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About Heppner gazette-times. (Heppner, Or.) 1925-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 25, 1928)
PAGE FIVE Thursday, Friday and Saturday OCT. 25-6-7 Thursday, Friday and Saturday OCT. 25-6-7 By Arthur Brisbane Atheism .Via Radio. Thanks, Mr. Wlibur. Old Hearts Need Care. Americans Are Taller. HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, OCT. 25, 1928. J2k The American Association for the Advancement of Atheism demands a high powered radio station in New York City and does not get It, al though the easiest way to make an atheist ridiculous Is to let him talk. It is hard to understand how any body could talk atheism, knowing that his voice is propelled by a pow er beyond comprehension, travels around the world through the mys terious ether. Atheists, young ones, especially, might meditate on one of Bacon's collected apothegms: i Bimonldes, being asked of Hiero, "what he thought of God," asked a seven night's time to consider of it; and at the seven nights' end he ask ed a fortnight's time, at the fort night's end, a month. At which Hiero marvelling, Slm onides answered "that the longer he thought upon the matter the more difficult he found It." The more glibly you answer King Hiero's question the less you know. Congratulations to Secretary Wil bur, who has ordered for our navy two dirigibles that will be the big gest in the world. They will be three times as big as the Los Angeles, one third bigger than the German giant Count Zep pelin and each will carry, under the great gas bag, Ave airplanes for scouting. The Goodyear Zeppelin Corpora tion will build them and friendly nations abroad are informed that we do not intend to be taken by surprise. A fleet of such dirigibles, each carrying fifty tons of explosives and modern war gas, able to unleash one hundred fast destructive planes, could leave with Uncle Sam's com pliments a visiting card In Europe or Asia that would not soon be for gotten. We make war on no nation, but we should be ready and able to All with subsequent regret any one at tacking us. William W. Breck, retired busi ness man, fell dead while playing golf. He was sixty-four years old. At sixty-four, make no violent ef fort unless a good doctor has pro nounced your heart "fool proof." Golf is good for old men that play, as they should, talking, laugh ing, walking slowly. It's dangerous for those that strain and strive to better their game. Remember, old gentlemen, that whether you go around In 130 or 103, the cosmos will roll on, just the same. Treat an old heart as you would a dellqate vase, not as you would treat an old rubber boot Americans not going backward, PHYSICALLY, at least Girls are taller and stronger than ever. And among 100 candidates reporting for freshman crew practice at Cornell yesterday, 48 were 6 feet tall; a good sign. A well-balanced body, of good size, about 6 feet, is the right sort. In old days, a Napoleon had to be short If he had been a little taller he would have been killed by the first of the bullets that went an inch above his head. No wonder American boys and girls grow. The nation's food bill is TWENTY-THREE THOUSAND MILLION DOLLARS. Forty-seven thousand, nine hun dred and eighty-five factories of dif ferent kinds turn out food products, assisted by 6,448,366 farmers. And 22 per cent of the food plants pro duce nine-tenths of the food pro ducts. Shiver at that, if you dread monopoly. It is a rich country that can af ford to eat twenty-three billions worth of food in a year. Much of It, unfortunately, Is wasted. This country, after all its spend ing for food, clothing and other ne cessities, has a "social surplus" of TEN THOUSAND MILLION DOL LARS, more than the country needs for its living. That is what builds up values, savings bank accounts and Wall Street prices. ANNOUNCEMENT. Governor I. L. Patterson will speak for 20 minutes over KGW next Sunday evening, October 28th on the subject of "Oregon Highways and Hlehway Revenues." The talk will be from 7:10 to 7:30 Sunday evening. October 28th. Oregon has acquired International fame because of the excellence of hor highways and Governor Patter son's talk will bring to the attention of Oreeonlans some things regard Ing their road system which should make every Oregon listener proua John H. Williams, wheatralser of the lone country, was attending to business affairs here on Tuesday, Seeding In his community is about completed and some grain has come un. Mr. Williams states, but tho continued dry weather has not been just the proper condition to bring the grain along. However, if rains should set In soon, the condition of the planted grain will be greatly benefitted. W. O. Hill, Lexington Insurance man, was a visitor here on Monday. CorvftiOMT 1926 Unitu Droo Ox WHAT IS A ONE-CENT SALE? IT IS a sale where you buy an item at the regular price, then another item of the same kind for one cent. As an illustration : The standard price of Klenzo Dental Creme is 50c, you buy one tube at this price and by paying 1 Cent more, or 51 cents, you get two tubes, and save 49 cents. Every Uni ted Drug Company article in this sale is a high qualty guaranteed product, just the same as is sold every day at the regular price. No limit buy all you want, but on Thursday, Friday and Sat urday only! 35c Harmony Cream of Almonds :r if lef, 1 m&tMJ l'fdi A soothing lotion for chapped or rough skin. Apply freely to face and hands to keep the complexion youthful. 2 for 36c You save 34c 50c Harmony Cocoa Butter Cold Cream A real tissue builder. Contains rich, nour ishing oils. 2 for 51c You Save 49c I! $1.00 Peptona Full Pint Enriches the blood and builds strength. A good tonic for the. Fall. 2 for $1.01 You Save 99c 50c Rexall Cherry Bark Cough Syrup Gives relief from coughs and colds. Safe for children and adults. Pleasant tast ing. 2 for 51c You Save Slo CANDY TOILET GOODS DEPARTMENT 50c Jonteel Cold Cream Face Powder A soft blending powder that appeals to discriminating women. All tints. 2 for 51c You Save 49c 30c Rexall Shaving Cream Produces an abundant moist lather. May be used with either hot or cold water. 2 for 31c You Save 89c Also Shaving Stick or Powder 2 for S6c All Standard Merchandise No Limit to Quantities. Come and Purchase for Your Fall Drug Needs. Save Money on These Toilet Requisites Juneve Talcum Juneve Cream Bouquet Ramee Talc Bouquet Ramee Face Powder Klenzo Tar Shampoo Soap Rexall Toilet Soap Egyptian Palm Soap Georgia Rose Soap Harmony Toilet Water, 5-oz. Georgia Rose Cold Cream Lemon Cocoa Butter Lo tion ,. : Lemon Cocoa Butter Skin Cream Hair Fix Petroleum Hair Rub Antiseptic Tooth Powder Rexall Tooth Paste Harmony Quinine Hair Tonic, 7-oz Georgia Rose Vanishing Cream Rexall Shaving Lotion, 7-oz Georgia Rose Body Pow der Tiny Tot Talcum Georgia Rose Face Pow der, Flesh Riker's Ilasol, large Arbutus Vanishing Cream 2 for 51c 2 for 1.01 2 for 51c 2 for 1.01 2 for 26c 2 for 16c 2 for 11c 2 for 26c 2 for 1.01 2 for 26c 2 for 51c 2 for 51c 2 for 51c 2 for 51c 2 for 36c 2 for 26c 2 for 1.01 2 for 26c 2 for 51c 2 for 1.01 2 for 26c 2 for 51c 2 for 61c 2 for 51c 75c Rexall Theatrical Cold Cream A good cleansing ceam for everyday use. 1-Pound Can. 2 for 76c You Save 74o 35c Narcisse Talcum Of fine imported talc. piL JJeilgntluiiy son ana re freshing. 2 for 36c You Save 84c 49c Harmony Bay Rum 8-ounce Bottle Made from the finest distilled Oil of Bay. Men like this excellent pro duct for general toilet use. Partic ularly refreshing after the shave. 2 for 50c You Save 48c REXALL REMEDIES & PURETEST PRODUCTS Catarrh Jelly, 5-8-oz. Antlseptls, 16-oz. for 26c . 2 for 70c Cold Tablets, Special, 30s 2 for 26c Corn Solvent, tt-oz. 2 for 26c Larkspur Lotion, 2-oz. 2 for 26c White Pine and Tar Comp. with Chery, 7-oz. 2 for 61c Fl. Extract Cascara Aro matic, 2-oz. 2 fo 86c Milk Chocolate Bar, H lb. Hard Candies, 1-lb. tin Llggett's Wafer Rolls . 2 for 86c 2 for 61c 2 for 6c Prescriptions RUBBER GOODS $2.00 Maximum Hot Water Bottle GUARANTEED FOB ONE YEAR Moulded in one piece. 2 for $2.01 You Save $1.99 Also $2 MAXIMUM FOUNTAIN SYRINGE 2 for $2.01 Maximum Combs 2 for 80c 75c Puretest Rubbing Alcohol Stars Full Pint Used in hospitals, gymnasiums and training camps for bathing and rub down. 2 for 76c You Save 74c Syrup Hypo. Comp., 16-oz 2 for 1.01 Mentholated White Pine and Tar, 3-oz. 2 for 38c Pctrofol, 16-oz. 2 for 61c Cod Liver OH Emul., 16-oz. 2 for 1.01 Mineral Oil, Russian Type, 16-oz. 2 for 1.01 This is Your Opportunity to Obtain Seasonable House hold Items at Money Saving Prices. Zinz Oxide Oint, 1-oz tube 2 for 21c Glycerin and Rose Water, 4-o z. Castor Oil, 3-oz. 2 for 36c 2 for 26c' Cod Liver Oil, 16-oz . 2 for 1.01 Tr. Iodine with Applicator 2 for 26c Epsom Salt, 16-oz. 2 for 26c Zinc Stearate, 1-oz. 2 for 26c 25c Tooth Brushes An assortment of styles and sizes that will satisfy the re quirements of your family. 2 for 26c You Save 24c Many Other Items Too Numerous to Classify A PROFIT-SHARING METHOD OF ADVERTISING THIS sale has been developed by the United Drug Company as an ad vertising plan. Rather than spend large sums of money in other ways to con vince you of the merit of these goods, they are spending it on this sale in per mitting us to sell you two full size packages of high quality merchandise for the price of one, plus one cent. It costs money to get new customers, but the sacrifice in profit is justified, be cause we know the goods will please you. 50c Klenzo Dental Creme and beautiful without Injury to the enamel. Pleasant tast ing. A common-sense denti frice. 2 for 51c You Save 49c 50c Klenzo Liquid Antiseptic Kills germs, banishes bad taste, purines the breath. Valuable in the treatment of py orrhea. 2 for 51c You Save 49c 69c Puretest Aspirin Tablets Bottle of 100 Prompt relief from pain. Will not depress the heart 2 for 70c You Save 69c Also Box of 24 Tablets 2 for 86c 50c Puretest Milk of Magnesia Smooth as cream. A good laxative for children and elderly people. 2 for 51c You Save 49c EVERY ARTICLE IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU SATISFACTION Registered druggist on duty at all times. All prescriptions promptly filled with purest chemicals obtain able. PATTERSON & SON Up-to- Date Druggists Heppner, Ore. STATIONERY 50c Lord Baltimore Stationery An up-to-date box of good writing paper. Large size sheets, popular-shaped en velopes. A real value in good writ ing paper. 2 for 51c You Save 49c Guardsmen Papeterie Pierre Papeterie Cascade Pound Paper Cascade Envelopes 2 for.1.51 2 for 76c . 2 for 5lc 2 for 41c 50c Marsala Pound Paper A Quality Paper at a Big Saving 2 for 51c You Save 4o Also 50c Marsala En velopes to match 2 for Slo I 'W If'
