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Heppntr, Ore., Goie-Tlrae, T?mrday. Mar. 7, 171 Page 2 'For the birds' Horse sense EKMXTT..KIIXOI 6Y UtSTERKIVSOLUVG 1 C'W r.-,i".j" " 2 1 A lew years age fflr-mg Shew irra rf Jisn a Sew sarrmg the iuk'i Us pb a Sew besiers rf hoarxm Carese if a wareasam. Mass. Gunner had just had a round ntt lis affiErancant and tbe income sax people, aaai begat enmpilms a 1st t peso and Shmgs he hatsd. Be git some iw?- imn 3 res ns. sad brio- iaBg he had a cojumr at Sr siCwc And tbdz w al' Tbrffamg Ihnmns: 3itmf tor years Cernfiesi Public Arcnurcains I dislike lars a'"tgt heal and arzaasnt insurant aofiry saesmeai. au-abnne solemn, pryaiAtracx. Eer was wear loaf pants, radii dst jocxrys ww talk a kc peso who use fuefc wins as -rsabje and sractjr4.' mra hair stylists coww? wto wear Lev m tags: they arc iarever ir danfw rf gaasraiB'tmi they saaaeEiry squat. Bat I hat Certified Pubic Accountants.. ! dslikf physical enacatint mstraraat, tweedy coiDeee prwessors,. pttomars wh mate spesehes about redacmg taxes, lejeptixe cgierear supervisors, bead nurses, peopie whs cal etaer peroe -iariirx.'" people, wbc begm every eiaama-nrj senresir wet ""Sasealy' sarry waitresses, pexue ww are surry Jt surry waitresses, men wbt. leave t&eir Hf inur snrt rurtass Bnaanatud u expose the hair ac their crests, imratl announcers wm describe and analyse every pay. Amencat Lepur earvsaaans and pea? wn iike aags mar thai 2y like petoie... Bat gperaPr, I hate Certified Punic ArsiB'Jcis. I dislike car saiesmejE be sell yao a car and tbes-yoe fmr oat the gatc k paacail. jnrusss for Huaoroes aa: ob1! t tvaf Jar tbe ajjarry. bigoas wSkt Aar Ej-ssJi. 5s!E-sjr ir.arv peeue t pley cssasa.. aryamg ae firwgrrroen: fci arramsf i ae fcy7Kcrr.a. arsos: ijz psvons mix fwsi IbeE' has- arosmi irvsr 2te tak lr wsr tbe :aic skC darors i faart. pcue f ake tap??'. toiEiry putuK serrmms.. puiie reiaoss inesi. book cSatss. Wc o'twjrrfT, pe-lectwEiasa. pespie wtn ar rm?M,aaae pair.-: srte& pKp i sear dark gssg le asguse txsr suftyeyes.. and snfry-eypi pesie rrii dark gSasses. And I fci'e Crted PsEihc AcssiinSana. ' I &t2ie ppx ie ask. "5jw are m;" thee rasfc aay r;2wu; g-ma yss a taiaace is teS tbem. vaT4 sr.anss vjtezt fnry aEa2 if 2 bnae s oarer- ad aaiier-ara-e is oesrrinec yoa never Jeans Ibe eem d Si grw.Hn. ernrsEiroenifcKS i n:e editors iVK'ort ier:ers ksaaed wi i2iei sad aid a Pi- saymg "If yos ha w gxs ywiU prai is eiarJy as tmries and withosfi editorial eamment" ss.i2 snex -i large faiaues. large mames wi srrvail iasmes. jffigif mies'3, chirt-jraciors. tour giiides and cn-paiencaansi. MiKtly. thougt. I hare Certified Pui&c I dslie Hi" wearier forecasr.ers. resaraii fcnT j -pas als. baak cagmaemafe sayrig tow frwndy n?j art. cunumter saTta-cbes. barns. Lars. iurixis. insliiss. lax caliscsrs- yesips, pecipie kc stjcw bame mtn ies. aii pisjt pour caiss?; ali ever trwsr freacc ires.. B;r Cerr&eo Paiie AeEtmntarfa I fca:e. Tbey are pale, sfcmry, wer-aased and seif-rigiKffi- Tbey rce ettaE Deal fxx-ss. Tbesr Eig Seal s faa.artrirg caarr.m of Ig'ares. TVy rear ysw iie aey vtS.i a cnsmial. Tbe are cm isnzarksB. coiarjess. dev tud of t:;rr.ar enrrpasswr,. callais acid cruel. I Sed cy raccsrie lax S3 week.. EveryittCj' a faaksg anarii irii aei'ik and exaasrs lass Gi-i. xi gaes sri nued truags are The Deril has cos ox of BeE and wSKe coanrry is gaaag riere. Kark Taat is tine firs: ieijp I fcaiw U ran a fgpaifT & Jr-cg tae DerB aeces: woery lie e ve jkme rat maarirjes. ysw ksii'. Twaas said be bad great asnuranas: Jar Tr Devi necase be tad oever ssaed a iok aeseadeg iusisef . sei'er Jured a preadier is carry fcs neiii. iipier advertised ieier pETiteraed a miracje or swe a ejs ott- oefers Yet. itzoriss tr- ba ass; severe crr.KS a m payita fae sriS .tas lox-fai rf -arid'$ popiarjac aaOEf fas rauaafc- "I -wid raiier meet 2 i&nriL' Taai said. "aad SLake tat iy ffle laE thai a2 Vat crvwrxc tead of Eartoe." Tea a s"JI a great country . Here every car a presaiMd is i 2Ki5ceai. atiiss be jus got back ro: a can-eatiac. Titer ii ooe nai. el tr Oreg.3C Serate & geti respKrii aesrjtBL 1TeE be raes siksise faLi . Al eyes are glued it ba.. Ea KnJjeages w aui erj srsne Ttiey d ajae wel ierw. Be s Jack D. of Narti Bead. .repreesrjr tat .!' Iarj"iC. it wvEsg 3k eir'rTiii. grwnag vtetaiies a. x&r.irh. namre a:d irEpeaji!g Ii president ti jAtaosal "tiat a le iarce eery hat. wslze izd. cslid a fastei seat oefci. Kicnatartxen iaie iei persjaties le CAte cars sa: wSL ait star! inci seat teshi are faEened. i.Zaarafc. .HAgazE. iejerssiOL. radii. ae-Bpt?eri aad pAtiarrc sweaters cry wr Jar "puduag up a zns vscul exus;eaoe oepeaas tpoc it.. Staite teg;s.ataret .Lae passed iai jspasmg pesaitjes iar iauxe tt fastex aeax iKht. aaatirg fmes arrd iorieinr of artrven jucesjs Zrjrs. aS inrve. fcxoat asd coarser; al' tna wrpwr-n? of caacerx iar auiumuDut arrer t ase gr a aim at wvy or tut sciier as aeat una-vx a mtse fcat izzjcaii Uar seSKi bises i eopped wits fctat Seits and tiat duirex i resaired is rat Hiess "ni tnats are a transit ITty? Back e. iaHiaarj; ae cry aedared a sioraixrurL jk pa-'jisg riawy at partef iwr.er iar S mrsns of toe reZEg ea.2er. fcren Lad a riastr of ir.:..;.ted free pa-tiiig. riet tx oraer aa rescaoei a February aad puk ,tgai issacig utieti far Btc-cyrtlAaic agait. Beppnema csaiasteaaire ma departiire fros sae KirrrAl and Ckf polite Deas -r.ar. as&!Hjace a, riw cjjbcL JSaoday rga: tAt satKoriHi tad oiKk.es citre Itas i.iS.- em parnsig me.en dancg de ntoraiarasE.. tatl a ascec tAt Sse ffie,en average takreg a wiieE Soe deien are workr ' GAZETTE-TIMES "We muttipfy quicWy if v-e re not caught ctea wM great mysteries Etk toe Daniel's bswk. -Charwts of the Gods" and G(.s frxs Cncer Spare.'" were rene-5 Jar trie Bw (3u6 a: Rxy Bectet 'i home, Fet 2E Tte k' iees ae mnfi disnssc b5 on cnQeee canipases around warid zTlxs past year aad are being, repmr.ed. Mrs. Ssjti mi he seieral re aad her sor Pfe3 kad irsisted sr read Ae book&. S thex detnaed is share tnea: mr tot clab. After ber renew ttr rtanes speat son tsr irioraalry discusmg LTOs and telliEf of eerie expenerDces- "CSiarK3 of fise Gad" is oay 153 pages kmg. witi a ' J-r-page bitiijccrapry and a S'-r-page index. 1: cacta.!ss a. if-page pjctxe sectiaE i sarx of trx picinrts showu oc a TV SpecaJ aod ni a Shu abwE ft book. Some readers leel these boots are ehasgmg their thyjrw.g abaut evoluiioc asd fcstury. Tbe basic quesriut posed &. , -X)d spaoezaes vsC eartfc .. &oasands of jears agoT" Tbe fmdmg of eiectnc tarteries t&ai are tncmsaads of years aid. of strsage beags ns periert space sans witi piat 3U1E35 fasteners, of cumbers wi fdieer dgets .stHDetiiiEg no! registered by ary cam-pxer- cased tob Dattikec to juestKC bow eariy eartiaseE araared tbe ability tc- create 3ese timsgs.. Se era reiigjasjs relate Fiords of gas vno appeared w,'x promises of a better life, and tbfiE tlz? isave used uitra-scipnisricatec weaptms i aestrcy pesipie of eartt AE oer tbe orid Ibere are fastastic rasas atd isprta aiae ofcjees Jfcat canroc be expATied by referents tc corvestiorA; tbeaoes of ar cBesuagj'. hisitey aad relgjot. At aacerjt Sansint text contains ar aecouot wtucfc cac ooly be of a ysjr&j hi a spacesfaj;.. contpjete witis a graptuc aescnptjoE of tbe iarte of gravry. Sase ztAps ivjni a tr mi Cesnry seers le outline tbe coast of Antarc tica wtuesi writfcffi ksBiartOb meswry bas never bees free of a aassrve k cay . Vac I4mik.ex'i secoad bwik. &ta front Oxer Space." repeats vasie nrr.-jt' EAterAl u, ibat indaded a "CtarKo" and Lai a pictare vxsjl of It pages., a r.oLugripry and as er.eia e obex Tbe pjctare serrjue a tied ew E beace 5x toe IspossiJie.' PiOisrierr Sett; review states "As a iia "CLanics of 6 &ta'' itk Danitei ooce rare stracs saexjfjc creaa- iity bit mtrigaes aad iaso nares T bs betid tbesres and s;teraiktKiGS atxiat cys 3snws vsirars from oxer spare ns annen: and prebis tonc tares. .Sacfe tpec-enaed pfissibiiities as be proposes EAke far absorbing reading-'" Tbe second bat states !bat altbMgi sonte peiile scoff at tre idea of beasgs rron; other planes raittng eartfc, how ever, us :rt' we itesd tbe draiu of a enppied AMncaa spacecraft bexn brought bark te eartk.. "Sappase it Lad ianbed ob aaotber planet Yrjxi wsald our astrtmauts teat tbe nshatHtants a: rerrinants of Jbesr eStrts to rerun; to eartfc woaid be kil ten:rid Kaw wtul.d tbat planet's inhabitants reroeis ber our niea is stytl and art" Perbips aas-wers we rtsgb! g:ve wwid St exactJy tbe vast uaniber of unexplained iry renes Aat have tiees f jard arewnd tr wnrid 'G:ds Frtra Outer Space" is a second fasnnatffii exarr.ca iiot of pan of ox wtrid's bstory sba Las bte& bafy oegier.ed arid jiss nrw bKitf expitred by Ercb voc DaaikeE. v V c5 5 Demons Exorcised, exebed or exercised While U Wait New ar Used Demons. Bring us your old Demon for a free toe-up. 50C each, 3 for $1 (Prices higher west of Willow Creek) If you do not have a Demon of your own, as most Americans now do, take this oppor tunity to secure as a companion a certified, RCoaditioDed Demon with a One-Year Guarantee. r I Devils. 'Also. $?M&-. Last Ulll! Babvsitters Demon Rum exorcised m j- daiiy except Sunday, Refreshments. o i. yj o SiH GreenStamps SOTJCE: We are not licensed to V4orfe on Fiends, Goblins or Trolls. f5A 7FTTF-TTMFS i DEMO GJC D5f ON DEPARTMENT f ( 3vS x r The mail pouch I an wrong ts yos or. bebai of Canp;a Crasafe lar Carat Ot Karat. S tiroagi Jtarrt 2 tbe o-gar-tLatiui rl be iKiag a jeabersmp trajEaag. at Stae Koaatair CoTr.TTiirury Coiegt. PeaideUiL. TLa prograa wil be bead at Piuwsr KaH tse tas of tr prjgra!s a OCT EAH "4 Easic and ratriel traaarf i be offered atulta, coLege age. aad L. kom age suibssts. . Tbe perwoia eaatafC itr taoi wot are oterexted are Eat Ejcperiag. tltSZ. iSct Drrve. Tracer tPesier.oi.Ort rt-er; r Jiy Eagbea, G3 X W.Srd. PeKiftat. Ore, rwa Campus Crusaae Cbrist s a &ui)4eiami&20uJ QratiaE saoveawaf tie parpoe a tt bejf react tbe world lor Cfcrae Casp&a Cnaabe far QrxK p-aoe a strong ec&asa oc nnayje of tue an. t fciiA platt a straog eimp&asd ox wcaui oex u Oris: aad buJtijg jms. 2 faiti aad sealc luess out r:t2f fite Gd News" tc G s kn aad itrgrrejaew ?r! J' Y ftT . Pablcirj CiarsAE. Errost .At a risk of mnirng repetitjoas. I act agaa voiorjg a fsffiiplamt ayjjt tr prarte of seador seca&d r.-XKes fr-as. t&t Ctiun Assessor s office ot our pervxjsl pr.-perr re. ana before sney art i. 1 rtstved my sewmd axjoe today. Feb.. as,. and ibe rerirss deariy state ttay tbey are ta! dae iCi-J Jtarcfc 1 :yr Several ojmt pervasas Lave told ne tbaS tbe?1 Let aisci recened tbear second ootces ti preses! cast of iare fcrms prEited, al tbe er"eupei witi tie assessor's tartie and sac. piis tbe postage of erit tests per notice, I fed tfca a completely icnecessarj". Pertaps some atfjees soouid be sen! wf, iixr tut te2z.. bx 5 send tbeas wX. before a a waste of taxpayers' money. I cira aad aae GilLam County tat oevw yet ta fit lo send ox second notices, and I would lie to know wty Mxrvw Coxj'j foeis tbis is wsessary Perhaps tias is a stjaH rem bugger wise, but af ter seeing tbe increase in tbe bwdgf. oer a period of jean lor sacs tnviaJ items as tins. ! Je a tim is ial a bait, and I wouid suggetf t&e Budget Cyrtjuttee ciieck 11 budget carefall'y fur sua hidis itemis. KPS. iA?.Y E EEYAVT, Heppner. Tiis is tbe tnae of year that ministerial associations begia jiUannig wat a small to growing number of clergy regard as -e 3HJsa3 asoary": tbe Easter Sunrise Service. Tbe w.V varjerf ot peopJe who attend these outdoor eedesjtstjt dawn patrols are usually guaranteed one jrvjcxiting, ecaaemcal nsass experience. The? freeze in fUMSBBl. If Easter falls in late April, however, many of them -ractatesg marc of Q anending clergy - fall asleep. Fer tbe clergy are rarefy is the habit of bedding down at saissei as djd tbe slaves, whose very early rooming services were tbe tbe tmS passable time for corporate worship. If mast clergymen go to bed at I or 9 p.m. in order to prejiare to gree tbe dawn - and to preach at as many as rhree mare services - tbey find that sleep eludes them, lartnary s tbe eve of so great a church festival. Ye; wr. "two or three boars sleep, ministers roll out of bed its 3 paw black pre-dswn jo order to prove that they areas jhwis and diseplmed, as those saints who rose at 3 a m. to prxv Ce cjergjmar; who has dared to defy this festival of m-reArarei'arship-JiD-Osnst worship is the Rev. John Lews Gihntre. rf Worland, Wyoming. This Itoed Cliurds of Christ minister, who is serving as ptstor of 2oe Evangelical Lutheran Church, has written in CSristaa Cerffury magarme that " Easter Sunrise Services are for tbe brds.."" Be Las several cnr.ments as to wty he feels that these services "ought to be dropped once and for all," such as: I. "Trie? tend to appeal to tbe religious phony. In the dswt's early light I Lave spotted church members who not out ddrmg 18 years of my pastorate have attended the recular services 2 -Perhaps zey dittk God w-J compliment them lor their onre -year cosrage. is dragging their bodies to a wtndsw ept hil at t a ta Tbase who like to suffer couldn't find a better w ay te satisfy that desare But w e should stop encouraging the' relief that .sac suffemg leads to salvation S "Ler s get nd of the myth of the superiority of early risers' Pere who get up early do so because of thear sieepiT-g hauits Gcd a:es not expect those of us who are up worfcmg haif Eight to roll out at dawn simply to meet a false sr.aniird of pey " Pastor Gilmore ckidges that "the debate between the r. xt,' c' Cfcnst;as and tbe rooming lark Christian ' mvarAbft piiis up steam" whenever the subject of Easter SiETise senses is b-rjght up And wtiiie reatLy ainuttmg that there have been many devout f igures rose earfy to pray, he refers us at tbe same vsut u a nxt,ber of great night owls. Among these was laned poet Raberi Frost. i defied custom and milked his cows at midrngat rather t&an face predawn. And the late Pablo Picasso nc iberved : i realize why condemned nee are usualH executed a: dawn. I just have to see the diwis lo have my .bead nSl aS by itself. " Tbe Wyomcig pastor also quotes, with apparent relish, the Prophet Kicai Chapter Z, t erse 1 : "Shame on those who lie e bed pianEmg r3 and wicked deeds and rise at daybreak to do them." He alst Cites Isaja Chapter S. verse 11 i . and his reference is tiiiise ""wb rise up early us the morning that they may follow strong drmk.." Mayor of Hardman I 'EAR K15TEE EI IT'OK BJ1 Sleariierfird id trie fellers at the country store Satxday sjgst aat be has thought trie situation up one side aad do -j: other, arid he is of a mind that to many of 'lie tnsises b tfc!S cox; try is micro encapsulated. Tbe Sellers didst kac" wfruther that condition is inherited cr said by -j p:.xid til E.li set em straight. Actual. Bill tad sa w the word wrote under a aspirin tablet r.cr.merrAl tc Cari Spauidine's cable T'. and he copied it dow said a3 the Isitle pain killers in the aspirin was kit ted up ie Ltt boxes, and that they worked their way out one a: a to sjread thej- relief over four hours instead of dxrping tht b:.ie kd in the body system at one time Bill alkrwec tie had saw oa the TV where they w as doing the same tiling with some brand of deodorur.t. ':..: Eepaiilicans is dwng. declared Bill, is micro eruipf-jla' r.g evensong from Watergate to a shortage of baling w-st They're locking all the country's problems in little i.et and tbey re opening up a few along to keep the cTikii gi.r.e gwtsg this means is that they can stand up at press cirierences and tell how they are fighting this or that cr.s.s and this sounds a heap better than announcing that tie coxjtry is coming apart at all the seams at onct. Trie Administration "'"g $m nticro encapsulated ;r'..i.err.s : mate it look like they're dealing with the protu'-r.s wtiea ali tbey "re doing is dealing with the boxes tbey come iz. was BJi s hard words. itxal. Ed Etoolirtle was strong disagreed with Bill. As much as Ed as put out the other eek when President Nixon compared bit suffenrsg with Lincoln's, Ed said Nixon didn't revest tbe irlee of Gwemment by crisis. Ed said FDR was a past master of the ens is game, and he was the first to take cummtiE lAtxal disaster and make it official crisis. I got to -lie plat anber FDR. allowed Ed. that folks didn't know a prtOiem ever, was a crisis til the President told em. Fer instant, went on Ed. President Roosevelt call a press ctinferer as 15C2 tc announce that farms was washing away xl all parts of tbe country He said this was a national crisis, arid that be was starting a sod erosion program to deal with it, Ed said be d already had four farms washed out from under turn af tee the President made a crisis out of what be thought was normal weather conditions. General speaking, the fellers sided with Ed on this matter. A3 of em could recollect hardships of life that bad been permoted So entases by Guvernment press conference anritixicement. Zeke Grub said be w as having trouble the other way to. He said eier time tbe Administration said a crisis already had happened and they was fixing it. the next thing he knowed that enss had hit. Personal. Jter Editor, it looks like the crisis is multiplied by the cumber of politicians solving em. MAYOR ROY. mm m &vKSS3ffHSg
