The Hermiston herald., January 12, 1922, Image 4

THE
H E EM IST O N
HERALD, HERM ISTON, OREGON.
page leader and thank the host for
We gather from the various out-
the report.
givings of her diplomats that China
Finally, all three, preacher, teacher regards the disarmament conference
Published every Thursday at Hermiston, Umatilla C ounty, Oregon, in the heart of Eastern
and editor, are called hence, and as something that is Intended to
Oregon’s great irrigated alfalfa fields, by the Herald Publishing Company.
again the latter is le f f ’outside” but bring order out of chaso.—Labor
BERNARD MAINWARING, EDITOR
not In the cold.
■ (Washington, D. C.)
imoh , e l th e poeioOloe at H e r a ia t o e . Oregon
E n te red as ,seoon<l-<*laM m a t er U « e m b e r
Thus it ever has beeen the great
The stir in Ulster is pronounced.—
servant of the public, the foremost
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promoter of good Institutions, Justice
and
right,
the
leading
public
benefac-
Washington
version: Discussion is
FARE-WELL FOR SIX WEEKS
and moral developer of the child and
tor,
the
newspaper,
has
been
served
jjje
tetter
of
valor.—
Brooklyn Eagle,
The editor of The Herald left Wed- ^outh, the newspaper, while first
“cold sholder" and lemons by the
nesday morning for San Francisco comes last. It is the servant of both bushel by the very ones most bene-
Success is getting what you want;
where he will take a six weeks’ course
school and the church in the tor- fited by Its sacrifice and labor. So happiness is wanting what you get.
in the Mergenthaler linotype school. J warding of the things they stand for
it will ever be. “Isn’t is a grand and — New York American.
While he is away the business of and- further, is the civic and commer-
glorious
feeling?”
i-
Evidently Germany expects to find
the office will be cared for by the cial heart of the community.
The
minister
is
usually
furnished
solace in the philosophy of can’t.—
present force, Mr. Jay and .Mr. Up­
ham who will be assisted by Miss a "home” and an "office” and is paid SOMETHING FOR THE FARMER Norfolk Virginian-Pilot.
Condon Globe-Times
Mary Curry who will keep the books a living or liberal salary, also. Thi3
Ths farmer who has poultry, cows,
When the cost (40,000,000 we
and Miss Myrtle Silvey who will is true with the teachers except the
gather news items. Both the young home, while with the publisher it is pigs, horses, potatoes, fruit, or other know why they call them "capital
another story—he must invest from products for sale should advertise gjjjpg.”—Columbia Record.
ladies will work part time only.
The editor asks that the customers (3.000 to (6,000 in equipment, pay Just as other successful businessmen
Looks as if the dogs of war are go­
and friends of the paper make a office and house rent, bear the whole advertise. Farmers’ advertising, to
special effort to turn in news items expense of the undertaking without be successful, must be done liberally ing to have their puppies drowned.—
and intelligently. As fin illustra­ Chicago Journal of Commerce.
o f interest and to co-operate in eveiy asslstance from the outside and If he
tion of the kind of advertising that
way with those in charge who we makes over and above hls expenses a
It is proposed to give Germany ad­
doesn’t pay, one of the best farm pa
believe will put out u good and cred- “laboring man’s salary,” he wears a
ditional time to pay it with promises.
pers
prints
the
following:
grin
that
will
not
come
off.
yet,
lie
ituble paper.
"John Smith, having ten very fine — Boston Transcript.
is a much a public institution and
public benefactor as either of the Holstein cows, and being nearly out
About all a reasonoble pedestrian
of feed, ran this ad In his tearhy
CHURCH. SCHOOL, NEWSPAPER others named, if not mors.
can
hope for now is to be injured on­
La Forge (Wis.) Enterprise
The dignity of the position of the town paper:
FOR SALE— Ten cows. Pi Ice rea­ ly slightly.—Ohio State Journal.
We chanced to ask the principal of minister and teacher “gets them by”
a local school this question, ‘‘For the without much criticism, at least of sonable. John Smith, Plodtown.
Then Smith sat down and watt-
good and best interest of a commun­ the kind that hurts financially, while
4.
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ity, what three institutions are the editor gels hls from all sides and ed. There was nothing arousing, or ♦
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first?"
interesting, or attractive, or appeal­
is boycotted by the foolish.
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ing
in
that
ad.
Moreover,
it
didn’t
He replied: "The church, the
The preacher and teacher are in­
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school and the newspaper.”
vited guests at all social functions tell the facts what farmers wanting •> <• ❖ ♦ ❖ ❖ •> ❖ ❖ ❖
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He was exactly correct and this is given by the best (or codfish) society to buy cows wanted to know, A few
why. The church has to do with the the editor must be content if slighted, letters came to John, everyone of
New Year’s calls wi'l never go out
spiritual and social uplift of human­ but is expected to write the event up them asking questions. Some of them of fashion while there are bill coilect-
ity, the school is a mental, physical In an enlarged and beautiful flrst- desired to know what was the matter ors fO make them.—Grant County
with the cows he was trying to sell Journal.
■ " ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ i iB B a g a g a B a B g a a B B B m H a ii w “reasonably.” John had to write |
The ex-kaiser is again a grandpai-
back answers to all the questions.
Meanwhile the feed gave out and ent. By way of compensation, per­
John had to sell in desperation for haps, since he is no longer grand in
less than two-thirds the value to a | any other respect.—Weston Leader.
neighbor who knew his predicament.”
Last week we printed Henry Bob-
Tom Jones, a neighbor of John
ell’s
name "Bobew.” It is a poor edit­
Shith, also had ten Holsteins, and
like his friend Smith, was short on or who can’t manage to get two items
feed, so he advertised his ccws in his out of one.— Waldport Pacific Herald
county seat paper like this:
Mary Pickford and Doug Fairbanks
FOR SALE—Ten heavy producing are going to make their home In !*
grade Holstein cows, five years old.
France, Charlie Chaplin in England
Price (100 each. Fresh in September
*
You who have been waiting for lower prices
Now can’t someone persuade “Fatty”
Forced to sell on account of feed
and the Sennett girls to go to the
■a before you laid that hardwcod floor, renewed
shortage. Tom Jones, Peptown.
South Sea Islands?—Aurora Observer
Within
a
week
Tom
received
sever­
■ those old walls and ceilings, re-roofed the house
al offers to buy— right off the bat—
Some of the economists worry
JJ or barn, or built the garage—this message is
provided, of course, that the cows about the waste of evergreen trees
were Just as represented.
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directed to you.
in using them for hanging present?
The farmers who read his ad did­ on. These irreconcilables have only
a
Do you know that lumber and building
n't have to ask questions for it told to know that these trees have or.ly
material prices are down 50 per cent?
all they wanted to know, and they one chance in a hundred of making a
made their offer while the matter was raon8ter growth, and it will be real-
Do you know that you can repair or re-
fresh in their minds.
| ized that thinning of the growth is
model cheaper than at any time in the past ffve
Now Jone's ad cost, perhaps half a beneficial.— Harney County News,
years?
dollar more than Smith’s, but Tom
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got (1000 for his cows while Smith
Last Friday several Carlton Ore-
Do
you
realize
that
every
day
you
wait
not
a
got
but
(600
for
his.
goniar.s
took advantage of the snow,
a
only inconveniences you but cost you real money?
Smith’s ad was neither well writ- and hitched their horses to the old
a
a
ten nor adequate. Such advertising bob-sleds for a real sleigh ride. Mr. j
Building material prices may come down
a
may not pay, but intelligent, attract- and Mrs ,W. D. Pierson were among
a
more—we think not—but every day you delay
tve advertising of honest products item , and picked oUr family up en
a
in getting the new garage deprives you of the
a
pay—always.
route. They all seemed to enjoy the
a
Users of classified advertising outing and were even heard compli-
use
of
it,
and
causes
you
to
pay
out
money
for
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should not be miserly with their tnentlng the weather man!—Carlton
garage rent.
words. In the long run, a com- . .Sentinel,
a
plcte description is the cheapest.
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Every day you delay roofing the barn and
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the home, makes your property more liable to
damage from storm. Every day you put off in­
side repairs the trouble increases and the total
expense becomes greater.
Do your repairing and remodeling at the
present bargain prices and get the benefit now.
Come in today and let us figure your job.
Begin getting the benefit now.
Plan 1 his W inter
BUILD IN THE SPRING
All indications show that
lumber prices have reach­
ed rock bottom. There
are so many new homes
needed that it is only rea­
sonable to expect build­
ing costs to increase w ith
spring demand.
Select a deàign for your new ' o
tract for the material i o\
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as the weather w 1 * ». i
e tl e con­
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DEALERS IN GRAIN AND FEED
Zulu Noble, Now Bootblack In Cali­
fornia, Discard« Ancient Privi­
lege to Become Citizen.
“Tt Is my Intention to renounce for­
John Barleycorn will not give up ever all allegiance and fidelity to any
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the sip.—Greenville Piedmont,
foreign priqee, potentate, state or sov­
ereignty, and particularly to King Bogo
Hurrah! The dogs of war have all
of Zululand, South Africa."
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been disposed of 6ut details.— Manila
If you should ever happen to meet,
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Bulletin.
as you go to and fro In the earth and g
W ith tw o big orfi:es
We don’t agree with the state­ ! walk up and down in It, a very dark
PENDLETON and PORTLAND
gentleman, tall, short, fat, lean—any
ment that prohibition is a Joke; it's kind of a very dark gentleman—with
Is prepared to handle the business of
a business.—Columbia Record.
large round holes In the upper parts J
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a
Eastern Oregon better than ever before
of
hls
ears,
try
to
remember
what
it
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R. A. Brownson, Manager
A moratorium is what results when
Phone 111
! Is that a plain, ordinary American
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Our Specialties
payable debt.—Boston Herald.
I expectedly meets up with one of the
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Farms,
Mills,
Camps,
Hotels, Garages, Etc.
There is so much propaganda we royal family of Zululand, observes the
New York Sun.
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.
We
Negotiate
Leases
and Rentals
don’t know whether the Russians are
For those holes In the upper part of 2
W ire Rush O rders at OurfFspens«
tottering or tittering.—Columbia the ears—the upper part, mind you—
We seem to be featuring Home Manufactured
Record.
ace one of the royal prerogatives in B Portland Office
Pendleton O ffice
115 E. W e b b St.
King Bogo’s realm. The dark-meated B 14 N. Second St.
Products just now and in order to be
What stunned those delegates, clansmen of the plain plug variety are
Phone 676
Tb« sely Ewgleyaeat Officc is Euters Orrgeo witk Coassctisaa ia Psrtiaad
probably, was the proposition to pre­ allowed to bore holes only in the low­
loyal to this plan we offer you
vent war by agreeing to scrap.— Man- er portions of their ears.
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tin Bulletin.
But there is one member of the
royal family of Zululand who will lake
The League of Nations is disposed no more pride In having large round
Io show some regret that the general holes In hls hearing apparatus. Hls
Idea of world peace could not be name is Musa, or “Oman" Brynrn, and
hls declaration, which stands at the
copyrighted.—Washington Star.
head of this Item, was ntndl the other
The Mexicans have discovered that day before Naturalization Clerk J. J.
they ran kill us off quicker by selling Kingston of Oakland, Cal.
Has probably frosted your radiators and water
Musa Bryam says he Is a son of
us booze than by Insurrecting all the
jackets
Fnndy Bryam, once a king of the
time.—Columbia Record.
for your hot cakes
Zulus, and a nephew of King Bogo,
LET ME REPAIR THEM FOR YOU
Secretary Mellon has made il pos­ the present ruler. He left Zanzibar. I
sible to buy a (25 thrift bond for South Africa, In 1SO4, when he was
W e W e ld Anything bat thn Break of Day**
(20. but he does not advise where fifteen years old, and rente to Oak­
the (20 may be procured.—Pitts, land, where he became a prize fighter,
and Is now working ns a bootblack,
Two door«mat
burg Gazette-Times.
Ore. Hdwe Co.
lie Is married and proudly tmnals that
Oro. Hu wo. Co.
Made by W. J. Logan
Guaranteed quality
There Is a bill in the House that hls wife, Louisa, was bom In Texas.
King Bogo of Zululand has Inst a
may limit the purchase of luxuries.
Incidentally there are bills being subject, and Uncle Sam has gnlned
Seventeen-Pound Trout?
Ancient Signs Asked V e ts *
one, slightly damaged, it's true, but
presented In lots of other houses that one who alma to shine.
Trout vary greatly within the
The use of chalked Instead of print-
may have the same effect.— Manila
•pecle», aerordlng to the nature of the ed notices for advertisement and po»
Bulletin.
«•aters they Inhabit, the variations fitiesl propaganda has indent proew-
Bilious Headache
being manifested In their color, size, dent as the "grefiiU" of Pompeii Bt>
General Wood reporta that the
When you have a severe headache, form and fin development, says the test
There we find in red letters
Philippines are not yet ready for In­ a disordered stomach and constipa­ American Forestry Maraslne. As te painted on the wills that “the her»
dependence. King George III felt tion, take three of Chamberlain's their weight. Mr. Hallock, a famous tier. Wish to have Trehlns as sedlie"
T he lie s t o f Good Service“
the same way about hls American Tablets. They will correct the dis­ American fisherman. Halms to hare or that -the fruit sellers wish sm
colonies back In ITT*.— Nashville orders of the liver and bowels, effect­ known of one that weighed seventeen nonius Priarus for ths daomvtrat*"
pounda, while as a rule they do he«
Southern Lumberman.
ually curing the headache.
nin over three or four pounds.
Waut Ads Bring Recults
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PIONEER EMPLOYMENT CO.
TUM-A-LUM LUMBER COMPANY
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Home Made
Son gh um
$1 .25 for 5 lb. can
Try a can
Hermiston Produce &
Supply Co.
T h e C o ld W e a t h e r
FLOYD KNERR