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Thursday, Friday
and Saturday
OCT. 25-6-7
Thursday, Friday
and Saturday
OCT. 25-6-7
By Arthur Brisbane
Atheism .Via Radio.
Thanks, Mr. Wlibur.
Old Hearts Need Care.
Americans Are Taller.
HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, OCT. 25, 1928.
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The American Association for the
Advancement of Atheism demands a
high powered radio station in New
York City and does not get It, al
though the easiest way to make an
atheist ridiculous Is to let him talk.
It is hard to understand how any
body could talk atheism, knowing
that his voice is propelled by a pow
er beyond comprehension, travels
around the world through the mys
terious ether.
Atheists, young ones, especially,
might meditate on one of Bacon's
collected apothegms:
i Bimonldes, being asked of Hiero,
"what he thought of God," asked a
seven night's time to consider of it;
and at the seven nights' end he ask
ed a fortnight's time, at the fort
night's end, a month.
At which Hiero marvelling, Slm
onides answered "that the longer he
thought upon the matter the more
difficult he found It."
The more glibly you answer King
Hiero's question the less you know.
Congratulations to Secretary Wil
bur, who has ordered for our navy
two dirigibles that will be the big
gest in the world.
They will be three times as big as
the Los Angeles, one third bigger
than the German giant Count Zep
pelin and each will carry, under
the great gas bag, Ave airplanes for
scouting.
The Goodyear Zeppelin Corpora
tion will build them and friendly
nations abroad are informed that
we do not intend to be taken by
surprise.
A fleet of such dirigibles, each
carrying fifty tons of explosives and
modern war gas, able to unleash
one hundred fast destructive planes,
could leave with Uncle Sam's com
pliments a visiting card In Europe
or Asia that would not soon be for
gotten. We make war on no nation, but
we should be ready and able to All
with subsequent regret any one at
tacking us.
William W. Breck, retired busi
ness man, fell dead while playing
golf. He was sixty-four years old.
At sixty-four, make no violent ef
fort unless a good doctor has pro
nounced your heart "fool proof."
Golf is good for old men that
play, as they should, talking, laugh
ing, walking slowly. It's dangerous
for those that strain and strive to
better their game.
Remember, old gentlemen, that
whether you go around In 130 or
103, the cosmos will roll on, just the
same. Treat an old heart as you
would a dellqate vase, not as you
would treat an old rubber boot
Americans not going backward,
PHYSICALLY, at least Girls are
taller and stronger than ever. And
among 100 candidates reporting for
freshman crew practice at Cornell
yesterday, 48 were 6 feet tall; a good
sign.
A well-balanced body, of good
size, about 6 feet, is the right sort.
In old days, a Napoleon had to be
short If he had been a little taller
he would have been killed by the
first of the bullets that went an
inch above his head.
No wonder American boys and
girls grow. The nation's food bill is
TWENTY-THREE THOUSAND
MILLION DOLLARS.
Forty-seven thousand, nine hun
dred and eighty-five factories of dif
ferent kinds turn out food products,
assisted by 6,448,366 farmers. And
22 per cent of the food plants pro
duce nine-tenths of the food pro
ducts. Shiver at that, if you dread
monopoly.
It is a rich country that can af
ford to eat twenty-three billions
worth of food in a year. Much of
It, unfortunately, Is wasted.
This country, after all its spend
ing for food, clothing and other ne
cessities, has a "social surplus" of
TEN THOUSAND MILLION DOL
LARS, more than the country needs
for its living. That is what builds
up values, savings bank accounts
and Wall Street prices.
ANNOUNCEMENT.
Governor I. L. Patterson will
speak for 20 minutes over KGW
next Sunday evening, October 28th
on the subject of "Oregon Highways
and Hlehway Revenues." The talk
will be from 7:10 to 7:30 Sunday
evening. October 28th.
Oregon has acquired International
fame because of the excellence of
hor highways and Governor Patter
son's talk will bring to the attention
of Oreeonlans some things regard
Ing their road system which should
make every Oregon listener proua
John H. Williams, wheatralser of
the lone country, was attending to
business affairs here on Tuesday,
Seeding In his community is about
completed and some grain has come
un. Mr. Williams states, but tho
continued dry weather has not been
just the proper condition to bring
the grain along. However, if rains
should set In soon, the condition
of the planted grain will be greatly
benefitted.
W. O. Hill, Lexington Insurance
man, was a visitor here on Monday.
CorvftiOMT 1926 Unitu Droo Ox
WHAT IS A
ONE-CENT SALE?
IT IS a sale where you buy an item
at the regular price, then another
item of the same kind for one cent. As
an illustration : The standard price of
Klenzo Dental Creme is 50c, you buy
one tube at this price and by paying 1
Cent more, or 51 cents, you get two
tubes, and save 49 cents. Every Uni
ted Drug Company article in this sale
is a high qualty guaranteed product,
just the same as is sold every day at the
regular price. No limit buy all you
want, but on Thursday, Friday and Sat
urday only!
35c Harmony Cream of Almonds
:r if lef,
1 m&tMJ l'fdi
A soothing lotion for
chapped or rough skin.
Apply freely to face
and hands to keep the
complexion youthful.
2 for 36c
You save 34c
50c Harmony Cocoa Butter
Cold Cream
A real tissue builder.
Contains rich, nour
ishing oils.
2 for 51c
You Save 49c
I!
$1.00 Peptona
Full Pint
Enriches the blood and builds
strength. A good tonic for the.
Fall.
2 for $1.01
You Save 99c
50c Rexall Cherry Bark Cough
Syrup
Gives relief from
coughs and colds. Safe
for children and
adults. Pleasant tast
ing. 2 for 51c
You Save Slo
CANDY
TOILET GOODS DEPARTMENT
50c Jonteel Cold Cream
Face Powder
A soft blending powder that appeals
to discriminating women. All tints.
2 for 51c
You Save 49c
30c Rexall Shaving
Cream
Produces an abundant moist lather.
May be used with either hot or cold
water.
2 for 31c
You Save 89c
Also Shaving Stick or Powder
2 for S6c
All Standard Merchandise
No Limit to Quantities.
Come and Purchase for
Your Fall Drug Needs.
Save Money on These
Toilet Requisites
Juneve Talcum
Juneve Cream
Bouquet Ramee Talc
Bouquet Ramee Face
Powder
Klenzo Tar Shampoo Soap
Rexall Toilet Soap
Egyptian Palm Soap
Georgia Rose Soap
Harmony Toilet Water,
5-oz.
Georgia Rose Cold Cream
Lemon Cocoa Butter Lo
tion ,. :
Lemon Cocoa Butter Skin
Cream
Hair Fix
Petroleum Hair Rub
Antiseptic Tooth Powder
Rexall Tooth Paste
Harmony Quinine Hair
Tonic, 7-oz
Georgia Rose Vanishing
Cream
Rexall Shaving Lotion,
7-oz
Georgia Rose Body Pow
der Tiny Tot Talcum
Georgia Rose Face Pow
der, Flesh
Riker's Ilasol, large
Arbutus Vanishing Cream
2 for 51c
2 for 1.01
2 for 51c
2 for 1.01
2 for 26c
2 for 16c
2 for 11c
2 for 26c
2 for 1.01
2 for 26c
2 for 51c
2 for 51c
2 for 51c
2 for 51c
2 for 36c
2 for 26c
2 for 1.01
2 for 26c
2 for 51c
2 for 1.01
2 for 26c
2 for 51c
2 for 61c
2 for 51c
75c Rexall Theatrical Cold
Cream
A good cleansing ceam for everyday
use. 1-Pound Can.
2 for 76c
You Save 74o
35c Narcisse Talcum
Of fine imported talc. piL
JJeilgntluiiy son ana re
freshing. 2 for 36c
You Save 84c
49c Harmony Bay Rum
8-ounce Bottle
Made from the finest distilled Oil
of Bay. Men like this excellent pro
duct for general toilet use. Partic
ularly refreshing after the shave.
2 for 50c
You Save 48c
REXALL REMEDIES & PURETEST PRODUCTS
Catarrh Jelly, 5-8-oz.
Antlseptls, 16-oz.
for 26c
. 2 for 70c
Cold Tablets, Special, 30s 2 for 26c
Corn Solvent, tt-oz. 2 for 26c
Larkspur Lotion, 2-oz. 2 for 26c
White Pine and Tar Comp.
with Chery, 7-oz. 2 for 61c
Fl. Extract Cascara Aro
matic, 2-oz. 2 fo 86c
Milk Chocolate Bar, H lb.
Hard Candies, 1-lb. tin
Llggett's Wafer Rolls .
2 for 86c
2 for 61c
2 for 6c
Prescriptions
RUBBER GOODS
$2.00 Maximum Hot
Water Bottle
GUARANTEED FOB ONE
YEAR
Moulded in one piece.
2 for $2.01
You Save $1.99
Also
$2 MAXIMUM FOUNTAIN
SYRINGE
2 for $2.01
Maximum Combs 2 for 80c
75c Puretest Rubbing
Alcohol
Stars
Full Pint
Used in hospitals,
gymnasiums and
training camps for
bathing and rub
down. 2 for 76c
You Save 74c
Syrup Hypo. Comp., 16-oz 2 for 1.01
Mentholated White Pine and
Tar, 3-oz. 2 for 38c
Pctrofol, 16-oz. 2 for 61c
Cod Liver OH Emul., 16-oz. 2 for 1.01
Mineral Oil, Russian Type,
16-oz. 2 for 1.01
This is Your Opportunity to
Obtain Seasonable House
hold Items at Money
Saving Prices.
Zinz Oxide Oint, 1-oz tube 2 for 21c
Glycerin and Rose Water,
4-o z.
Castor Oil, 3-oz.
2 for 36c
2 for 26c'
Cod Liver Oil, 16-oz . 2 for 1.01
Tr. Iodine with Applicator 2 for 26c
Epsom Salt, 16-oz. 2 for 26c
Zinc Stearate, 1-oz. 2 for 26c
25c Tooth Brushes
An assortment of styles and
sizes that will satisfy the re
quirements of your family.
2 for 26c
You Save 24c
Many Other Items
Too Numerous
to Classify
A PROFIT-SHARING
METHOD OF
ADVERTISING
THIS sale has been developed by the
United Drug Company as an ad
vertising plan. Rather than spend large
sums of money in other ways to con
vince you of the merit of these goods,
they are spending it on this sale in per
mitting us to sell you two full size
packages of high quality merchandise
for the price of one, plus one cent. It
costs money to get new customers, but
the sacrifice in profit is justified, be
cause we know the goods will please
you.
50c Klenzo Dental Creme
and beautiful without Injury
to the enamel. Pleasant tast
ing. A common-sense denti
frice. 2 for 51c
You Save 49c
50c Klenzo Liquid Antiseptic
Kills germs, banishes
bad taste, purines the
breath. Valuable in
the treatment of py
orrhea. 2 for 51c
You Save 49c
69c Puretest Aspirin Tablets
Bottle of 100
Prompt relief from pain.
Will not depress the heart
2 for 70c
You Save 69c
Also Box of
24 Tablets
2 for 86c
50c Puretest Milk of Magnesia
Smooth as cream. A good laxative
for children and elderly people.
2 for 51c
You Save 49c
EVERY ARTICLE IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU SATISFACTION
Registered druggist on duty at all
times. All prescriptions promptly
filled with purest chemicals obtain
able.
PATTERSON & SON
Up-to- Date Druggists Heppner, Ore.
STATIONERY
50c Lord Baltimore Stationery
An up-to-date box of good
writing paper. Large size
sheets, popular-shaped en
velopes. A real value in good writ
ing paper.
2 for 51c
You Save 49c
Guardsmen Papeterie
Pierre Papeterie
Cascade Pound Paper
Cascade Envelopes
2 for.1.51
2 for 76c
. 2 for 5lc
2 for 41c
50c Marsala Pound Paper
A Quality Paper at a
Big Saving
2 for 51c
You Save 4o
Also 50c Marsala En
velopes to match
2 for Slo
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