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'i » TWELVE - Th* Hrppnrr (lU ctlt-nm n Heppner, Orf*«n Wednesday May 7, IW* Remember Mother's Du\ iJrd katrd to mothrr (and fathers filling their shoes) When the good U>rd was creating mothers, he was into his sixth day of overtime An angel appeared and said. "Y ou're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one. Lord ” And the Lord said. "Have you read the specs on this order? She has to he completely washable hut not plastic, have 180 moveable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that disappears when she stands up. a kiss that can cure anything from a hoken leg to a disappointing love affair, plus six pairs of hands " The Angel shook her head and said. "Six pairs of hands ' No way." " It's not the six pairs of hands that’s causing me problems,” said the laird, " I t’s the three pair of eyes that mothers must have " "That's on the standard model?" asked the Angel The laird nodd cd "One pair that goes through closed doors when she asks what are you kids doing in there ’ Another pair in the back of her head that sees what she has to know And. of course, the pair in front that can look at a child who goofs and say without uttering a word. I understand, and I love you." "L ord." said the Angel gently touching his sleeve." go to bed...tomorrow is another day.” “ I can't," said the Uird. “ I'm so close now Already I have one who heals herself when sick, feeds a family of six on a pound of hamburger, and can get a 4 year old to stand under a shower And she's lough You have no idea what this mother can endure." said the Lord excitedly Finally, the Angel bent over and ran a finger across the model's check. "But there's a leak ” " It's not a leak." said the Lord. It's a tear It’s for joy, saddness. disappointment, pain, loneliness and pride." "You're a genius." said the angel Hie Ixird looked vmihcr "But I didn't put it there " he replied The Rolling Pen. Klickitat County Extension Service Thanks to Morrow County Extension Service Retain Gray as Justice of the Peace To the Editor I would like to urge the voters of Morrow Counts to retain Charlotte Gray as Justice of the Peace She has the experience and honesty that is needed to provide tair and impartial justice lor all the jvople of Morrow County I believe justice court to he a valuable service to all Morrow ( ounty residents and I know j>er sonally how hard Judtfe Charlotte Gray has worked to keep Justice Court So on May 20 vote for ex pcrierKe. honesty and lairness. vote for Charlotte Gray Justice of the Peace Is) Marion O Biddle Hcppner. Oregon Commends junior bowling instructors To the Editor Since October Sam Worley and Billie Dohcrly have been donating their Saturdays to the youth of Hepp ner and Lexington hy running the Junior Bowling program This last weekend, along with Cyde Skroch, Cathie Pointer. Cindi Hudson, and Rick Paullus. they accompanied 24 boys and girls to Grants Pass for the Oregon Stale Young American Bowling Association Tournament I hey deserve to he commended for teaching them to bowl, have fun. and good sportsmanship It showed in Grants Pass (s) Mick and l^iRac Kindle Hcjipner. Oregon Time for Oregon v oters to form PAC To the Editor With all the negative attention PAC groups have been given in the news lately, no doubt Senator Packwood wishes Oregon voters would somehow forget about his huge war chest of millions and the fact that dHT of his supjvort comes from these out-of state interest According to many. PAC groups threaten to poison our nation s political system Senator Hart of Colorado recently told the Senate "It seems the only group without a well heeled PAC is the average citizen the voter who has no spec ial interest beyond low taxes, an cfli cient government, an honorable Congress and a humane society Those arc the demands we should be heeding, but those are the demands that PACs have drowned out Gay PACs contribute substantial campaign funds to congressmen who will push their homosexuality agendas, ever hoping to achieve minority status which would yuc Obituary Alice M. Hastings A funeral service for Alice M Hastings began at 2 p m Wednesday. May 7 in the United Methodist Church w ith the Rev Donald Boyce officiating Con cluding service and burial followed at die Hcppner Masonic Cemetery Carley Drake was organist at the service and Ron McDonald soloist Casket hearers were Cecil. Dclvin. Richard. Ivan. Scott and Melvin McDaniel Honorary hearers were Clifford. Everett and Bill H owell, C a rl an,I D b D m M c D m M Bub Marshall. Claude Hastings and Vic tor Lovgrcn Mrs Hastings died Saturday. May 3. in San Antonio. Texas She was horn March 2. 1903 in Burton Valley, near Hardman, the daughter of Samuel and Olivia (Stowell) McDaniel She attended school there, and remained in the Hardman area until moving to Hepp net in I‘M2 On Ovtivher 4. 1922. whe married W illiam Carey Hastings in Hcppner He died in January. 1971 She mov ed to Lytle. Texas in 1979 She was a member of the United Methodist Church Survivors include daughters Clarice Henry of San Antonio, and Yvonne Connor of Lytle. Texas, five grandchildren and five g real g r a rule h i Id re n Memorial contributions may be made to a charity of the donor's choice Sweeney Mortuary. Hcppner. is in care of arrangements Parents club to meet Heppner Police Report The Hcppner Parents Club will meet at 7 p m May 13 at the Hepp ner EJcmentarv School Plans will he The Heppner TYilice Dept reports handling the billowing business dur ing the past week April 28 8 17 a m citatum issued for No Operator License April 29. 8 K) i m - assit Hepp ner Eire Dept . 7 39 p m - citatum issued Kir Careless Dr is mg April 30. 8 13 i m • Motorist Assist May I. 1 14 p m • Traffic Accident May 2. 3 27 a m - citatum issued lor Driving Under die Influence of Intoxicants. 9 27 a m - report of Under Age Brrson Driving. 2 p m •issisi Oregon State H>hcc. 1143 p m request for officer lor Securi ty Check May 4. 12:53 • citation issued Kir Violation of the Basic Rule. I p m report of Harrassmem O ■ / COMPLETE Diagnostic Service For your car or truck ★ Labe. Oil l Filter ★ ★ ★ ★ Change Air Conditioner Work Brakes Engine Repairs Complete Mechanical Service Chevron y f c ' s Lexington Chevron 9 8 9 -8 3 7 3 - A A S n n iv er s a r y uper S a l e D a y O n ly - Frid a y , M a y ( I n e ^ discussed for an ice cream social at the end of the school year 16 CLOSE OUT! S a v e $ 3 00 - $ 5 00 G a l . O n A l l C l i d d e n P a in t! ! 299 399e» • Walnut Oak Paneling. 16 ft only • Red Oak Paneling, 1 only S p e c i a l P u r c h a s e - F o r m ic a B r a n d Death Notice Melbourne S Boyer. 39. died Thursday. May I A memorial scr vice was held at 2 p in Tuesday. May h at the Morrow County Air port in Lexington Memorial con tributions for those who wish may be made to the Oregon Heart Associa lion. 1300 SW 12th. Portland. Oregon 97201 Hospital Notes Pioneer Memorial Hospital reports admitting and discharging the killinv ing pateints during (he past week Erma Hams. Hcppner admitted April 30. discharged May 2. and Erma Krithley. Hcjipner who was admitted to the hospital May 3. was still receiving care at the hospital Mondav them preiercmiai ucaimcnt in hous ing. education and jobs Both Senator Packwood and Congressman Weaver co sponsored homosexual hills in their respective houses, that, it they had passed, could have had tar reaching effects Perhaps that is why the Dallas (Texas) Tunes Herald printed this "The power of PAC money increas ingly threatens to turn members of Births congress into legalized, political pro stitutes It drives them to sell to the Kyle Mcjihen \oltz - A son. Kyle highest bidder Stephen, was born May I to Brian Senator Barry Gold water second ed tfiat when he said. "It is the PACs and Linda Voltz of Mesa. Arizona Grandparents arc Vcm and Ginger and the sjiecial interests they repre sent and not the people, w))o set the Keithley. Hcjipner. and Joey and country's political agenda and con laiVcrne Haberslroh. Kolia. North trol a candidate's position on impor Dakota Great grandparents arc Everett tant issues " It is lime that Oregon voters form and Helen Keithley. Hcjipner. Han a people PAC and tell Senator nah Volz. Ray. North Dakota, and Pac kwood und his well heeld out-of- Julia O'Brien. Rolla. North Dakota Kvlc weighed 9 lbs I ' . ,,/ He state interests that Oregon votes must joins a brother, Jason, age 2. he earned, not bought Sincerely. Loren larc La m in a te - 8 9 V ., JrD o o r • 4x4x8 Treated Posts . . . ' 3 " „ A II D ay! • No. Vs R.R. Ties .'6 ” , • H . C . DoOrS ( s e c o n d s ) .................. S950ea ^ H e lp U s C e le b ra te -1 yr. R a d io S h a c k D e a le r ! •0ptimus-50 Home Speaker-reg. 15 9 " 9995 »R a dio Controlled 4x4-44M 4198 •AM FM Car Radio-Cassett reg 3 4 " 2395 -Tandy 1000-With Monitor 850°° Tri-W Point Rep to Demonstrate Furniture Refinishing! F R E E ! Extra Chain with NEW Echo Chain Saw-Purchased Friday S50°° & Trade-in for old mower - Special Feature Computer Presentations by CompuCount Remember Sales in Progress FREE Refreshements •Trustworthy Summer Sale •Hot Dogs - 11 am to 2 pm •Glidden House l Stain Sale for •Pepsi - All Day •Toro Mower Tradin' Time Business-Farm-Personal Heppner ON N E W TOR O M OW ER! •Coffee & Donuts - All Day •Many Unadvertised Bargains • f e t i tf j o / f i t J m 1“ 67S-9157 H E CAN DO MORE GOOD FOR EASTERN OREGON. Its good to have a man like Bob Packwood in the United States Senate. For nearly eighteen years, he has championed the interest of the people in this area. And now, as the Chairman of the powerful Senate Committee on Finance, hes in a very good position to do even more. No one has more influence in the United States Senate. And no one is more committed to using that clout for the good of Oregon. For his courage, his clout, his commitment to Oregon, vote for Senator Bob Packwood on TUesday, May 20. Fles a good man. He’s doing a very good job for eastern Oregon. Re-elect i PACKWOOD Courage. Clout. Commitment. l ’a id fo r b y R e f l e c t P a c k w o o d C o m m itte e l
