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PubliHhed every Thursday a t H er-
mlston. U m a tilla County, Oregon by
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ager.
Entered as second class m atter,
December 190« a t the postotflce at
Herm iston, Oregon.
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•tu d y ef tb< Dictionary of Synonyms
Would Vastly Improvs tbs Con-
jy k venation of Many Persona.
T he sterling qualities of the active
Individual
nowadays
must
shine
through his conversation, his purpose,
his thoughts, and those he borrowed
must be riveted in the hearer’s mind
by words which cannot be forgotten.
Unfortunately many of those engager!
In great purposes have lamentably
failed to augment their vocabularies
by reference to a book of synonyms.
Thus, we are suffering from the over
work o f a few words.
The Idea now Is to “sell" something,
an Idea, a state, a cllmnte. There
must be a “selling appeal," a “sales
plan,” and then It Is sure to “go over."
It “absolutely” cannot fall. You must
agree “absolutely" that the weather
T he Pacific International Live Stock
The insert above shows three very
Is good, bad or Indifferent or the “effi Exposition Is held in Portland, Or., typy Shorthorns t rat are coming to
ciency" hound w ill put “kick” and but It is “true to name." Livestock of our exposition. ’: iey are ow nel by
“pep" Into his arguments until you the best herds comes from all parts H . C. Lookahaugh
Oklahoma. They
shout “shoot,” listen and become con of the continent to fight out the last w ill help make up a wonderful 3tring,
battle for supremacy In its show ring but they w ill have to look their p re t
vinced.
But having been “sold" is not enough Animals that win the purple ribbons tiest and beefiest it they win arainst
for the builder of the “atmosphere” at the Pacific International are as the othor Shorthorn herds to be shown
In which you were trapped. H e w ill good as the best anywhere.
this year.
The lower panel of the picture
want to know, must know. In fact,
Judges, without exception, w ill be
your “reactions.” Ah, the reaction. shows the Thorp string of Jerseys
men of nntlonal erperience, and great
There Is a word both subtle and en from California. They w ill be at the
ability. The jud< ng alone is worth
thralling. You can have reactions to Exposition in Portland November 3
a book, a piece of cheese, a miserable I 1 ° I® to 8ee if they are as good as the a trip to see and ; ear.
There is no llvettock show held anv
blowout or a bonfire. That Is where Jersoys of Oregon, Washington, Idaho
the “pepful efficiency” person must | an® elsewhere. They have good Jer where In Amorjca that surpasses that
check the flow of his “sales talk" long aeya In California, but they will meet of the Pacific International. And the
the best of the West at Portland.
enough to listen.
best of It is that it is near.
So you ask him to please pass the
butter and wonder why they spend
— READ THE W ANT ADS
time and money printing dictionaries.
—Spokane Spokesman-Review.
Berlin.— By a vote of 21« to 2«, the
relchstag paeeed the authorisation act
conferring dictatorial powers upon the
Stresemann government.
Classified or Local Advertising
The coalition parties turned out la
10 cents per line for firs t Insertion. their full strength for the bill, the
M in im u m charge 28 cents. Subse loclalist party board having made sup
quent Insertions 5 cents per line.
port of the bill obligatory upon each
of Its relchstag members.
The Oerman people's party also
earns to Chancellor Stresemann'» sup
port w ith an almost full vote. Several
Industrial leaders voted In the affirm a
tive, but Hugo Stlnnes abstained by
casting a blank ballot.
Before the vote the chancellor re
iterated bis determ ination to dissolve
parliament If necessary.
The authorisation bill gives the gov
ernment of the reicb authority to
make "In flnanolal, economic and so
cial spheres the measures which It
deems necessary and urgent, regard
less of the rights specified In tbe con-
rtltutlon of the relch." The authorisa
tion, however, does not extend to the
regulations governing the hours of la
bor or to decreases In pensions and
allowances.
Widespread riots took place In vari
ous parts of Germany In which It is
NEW STORY BY MARK TWAIN
estimated that from 10 to 16 persons
were killed and about 100 injured.
THE TRIP TO KENNEWICK
Harpers Have It but It W ill Not Be
T he caravan to K ennew ick la s Some were demonstratiqns by unem
Published for Two Hun.
ployed,
others
were
bread
riots,
while
m a tte r of history. W h eth er or not
dred Years.
•
In Saxony tbe communists conducted
the trip was a p ro fitable ono re
demonstrations.
m ains to he seem. T he farm ers of
A great treat Is lu store for the lov
I
ers of books who are on earth two
the U m a tilla project who composed
hundred
yenrs
from
now.
They
will
the caravan a ll agreed when thej
have a fresh story written by M ark
had returned from K ennew ick thal
Twain. Persons living nowadays never
Raise them the Pan-a-ce
v
there wa3 nothing raised In th a t vic
will know what the master wrote In
in ity but w hat could be grown here
this story, for It Is sealed and Is not to |
S ta rt them rig h t— keep them growing— ’
any. back
K ennew ick hud simply accepted to c
be read or published until two cen- j
set. I’AN-A-CE-A gives chicks good a
end good
turies have elapsed.
g reater degree the advantages thal
digestion— gives vigor to resist disease. I'
CE-A pre-
San Francisco.— Legionnaires from
The Harpers, who are moving their I
the soil offered and through organ
vents food fermentation— th a t’s where tru > r ; the bowel
every state In the union gathered here printing house from Franklin street to |
lzcd methods of m arketin g has been for the opening of the fifth annual
troubles start. PAN-A-CE-A prevents and ;ur gapes, in
their new building uptown, possess the
able to receive a just compensation convontlon of the American Legion.
digestion, diarrhea, leg weakness. PAN-A-' d-7 cur chicks
precious manuscript. In moving d?sks
fo r the products raised. T he H er
and then watch them feather. A PAN-A E- chick will
A sea of flag», a riot of color and around In their old quarters the other
out-feather a non-PAN-A-CE-A chick every iir.; .
m lston Commercial • club sponsored band»— Indian band», navy band», day they found one with a secert
th e trip solely for the purpose of army band», cowboy band», fraternal drawer. When this was opened a
Dr. Hess Poultry PAN-A-CE-A makes chicks ¿row.
a llo w in g the farmers to observe with bands— greeted the delegatee and visi sealed package was found In It, and a
his own eyes these conditions. W h at tors at all corners of the huge civic not written on It said it contained a
MITCHELL DRUG COMPA' Y
story or article by M ark Twain and
Herm iston, Oregon
he saw and heard is indeed food for auditorium, where the 1923 convention
was not to be opened or published for
got into motion after the usual routine
tho ug ht. Now Is the opportune tlm-
two hundred years.
Tell ua hour much etaeh you have. We have a .-Ock::',i to suit
to start something w hile the trip 1 necessary for permanent convention
That Is all that is known about I t
organization.
fresh In our minds. Conditions simi
The package Is In possession of the
T h e ir feet re-echoing the paths they Harpers, who will doubtless carry out
la r to those a t Kennewick w ill never
he brought about unless the farmet trod In no man’s land in 1917 and their the writer's Intentions. It will remain
voices again raised In cries of battle unopened until well Into the Twenty-
and business men w ork w itn .. flx e i
md the tune» of the trenches, more second century. Then the citizens of j
determ ination to see It through, an<
FORTUNES IN WRITING SONGS tax a r * the admission into Canada of
han 60,000 world war veteran» march- this world wll have something good to
there is no better time than the pres
students and merchants under re-
id In a gigantic m ilita ry parade, read.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
ent to start the ball rolling.
All That I t Needed Is to Catch tho
strlcted condition.-.
In Vancouver
vhlch marked the second day of the
Popular Fancy, and W ealth
alone (according to the London Timed)
Keeping Up-the Standard.
'.onvention. T w enty thousand sea w ar
there are 40 Chines butchers, 65 bar-
ij!t
Com»».
,
The social caste of customers Is not
NOT SUCH A PUZZLE
riors—sailor» of the Pacific fleet at
hers, 172 grocers, .¡0 Jewelers, 201
Secretary W o rk has appointed a
commonly supposed to he regarded In
tnchor In San Francisco bay— Joined
The announcement that
F.
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tobacconists, 2!) wholesale dealers. 159
quick-lunch restaurants, but a Philadel
com mittee of prom inent men to muke
>he legionnaires In the parade, with
Weatherly, the barrister who took to hawkers ar.-J p>- (tiers, 50 boot and
phia paper tells this story: “A fastidi
an
Investigation
of
reclam ation
hundreds of delegates of the legion ous person made his way Into a steam
song writing, Is still hale and hearty
shoe dealers, 5 1 'lblishers, 54 station
One o f th e ir duties is to ascertain
auxiliary nnd various war worker»’ ing, fly-infested little restaurant. The
at seventy-five, nnd Is shortly to he ers, and the) control 141 confectioner)
w hy the d iffe re n t projects are not organizations.
shops, 63 clothing stores, 30 express
married, adds a new chapter to the
young woman behind the counter
paying th e ir assessments th a t art
romance of song-making.
and dray businesses and 89 restau
placed a tumbler of water before him
M r. Weatherly, many of whose songs
due the government. This question
rants.
LABOR RE-ELECTS ROMPERS |
m « . .„an.., were
set to music by Michael May-
tit present should not be a puzzling
brick, better known as “Stephen
W h y N o t?
“Coffee and rolls."
one.
Reaffirms Stand for the Modification
Adams," has written some of the
“Now, boys,” said the schoolmaster
She
set
before
him
a
mug
a
quarter
i t is a known fact today th a t tht
of the Volstead Act.
world’s most popular songs, among
to the geography -las-, ”1 want you to
of an Inch thick and as heavy as Iron,
farm er is not receiving u fa ir prlct
Portland, Or.— W ith a final fling at tilled w ith a brown fluid. The man
them "Nancy Lee," “They All Love
benr In raind th a’ the affix 'Stan'm eans
lo r the products lie huH to sell. It
radicals and those who would "bore | seemed dazed. lie looked under the Jack," “Nirvana," and "The Holy
'the place of.’ 1 ius we have Afghan
nil sections of tho United States tht from w ithin” and destroy not only the mug and over IL "But where Is the City."
istan, the place v f Afghans—also Hin
Song w riting means moneymaking If
same condition'exists. A fte r he has tbe American labor movement but tbe saucer?” he asked.
dustan, the place of Hindus. Can any
on« give an ther ‘Sample?”
sold his crop the t ille r of the soil American republic, as well, Samuel
“W e don’t give no saucers here," re once the popular taste can he caught,
says
London
Tlt-BIts.
Irving
Berlin
Nobody Appear, d very anxious to do
Ifinds thal It has not even netted him Oompere, veteran president of the plied the waitress. " I f we did some
has made, we are told, more than
so until litt.e Jo nny Suaggs. the joy
enough to defray the expenses. There American Federation of Labor, brought low-brow’d come pilin’ In and drink out
1 the terror of cats,
of his saucer, nnd we’d lose a lot of £20,000 out of “When I Lost Yqu,” of his mother
is a certain farm er of this project the 43d annual convention of the fed
’T h a t’s How I Need You” and “When
said proudly, “1 es; sir, I can. Cm ,
our best customers.”
who Is selling Ids crop of pears foi eration to a close.
I Leave the World,” and Is believed to brellnstnn, the place for Umbrellas."
Before the convention closed It re
be still making anything from £,10.000
27 a ton ... These pears are A - l and
A Typewriter Word Counter.
yet he Is compelled to sell them for elected M r. Oompere as president,
Now You Can Shave in the Dark.
A detachable device recently made to £14,000 In royalties every year.
Frank Morrison as secretary,
A single song, “Oh, M arguerite,”
hog feed.
| ~
Designed espe ally fi r use by trav
In England that may be put on any
Modification of the Volstead act to style o f machine Is a word counter brought Osmond Oarr £28,000, and the
eling men, a seif-illuminating safety
The local apple crop tills year w»:
permit manufacture and vending of which registers the number of words author and composer of “H e r Goldeu
razor makes It possible to shave in
a bum per one. E veryth in g lookec
wholesome beer and light wines, re written as the typew riter keys are H a ir Was Hanging Down H er Back’’ the dark. In the handle of the razor
rosey u n til Hie tim e came to m arkei
Is a tiny electric bulb, encased in a
affirm ing Its stand on this question played. The Invention takes the form netted £20,000, while "The Bogey
them.
No pi lee and woree yet in
Man" earned over flO.OOO.
lubber holder which prevents
taken at previous times, was urged by of a T-flap which rests on the space
In a wholly different category come ncss from rusting It. The lump Is ad-
m arket. The apples are packed ant the convention.
bar. The operator of the typewriter
rendy to ship,
lusted so that It ahvay - throws ¡is
strikes the T-bar at the end of each such popular favorites as “A Perfect
light on the spot where the razor Is
word and the machine spaces, at the Day” and “The Lost Chord,’’ yet Miss
Under these conditions how cai
16,000 Flee Flood In Oklahoma City.
Carrie
Jacob-Bond’s
publishers
ha
cutting. A clean shave In pitch dark
same time recording the word number.
the settlers on the projects be ex
Oklahoma City, Okla.— Lashing, rag
sold more than 4,500,000 copies of the
ness Is said to be possible with till?
peeled to pay. There must firs t b« ing overflow waters, swelled the |
former,
and
Sir
A
rthur
Sullivan
re
device.
Halt-Marks From Australia.
some value attached to w hat he pro north Canadian riv e r to the unpreced
The Retail Jewelers' association o f| ceived £10,000 In royalties on the lat
duces and has to sell.
ented depth of 16 feet, bringing the I Australia has established a hall-mark ter before he died, and it Is still earn
Alcohol Street Lamps.
Secretary W o rk and the committee
ing company In Sydney with the pur ing money.
Buenos Aires, rapidly becoming up
most destructive flood In the history
Samuel Lucas was paid flfl,000 In
to date, still has grain alcohol lamps
th a t he lias appointed to Investlgati
pose of Inducing all manufacturers In
of Oklahoma.
Driven from their
royalties
on
“M y
Grandfather’s to light her streets, although kero
Into this m a tte r must he aw are o! homes by the onrushlng torrent, 16,- Australia to adopt the hall-mark sys Clock,” 8,000,900 copies were sold In a
sene and alcohol street lamps are lie
000 persons, w ith as many belongings | tem now in operation In most civilized
th e existing low price of fHrm pro
Ing gradually superseded by electric
countries. The company intends to I few years of Miss Meta Orred's “In
as they could hastily gather together,
ducts. A t any r a t . the eommtttei
the
Gloaming,"
and
more
than
twice
follow In dose detail the practice of |
tty.
More than a thousand alcohol
were being lakeo to pointe of safety |
that
number
Is
recorded
In
respect
of
w ill have to do very litt le sleuthlnr
the English Hall-M ark company. The
lamps were Installed during 1922
Julia W ard Howe's "Battle Song of the There are at present 3,273 alcohol
by all available means of transporta mark registered for gold Is the “Kooka
In order to find out why the settlen
Republic,” with Its noble opening.
burra," and for sliver the “Wren."
street lamps in use in the city.
o f the Ro lamatton projects ere un tion.
able to t v. T i H i r : all Into con
Negro Exodus From South Continuos
One Teo Many.
COTTON M ILLS GAIN IN ASIA
Women's Inventions.
••d era tio n the f a r .... r s of Irrigated
Atlanta, Oa.— Georgia negroes are I
Architect— Now. where would you
Women in the past ten years have
districts are better of than those o(
atlll going to northern states at the I prefer the drawing room, s lri
They Are Multiplying Rapidly, but the Invented some 1,400different “new and
o th er section». W hen they recelvr
Mr. Struklle— Look here, young
Mortality ef M ill Workers In
useful articles," according to a report
rate
of
1600
a
week,
w
ith
no
Indica
a fa ir comp-in ; flop for th eir Uborr
man, Pve let you put up a music room,
Japan Is High.
by the United States patent office,
tion of a decrease In migration, ac
the a c K ut v. Ill he met.
when I couldn't play a mouth organ;
ranging from a rotary plowshare to an
cording to an announcement by the I
The people of densely populated egg beater. Among Inventions enntne
a nursery, when I ain't got no nurse;
date department of commerce and la-1
and a pnntTy, when 1 don't pant. But
Asia are clothed In cotton, says the rated are a cow tall holder, a rein
It would he n good Idea If the aim-
bor. During tbe period, July. 1822. to
I'm goin' to draw the line at a drnwln' Living Age. That continent produces
forced bowl In which to neat eggs, and
rods would acquaint themselves w ith
luly, 1923. approximately 200.000 ne-1 room, when I couldn't even draw a large quantities of this useful staple.
an artificial eyelash.
the exact hour of the rising and re tt
straight line.
groes left the state. It was said.
Asiatics are fairly competent and re
W ell Recommended.
ing or the sun. Also to see th a t theli
markably cheap mill operatives, Nat
A shopkeeper had In his .employ a
Ingersolls are In the pink of condl
urnlly, therefore, cotton mills are mul man so Uzy as to be utterly worth
A Surfeited Traveler.
Impeachment of Oov. W alton Sought.
flon. It m ight he the means of sav
During the 36 years that Joseph Q tiplying rapidly In Japan. China and less.
Oklahoma C ity.— Impeachment ma
Beck was a clerk In the railway mall India, where they create new social
In g 226 00
One i»sy, his patience exhausted, he
Rungember a gun In the I chlnory of the Oklahoma house of
service between Chicago and Cleve problems almost as quickly as they discharged him.
hand I» w orth tw o In the office ot representatives was set In motion with
land, on the New York Central, he supply the local market with yarns
“W ill you give me a character?"
the Justice of the peace.
the announcement by W . D. McBee,
and fabrics.
traveled 2.1*97,000 mile», » distance
asked the laxy one.
ipeaker, of a committee of tw enty one equivalent to 120 times around the
The Industry already gives employ
The employer sat down to w rite a
T h e story of Governor W a lto n ’! house members to conduct Investlga
ment to more than 100,000 operatives noncommittal letter. His effort result
enrth. He partlcliutted In several
tlons upon which Impeachment charges
wrecks, but always esra|>ed 'njury. and lu China, and more than 290.000 opera ed as follows:
d ow nfall ran he told In three letters
would be hasod.
now deems It time tn *,,.4.
tlvea in Japan.
F ou rflftbs of the
"The bearer o f this letter has worked
— K . K. K.
Copper Nuggst of Three Tons.
workers In Japanese mills are women for n,e one week mid I h iu satisfied."
Canada’s Pulp and Pspsr.
A
massive
native
copper
nugget
the
or girls; but In China and India male
Canadian exports of paper, wood
Poi i.and
W illa m e tte Iro n Work» inilp and pulp wood for the month of largest pure metal chunk ever found,
labor is principally employed. It has
Politely Hinted.
and
weighing
more
than
three
tons,
to add 2100,000
new
equipment
long been known that the mortality
May. 11*23, were valued at S12.A21.A3fl,
“Thee w ill never visit ns again."
baa
been
offered
to
Seattle.
Wash.,
on
among Japanese spinners, especially M id the elderly Quaker to the Tlaltlng
A n nu al payroll In excess of 21.600,
in Increase of 23.838.510 as compared
from tuberculosis) Is very high. Their young man who had long overstayed
vtth May. 1922 (In which month similar condition that It he placed In Pioneer
000 w ith 1.000 workers.
hours of labor are long, and tha an his welcome. “Ob. sir, how can you
■xporfa totaled $0.268,11?), an Increase street and that the transportation he
P o rtland -Larg er! cereal cargo In
nual turnover appro»,hee 100 per cent. M y that? O f course I w ill visit you
f 22.573.985 over the A pril. 1923, Og- paid from the Copper river region.
h isto ry of this port loaded Tor O rient lu re of 2IO.tM7.A48.
Kxporta o f paper Alaska, where It was found.
»gain.” "No, my young brother, I fear
c a rry in g 13 250 long tons wheat v a l in May were valued at 28000.528 wood
Chinese In Canada.
thee w ill never visit u» again." "But.”
They're
Whets
In
the
Middle.
ued at 2735.000.
>ulp at 23.549,150 and pulp wood at
Calculations put the number of »«Id the young msn, “what makes yon
Tim
—
How
are
you
getting
along
at
<1,062.940.
Chinese in Canada today at 88000, think I still never visit yon again?*
In the U nited States the General
home while your wife's away?
against 14,600 twenty? years ago. W e ll," replied the Quaker, " I f thee
Fleet rlc Company has m anufacturing
Jim— Flue I I ’ve reached the height
These flguree hare been reeponsihlr will never go. bow caa thee ever come
p lan ts In 40 elllee nnd sales offices
of efficiency. I ran pnt on my sorts
C ity budget o f Pendleton cut $4,
for tbe Stewart bill, aiming at tbe again r
now from either end.— Loudon An
or distributors In 27 cities.
100 below 1932.
abrogation of tbe 2500 Chinese head
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