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The present world war has brought about much demand for military
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We have heard much about the efficiency of the Germans during this
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is nineteen years old. All the military training that he receives in the
grammar school and high schools is play and gymnastics.
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“Why all this cry for thin watches?”
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Present Style.
“I always call a spade a spade.”
“Well, just now it’s not what you’re
calling one, but if you’re using one
that matters.”—Exchange.
Both Waiting.
“Is your husband up yet?” inquired
the early morning caller.
“I guess he is,” replied the stern
woman at the door.
“Well, I’d like to say a few words
to him------ ”
“So would I. He hasn’t come home
yet”—Boston Transcript.
Literary Inspection.
She—I am tired of this manul labor
of cleaning house. Did you look into
that vacuum cleaner proposition?”
He—Yes; there’s nothing in it
Naturally.
“What did he do when yon told him
he hadn’t put a good face on the mat­
ter?”
“He changed countenance.”
Not Always.
“Like produces like.”
“Don’t you think that short rations
produce some tall thinking?” — Ex­
change.
A Wise Answer.
She (fishing for a proposal) — Do
you ever find yourself hard up for
words?
He—No, darling, but I’m far too
hard up to express them.—-Exchange.
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We need so much in the flush of youth
When the heart is pulsing with life’s
rich tide; .
We long for beauty and love and truth
With a hunger and thirst unsatisfied.
We toll for fame and we grasp at power.
Our souls are attuned to the world’s
mad strife.
All heaven and earth seem our rightful
dower—
For we need so much in the rush of
life.
We need so little when life Is done
And the spirit soars from its chrysalis;
From our careless Angers, one by one.
Drop the useless treasures we shall not
miss.
The glitter of gold, the hoarded heap
Of prizes and praises so hardly won.
We will barter them all for a dreamless
sleep—
For we need so little when life is done!
—Ida Goldsmith Morris.
Japanese Form Unions and
Will Demand Higher Wages.
A Practical Choice.
"The boys have taken to runnin' au­
tomobiles since prohibition struck
Crimson Gulch,” remarked Bronco Bob.
“Do you approve of the change?”
“Yes. As between alcohol an’ gaso-
Une, give me gasoline. You can get
just as reckless an’ excited an’ you
don’t have to upset your system by
swallowing it.”
HERMISTON,
OREGON.
Of course they must have time for
romping and playing, for no child can
be truly happy unless he has a full
share of play, but his good times
should not by any means intrude on
his studies.
A wise mother is she who keeps in
touch with her children’s school work,
who calls on their teachers occasion­
ally for a friendly chat. By so doing
she knows to a certainty how her lit­
tle ones are progressing, and If they
lose enthusiasm she encourages them
to better efforts.
Children who are started right at
home always make a good showing In
school, and the mother who hopes to
see her child advance along education­
al Unes must, without a question, co­
operate with his teacher.—Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
An Emergency.
“There’s some­
DONT SEE
thing wrong with
WhAT You
this emergency kit
I bought of you
yesterday,” said
the woman.
“What’s wrong
with it?” asked
the clerk.
“Why, my hus­
band looked in It
for a nail to use
in place of a sus­
pender button and
he couldn’t find
one.”
FISHING
TACKLE
TWO STARS HAVE NEVER
BEEN WITH WINNING TEAM
Joe Jackson end Welter Johnson Have
Not Had Chance to Break Into a
World’s Series.
The two stars who are active In the
game today and who have never been
with a winning team are Walter
Johnson, for yenrs conceded to be the
best pitcher in the American League,
Did He Kias Mamma?
“He was Just about to kiss me when
mamma came into the parlor.”
“And he didn’t kiss you?”
“No ; he changed his mind.”
“Oh, then he knew why your mother
came into the room?"
To Be Sure.
“We can all do something to help.”
“Yes, those who can't do anything
else can sit bsck and advise the rest.”
Hand-Made Lace of Paraguay.
Among the “cottage” industries of
Paraguay Is the manufacture of a lace
called “nanduti” (from the Guaranian
word meaning web). The articles pro­
duced. which are all made by hand. In­
clude parasol covers, handkerchiefs,
doilies, boleros, mantillas, table mats,
shawls, edging and Insertion. The ar­
ticles most popular with foreigners are
parasol covers, mantillas, dotlies, hand­
kerchiefs and mats, these being mede
of silk or very fine cotton thread.
These laces appear to be superior in
quality and design to similar laces
Joe Jackson.
made in the Canary Islands and Mex-
and
Joe
Jackson,
the hard hitting out­
ico.
The lece le usually sold by peddling fielder.
it from house to house, end has never
The case of Johnson Is much the
been exported to eny important de- same as that of Rucker. Even when
the Senators were down among the
gree.
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You cannot get over the shock you
had today when your demure little
daughter turned on yon defiantly and
glared at you when you suggested she
do a certain thing distasteful to her.
You met the situation by glaring
back, didn't
you?—and
perhaps,
threatened to whip her if she were
not more obedient.
Ever since then you have been won-
dering where she got that wicked ex-1
pression in her eyes.
As you thought about it your face
took on the same look, and you have
Just realized that that Is the way you
often look at her when she disobeys
you.
You have nagged her for days try­
ing to correct a trivial but disagree­
able failing.
You never thought of how you have
looked to her as you fussed and fumed
and raved and ranted at each recur­
rence of her disobedience.
Have you ever controlled yourself
when you talked to the child on the
subject?
Never let your face take on an ex­
pression that you would be ashamed
to see reflected in your daughter.
Children are Imitators.
Control
yourself.—Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Some Things That Are New
Clockwork within the body of a de­
coy duck of French invention makes
it swim with its feet In a lifelike
manner.
The use of springs is done away
with In a new cord operated device
for opening and closing transoms, win­
dows or shutters.
Chilean investigators have found a
number of deposits of petroleum In
Bolivia of sufficient promise to war­
rant development.
Taking current from a light socket,
an electrically-driven shoe-cleaning
and polishing machine for home use
has been invented.
An Iowa Inventor's automobile seat
also serves as a trunk and is so mount­
ed that it can be lifted against a steer­
ing wheel to prevent a thief moving a
car.
An American army officer has in­
vented a hemp bag in which water for
soldiers can be sterilized with hypo­
chlorite of calcium and cooled by evap­
oration at the same time.
Naturalists in Argentina are trying
to And out whether the wild horses of
that country are descended from those
imported by Spanish conquerors or of
prehistoric origin.
Agricultural and commercial unions
are forming in many parts of Japan.
One of the most noticeable results of
the European war is the advancement
in geographical and commercial knowl­
edge acquired by the working people
from the newspapers. They have im­
proved to a remarkable degree in In­
formation about the rest of the world.
Prior to the war, the laboring classes
knew almost nothing about the rest of
The Same Argument.
the world. Due to the enterprise of the
“I don’t see why you complain about Japanese journals in chronicling the
fhe size of my bill,” said the doctor. progress of events, the entire popula­
“It’s not as big as it might have been." tion is fully informed.
“That's all right,” replied the man.
The Japanese people have become
“I wasn't as sick as I could have been cosmopolitans, says the East and West
either.”
News. They are contented, because
plenty of work offers ; but they have
Past Experience.
learned about the wages paid in other
“Here the government says married parts of the world for labor similar to
men are not exempt from war."
theirs and are very likely, after the
"Humph ! Every married man who war, to insist on higher wages. Opin­
ever tried to boss his wife knows ion is general that skilled workmen in
that”
Japan will Insist on better remunera­
tion.
Some Wrestler.
Hence the Delay.
“I see they’ve stopped boxing."
“Where’s Peggy?”
The Wise Mother.
“Yep.”
“Oh, she’s upstairs, dressing.”
“I hope they won't stop wrestling.”
“Well, what makes her so long?”
Every mother should by tact and
“Why?”
“Oh, she bought one of those combi­ kindness try to bring out the best that
“If they do I’ll have to give up my
nation suits, and I guess she’s forgot­ is in her children, for she and she
car. I have to wrestle with It every
ten the combination.”
alone understands their temperament. day.”
IF You
The Cooler for
HotjWeather
Is In the Bottle!
last clubs In the American League
Johnson pitched a caliber of ball that
made him stand out more prominently
and above the pitchers whc were on
winning teams. It has often been re­
marked that had Johnson been with
the Cubs, Giants, Tigers or Athletics
when those teams were winning pen-
nants he would have established some
pitching records that would have stood
for all time.
And Joe Jackson has been prevented
from playing In a world's series be­
cause he happened to be under con­
tract to the hard-luck Cleveland team
up to last year. There is still a
chance for Jackson realizing his ambi­
tion, as he is now with a team that
has been In the thick of the pennant
race for two seasons, and Joe should
be good for several more years before
he starts on the path which all playera
eventually travel—backward.
As for Johnson, there are at least
four clubs in the American League
that are so far ahead of the Senators
that Walter will have little opportu­
nity of getting into a world's series
unless he Is disposed of to another
club, or unless Clark Griffith becomes
a miracle man and puts over an un­
expected winning combination.
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Facts in Figures.
Wilkes-Barre, Pa., street rail-
way strike cost $5,000,000.
United States has 50,000 for­
mer citizens In allied armies.
New York produces 600,000,-
000 gallons of sewage every 24
hours.
In 20 years, 90.000 trespassers
have been killed on American
railways.
New York state has 22,000,000
acres of farmland, only 8,250,-
000 under cultivation.
United States produced 1,982,-
385 tons of phosphate rock In
1916, valued at $5,896,992.
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“What is the occupation of the old
“I declare it is simply outrageous
man who Is always asking at the li­ all they demand of women.”
brary for books on Indians and Egypt-
“What’s the matter now?”
Ians and Orientals and the like?”
“On one hand, they are calling on
“He gives peopletips on the races.” women to come to the front, and the
next minute they want them to work
A Still, Small Voles.
hard in their back yard.”
“Our friend, Henry Peck, says he
has a voice in the management of his
Education.
household.”
“Your boy Josh continues to interest
“Yes, just a voice. That's all his himself in football.”
wife allows him.”
“Yes,” replied Farmer Corntassel.
“When he gets to explainin’ philo­
Widespread Use of English.
sophy an’ mathematics I have to quit.
Of all the letters that pass through But when he talks football, I can un­
the post offices of the world two-thirds derstand every word he says.”—Wash­
are written by and sent to people who ington Star.
speak English.
Just for a Change.
Just in His Line.
Crawford— The janitor of our flat is
“My sculptor friend can’t do any- going to give an entertainment.
thing at all with his backyard vege­
Crabahaw—For your sake, I hope it
tables”
will be a housewarming.—Judge.
“That’s odd.
A sculpter, of all
men, ought to be able to carve out
Not Being Done.
success from a model garden.” — Ex.
He—What did you think of the play?
She—It wasn’t true to life.
Woof! Woof!
He—How so?
She—Well, the wife continually asks
Percival—Will you be annoyed if I
for money, and gets it.—The Lamb.
enjoy a weed in your presence?
Patience—Not at ail. I look at to­
Misleading Influence.
bacco in the same light as hay. I
don’t eat it myself, but I like to see
“Do you think a sensation reformer
others enjoy it.—The Punch Bowl.
does any harm?”
“No,” replied Senator Sorghum.
“But he is liable to cause a number of
individuals disappointment by making
them think it doesn’t require any tspe-
cial gifts to charm a crowd.”
With the Fingers!
Says Corns Lift Out
Without Any Pain
Don't Rock the Boat.
“They say there’s a great wave of
prosperity sweeping over the country.”
“Guess that’s right! I know it takes
You reckless men and women who all I can earn to keep from being
are pestered with corns and who have swamped.”—Boston Transcript
at least once a week invited an awful
Sympathetic.
death from lockjaw or blood poison
are now told by a Cincinnati authority
“I haven’t had a bite for two days,”
to uae a drug called freesone, which whined the tramp.
the moment a few drops are applied
“Neither have I,” responded the
to any corn or callous the soreness is
relieved and soon the entire corn or summer boarder.
“Rotten fishing around here.”—
callous, root and all, lifts off with ths
Louisville Courier-Journal.
fingers.
Freesone dries the moment it Is ap­
plied, and simply shrivels the corn or
Doesn’t Have to Buy Grain.
callous without inflaming or even Ir­
Teacher—Thirty-three eggs at 35
ritating the surrounding tissue or cents a dozen is what?
skin. A small bottle of freesone will
Pupil—Outrageous, pa saya.—Ex.
cost very little at any of the drug
stores, but will positively rid one’s
Sense of Neatness.
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hardened callous. If your druggist
“ Dosen’t it annoy you to be obliged
hasn’t any freesone he can get It at to get under your automobile and try
any wholesale drug house for you.
to adjust the mechanism?”
“No,” replied Mr. Chuggins, “I
Life as An Inspiration.
don’t mind that part of it.
But I
There Is no greater Joy than the feel­ don’t think it’s right for my wife to
ing that some act of ours has inspired make me stay there in hiding till dark
another to be brave and strong. One so that people can’t see how mussed
of the beautiful things about right do­ up I am.”—Washington Star.
ing is that It is Inspiration to others.
No life is a real success which has not
The Lack.
scattered inspiration all along the way.
“There does not seem to be so much
—Girls’ Companion.
enthusiasm about baseball this year.
How is it?”
Important Possession.
“Well, you see, men being in de­
A boy may think he owns nothing In mand and in a way scarce, fans can’t
the world, but here he is mistaken. He afford to kill the umpires.”—Balti­
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