurse; date department of commerce and la-1 and a pnntTy, when 1 don't pant. But Asia are clothed In cotton, says the rated are a cow tall holder, a rein It would he n good Idea If the aim- bor. During tbe period, July. 1822. to I'm goin' to draw the line at a drnwln' Living Age. That continent produces forced bowl In which to neat eggs, and rods would acquaint themselves w ith luly, 1923. approximately 200.000 ne-1 room, when I couldn't even draw a large quantities of this useful staple. an artificial eyelash. the exact hour of the rising and re tt straight line. groes left the state. It was said. Asiatics are fairly competent and re W ell Recommended. ing or the sun. Also to see th a t theli markably cheap mill operatives, Nat A shopkeeper had In his .employ a Ingersolls are In the pink of condl urnlly, therefore, cotton mills are mul man so Uzy as to be utterly worth A Surfeited Traveler. Impeachment of Oov. W alton Sought. flon. It m ight he the means of sav During the 36 years that Joseph Q tiplying rapidly In Japan. China and less. Oklahoma C ity.— Impeachment ma Beck was a clerk In the railway mall India, where they create new social In g 226 00 One i»sy, his patience exhausted, he Rungember a gun In the I chlnory of the Oklahoma house of service between Chicago and Cleve problems almost as quickly as they discharged him. hand I» w orth tw o In the office ot representatives was set In motion with land, on the New York Central, he supply the local market with yarns “W ill you give me a character?" the Justice of the peace. the announcement by W . D. McBee, and fabrics. traveled 2.1*97,000 mile», » distance asked the laxy one. ipeaker, of a committee of tw enty one equivalent to 120 times around the The Industry already gives employ The employer sat down to w rite a T h e story of Governor W a lto n ’! house members to conduct Investlga ment to more than 100,000 operatives noncommittal letter. His effort result enrth. He partlcliutted In several tlons upon which Impeachment charges wrecks, but always esra|>ed 'njury. and lu China, and more than 290.000 opera ed as follows: d ow nfall ran he told In three letters would be hasod. now deems It time tn *,,.4. tlvea in Japan. F ou rflftbs of the "The bearer o f this letter has worked — K . K. K. Copper Nuggst of Three Tons. workers In Japanese mills are women for n,e one week mid I h iu satisfied." Canada’s Pulp and Pspsr. A massive native copper nugget the or girls; but In China and India male Canadian exports of paper, wood Poi i.and W illa m e tte Iro n Work» inilp and pulp wood for the month of largest pure metal chunk ever found, labor is principally employed. It has Politely Hinted. and weighing more than three tons, to add 2100,000 new equipment long been known that the mortality May. 11*23, were valued at S12.A21.A3fl, “Thee w ill never visit ns again." baa been offered to Seattle. Wash., on among Japanese spinners, especially M id the elderly Quaker to the Tlaltlng A n nu al payroll In excess of 21.600, in Increase of 23.838.510 as compared from tuberculosis) Is very high. Their young man who had long overstayed vtth May. 1922 (In which month similar condition that It he placed In Pioneer 000 w ith 1.000 workers. hours of labor are long, and tha an his welcome. “Ob. sir, how can you ■xporfa totaled $0.268,11?), an Increase street and that the transportation he P o rtland -Larg er! cereal cargo In nual turnover appro»,hee 100 per cent. M y that? O f course I w ill visit you f 22.573.985 over the A pril. 1923, Og- paid from the Copper river region. h isto ry of this port loaded Tor O rient lu re of 2IO.tM7.A48. Kxporta o f paper Alaska, where It was found. »gain.” "No, my young brother, I fear c a rry in g 13 250 long tons wheat v a l in May were valued at 28000.528 wood Chinese In Canada. thee w ill never visit u» again." "But.” They're Whets In the Middle. ued at 2735.000. >ulp at 23.549,150 and pulp wood at Calculations put the number of »«Id the young msn, “what makes yon Tim — How are you getting along at <1,062.940. Chinese in Canada today at 88000, think I still never visit yon again?* In the U nited States the General home while your wife's away? against 14,600 twenty? years ago. W e ll," replied the Quaker, " I f thee Fleet rlc Company has m anufacturing Jim— Flue I I ’ve reached the height These flguree hare been reeponsihlr will never go. bow caa thee ever come p lan ts In 40 elllee nnd sales offices of efficiency. I ran pnt on my sorts C ity budget o f Pendleton cut $4, for tbe Stewart bill, aiming at tbe again r now from either end.— Loudon An or distributors In 27 cities. 100 below 1932. abrogation of tbe 2500 Chinese head NEW BIG PACKAGE M í Cigarettes 24>15? S Nero fiddled while Rome burned. You to can feel the ■ same satisfaction by using S our fuel. ■ ■ B ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ C hicksyouhaich LEGION CONVENTION IN SAN FRANCISCO Inland Empire z “ The Y ard ut Best M. M. THAW Exclusive Representatives oí N. ti ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ M Xa ■ ■ ■ a n a s ta « ! COMMERCIAL OF ALL p a ■ • * ! m . ¡j THE LERf.J . T. u. t £ n eraiu and keep informed of the events and happen ings in your commun ity. The Heraio carries one of the best Want Ad columns of any weekly paper in the state. --If you want to buy --If you want to sell --If you want to trade You find the opportun ity in The Herald ad vertisements. The Herald is $2 per year, or $1 for six months, payable in advance.