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A lew years age fflr-mg Shew irra rf Jisn a Sew
sarrmg the iuk'i Us pb a Sew besiers rf
hoarxm Carese if a wareasam. Mass. Gunner had
just had a round ntt lis affiErancant and tbe income sax
people, aaai begat enmpilms a 1st t peso and Shmgs he
hatsd. Be git some iw?- imn 3 res ns. sad brio- iaBg
he had a cojumr at Sr siCwc And tbdz w al'
Tbrffamg Ihnmns: 3itmf tor years Cernfiesi
Public Arcnurcains
I dislike lars a'"tgt heal and arzaasnt insurant
aofiry saesmeai. au-abnne solemn, pryaiAtracx. Eer was
wear loaf pants, radii dst jocxrys ww talk a kc peso who
use fuefc wins as -rsabje and sractjr4.' mra hair
stylists coww? wto wear Lev m tags: they arc iarever ir
danfw rf gaasraiB'tmi they saaaeEiry squat. Bat I hat
Certified Pubic Accountants..
! dslikf physical enacatint mstraraat, tweedy coiDeee
prwessors,. pttomars wh mate spesehes about redacmg
taxes, lejeptixe cgierear supervisors, bead nurses, peopie
whs cal etaer peroe -iariirx.'" people, wbc begm every
eiaama-nrj senresir wet ""Sasealy' sarry waitresses,
pexue ww are surry Jt surry waitresses, men wbt. leave t&eir
Hf inur snrt rurtass Bnaanatud u expose the hair ac their
crests, imratl announcers wm describe and analyse every
pay. Amencat Lepur earvsaaans and pea? wn iike aags
mar thai 2y like petoie... Bat gperaPr, I hate Certified
Punic ArsiB'Jcis.
I dislike car saiesmejE be sell yao a car and tbes-yoe
fmr oat the gatc k paacail. jnrusss for Huaoroes aa:
ob1! t tvaf Jar tbe ajjarry. bigoas wSkt Aar Ej-ssJi.
5s!E-sjr ir.arv peeue t pley cssasa.. aryamg ae
firwgrrroen: fci arramsf i ae fcy7Kcrr.a. arsos: ijz
psvons mix fwsi IbeE' has- arosmi irvsr 2te tak lr wsr tbe
:aic skC darors i faart. pcue f ake tap??'.
toiEiry putuK serrmms.. puiie reiaoss inesi. book cSatss.
Wc o'twjrrfT, pe-lectwEiasa. pespie wtn ar rm?M,aaae
pair.-: srte& pKp i sear dark gssg le asguse txsr
suftyeyes.. and snfry-eypi pesie rrii dark gSasses. And
I fci'e Crted PsEihc AcssiinSana.
' I &t2ie ppx ie ask. "5jw are m;" thee rasfc aay
r;2wu; g-ma yss a taiaace is teS tbem. vaT4 sr.anss
vjtezt fnry aEa2 if 2 bnae s oarer- ad aaiier-ara-e is
oesrrinec yoa never Jeans Ibe eem d Si grw.Hn.
ernrsEiroenifcKS i n:e editors iVK'ort ier:ers ksaaed
wi i2iei sad aid a Pi- saymg "If yos ha w gxs ywiU prai
is eiarJy as tmries and withosfi editorial eamment"
ss.i2 snex -i large faiaues. large mames wi srrvail
iasmes. jffigif mies'3, chirt-jraciors. tour giiides and
cn-paiencaansi. MiKtly. thougt. I hare Certified Pui&c
I dslie Hi" wearier forecasr.ers. resaraii
fcnT j -pas als. baak cagmaemafe sayrig tow frwndy
n?j art. cunumter saTta-cbes. barns. Lars. iurixis.
insliiss. lax caliscsrs- yesips, pecipie kc stjcw bame mtn ies.
aii pisjt pour caiss?; ali ever trwsr freacc ires..
B;r Cerr&eo Paiie AeEtmntarfa I fca:e. Tbey are pale,
sfcmry, wer-aased and seif-rigiKffi- Tbey rce ettaE Deal
fxx-ss. Tbesr Eig Seal s faa.artrirg caarr.m of Ig'ares. TVy
rear ysw iie aey vtS.i a cnsmial. Tbe are cm
isnzarksB. coiarjess. dev tud of t:;rr.ar enrrpasswr,. callais
acid cruel.
I Sed cy raccsrie lax S3 week..
EveryittCj' a faaksg anarii irii aei'ik and exaasrs
lass Gi-i. xi gaes sri nued truags are The
Deril has cos ox of BeE and wSKe coanrry is gaaag
riere. Kark Taat is tine firs: ieijp I fcaiw U ran a
fgpaifT & Jr-cg tae DerB aeces: woery lie e ve
jkme rat maarirjes. ysw ksii'. Twaas said be bad great
asnuranas: Jar Tr Devi necase be tad oever ssaed a iok
aeseadeg iusisef . sei'er Jured a preadier is carry fcs
neiii. iipier advertised ieier pETiteraed a miracje or
swe a ejs ott- oefers Yet. itzoriss tr- ba ass; severe
crr.KS a m payita fae sriS .tas lox-fai rf -arid'$
popiarjac aaOEf fas rauaafc- "I -wid raiier meet 2
i&nriL' Taai said. "aad SLake tat iy ffle laE thai a2 Vat
crvwrxc tead of Eartoe."
Tea a s"JI a great country . Here every car a presaiMd
is i 2Ki5ceai. atiiss be jus got back ro: a can-eatiac.
Titer ii ooe nai. el tr Oreg.3C Serate & geti
respKrii aesrjtBL 1TeE be raes siksise faLi . Al eyes are
glued it ba.. Ea KnJjeages w aui erj srsne Ttiey d
ajae wel ierw. Be s Jack D. of Narti Bead.
.repreesrjr tat .!' Iarj"iC.
it wvEsg 3k eir'rTiii. grwnag vtetaiies a.
x&r.irh. namre a:d irEpeaji!g Ii president ti jAtaosal
"tiat a le iarce eery hat. wslze izd. cslid a fastei seat
oefci. Kicnatartxen iaie iei persjaties le CAte cars sa:
wSL ait star! inci seat teshi are faEened. i.Zaarafc.
.HAgazE. iejerssiOL. radii. ae-Bpt?eri aad pAtiarrc
sweaters cry wr Jar "puduag up a zns vscul
exus;eaoe oepeaas tpoc it.. Staite teg;s.ataret .Lae passed
iai jspasmg pesaitjes iar iauxe tt fastex aeax iKht.
aaatirg fmes arrd iorieinr of artrven jucesjs Zrjrs. aS
inrve. fcxoat asd coarser; al' tna wrpwr-n? of
caacerx iar auiumuDut arrer t ase gr a aim at
wvy or tut sciier as aeat una-vx a mtse fcat izzjcaii
Uar seSKi bises i eopped wits fctat Seits and tiat
duirex i resaired is rat Hiess "ni tnats are a transit
ITty?
Back e. iaHiaarj; ae cry aedared a sioraixrurL jk
pa-'jisg riawy at partef iwr.er iar S mrsns of toe
reZEg ea.2er. fcren Lad a riastr of ir.:..;.ted free
pa-tiiig. riet tx oraer aa rescaoei a February aad puk
,tgai issacig utieti far Btc-cyrtlAaic agait. Beppnema
csaiasteaaire ma departiire fros sae KirrrAl and Ckf
polite Deas -r.ar. as&!Hjace a, riw cjjbcL JSaoday rga:
tAt satKoriHi tad oiKk.es citre Itas i.iS.- em parnsig
me.en dancg de ntoraiarasE.. tatl a ascec tAt Sse
ffie,en average takreg a wiieE Soe deien are workr '
GAZETTE-TIMES
"We muttipfy quicWy if v-e re not caught
ctea wM great mysteries
Etk toe Daniel's bswk.
-Charwts of the Gods" and
G(.s frxs Cncer Spare.'"
were rene-5 Jar trie Bw
(3u6 a: Rxy Bectet 'i
home, Fet 2E
Tte k' iees ae mnfi
disnssc b5 on cnQeee
canipases around warid
zTlxs past year aad are being,
repmr.ed.
Mrs. Ssjti mi he seieral
re aad her sor Pfe3 kad
irsisted sr read Ae book&.
S thex detnaed is share
tnea: mr tot clab. After ber
renew ttr rtanes speat son
tsr irioraalry discusmg
LTOs and telliEf of eerie
expenerDces-
"CSiarK3 of fise Gad" is
oay 153 pages kmg. witi a
' J-r-page bitiijccrapry and a
S'-r-page index. 1: cacta.!ss a.
if-page pjctxe sectiaE i
sarx of trx picinrts showu oc
a TV SpecaJ aod ni a Shu
abwE ft book. Some readers
leel these boots are ehasgmg
their thyjrw.g abaut evoluiioc
asd fcstury.
Tbe basic quesriut posed &.
, -X)d spaoezaes vsC eartfc
.. &oasands of jears agoT" Tbe
fmdmg of eiectnc tarteries
t&ai are tncmsaads of years
aid. of strsage beags ns
periert space sans witi piat
3U1E35 fasteners, of cumbers
wi fdieer dgets .stHDetiiiEg
no! registered by ary cam-pxer-
cased tob Dattikec to
juestKC bow eariy eartiaseE
araared tbe ability tc- create
3ese timsgs..
Se era reiigjasjs relate
Fiords of gas vno appeared
w,'x promises of a better life,
and tbfiE tlz? isave used
uitra-scipnisricatec weaptms i
aestrcy pesipie of eartt
AE oer tbe orid Ibere are
fastastic rasas atd isprta
aiae ofcjees Jfcat canroc be
expATied by referents tc
corvestiorA; tbeaoes of ar
cBesuagj'. hisitey aad relgjot.
At aacerjt Sansint text
contains ar aecouot wtucfc cac
ooly be of a ysjr&j hi a
spacesfaj;.. contpjete witis a
graptuc aescnptjoE of tbe
iarte of gravry. Sase ztAps
ivjni a tr mi Cesnry seers
le outline tbe coast of Antarc
tica wtuesi writfcffi ksBiartOb
meswry bas never bees free
of a aassrve k cay .
Vac I4mik.ex'i secoad bwik.
&ta front Oxer Space."
repeats vasie nrr.-jt' EAterAl
u, ibat indaded a "CtarKo"
and Lai a pictare vxsjl of It
pages., a r.oLugripry and as
er.eia e obex Tbe pjctare
serrjue a tied ew E
beace 5x toe IspossiJie.'
PiOisrierr Sett; review
states "As a iia "CLanics of
6 &ta'' itk Danitei ooce
rare stracs saexjfjc creaa-
iity bit mtrigaes aad iaso
nares T bs betid tbesres
and s;teraiktKiGS atxiat cys
3snws vsirars from oxer
spare ns annen: and prebis
tonc tares. .Sacfe tpec-enaed
pfissibiiities as be proposes
EAke far absorbing reading-'"
Tbe second bat states !bat
altbMgi sonte peiile scoff at
tre idea of beasgs rron; other
planes raittng eartfc, how
ever, us :rt' we itesd tbe
draiu of a enppied AMncaa
spacecraft bexn brought bark
te eartk.. "Sappase it Lad
ianbed ob aaotber planet
Yrjxi wsald our astrtmauts
teat tbe nshatHtants a:
rerrinants of Jbesr eStrts to
rerun; to eartfc woaid be kil
ten:rid Kaw wtul.d tbat
planet's inhabitants reroeis
ber our niea is stytl and art"
Perbips aas-wers we rtsgb!
g:ve wwid St exactJy tbe vast
uaniber of unexplained iry
renes Aat have tiees f jard
arewnd tr wnrid 'G:ds
Frtra Outer Space" is a
second fasnnatffii exarr.ca
iiot of pan of ox wtrid's
bstory sba Las bte& bafy
oegier.ed arid jiss nrw
bKitf expitred by Ercb voc
DaaikeE.
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Demons
Exorcised, exebed or exercised
While U Wait
New ar Used Demons. Bring us your old
Demon for a free toe-up.
50C each, 3 for $1
(Prices higher west of Willow Creek)
If you do not have a Demon of your own, as
most Americans now do, take this oppor
tunity to secure as a companion a certified,
RCoaditioDed Demon with a One-Year
Guarantee. r I
Devils.
'Also. $?M&-. Last Ulll!
Babvsitters
Demon Rum exorcised m j-
daiiy except Sunday, Refreshments.
o i. yj o SiH GreenStamps
SOTJCE: We are not licensed to V4orfe on
Fiends, Goblins or Trolls.
f5A 7FTTF-TTMFS i
DEMO GJC D5f ON DEPARTMENT f (
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The mail pouch
I an wrong ts yos or. bebai of Canp;a Crasafe lar
Carat Ot Karat. S tiroagi Jtarrt 2 tbe o-gar-tLatiui rl
be iKiag a jeabersmp trajEaag. at Stae Koaatair
CoTr.TTiirury Coiegt. PeaideUiL.
TLa prograa wil be bead at Piuwsr KaH tse tas of tr
prjgra!s a OCT EAH "4 Easic and ratriel
traaarf i be offered atulta, coLege age. aad L.
kom age suibssts. . Tbe perwoia eaatafC itr taoi wot are
oterexted are Eat Ejcperiag. tltSZ. iSct Drrve. Tracer
tPesier.oi.Ort rt-er; r Jiy Eagbea, G3 X W.Srd.
PeKiftat. Ore, rwa
Campus Crusaae Cbrist s a &ui)4eiami&20uJ
QratiaE saoveawaf tie parpoe a tt bejf react tbe world
lor Cfcrae Casp&a Cnaabe far QrxK p-aoe a strong
ec&asa oc nnayje of tue an. t fciiA platt a
straog eimp&asd ox wcaui oex u Oris: aad buJtijg jms.
2 faiti aad sealc luess out r:t2f fite Gd News" tc
G s kn aad itrgrrejaew
?r! J' Y ftT .
Pablcirj CiarsAE.
Errost
.At a risk of mnirng repetitjoas. I act agaa voiorjg a
fsffiiplamt ayjjt tr prarte of seador seca&d r.-XKes fr-as.
t&t Ctiun Assessor s office ot our pervxjsl pr.-perr re. ana
before sney art i. 1 rtstved my sewmd axjoe today. Feb..
as,. and ibe rerirss deariy state ttay tbey are ta! dae
iCi-J Jtarcfc 1 :yr Several ojmt pervasas Lave told ne tbaS
tbe?1 Let aisci recened tbear second ootces
ti preses! cast of iare fcrms prEited, al tbe
er"eupei witi tie assessor's tartie and sac. piis tbe
postage of erit tests per notice, I fed tfca a completely
icnecessarj". Pertaps some atfjees soouid be sen! wf, iixr
tut te2z.. bx 5 send tbeas wX. before a a waste of
taxpayers' money.
I cira aad aae GilLam County tat oevw yet ta fit lo
send ox second notices, and I would lie to know wty
Mxrvw Coxj'j foeis tbis is wsessary Perhaps tias is a
stjaH rem bugger wise, but af ter seeing tbe increase in tbe
bwdgf. oer a period of jean lor sacs tnviaJ items as tins. !
Je a tim is ial a bait, and I wouid suggetf t&e Budget
Cyrtjuttee ciieck 11 budget carefall'y fur sua hidis itemis.
KPS. iA?.Y E EEYAVT,
Heppner.
Tiis is tbe tnae of year that ministerial associations begia
jiUannig wat a small to growing number of clergy regard
as -e 3HJsa3 asoary": tbe Easter Sunrise Service.
Tbe w.V varjerf ot peopJe who attend these outdoor
eedesjtstjt dawn patrols are usually guaranteed one
jrvjcxiting, ecaaemcal nsass experience. The? freeze in
fUMSBBl.
If Easter falls in late April, however, many of them -ractatesg
marc of Q anending clergy - fall asleep.
Fer tbe clergy are rarefy is the habit of bedding down at
saissei as djd tbe slaves, whose very early rooming services
were tbe tbe tmS passable time for corporate worship.
If mast clergymen go to bed at I or 9 p.m. in order to
prejiare to gree tbe dawn - and to preach at as many as
rhree mare services - tbey find that sleep eludes them,
lartnary s tbe eve of so great a church festival.
Ye; wr. "two or three boars sleep, ministers roll out of bed
its 3 paw black pre-dswn jo order to prove that they areas
jhwis and diseplmed, as those saints who rose at 3 a m. to
prxv
Ce cjergjmar; who has dared to defy this festival of
m-reArarei'arship-JiD-Osnst worship is the Rev. John
Lews Gihntre. rf Worland, Wyoming.
This Itoed Cliurds of Christ minister, who is serving as
ptstor of 2oe Evangelical Lutheran Church, has written in
CSristaa Cerffury magarme that " Easter Sunrise Services
are for tbe brds..""
Be Las several cnr.ments as to wty he feels that these
services "ought to be dropped once and for all," such as:
I. "Trie? tend to appeal to tbe religious phony. In the
dswt's early light I Lave spotted church members who not
out ddrmg 18 years of my pastorate have attended the
recular services
2 -Perhaps zey dittk God w-J compliment them lor their
onre -year cosrage. is dragging their bodies to a wtndsw ept
hil at t a ta Tbase who like to suffer couldn't find a better
w ay te satisfy that desare But w e should stop encouraging
the' relief that .sac suffemg leads to salvation
S "Ler s get nd of the myth of the superiority of early
risers' Pere who get up early do so because of thear
sieepiT-g hauits Gcd a:es not expect those of us who are up
worfcmg haif Eight to roll out at dawn simply to meet a
false sr.aniird of pey "
Pastor Gilmore ckidges that "the debate between
the r. xt,' c' Cfcnst;as and tbe rooming lark Christian '
mvarAbft piiis up steam" whenever the subject of Easter
SiETise senses is b-rjght up
And wtiiie reatLy ainuttmg that there have been many
devout f igures rose earfy to pray, he refers us at tbe
same vsut u a nxt,ber of great night owls. Among these was
laned poet Raberi Frost. i defied custom and milked his
cows at midrngat rather t&an face predawn. And the late
Pablo Picasso nc iberved : i realize why condemned
nee are usualH executed a: dawn. I just have to see the
diwis lo have my .bead nSl aS by itself. "
Tbe Wyomcig pastor also quotes, with apparent relish, the
Prophet Kicai Chapter Z, t erse 1 : "Shame on those who lie
e bed pianEmg r3 and wicked deeds and rise at daybreak to
do them."
He alst Cites Isaja Chapter S. verse 11 i . and his reference
is tiiiise ""wb rise up early us the morning that they may
follow strong drmk.."
Mayor of Hardman
I 'EAR K15TEE EI IT'OK
BJ1 Sleariierfird id trie fellers at the country store
Satxday sjgst aat be has thought trie situation up one side
aad do -j: other, arid he is of a mind that to many of 'lie
tnsises b tfc!S cox; try is micro encapsulated.
Tbe Sellers didst kac" wfruther that condition is inherited
cr said by -j p:.xid til E.li set em straight.
Actual. Bill tad sa w the word wrote under a aspirin tablet
r.cr.merrAl tc Cari Spauidine's cable T'. and he copied it
dow said a3 the Isitle pain killers in the aspirin was
kit ted up ie Ltt boxes, and that they worked their way out
one a: a to sjread thej- relief over four hours instead of
dxrping tht b:.ie kd in the body system at one time Bill
alkrwec tie had saw oa the TV where they w as doing the same
tiling with some brand of deodorur.t.
':..: Eepaiilicans is dwng. declared Bill, is micro
eruipf-jla' r.g evensong from Watergate to a shortage of
baling w-st They're locking all the country's problems in
little i.et and tbey re opening up a few along to keep the
cTikii gi.r.e gwtsg this means is that they can stand up
at press cirierences and tell how they are fighting this or
that cr.s.s and this sounds a heap better than announcing
that tie coxjtry is coming apart at all the seams at onct.
Trie Administration "'"g $m nticro encapsulated
;r'..i.err.s : mate it look like they're dealing with the
protu'-r.s wtiea ali tbey "re doing is dealing with the boxes
tbey come iz. was BJi s hard words.
itxal. Ed Etoolirtle was strong disagreed with Bill. As
much as Ed as put out the other eek when President Nixon
compared bit suffenrsg with Lincoln's, Ed said Nixon didn't
revest tbe irlee of Gwemment by crisis. Ed said FDR was a
past master of the ens is game, and he was the first to take
cummtiE lAtxal disaster and make it official crisis. I got to
-lie plat anber FDR. allowed Ed. that folks didn't know a
prtOiem ever, was a crisis til the President told em.
Fer instant, went on Ed. President Roosevelt call a press
ctinferer as 15C2 tc announce that farms was washing away
xl all parts of tbe country He said this was a national crisis,
arid that be was starting a sod erosion program to deal with
it, Ed said be d already had four farms washed out from
under turn af tee the President made a crisis out of what be
thought was normal weather conditions.
General speaking, the fellers sided with Ed on this matter.
A3 of em could recollect hardships of life that bad been
permoted So entases by Guvernment press conference
anritixicement.
Zeke Grub said be w as having trouble the other way to. He
said eier time tbe Administration said a crisis already had
happened and they was fixing it. the next thing he knowed
that enss had hit.
Personal. Jter Editor, it looks like the crisis is multiplied
by the cumber of politicians solving em.
MAYOR ROY.
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