The Hermiston herald., May 18, 1922, Image 4

-THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
DESTINY OF 1922
GLASS FORETOLD
SOME FAMOUS AUTHORS’ SOME
TO DOCTOR FLIVVERS
Paul Stock« rd’s Class Prophecy Tells
W hat May be Expected of
Graduating Class
FAREWELL IS BID
TO SCHOOL BOOKS
Dear Old Classmate—■
T h ir ty y e a rs a g o to d ay th e cla ss of
1922 w as g ra d u a te d from th e H e rm ­
isto n U nion H ig h School. T h e re w ere
th r e e g irls a n d n in e boys a n d It w as
th e f ir s t a n d o n e of th e best c lasses
th a t ev er g ra d u a te d f r c n II. U. II 8.
No d o u b t you w ill be In te re s te d In
k n o w in g ju s t w h e re th e old cla ss
m a te s a re a n d w h a t th e y a re doing.
D u rin g t h e p a s t y e a r 1 h a v e used
ev ery nieanH to get in to u ch w ith
th em fo r It h a d been yearn sin c e I
h a d h e a rd from som e of them .
Gwyp Uses ’Em
You re m e m b e r Gyyti H ughe-, d o n ’t
you, th e so u th paw p itc h e r in th e
school b a se b all tea m ? W ell you
know how p o p u la r he a lw a y s w as
w ith th e g irls ? W h a t do you th in k .
1 ju s t learn ed t h a t he is o w n e r a n d
m a n a g e r of a b ig m a n u f a c tu r in g
p la n t w here they m ak e p a te n t e n te r ­
ta in in g baby c a rta g e
lie re c o m ­
m e n d s th em h ig h ly for he h a s used
th em in hln ow n fam ily.
May R ogers Is s till a M iss o r you
m ig h t say a n Old M aid p o litic ia n ,
fo r she becam e p ro m in e n t in p o liti­
cal c irc le s a few y e a rs ago w h e n she
d e fea te d a m ere m an for a se a t in
C ongress and from all r e p o rts s in
w ill be n o m in a ted on th e D em o cratic
tic k e t for the p re sid en c y in th e com ­
in g e lectio n . S he is s tro n g for w o­
m en su ffe ra g e a n d a d v o c a te s th is In
a ll h e r speeches.
Dewey Payne is Famous
D ew iy P ayne lias m ade a nanu for
h im self in th e lite r a r y w orld. Hi<
poem s a n d e d ito ria ls a re read I l l -
w o rld over and enjoyed by people in
th e fo u r c o rn e rs of th e globe. He has
Doris Swayze
ta k e n up re sid en c e in H in k le w h ic h
Dewey Payne
h a s a p o p u latio n of over 5U.000 and
Harold Waterman
th e w orld I h m a k in g a b e a te n p a th
Gwyn Hughes
to h is door.
P a u l S to c k a rd
H o llis G ordon even In school w as
Mae R o g ers
n o ted for hls k in d n ess to d u m b a n ­
im a ls, so It is not s u r p r is in g Io fin d but I sh o u ld b e e v er so g lad to have
him v ery gyccessful us a v e to rin a ry you v is it me In by hom e, th e n 1
su rg e o n sp e c ia liz in g In c h lc k c.l a n d
c o u ld te ll you a ll a b o u t myHelf
deer.
W o u ld n 't we h ave a good v isit th o u g h
D oris Sw ayze o ttr sw eet voiced
ta lk in g o ver old h ig h school days.
s in g e r w ent a w ay Io college a n d took
W itte m e w hen y o u h e a r a n y th in g
sp e c ia l w ork in voice tr a in in g . She
new a b o u t o u r old c la ssm a te s.
w as called Io th e sta g e a n d soon b e ­
A ffe c tio n a te ly y o u rs,
cam e fam ous as a g ra n d o p e ra p tlm tl
P a u l S to c k a rd
donna.
You
rem em b er
S c h u m an
Ile in k t h a t fam o u s s in g e r In o u r
h ig h school days? W ell D oris nam o
now is to th e m usic w o rld w h a t
S c h u m an H olnk w as 30 y e a rs ago.
You can h - a r h e r re co rd s on th e
p h o n o g ra p h in n e a rly ev ery hom e In
th e c o u n try .
Frederic llesser
James Hall
Mathew Gordon
Aloha Hammer
Hollis Gordon
Carl Myers
today and the old school spirit bind
us together so that a passing word
or two will not shake our faith in
our fellow students.
Miss Luclle, how I would- love to
see the look In your face when at the
end of your junior year. Miss Red­
mond finds in her desk, ten pencils,
nine of which you claim were yours
originally. Please accept this In re­
turn for those borrowed from you In
your high school career. (A very
largo pencil.)
You. Grace, have cut quite a fig­
ure as a school marm. so in consider­
ation I have save 1 this for you. It Is
STUDENTS A1D FACULTY GET to be hung on the wall during times
of enjoyment and used according to
AMUSE C BEQUESTS
precedent. (A switch.)
Earl Bensel, I believe. Is somewhat
Property of Departing Senior Class ■fond of studying so to him I have the
Passed Freely A round; Teach­
honor of presenting this leather med­
al. (Marked bushwah.)
ers Are Remembered
Hugh Fraser, thinking you might
need a few pennies for seed, I have
By James Hall
L ad les a n d G e n tle m e n , M em bers of saved some hard earned ones for you.
th e F a c u lty , Fellow S tu d e n ts u n d I now trust them to your keeping
hoping that yott will start a savings
I'a ’s a n d M a's h e re p re s e n t:
How la u g h a b le It is to s ta n d h e re account with them.
Hazel, no dot bt. you have been
above Iho g re a te s t of you a n d b eh o ld
th e se a re d look on y o u r faces. D o n 't greatly worried about the amount of
look so d o w n h e a rte d I’ll go easy w ith flesh you have carried so taka this
and observe the magical effects. (A
yon.
I h av e h e re a ll s o rts of nice th in g s bottle of blueing water marked Anti-
for th e little boys a n d g irls w h o h a v e Fat.)
Mlac Brlerly, 1 have heard through
been so good th e se lo n g y e a r s of
school a n d for th e l i t t l e fre s h m e n | the darker channels thut you hav,
w ho h a v e m ade th e ii f lu n k s a n d a n some trouble making your classes
O. K. I h a v e som e sp e c ia l re m e m b r­ hear you. Please accept this and mak»
good use of it. (A Megaphone.)
ances.
These have only been a few gifts.
Before I go a n y f a r t h e r I w a n t it
u n d e rsto o d by a ll th a t th e th in g s Now we arc ready for the senior will.
We, the Class of '22 of the Herm­
w h ic h I say h e re h a v e n o th in g to do
w ith th e i li.irn e tc rs an il e v e n ts of iston Union High School, being about
y o u r life in th e school, u n d 1 hope to depart from this life, In. as we
th a t a ll p e rso n a l m alice be la id a sid e think, full possession of a sound mind
d i n in g th e b e sto w a l of th e s e l ittle do make our la: t will and testament.
p re sen ts. And d o n 't be lie v e a ll you
As to such estate as we are in own-
GLASS WILL IS
OPENED AND READ
Mathew Gordon Inventor
M a tt Got don w as of a sc ie n tific
tu r n uf m ind a n d w as a lw a y s I n te r­
e sted In new In v e n tio n s, l ie sp en t
y e a rs w o rk in g on p e rp e tu ra l m otion
but nev er q u ite succeeded. B ut he
h a s really b ro u g h t .h o n o r on h im se lf
a n d on th e class of '22 by in v e n tin g
a n a irp la n e I h a t m akes r e g u la r tr ip s
Io M ars
Alim a H am m er w as a lw ay s n very
q u iet g ill a n d o n e d a y sho grew
tire d of h e r ' ’n o isy " n a m e H am m er
a n d changed it. 8 h e n e v er w as de­
s iro u s of fam e so sh e Is c o n te n t Io
live q u ie tly as a m odel h o u se k e ep e r
a n d home m ak er a n d let fam e com e Io
th e re st of h e r classm ates.
Ja m es H all w ho used to th in k
th a t E n g lish w as th e o n ly su b je c t
w o rth stu d y in g (I suppose It w as
because lip liked th e te a c h e r so w e ll)
took a college co u rse a n d becam e a
fu llfh d g e d j.id a g o g lie ta u g h t Wa­
llah In v a rio u s school - fo r a n u m b e r
of y e a rs hut now lie Is h ead o f th e
d e p a rtm e n t in E n g lish in th e H e r m ­
iston Union Hi,"li School w h ich Is
now a enm ity h igh school a n d hail
n tu d e n ts from a ll o ver Hie c o u n ty
w ho come each m o rn in g In I h e ir a ir .
p lan e s. T he success of Hie school is
duo to th e sp len d id le a c h in g of P rof.
by new ones in a few years. They are
preparing us for the task that lies
ahead of us and are ever ready to
give advice sad Information as wo
need it. After all our trouble) In
school are small and trlffllng when
we consider the good gained as well
as the pleasure derived as we pro­
gress.
Many times have we wished that
you. grammar were never In exist­
ence. You and Latin were our worst
enemies at times. When It came to
analyzing sentences and giving the
principal parts or trying to remember
famous authors that seemed very ln-
eignlflelent to us we could only sigh
in despair and try to get by some
THEY MADE HARD WORK BUT way. It was always easy as anything
In Latin to get the Imperfect tense
imperfect but when It came to getting
WERE WORTH IT
perfect teas« perfect It was lntlrely
another question. For those who can
S. A. MILLER
Mathew Gordon Reflects Interesting­ unravel and straighten out the jungle
of words and meanings in Latin a
I heartily appreciate the expression
ly on Partir.g With Books
long step has been taken in mastering
of confidence and goodwill accorded
ordinary English.
and Studies of H. S.
me by the voters of Umatilla county
Some Hard Ones
at the 1920 election; If I am renomi­
You mathematics are one of our nated and elected, it will be my aim
By Mathew Gordon
hardest as well as the most Interest­
in the future as In the past, to rep­
The sad time has come at last for
ing subjects. Many is the head acho
us to bid farewel to our dear old
we have had trying to solve your resent the Interests of all the people
■books. We must part from our Alma
many problems and trying to under, of my district and state In a fair,
Mater and the books w e have studied
stand your mysteries.
equitable and business-like manner.
bo long.
And science you are probably one
I will ever keep In mind the Inter­
These books have stood by us
of the most fascinating subjects a ests of the tax payers, with the Idea
through all our ups and downs for
student ever undertook. Through you
, tour long yeais and better friends
we are able to learn all concerning of reducing, so far as possible, the
¡would be hard to find
constantly increasing taxes. I will
It is not hard to part with the the world and atmosphere about us.
'TIs sad but true! the time is use every endeavor to reduce the ap­
'school and the teachers or even our
drawing near when we must put propriations to the lowest minimum
, fellow students. We will be with our
school friends after we have complet­ away our dear old books and enter consistent with reasonab’e progress
and efficient administration of the
ed school days tu t alas! our dear old a new phase of life.
As we look back over our high governmental affairs of the county
books will be put a v 'y on some dus­
ty attic sh df an-' f bitten, probably school life It Is hard to realize that and state. I will strenuously oppose
never to bt lit•> gin forth again In the time Is so near when we must all needless appropriations and the
full glory to resume their old duties. part from our Alma Mater and all she creation of needless efftrers
holds so dear to our hearts.
I promise a fa! h?
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Joy and Sorrow Mixed
Let It be here highly resolved that an d business like i
After all book.; ate but the work of
men and are of ¡hoi duration. They what we have gotten from our books duty.
are tull of tr.mh.i ano sorrow for tl-d shall not be in vain but leave pleas­
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¡student that undertakes to fatho.n ant memories to abide with us and
their depths. They come forth as iho help to help us onward and upward
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flowers of spring only to be replaced in the pathway of life.
future president of the student body,
Irwin »hotwell the “Key to Success."
We hereby constitute and appoint
Zupt. A. C. Voelker as the sole eae-
lutor of this our last will and testa-
nent.
In witness where of we, the Class
->f '22, the testators have to thia our
ant will and testament, set our hand
and seal this 19th day of May.
The Claaa of 1922
'li.any prophet it s have been made, we
■will this little package, thinking It
might come in handy soon. (Set of
toy dishes.)
To Lum Rlu a we will Mae Roger's
continual gossip, expecting him to
keep it shining.
As we have heard that Napoleon’
Nedau was very fond of candy wc,
will him this “all day sucker.”
To Paul Sharpenburg we bequeath
some of Dewey Payne's winning looks
and ways.
To Phyllis Dyer we will this patent
hair curler, which was originally the
property of Frederic HesRer.
Aloha Hammer’s meekness we will
to Mabie Brown.
To Irwin Shotwell we bequeath. In
considering his past activities, this
spoon.
Hollis Gordon’s ability to turn the
joke on the teacher wc will to Kreta
Fox.
I To Margaret Neary we will somo
<if Hesser'a winning ways, to be used
freely.
Paul’s ability to handle affaire we
will to Zona Bensel, who may mako
good use of them as she is vice-preal-
dent under "Shotty.”
We have here a book entitled
"Love Letters” and being in a quand­
ary as to who needed It most we fin­
ally decided to will it to Mabie Brown
To Fern Wilson we bequeath Doris
Swayzc’s “art of flirtation."
To Mr. Voelker we will aome of
Gwyn Hughes' nice curly hair.
As M iss Redmond is so fond of giv- :
lng ten minute quizes we will her all |
this surplus quiz paper.
To John Haddox we bequeath Har- (
old's ability to "rush the faculty" j
hoping it comes in handy In the fu- ;
ture.
A Vote For
L. L. MANN
FOR REPRESENTATIVE
Means a Vote For
LOWER TAXES
Fewer Appropriations, and a General Reduction
of Exposees in the State’s Government
(Paid Adv.)
Hall.
It's Admiral Hcsscr Now
Of course you rem em b er F re d e ric
lle s s e r, w ho w as such a d ig n ifie d
p e rso n ag e w hile in h ig h school. Up
< n leaving he e n te re d A nnapolis, a n d
a f te r four y ears w as g ra d im le d . E n ­
te r in g the navy.- he a d v an c ed s te a d i­
ly u n til he Is uiiw R ear A dm iral In
th e recent w ar w ith M exico, th e h o l t - '
o r of w in n in g th e b a ttle of T eliunn
tep ee w as due Io A dm iral lle ss e r'»
s tr a te g y . T h ro u g h I l l s b r illia n t m a n ­
euver: he won th e b u ttle w ith o u t I l l s
loss of a a l n g l “ m a n .
H arold W a te rm a n
lias becom e
e ronilneiU In th e n ieeh n n leal w orld
a s a d o c to r of fliv v e rs w h ich have
a tta in e d a very h ig h s ta le o f d e v e l­
o pm ent since o u r h igh school days
F B v v eis from all over the w orld a re
r e n t to h ls hop to cure th e a il m e n t ,
v lileh a rc beyond tin- pow er of o rd ln -
I ry m eelianli ■; to c u re
He seem s to
h av e a stip er-liu n ian pow er over th em .
Ho does none of th e w ork h im self ,
ns a ll he needs Io do Is to pill hls
e a r close io th e e n g in e a n d he enn
li i a te th e ailm en t a t o nce m erely by
th e so u n d s he h e ars.
b e a r in th is nd'lreaa.
A Horse Heaven F inner •
F ellow s tu d e n ts , I d o n 't w a n t a n y
C a rl M yers a lw ay s claim ed Io h*
a fa rm e r and h e h a s been e n d e a v o r­ of you In th in k t h a t I h a v e b een
ing Io succeed fo r th e pa; t 30 y e a is. severe w ith you a n d used th e se g ift»
H e 1» now o w n e r a n d m a n a g e r of a for som e p e rso n a l re aso n s. I h a v a my
r'O eh ra n c h In Ilo rse H eavi n. He d u ty to p e rfo rm a n d I'm g o in g
rn e n d s m ost of h ls tim e tr a d in g th ro u g h w ith It. so lay a sid e a ll h a rd
h o rses and geeme to r e t a g re a t deal fe elin g a n d jo in w ith m e In th e s p ir it
of th e m om ent.
of e n jo y m e n t from h ls w ild life.
I haven't much to ra y for myself
Lot the spirit of fun reign with us
C. K. CRANSTON
Present Count, Treeeurer
Candidate for Republican Noeoiaetion
County Treasurer
HALL
FOR GOVERNOR
A vote for Senator Charles Hall, of Marshfield
A competent accountant
with 29 years bank experi­
ence.
Appointed treasurer while
a deputy in the office.
Coot Bay, Oregon, is a direct vote for
LOW ER TAXES
If elected, Charles Hall will put into operation
the Illinois System, namely, 10 commissions to
Resident of Pendleton for
26 years.
Student Body Officer«
ershlp of we dispose of as follows:
To the freshman class we will the
haby bolt la which we hop«- will come
In handy.
To the Sophomore class we be­
queath our pull with the faculty and
our executive ability.
To the Juniors we will the senior
coraor.
• To Melba Cal’aban about whom
i
To Mac Myers we will thia powder!
puff as wc have noticed she has great
trouble in applying the ghostly Stull. ;
Gwyn Hughes’ "waya with the
girls" we will to Alton Hooker.
To Elsie Parker we bequeath these
extra quality, oversize rata.
To the Junior class president we
will the "Glass Kewpie" to be handed
down through ages.
Last of all and beet wq will (p the
mu the State Government, instead of the 70
ntssions now functioning
L i f e l o n g R e p u b lic a n ,
He stands for a
W H Y E X P E R IM E N T
WI m x T w K m i
QxafiM?
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Road the Wand Ada.
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