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THE HER M ISTO N H E R A LD , H ERM ISTO N, OREGON, be divided Into three different mem berships— active members, social Published every Thursday at Her. members and Junior members.— Uma mlston. Umatilla County, Oregon by tilla Spokesman. the Herald Publishing company, Inc. M. L. O’Neal, of Fort Shaw, Mont Entered as second class matter, ana, road engineer, and MesarB. Bal- December 1906 at the postoffice at dock and Kelly engineers of the slate Hermiston, Oregon. highway were experimenting on one mile of road west of town with Mr. Subscription Sates O'Neal’s method, working the road For One Year ......................... ....62.00 from a mass of loose rock on top to For Six Months .............— ___ 6100 a smooth surface, the large rocks be Payable In Advance. ing worked to the bottom and the fine gravel to he top which gives a Advertising Rates Display ...................20 Cents per Inch emooth hard surface road. Mr. O’Neal Classified or Local 10 Cents per Line appliance seemed to do the work, for First Insertion, 5 Cents for Sub and with his method of mixing a filler of gumbo or clay would give MAKE them up sequent Insertions. a loose rock surface of the other part to y o u r o r d e r . of the road, and merits a thorough MORE FARM LOANS BEING PAID test by the county and state offici THAN BEING RENEWED Any size. Any color als.— Umatilla Spokeseman. WASHINGTON—From January and any reading you to August 31 Inclusive, the War Fi nance Corporation received >118.- may choose. « 938,516 in repayment of loans ad- !♦ ♦ OREGON INDUSTRIAL ♦ vancede by it to agricultural and live REVIEW ♦ stock interests and for other purpos ♦ ♦ 4 es. During the last two weeks, of Au gust the Corporation made new loans Wheeler— Bank of Wheeler gets for agricultural and live stock pur- poseH of 6808.000. During the same charter. Has >15,000 capital stock. two weeks It received from finan Portland— Nine-story, >350,000 WE CAN MAKE cial institutions, live stock loan apartment house to be constructed. companies and cooperative farming PROMPT DELIVERY Clatskanie— Clatsop Crest park to associations the sum of >6,445,000 be built. to repay loans which were made some Gates— High School completed. time during the last year. Bend has prospects of another big mill. SOME MORE OLD ONES Highway started between Island I have heard of the local lumber City and Cove. dealer who dictated a terse and tell Hood River— >50,000 being spent ing message in which he acknowledg improving curves on Columbia high ed the receipt of a carload of knot way. holes, and instructed the shipped to WInans City— Bridgo to be built please send the knots I have heard over Hood River here. of the man who visited the insanu Klamath Falls— >30,000,000 tim asylum, and, noticing that the clock ber land deal closed. in the hall was several minutes fast, Veneta— Eugene and Western mill said to an attendant, “That clock operating. isn’t right;” and the attendant re Construction of Grants Pass Irri plied: "Of course it isn't, hat’s why gation district completed. Comprises it's here.” I have also heard of the 17,000 acres. love of praise Is generally con tramp who asked the lady for a Portland—Active building opera nected with all the finer sensibilities pieco of cake. "Cake!” echoed the tions start on Shrine hospital for of human nature. To be entirely des titute of all this puRsion betokens an woman, in surprise. "Isn't bread good crippled children. CorvalllB— Cannery uses 60,000 Ignoble mind, on which no moral im enough for you?” And the tramp re pression Is easily made; for where plied; "Ordlnurily, yes, ma’am, but cans a week and has weekly payroll there Is no desire of praise, there will this is my birthduy.” I recall the of >1,000. be no sense of reproach. But while it Amity— New electric light and is admitted to be a natural and, in story of the woman who told the new servant to put the clohes in soak power system installed. many respects, a useful principle of and of he servant returning two Eugene— New garage to be built. action, it is entitled to no more than Roseburg to get >5000 clubhouse. our secondary regard. It has Its boun hours later from a pawnbroker’s of fice with two dollars. But the best Canby—City to take over lighting | dary set, by transgressing which it Is at once transformed from an Innocent one I have heard Is on the severe- plant. Into a most dangerous passion. When Pendleton— Construction to start looklng spinster, who was standing passing its natural line. It becomes the oi, the station platform, inspecting on new hospital. ruling spirit of conduct; when the re Portland— Boberts Motor Co. to gard we pay to the opinions of men with undisguised curiosity the In genious net arrangement which is erect >28,000 garage. eneronehes on that reverence which Bandon— New hotel nssured. we owe to the voice of conscience nnd able to sweep In mail bags while the Eugene—Willamette Valley high the sense of duty, the love of praise, train Is in swift motion. "Is she work ing all right?” asked one of the of way to be surveyed from Crescent to having then gone out of Its proper place, Insteud of elevating, debuses.— ficials of the clerk. "Aye, Bill,” re Oakridge. Doctor Smith. plied the clerk. "Why do you call it ‘she’? inquired the usual athirst-for- NOT MUCH OF A SENSATION Foiling the Check Forger. Informatlon lady. "Because, madam, A branch of crime that causes great It'H a mall catcher," replied the Romantic Young Man, Looking for loss to business men Is check forgery. courteous official. Something to Happen, Received By the use of bleaching acids, ink Something of a Jolt. eradlcators and "penning,” check« IRISH EUGENICS made out for, say, >16, have been al The romantic young man had innde tered to >1,600, and cashed for this An Irishman, living In New York friends with the hotel detective early Started what promises to be a large amount. When such a swindle occurs, family. A baby came regularly every in his stay nt the hotel, and he the hank concerned 1« not responsible watched lilm most of the time, waiting year for four years and then there to see something happen. were no more. A friend said to him He was Just crossing the lobby on one day: "Pat, why Is It your wlfo his way to breakfast one morning piesentn you with no more kiddlea?” when a woman entered the door, nnd "I do not want any more, because” lie saw the detective prick up his ears said Pat, "they say every flflh baby and follow after her. born in New York Is a Jew.”—Au The romantic young man turned In Ills steps and followed, too. The wom thor Unknown. an was of middle age, well dressed, re Flip, flipper, flapper— the three spectable looking, and In the moment tlint she crossed, unconscious of her degrees. followers, all sorts of thoughts flushed through the youth's head. Women may get a permanent wavd; Perhaps she was a famous burglar! but no one gives men a permanent Perhaps she was some sort of secret ■have. agent! Perhaps— As she started to step Into the ele- vntor the detective touched her shoul ♦ ♦ der. She wheeled about sharply. “Sir?” she demanded. ♦ NEWS OF NEARBY TOWNS * Tlie detective opened his coat to ♦ ♦ allow her tils badge, nnd the romantic C. E. Glasgow Is exhibiting n large young man watted breathlessly. “I beg your pardon, madam,” said cucumber this week measuring 16 inches from tip to tip and twelve the detective, "hut It’s against the rules to have a dog In your rooms.” and one-half inches around. It The woman started, and there, peek weighs 3 pounds and 14 ocunes. This ing out from beneath her fur coat, was beats anything in line of a large cu the pink nose of u tiny poodle. cumber the gentleman from the val The romantic young man walked ley advertised recently in the Ore hack toward the dining room disgust gonian.— Boardman Mirror. edly.—New York Globe. !■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ 2ljr ^rnntaton iprralii i 2,191,200 STEPS: ■ ■ ' * Honey Labels Hermiston Herald A club has been formed by the younger set of Umnitlla under the name of the Umatilla Athletic Club. J D. Lee is president, Hugh Coulson, treasurer, and Ruby Powell, secre tary. The club has 22 charier mem bers. It Is planned to build a club house In the near future with dance floor, gym, and club rooms. The club will The next war may have Its Invisible airplanes, flying noiselessly above cities and dropping bombs and disease genus on unsuspecting Inhabitants, according to a report of the executive committee of the British parllamea- tary air committee. Recent discoveries are ssld to have made an airplane Invisible at 20,000 feet nnd mufflers hnve been devised to (nake the motors silent. DO YOU KNOW You Can Get Apple Boxes, Egg Cases and Honey Cases at TH E T U M -A -L U M LUMBER COMPANY R. A. BrowMM«. Mgr. Pho III A home scientifically planned to eliminate five steps between the frequently used rooms in 30 years saves the wife a long walk of 2,191,200 steps or 1245 miles. Built A r c h ite c tu r a lly C o r r e c t Proper planning pays—financially—but much more, in comfort, convenience, sat isfaction and pride. Yet it costa no more than the “ make-shift” method. Help in Planning Free Copyright 1921 Hart Schaffner & Marx That New Overcoat This company will gladly assist you to . plan economically, correctly and scientifi cally so that your new home will fit your “pocket-book” and yet be as efficient and as satisfactory as you would like to have it. Free to customers. $25.00 Oregon City Woolen Mills We have a few in stock arid can get more in 3 days Reliable Cleaners for the loss unless the nctiiai signature has been forged. The only method of preventing these crimes is the use of the patent check-writer, of which there ure about fifty thousand In use. The machine “shreds" the words and fig ures Into the check. Acid-proof ink in two colors is used and a check would have to be destroyed before any alter ation could oe made. The Morrls-Oaneers. In England, in medieval times, the Christian feast of Penttcost absorbed one of the summer festivals of the pagan Inhabitants of western Euro|>e. It was commonly celebrated In all parts of the country by whut was termed the Whltsun-ale, and it was a great time for the Morris-dancers, Antiquaries seem agreed that the old English Morris-dance, so great a favor ite in theMBIxteenth century, and still used, wus derived through Spain from the Moors, nnd thnt Its name in Span ish, “Morisco,” a Moor, was takeu from this circumstance. Read the Wand Ads. Inland Empire Lumber Company Phon« 331 ‘ The Yard of Beet Quality ' H. M. STRAW. MGR. Exclusive Representatives of National Builders Bureau ! ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ a ■< 4, Consider Troubles Philosophically. Brood over troubles, and the mole- I hills are soon turned into mountains; j put them out of the mind—firmly—and , they soon are relegated to the limbo J of the forgotten, where the truly wise | store all those painful memories of 1 slights, unklndnesses, of friction, of ' loss, of mistaken Judgments—bitterest i memory of all perhaps! Bury them! too deep ever to be disturbed, and you will have solved not only one great se- j cret of happiness, but the almost equally valuable one of perpetual ' youth of the body and mind, for with the destruction of the weeds of mem ory grow up fresh flowers In (lie gul den of hone.—Exchange. His Simple Plan. “How did you contrive to live so long?” asked the interviewer. “I didn't make any particular plans,” said the brisk centenarian. “No?” “I Just kept hopping out of beC every morning until lae first thing X knew I had been doing It a hundred years.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. Want. 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