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law yer, b u tto n in g h is coat ab o u t him
and p u ttin g on his gloves, “you had
b e tte r plead g u ilty an d th ro w your­
self on th e mercy of th e c o u rt."
T he T eacher T au g h t.
" I ’d do i t if you say so, sir. W hat
ISS NIXON, a ch arm in g society a re you going to ch arg e me fo r the
girl, had spent th e en tire sum ­ ad v ice?”
m er in try in g to elevate th e
“Two d o lla rs.”
Simple country people w ith whom sh e
w as boarding. W hen she was ab o u t
G ra n d m o th e r 's S to ry .
to leave she s a id :
Two old ladies w ere once ta lk in g
“ Good-by, Mr. Ingersoll. I hope of how sm all babies som etim es are
m y visit here h a s n 't been en tirely w hen they a re born. One old lady
w ith o u t good re su lts."
said, com placently:
"S a rtin n o t,” replied th e old farm ­
“W hen I w as born, I was so sm all
e r; “y o u ’ve le a rn t a heap since you
you could p u t me in to a q u a rt ta n k
firs t com e; but, by neck, you was ard and sh u t d aoun th e lid.
ab o u t th e g reen est one we ever had
And th e o th e r old lady said, as­
on our h an d s."
to u n d ed : “ W ’y, d id— you— liv e?’’
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And th e firs t old lady said:
Such a Com pact.
"T hey say I did, an d grow ed nice­
" 'Ullo, Mrs. M u rp h y !” cried Mrs.
P in k e r to h er neig h b o r at B olton’s ly."
. . .
C ourt. “ W hy, you looks quite festive
E n titled to a D oubt.
today. W o t’s u p ? "
One aftern o o n a m an ram bled Into
"W o t? ’A in’t you ’ea re d ? ” ex­ th e grocery sto re an d in ab o u t two
claim ed th e excited Mrs. M urphy
m in u tes his fine >7 tro u sers had
“ My son com es o u t to d ay ."
wiped up a la rg e q u a n tity of fresh
“T oday? I th o u g h t th e judge gave
paint.
*im seven y e a rs!”
" I t ’s y o u r own f a u lt! ” unsym pa­
“ Yes, b u t th e y 're lettin* ’im o u t th etically declared th e grocerym an.
tw o years e a rlie r 'cos h e ’s be’aved
“ D idn’t you see th a t sign, ‘F resh
hisself so w ell.”
P a in t’?”
Mrs. P in k e r held up h er hands In
“ Yes, of course I d id !" was th e
p ious approbation.
peevish response of th e other. “ But
“ W ell!” she gasped. "A nd w hat a
I d id n ’t believe l t l "
com fort It m ust be to you, Mrs. Mur­
“ D idn’t believe i t ! ” said th e gro-
phy, to 'ave such a splendid so n !’
cerym an, w ith a puzzled expression.
Stories With a Smile
M
"W as th e re any reason why you
sh o u ld n 't have believed i t ? ”
"B efore I agree to u n d erta k e your
Y es,” quickly responded th e man.
defonse,” said th e em inent crim inal “T h ere isn’t a day th a t I d o n ’t come
law yer, "you will have to tell me the In th is sto re and see som ething
w hole tru th . Did you embexzle the m arked ‘F re sh ’ th a t Isn ’t fre s h .”
1100,000 you are accused of having
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ta k e n ? ”
T he L ast S traw .
‘‘Yes, s ir,” replied th e accused
One day a S cottish boy an d an
m an. " I ’ll n o t attem p t to conceal the E nglish boy, who w ere fig h tin g , w ere
fac t from you. I stole every cent of sep arated by th e ir respective m others
IL ”
w ith d ifficulty, th e S cottish boy,
“H ow m uch of it have you s till? ” th o u g h th e sm aller, being fa r th e
“ I t ’s all gone b u t a couple of dol­ m ost pugnacious.
la rs .”
"W h at g arred ye flc h t a big laddie
“ Y oung m a n ,” said th e em inent like th a t fo r? " said th e m o th er, as
■jshe w iped th e blood from his nose 1
"A nd I ’ll fig h t him a g a in ,” said
GOING EAST or
th e boy, "if h e says Scotsm en w ear
th e ir fee t are too big
COMING WEST k to ilts get because
in to th e ir tro u se rs."
T ak in g It A ll.
got so fidegty, sta n d in g f irs t on one
foot and th en th e o th er, th a t th e
“ best m a n " decided h e w ould find
o ut w hat th e tro u b le was.
" W h a t's up, J o c k ? " he w hispered.
"H ae ye lo st th e rin g ? "
"N o," answ ered the un h ap p y one,
w ith a w oeful look, " th e rin g 's safe
enough, b u t m an, I ’re lo st my e n th u ­
siasm .”
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ing om niously a t his co n gregation,
“m o’ dan one pusson v.-idin de sound
o’ m uh voice will pay 50 cen ts to go
to de circus tomor" d at w ouldn’t dig
up a sin g le dim e to he'p o u t de re­
vival d at, as de yum ble in s t’u m e n t
in de h an d s o' de Law d, I w as con­
d u c tin ’ la st w ee k !"
"W ell, sa h ," rep lied Jim D inger,
th e gam b lin g m an, who seem ed to
th in k th e m in iste ria l gase w as d ire c t­
Snapping It Bock.
ed a t him , "d e revival had o n ’y one
"B ru d d ren and sista h s,” severely clown, w hilst de circu s ad v e’tisea
said good old P arson B ag ster, g la r­ tw en ty ."
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E very traded-in W inton S i r -
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A xes to Grind.
S ir George P arish th e E nglish
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"T hey rem ind me of th e ragged '
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D uring a m a rriag e cerem ony In
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