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Newspaper Page Textf H ood's Sarsaparilla is unquestiona bly the greatest blood and liver medicine known. It. positively and permanently cures every humor, from Pimples to Scrofula. It is the Best Blood Medicine. Hliows Vain of Not. A well known iiilnUtiir I telling an at tloto almtit a brother rlfi-gyiiian who wits reijulrrtl uncxpiH'tiHlly ta of flrlutn at lh funeral of nut u con cerning whom he knew nothing. Whi'ti lut arrived at tlm town where the do cciimihI luul ilvmj ho till J JllMt tlnm to inn a few liniilrli' it I unit liU trullH HII1 Rt'lllfVfllll'Ilt, tilt) rPNIlltN of which hi noli'il on memorandum. Ills eulogy ut llm service, a reported, vu ulmiit a follows; "imr dear brother, whom we mourn to lny, whs a inn n of rtire character unit ability. lli hud the mental caput! liy of a referring to his notes "luiuici weuaier, the twet or a agulti consulting tils memorandum "Ut'iiry Clay, the pcrtluuHty of a" another rttfereiiee "I'lyaaea 8. Grant. We mu only inoiini him with pro foil ml ami aorrowful regret now that liu him gone to meet his" another rufercuco to tlm notes "(iod." The Reason Why. Druiwnoml, W'la., Bent. 1 (Special) Whole families In Hayfleld county arc. Bulging (lit; praises ol Dotld Kid ney I'illssttd the rearon why it given In exieiieitces auch at that of Mr. T. T, Wold, a wU known citizen here. "I haul such pain !n my back that I did not know what to do," aayi Mr. Wold, "and a I came across an adver tiiHimvnt of Dotld'g Kidney l'illt I tent for a hoi. That one boi relieved nit of all my paint. My wife a I no used thrin and found there lout what alia needed. I recommend .(odd's Kidney l'illt at a ttire cine for llackahe, and other Kidney Troubles." llackathe It one of the earliest symptom of Kidney disease. Dodd't Kidney Pills cure it promptly and permanently and prevent it developing Into Uheiiiiiatiimi, Dropsy, Diabetes or llright a Dima'O. Quack! Vuack! A stranger entered the poatofllre the other (In)', ami, approaching the Isdies Ki-niTiil delivery window, salted: "Any lettert for Johu lrak7" "Next window. Mr. Itrake," replied the iMilile atlrmliiiit. "Tula window I for liui-ka only," riTP Permanently una wonte or nervous Ilia after first day's uee of lr.KlleH'a(ireaN Heelorer. Hend fur Free Irlalbi'tlleendlreMlaak In. It. U. Kline. Ud..w AirbM, 1'hiLed.ipa.ia, fa. Her veil Her Hltflit. Io Alan! uifihlnks your heart I cold. 81ie Thnt'a a flirt 1 should hnv heeded molher'a advlfp. lie Mother's advice? Sin- Yen. She advised mc not t weur a thin waist until It cot wormer. Avers Mothers will find Mm. Wltieluw's Roothln Syrup Hi be mmedy luuea fur their children during me termini periou. AIm! Alack! The foul killer nt In hit ey rbMr tiiinkiiiK hi pipe of clny, for he hadn't a thing to do on earth but while the time awity. Hut sooti the fool killer's pipe went out and then he burnt Into team; It wis only a ilreniii his regular work was behind full a dosen years. For bronchial notifies try Mao's Cure for Consumption. It Is a pood cough medicine. A I driigglMa, price 'i cents. Wherein They IMffer. The Villain The angels of the other world are always pictured with wings ut Inched. The Kouhrette Yes. and the "angels" of the theatrical world are attached to the wings. PJE.I n When a child I hod very severe at tack of Diphtheria, which camcnearprov ing fatal. Upon recovery the glands of the neck were very tiiucu cuiurgeu, uuu aucr the free use of iodine, the riijiitone wna j reduced to lta normal aize, but the left one continued to Rrow very slowly at first, until it wng about the aizeof a goose cl which bean to press on the wind pipe, causing difficult breathing, and be came very painful. An incision was made nd large quantity of pus discharged. The gland was removed, or as much at could with safety be taken out. For ten years I wore a little piece of cloth about an inch long in my neclc to keen the place open. During this time I had to have it cut open by the doctor every time I took coldortheopenlngclogged. In the Spring or early Summer of 1884 I was persuaded by my wife to uce S. S. S., which I did, strictly in accordance with directions, I took twenty-six large bottles, and was en tlrely cured, for I have not suffered since that time. B. S. Kaoland. Royal Bag Mfg. Co., Charleston, 8. C Only a constitutional remedy can reach an hereditary disease like Scrofula. When 1 the blood is restored to a normal condition and the scrofulous deposits are carried off there is a gradual return to health. S.S.S. la well known at a blood purifier and tonic. It it the n 1 y guaranteed, trictlv vegetable remedvsold. If you have any signs of Scrofula, write us and our physicians will advise you freo Tbe Swift Spoclflo Company, Atlanta, Ga. "Did you ever get Into an argument Itu biinr "Yes. Indeed." "He's qulle dogmatic. Isn't he?" "Oh. post- vely bull dogmatic." Philadelphia dger. Itoyle The Komera llvt very fru gally Indeed, lliey have cast-Iron rulet for the spending of their money. Hoyle That Is what I should call rigid econ omy. Kausat City Journal. Willy Hay, autitle, what did Uncle Itob marry you fort Aunt Why. for love, of course. Willy (meditatively) H'ml Iive will make a man do al most anything, won't It, auntie? Iter. Dr. Thirdly Don't you know, little boy, that you shouldn't fish on the Sabbath day? Tommy Toddles I ain't a-flshlu', boss, I'm Jus' teachlu' werme how ter swim. Chicago Chron- fit. "It she a new womanT "Bettor than now, even. You see, she secured one hundred thousand dollalrs alimony from her last husband, and that makes her Improved property." New York limes. "How muny lodges did you say your husband belonged to?" she suddenly aeked. "Fifteen." "Mercy on me! But think of a man being out fifteen nights week! I am really glud that I'm a widow," "New, tbla fair." said the man who hid been chasing around 8t Louis. with hit nose In the air, "It plenty big- enough, but" "Ab!" Interrupted the wise observer. "Are you from Chi cego or Buffalo?" "la India barbers rank high. So cially taey are the equals of the priests." "Kay, where do poeta come In over there r "Baina place they do here." "Whnre't that?" "Among the Ulustrlou dead." Chicago Uocord- Herald. "Is the boss going to give you the raise you sktd for?" "Well er I'm afraid to tay. I told htm I thought my pay should be commensurate with tbe amount of work I do, and he promptly agreed with me." Philadel phia Press. "You mutt not expect me to give up by girlhood's ways all at once," ealfl the happy bride. "Oh, I won't," he re plies, "i nope you 11 keep right on taking an allowance from your father Juat at If nothing bad happened." Superior Telegram. Employment Agent What wat the matter with your last place? Domes tic The missus was too particular. Employment Agent In what way? Do mesticShe wouldn't let me lock the baby In tbe fold In' bed w'en I bad com pany. New York Weekly. "Mo yon are learning to spell, are you, Jen nay?" asked grandmamma. "Yea, grandma," wat the reply. "Well, let me hear you tpell 'bread.' " "I don't believe I can, grandma," replied the little felllow. "But I think If I had a email piece of cake I could spell that" Great Editor I think It would be a good Idea to print our circulation at the head of our editorial page. What't the population of tills country? Business Manager About forty million. Great Kditor Well, we'll not claim a circu lation of over thirty-five million. No use exaggerating. Teacher Where It Bussla? Inter val of dead alienee. "Come, nowl come, come; you ought to b aaluimed of yourselves not to know whore Rus sia la. especially juat now. Where Is It?" Tommy I knows, teacher. Teach er Well, where? Tommy Up a bloom I a' tree, teacher! Yeast They tay babies are never naslck. Crlmsotibesk Well, that ac counts for something. Yeast What's that? Crlmaonbeak When I was crossing, last summer, I taw a man at tick as be could be, singing, "Back ward, turn backward, O Time, lu your flight; make me a child again, Just for te night." Yonkers Statesman. "I want half a pound of water crack ers," asld Mrs. Newcome. "All-fired aorrry, ma'am," replied the couutry storekeeper, "but I ain't got but two doren of 'era In the place." "Well. I'll tike them." "Jest wait ten. twenty minutes. Ill Peters an' Josh Sloeuin hat been ualn' them fur checkers, an' they're playln' the decldln' game now." Mrs. Morton (angrily) Tommy Hor- ton, what made you hit my little John ny? Tommy Morton lie struck me with a brick. Mrs. Morton (more an grily) Well, never let me hear of your hitting him again. If he bits you, you come and tell me. Tommy Morton (sneerlngly) Yes; and what would you do? Mrs. Morton Why, I d whip him. Tommy Morton (In disgust) What! he lilts me with a brick, and you have the fun of licking hi in for It? Not much! Impure blood always shows somewhere. If the skin, (hen boils, pimples, rashes. If the nerves, then neuralgia, nerv ousness, depression. If the Sarsaparilla stomach, then dyspepsia, biliousness, loss of appetite. Your doctor knows the remedy, used for 60 years. " RKIiiriiliir from tl.t iln r, I w a parf.r wrH'K. Mr blowl Wat trad, and ntf liaalth il a"', nut a law bottlaa f A f.r batiayarilla eutliaiaif erait iu " II. C. Uosmlbm, McrsnUH), fa. f I 0 s hutll.. for 1. o. I ..w. Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeplna the bowels regular with Ayer's Pills. Impure Blood COZY CORNER 8 EAT. Made of Aa Old Crib, but It Herve4 the 1'arpoee WelL. My baby bad outgrown bit crib, and a at iron bed bed been substituted. Then came the Question. Whst shall he done with the crib? Part wlfa It? No, indeed! It had become endeared to ine, and as there was no attle In which to store It, It wat neeessarr to utilize It In tome manner In our living rooms. Tbe crib was of the ordinsry variety, with high ends and low sides, the foot side being blnged on. It had long been enameled white, but to make It look less like a crib, a can of forest KTeen enamel paint wat bougut, and a thin coat ao tbln that the white al most ahowed through waa applied. The hinged tide wat removed and firmly fastened to the back, making A perverse temper, and a dlseoutunted. fretful disposition, wherever they prt' vail, rentier any state of life unhappy. Cicero. You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen 8. Olmsted. I fint N. Y.. for s free sample of Allen's Koot Kaae. It cur wetting, hot swollen, aching fart. It make. Btwortisnt snots cany. A eeriam cure 101 conn, Insrowlni calls and bunions. All ani u It. gists sell 26c Kon't accept soy substitute. W. M. Scott of the Department of A rleulture Is tasking eiDerinients at Knn Vslely, Ga., to find something to stop orown roi in pescbes. Deafness Cannot Be Cured br local applications ss they esnnot reach the dlanaaed portion of th. ear. 1 here is only one way to cure ucauieaa, snd that is by eunatitu llonal reniellea. lvalues! la caused by an In named condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. V. ben this tube la hi darned rou bar a rumbllngauund or imperfect hear ing, snd when It la entirely closed, Jxalneaa is the result, and tin leu tbe nllammation can be taken out and this tube re toted to its normal condition, bearing will be destroyed forever; olnacaaesoutof ten srs cauaed by Catarrh, which Is nothing but au inlhuued condition oi Ihe-mucoua suriaca. newlllalve One Hundred Dollars for any .nai can- bend for crib a siiArr.n roa skat. :sm of lirafni-M (rained by catarrh) that can not t cure a by lialls Catarrh. Cure, llrculara. free. V. 1. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0. fold by rirumUn, tlx. llail'i family l'llli srs the best. that the height of the ends. The legs were then sawed off, to make It a con venient distance from the floor to use at a test. A quantity of hair an old hair mat treat, In feet made a box cushion for It, looking exceedingly well covered with a green burlap bavlng a Urge, Bprawnng pinx rose upon K. Wltn a long darning needle and some pink floss tbe cushion wat tacked In squares, the ends being tied tightly before cutting. Next was made a very thick pad tbe width of the aldet and ends of the crib, and just long enough to upholster them neatly. Tbit was also covered with the green burlap, racked firmly to tbe top and bottom, and finished Lsdy "drummers" In Berlin, seeking trsde for the department stores, make tours around the city on bicycles, which sre arranged to carry samples of goods. Knee lev UViruK-wuHrniiiL- iuoaiau 7jre HABITS rtKMAntnTLT CuKU) rot full SAncuLASj ameirnifTiMitmiTt,- poutlano.owc, MMHMMaawaaaaaMM We like to divine others, but do not like to be divined ourselves. llochefou csuld. with upholsterers' braid, put on with gilt-headed tacks. A box-plaited valance of me burlap all around the crib, finished also with braid, completed the teat. The whole cost of my cozy seat was about $2.50, but of course it wae my own handiwork. Upholstered aa It Is now, and set in niche by the chimney, piled high with bright-colored cushions, it It the admiration of all my callers, who are surprised when told of lta humble ori gin. Lenora F. Channon, In tbe La dles' World. A prominent Southern lady, Mrs. Blanchard, of Nashville, Tenn., tells how she was cured of backache, dizziness, painful and irregular periods by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "Diab Mrs. Ptnkb am : Gratitude compela me to acknowledge the great merit of your Vegetable Compound. I have Buffered for four years with ir regular and painful menstruation, also dlzzinets, paint in the back and lower limbs, and fitful elec-p. I dreaded tbe time to come which would only moan Buffering to me. ' Better health Is all I wanted, and cure it possible. I.vdla 1. lMnk- liam's Vegetable Compound brought me health and happiness in a few abort months. I feel like another person now. My aches and pains have left me. Life aeema new and sweet to me, and everything aeema pleasant ana easy. " Six bottlea brought me health, and waa worth more than months under the doctor's care, which really did not benefit me at all. I am satisfied there la no medicine so good for Blck women aa your Vegetable Compound, and. I advocate it to mv lady f rlenda in need of medical help." Mrs. 11. A. Blah chard, 433 Broad Bt, Nashville, Tenn. tSOOO forftlt If arjna tf eoses fatter fernaM swiiwt Ss frwfaveal Duy Hhoes by Inches. Most women buy their children's shoes by inches Instead of by sires, says the head clerk of one Chlcngo shoe store. Rome do It in order to know what they are getting, bemuse of slight differences that exist between sites. Others do It because the size marki have been rubbed off the Inside of the uppers. The practical mother does not take her children to be fitted. Hht knows that a trip downtown with them meant soda water and candy. Bo the saves time and money by using her tape measure and leaving it to the shoe clerk to do the rest If you harp on your grievance long enough your friends will have one hig her than yours. Man goes into the mntrlmonlnl game like a Hon and comet out like a lumu. BUY o if s H O PROM YOUR DEALER Bast Couiti Brrup, TmImi 0mh1 lit tn Km, felt, hi 1nitfkflra. I ft , .-'."N i 1 a' , A..--W Hi' 1 t1 ;-'":;! 4p9v i . ' - ii i SKAT WHEN riXISBED. XVCclabk Preparation Tor As similating tlicFoodandReula ling UieStemachs and Bowels of Promotes DigcsiionCheerfur ness and Rest.ConUiins neillier Opium.Morpliine norliiicraL lSOT All C OTIC . Jbape utOUO-SAIiLUPfTCiajl Alx.Sauul Wstm.Sf.l Cmfud .tuav Wutrynt rimr. AperTecl Remedy forConslipa Tlon.Sour Stontach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss of SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of NEW YOTIK. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of tXACT COPY OF WRABSCa AAV AW.- r in Use For Over Thirty Years ths estrauia aoaiamnT. new Tog errv. Quite a Different Thing;. "George says he never has so good a time as when he Is out with me," asserted the clrl in brown. "Does he really?" returned the girl in gray, commieeratingly. "Now, Alfred is quite different When he's 'out' with me he's unhappy until he makes It up." Brooklyn Eagle. CAPE COD FISHERMEN LUCKY. An Inexhaustible Bupply of QnuhoKa Ie Discovered by Them. Because two fishermen seeking qua- hoge lost their bearings in a fog the towns of Orleans, Wellfleet and East- ham are made richer each year to the extent of more than $30,000. For years the fishermen sought qua- hogs only when there was nothing else to do. Two brothers pushed off the Orleans shore bent on getting as many quahogs as possible, seeing in this the only way to avoid disappoint ment to the loved ones at home. The men became lost In the fog, and In despair threw over the anchor. They knew by the depth that they were far from where they usually fished. In desperation one threw over the rake, and when it came up it con tained more than the men had ever taken In by one rnklng. Time and again this was repeated until before night the host was filled. As the fog cleared they made for home, having first taken their bearings. When the men landed they told their fellow fishermen of their luck, and to day 100 boats, carrying nearly 800 men, are dally employed on tbeee grounds, which seem to have an in exhaustible supply. The tied runs parallel with the shore line of Orleans, Enstham and Well- fleet and Is a mile and a half from shore. It Is two miles long by a mile wide. On nn average the men take three or four burrels a day. TbU could be exceeded, but restrictions have been imposed by the towns' oM-cIhIs. The bottom Is covered with a sub stance not unlike red coral, and under this the quillings lie. To take them the coral substance must be broken, which is the hard work about the business. All of the catch of the summer Is not marketed ut once, but a good portion Is bedded on flats near the shore and kept until winter, when better prices can be obtained. Boston Globe. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Dear Signature of OREOON PORTLAND ST. HELEN'S HALL A GIRL'B SCHOOL OF THE HIGHEST CLAIUcorpaof teacbe-a, location, build- i in i; equipment the beat. Bend lor cat alogue. Term Open September IK, IQO- POSITIONS GUARANTEED. S5.000 forfeit placed with a National Bank to make good any failure on our part. Catalogue free. Write today. Eoutel Buslneaa College Tacoma, Wamh. See FaoSlmila Wrapper Below. Very a mall amd ea mmy to take as sma'aA I CARTEtfSl l,aWenffi I i t l- VI ITU MUT NAVt ft cVnti I Purely TegetaWi FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZIKESS. FOR BIUOUSRESS. FOR TORPID UVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIR. FORTXECOMPLEaIGR it wh Anmi. PRICES THAT TALK. Beat galvanized atandard wrought Iron pipe s4 inch, trJU per luu fe?t. Beat galvanized atandard wrought iron pipe. 1 inch, f per I'll feet. AU aizea in, black and galvanized pipe at lowest market prices. Wood pumps, capacity one barrel per minute, s. Kuboer, leatr.er and canvas belting, boae and pecking at wholesale pricea. Write na for your wanta in the machinery line. Irrigation planU a atierialty. keleraoo Machinery Co., Port land, Orefoa. CURE SICK HEADACHE. Dr. C. Gee Wo VONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Tbla wonderful Chi tieae doctor ta called great baraoaa he curea people without opera, tloii thai are given Dp to die. He ruree with thoee wonderful lht rteee herbe, root, ttntta, bartta and veavtantea th a are entirety an know a to medical ect- ence In Ihte Co intrv. Tbrouch ihoae harmieas remedlea thia fammta doom amiwe the acuoa or over ton different rem etllea, which be iurr.ee fully aaea la diVentaw dtaeaaea. He guaranteee to core callarh, aalh ma, lung, throat, rheutnetteni, nervouenean, atomai-h, liver, kidneya, etc.1 haa hundreda of teatlmoalaia thargt-a oiderate. la.1 and Bee him. Fatlenia out of tbe dig write lot blanks and ctrruiara, Hend etarap, CUeUie lATlO.S I'llkh, AUOUIbBS The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 251 Alder St.. PurUadd, utifm. ag-M.ul.e . imwt. the oae of P. N. U. No. 39 1004 WHEN writing; t montiuB this toadvertiMrs pi gaper. "DID'NT HURT A IS WHAT THEY SAY BIT J .k .... U We ran extract one or all your teeth with new keth the 7" lu out hnitlug a bit, ami put ante day if you desire. Our aystem of crtiwn snl bridge work 1 Imple, quick and pattilea. Ir. T. A. Blackmore will have charge o! our tirexhain ofltce every haitirlay. Th9 diM'tor is a graduaTe and tevrislereti denti-t, and we feci eonlidenl that he will treat the people right. Jpeu evening till 9 Sundays Irom to 1. I'bone Main )-. . A. Mm Bine Light for Inflammation. The effect of blue Mht In re-dufln Inflammntlori, diminishing' pain, pro rnotlTif absorption of morbid secretions and curing diseases of tha skin, tins bean alown by sereral recent re searches. nistlactlosi. "Shopping to-dny, Mra. rnsserton ?" "Oh, no; Juat buying things that we absolutely need." Detroit Free Preas. It usually payi much better to put riches lu trusts than to put trust In rlchea. WISE BROS., Dentists RWtJ."t?W RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES BOILERS SAW MILLS THRESHERS STACKERS Write fr Catalogs and Prices The A. H. Averiil Machinery Co., You Can Count Your Chickens Hcfnre They Are Hatched In a CHATHAM INITHATOR. . Fvery fertle egg you put Into a Chatham Inmi. batiir will come mil a lu'nlihy, aturdy chirk. I hat la the reri.nl the Chatham Ini'tiliatiir haa ma In tor Itself ami the t hai ham llroeder will bring tlimn up t eller than the must mu'herly hen. I here la big money to tie made In raising chic ens with a I'liaibam lucuhaior. Th larmer who overl..ks this branch of his buslneaa la noKlertliignii n( the greatest profit producing det.artmenia of his (arm. lh I'srlllfl Cosat Is not pn during eti 'tigh clilrk ins to supply their own wan is. chicken raising li profitable. OCR tir'KKK: We will sell you a Chatham In cubator on time. It will make many times Its crnet to you. We pay the freight. Vrle me lor our 1 tilqua Catalog and useiul hlnla on poultry rate lug. Costs you nothing, lio It now. ceo. w. roorr Paolllo Coast Agont Bum 480 SACRAMENTO, OAU a lasauTtj; Ht-L:-; y BPS t- .- .r .,r - J i.