f
H
ood's
Sarsaparilla is unquestiona
bly the greatest blood and
liver medicine known. It.
positively and permanently
cures every humor, from
Pimples to Scrofula. It is
the Best
Blood Medicine.
Hliows Vain of Not.
A well known iiilnUtiir I telling an
at tloto almtit a brother rlfi-gyiiian
who wits reijulrrtl uncxpiH'tiHlly ta of
flrlutn at lh funeral of nut u con
cerning whom he knew nothing. Whi'ti
lut arrived at tlm town where the do
cciimihI luul ilvmj ho till J JllMt tlnm to
inn a few liniilrli' it I unit liU trullH
HII1 Rt'lllfVfllll'Ilt, tilt) rPNIlltN of
which hi noli'il on memorandum.
Ills eulogy ut llm service, a reported,
vu ulmiit a follows;
"imr dear brother, whom we mourn
to lny, whs a inn n of rtire character
unit ability. lli hud the mental caput!
liy of a referring to his notes
"luiuici weuaier, the twet or a
agulti consulting tils memorandum
"Ut'iiry Clay, the pcrtluuHty of a"
another rttfereiiee "I'lyaaea 8. Grant.
We mu only inoiini him with pro
foil ml ami aorrowful regret now that
liu him gone to meet his" another
rufercuco to tlm notes "(iod."
The Reason Why.
Druiwnoml, W'la., Bent. 1 (Special)
Whole families In Hayfleld county
arc. Bulging (lit; praises ol Dotld Kid
ney I'illssttd the rearon why it given
In exieiieitces auch at that of Mr. T.
T, Wold, a wU known citizen here.
"I haul such pain !n my back that I
did not know what to do," aayi Mr.
Wold, "and a I came across an adver
tiiHimvnt of Dotld'g Kidney l'illt I tent
for a hoi. That one boi relieved nit
of all my paint. My wife a I no used
thrin and found there lout what alia
needed. I recommend .(odd's Kidney
l'illt at a ttire cine for llackahe, and
other Kidney Troubles."
llackathe It one of the earliest
symptom of Kidney disease. Dodd't
Kidney Pills cure it promptly and
permanently and prevent it developing
Into Uheiiiiiatiimi, Dropsy, Diabetes or
llright a Dima'O.
Quack! Vuack!
A stranger entered the poatofllre the
other (In)', ami, approaching the Isdies
Ki-niTiil delivery window, salted:
"Any lettert for Johu lrak7"
"Next window. Mr. Itrake," replied
the iMilile atlrmliiiit. "Tula window I
for liui-ka only,"
riTP Permanently una wonte or nervous
Ilia after first day's uee of lr.KlleH'a(ireaN
Heelorer. Hend fur Free Irlalbi'tlleendlreMlaak
In. It. U. Kline. Ud..w AirbM, 1'hiLed.ipa.ia, fa.
Her veil Her Hltflit.
Io Alan! uifihlnks your heart I
cold.
81ie Thnt'a a flirt 1 should hnv
heeded molher'a advlfp.
lie Mother's advice?
Sin- Yen. She advised mc not t
weur a thin waist until It cot wormer.
Avers
Mothers will find Mm. Wltieluw's Roothln
Syrup Hi be mmedy luuea fur their children
during me termini periou.
AIm! Alack!
The foul killer nt In hit ey rbMr
tiiinkiiiK hi pipe of clny, for he hadn't
a thing to do on earth but while the time
awity. Hut sooti the fool killer's pipe
went out and then he burnt Into team;
It wis only a ilreniii his regular work
was behind full a dosen years.
For bronchial notifies try Mao's Cure
for Consumption. It Is a pood cough
medicine. A I driigglMa, price 'i cents.
Wherein They IMffer.
The Villain The angels of the other
world are always pictured with wings ut
Inched.
The Kouhrette Yes. and the "angels"
of the theatrical world are attached to
the wings.
PJE.I n
When a child I hod very severe at
tack of Diphtheria, which camcnearprov
ing fatal. Upon recovery the glands of the
neck were very tiiucu cuiurgeu, uuu aucr
the free use of iodine, the riijiitone wna j
reduced to lta normal aize, but the left
one continued to Rrow very slowly at
first, until it wng about the aizeof a goose
cl which bean to press on the wind
pipe, causing difficult breathing, and be
came very painful. An incision was made
nd large quantity of pus discharged.
The gland was removed, or as much at
could with safety be taken out. For ten
years I wore a little piece of cloth about an
inch long in my neclc to keen the place
open. During this time I had to have it
cut open by the doctor every time I took
coldortheopenlngclogged. In the Spring
or early Summer of 1884 I was persuaded
by my wife to uce S. S. S., which I did,
strictly in accordance with directions, I
took twenty-six large bottles, and was en
tlrely cured, for I have not suffered since
that time. B. S. Kaoland.
Royal Bag Mfg. Co., Charleston, 8. C
Only a constitutional remedy can reach
an hereditary disease like Scrofula. When
1 the blood is restored to a normal condition
and the scrofulous deposits are carried off
there is a gradual return to health. S.S.S.
la well known at a
blood purifier and
tonic. It it the
n 1 y guaranteed,
trictlv vegetable
remedvsold. If you
have any signs of
Scrofula, write us
and our physicians
will advise you freo
Tbe Swift Spoclflo Company, Atlanta, Ga.
"Did you ever get Into an argument
Itu biinr "Yes. Indeed." "He's
qulle dogmatic. Isn't he?" "Oh. post-
vely bull dogmatic." Philadelphia
dger.
Itoyle The Komera llvt very fru
gally Indeed, lliey have cast-Iron rulet
for the spending of their money. Hoyle
That Is what I should call rigid econ
omy. Kausat City Journal.
Willy Hay, autitle, what did Uncle
Itob marry you fort Aunt Why. for
love, of course. Willy (meditatively)
H'ml Iive will make a man do al
most anything, won't It, auntie?
Iter. Dr. Thirdly Don't you know,
little boy, that you shouldn't fish on
the Sabbath day? Tommy Toddles I
ain't a-flshlu', boss, I'm Jus' teachlu'
werme how ter swim. Chicago Chron-
fit.
"It she a new womanT "Bettor
than now, even. You see, she secured
one hundred thousand dollalrs alimony
from her last husband, and that makes
her Improved property." New York
limes.
"How muny lodges did you say your
husband belonged to?" she suddenly
aeked. "Fifteen." "Mercy on me! But
think of a man being out fifteen nights
week! I am really glud that I'm a
widow,"
"New, tbla fair." said the man who
hid been chasing around 8t Louis.
with hit nose In the air, "It plenty big-
enough, but" "Ab!" Interrupted the
wise observer. "Are you from Chi
cego or Buffalo?"
"la India barbers rank high. So
cially taey are the equals of the
priests." "Kay, where do poeta come
In over there r "Baina place they do
here." "Whnre't that?" "Among the
Ulustrlou dead." Chicago Uocord-
Herald.
"Is the boss going to give you the
raise you sktd for?" "Well er I'm
afraid to tay. I told htm I thought
my pay should be commensurate with
tbe amount of work I do, and he
promptly agreed with me." Philadel
phia Press.
"You mutt not expect me to give up
by girlhood's ways all at once," ealfl
the happy bride. "Oh, I won't," he re
plies, "i nope you 11 keep right on
taking an allowance from your father
Juat at If nothing bad happened."
Superior Telegram.
Employment Agent What wat the
matter with your last place? Domes
tic The missus was too particular.
Employment Agent In what way? Do
mesticShe wouldn't let me lock the
baby In tbe fold In' bed w'en I bad com
pany. New York Weekly.
"Mo yon are learning to spell, are you,
Jen nay?" asked grandmamma. "Yea,
grandma," wat the reply. "Well, let
me hear you tpell 'bread.' " "I don't
believe I can, grandma," replied the
little felllow. "But I think If I had a
email piece of cake I could spell that"
Great Editor I think It would be a
good Idea to print our circulation at the
head of our editorial page. What't the
population of tills country? Business
Manager About forty million. Great
Kditor Well, we'll not claim a circu
lation of over thirty-five million. No
use exaggerating.
Teacher Where It Bussla? Inter
val of dead alienee. "Come, nowl
come, come; you ought to b aaluimed
of yourselves not to know whore Rus
sia la. especially juat now. Where Is
It?" Tommy I knows, teacher. Teach
er Well, where? Tommy Up a
bloom I a' tree, teacher!
Yeast They tay babies are never
naslck. Crlmsotibesk Well, that ac
counts for something. Yeast What's
that? Crlmaonbeak When I was
crossing, last summer, I taw a man
at tick as be could be, singing, "Back
ward, turn backward, O Time, lu your
flight; make me a child again, Just for
te night." Yonkers Statesman.
"I want half a pound of water crack
ers," asld Mrs. Newcome. "All-fired
aorrry, ma'am," replied the couutry
storekeeper, "but I ain't got but two
doren of 'era In the place." "Well. I'll
tike them." "Jest wait ten. twenty
minutes. Ill Peters an' Josh Sloeuin
hat been ualn' them fur checkers, an'
they're playln' the decldln' game now."
Mrs. Morton (angrily) Tommy Hor-
ton, what made you hit my little John
ny? Tommy Morton lie struck me
with a brick. Mrs. Morton (more an
grily) Well, never let me hear of your
hitting him again. If he bits you, you
come and tell me. Tommy Morton
(sneerlngly) Yes; and what would you
do? Mrs. Morton Why, I d whip him.
Tommy Morton (In disgust) What! he
lilts me with a brick, and you have the
fun of licking hi in for It? Not much!
Impure blood always shows
somewhere. If the skin, (hen
boils, pimples, rashes. If the
nerves, then neuralgia, nerv
ousness, depression. If the
Sarsaparilla
stomach, then dyspepsia,
biliousness, loss of appetite.
Your doctor knows the
remedy, used for 60 years.
" RKIiiriiliir from tl.t iln r, I w a
parf.r wrH'K. Mr blowl Wat trad, and ntf
liaalth il a"', nut a law bottlaa f A f.r
batiayarilla eutliaiaif erait iu "
II. C. Uosmlbm, McrsnUH), fa.
f I 0 s hutll..
for
1. o.
I ..w.
Aid the Sarsaparilla by keeplna the
bowels regular with Ayer's Pills.
Impure Blood
COZY CORNER 8 EAT.
Made of Aa Old Crib, but It Herve4 the
1'arpoee WelL.
My baby bad outgrown bit crib, and
a at iron bed bed been substituted.
Then came the Question. Whst shall
he done with the crib? Part wlfa It?
No, indeed! It had become endeared
to ine, and as there was no attle In
which to store It, It wat neeessarr to
utilize It In tome manner In our living
rooms.
Tbe crib was of the ordinsry variety,
with high ends and low sides, the foot
side being blnged on. It had long
been enameled white, but to make It
look less like a crib, a can of forest
KTeen enamel paint wat bougut, and a
thin coat ao tbln that the white al
most ahowed through waa applied.
The hinged tide wat removed and
firmly fastened to the back, making
A perverse temper, and a dlseoutunted.
fretful disposition, wherever they prt'
vail, rentier any state of life unhappy.
Cicero.
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted. I fint N. Y.. for s
free sample of Allen's Koot Kaae. It cur
wetting, hot swollen, aching fart. It make.
Btwortisnt snots cany. A eeriam cure 101
conn, Insrowlni calls and bunions. All ani
u It.
gists sell
26c Kon't accept soy substitute.
W. M. Scott of the Department of A
rleulture Is tasking eiDerinients at Knn
Vslely, Ga., to find something to stop
orown roi in pescbes.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
br local applications ss they esnnot reach the
dlanaaed portion of th. ear. 1 here is only one
way to cure ucauieaa, snd that is by eunatitu
llonal reniellea. lvalues! la caused by an In
named condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. V. ben this tube la hi darned
rou bar a rumbllngauund or imperfect hear
ing, snd when It la entirely closed, Jxalneaa is
the result, and tin leu tbe nllammation can be
taken out and this tube re toted to its normal
condition, bearing will be destroyed forever;
olnacaaesoutof ten srs cauaed by Catarrh,
which Is nothing but au inlhuued condition oi
Ihe-mucoua suriaca.
newlllalve One Hundred Dollars for any
.nai can-
bend for
crib a siiArr.n roa skat.
:sm of lirafni-M (rained by catarrh) that can
not t cure a by lialls Catarrh. Cure,
llrculara. free.
V. 1. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0.
fold by rirumUn, tlx.
llail'i family l'llli srs the best.
that the height of the ends. The legs
were then sawed off, to make It a con
venient distance from the floor to use
at a test.
A quantity of hair an old hair mat
treat, In feet made a box cushion for
It, looking exceedingly well covered
with a green burlap bavlng a Urge,
Bprawnng pinx rose upon K. Wltn a
long darning needle and some pink
floss tbe cushion wat tacked In
squares, the ends being tied tightly
before cutting.
Next was made a very thick pad tbe
width of the aldet and ends of the
crib, and just long enough to upholster
them neatly. Tbit was also covered
with the green burlap, racked firmly
to tbe top and bottom, and finished
Lsdy "drummers" In Berlin, seeking
trsde for the department stores, make
tours around the city on bicycles, which
sre arranged to carry samples of goods.
Knee lev UViruK-wuHrniiiL- iuoaiau
7jre HABITS rtKMAntnTLT CuKU)
rot full SAncuLASj
ameirnifTiMitmiTt,- poutlano.owc,
MMHMMaawaaaaaMM
We like to divine others, but do not
like to be divined ourselves. llochefou
csuld.
with upholsterers' braid, put on with
gilt-headed tacks.
A box-plaited valance of me burlap
all around the crib, finished also with
braid, completed the teat.
The whole cost of my cozy seat was
about $2.50, but of course it wae my
own handiwork.
Upholstered aa It Is now, and set in
niche by the chimney, piled high
with bright-colored cushions, it It the
admiration of all my callers, who are
surprised when told of lta humble ori
gin. Lenora F. Channon, In tbe La
dles' World.
A prominent Southern lady,
Mrs. Blanchard, of Nashville,
Tenn., tells how she was cured
of backache, dizziness, painful
and irregular periods by the use
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
"Diab Mrs. Ptnkb am : Gratitude
compela me to acknowledge the great
merit of your Vegetable Compound. I
have Buffered for four years with ir
regular and painful menstruation, also
dlzzinets, paint in the back and lower
limbs, and fitful elec-p. I dreaded tbe
time to come which would only moan
Buffering to me.
' Better health Is all I wanted, and
cure it possible. I.vdla 1. lMnk-
liam's Vegetable Compound
brought me health and happiness in
a few abort months. I feel like another
person now. My aches and pains have
left me. Life aeema new and sweet to
me, and everything aeema pleasant
ana easy.
" Six bottlea brought me health, and
waa worth more than months under
the doctor's care, which really did not
benefit me at all. I am satisfied there
la no medicine so good for Blck women
aa your Vegetable Compound, and. I
advocate it to mv lady f rlenda in need
of medical help." Mrs. 11. A. Blah
chard, 433 Broad Bt, Nashville, Tenn.
tSOOO forftlt If arjna tf eoses fatter
fernaM swiiwt Ss frwfaveal
Duy Hhoes by Inches.
Most women buy their children's
shoes by inches Instead of by sires,
says the head clerk of one Chlcngo
shoe store. Rome do It in order to
know what they are getting, bemuse
of slight differences that exist between
sites. Others do It because the size
marki have been rubbed off the Inside
of the uppers. The practical mother
does not take her children to be fitted.
Hht knows that a trip downtown with
them meant soda water and candy. Bo
the saves time and money by using her
tape measure and leaving it to the shoe
clerk to do the rest
If you harp on your grievance long
enough your friends will have one hig
her than yours.
Man goes into the mntrlmonlnl game
like a Hon and comet out like a lumu.
BUY
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PROM YOUR DEALER
Bast Couiti Brrup, TmImi 0mh1 lit
tn Km, felt, hi 1nitfkflra. I
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Hi' 1
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SKAT WHEN riXISBED.
XVCclabk Preparation Tor As
similating tlicFoodandReula
ling UieStemachs and Bowels of
Promotes DigcsiionCheerfur
ness and Rest.ConUiins neillier
Opium.Morpliine norliiicraL
lSOT All C OTIC .
Jbape utOUO-SAIiLUPfTCiajl
Alx.Sauul
Wstm.Sf.l
Cmfud .tuav
Wutrynt rimr.
AperTecl Remedy forConslipa
Tlon.Sour Stontach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss of SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
NEW YOTIK.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
tXACT COPY OF WRABSCa
AAV
AW.-
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in
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
ths estrauia aoaiamnT. new Tog errv.
Quite a Different Thing;.
"George says he never has so good
a time as when he Is out with me,"
asserted the clrl in brown. "Does he
really?" returned the girl in gray,
commieeratingly. "Now, Alfred is
quite different When he's 'out' with
me he's unhappy until he makes It
up." Brooklyn Eagle.
CAPE COD FISHERMEN LUCKY.
An Inexhaustible Bupply of QnuhoKa
Ie Discovered by Them.
Because two fishermen seeking qua-
hoge lost their bearings in a fog the
towns of Orleans, Wellfleet and East-
ham are made richer each year to the
extent of more than $30,000.
For years the fishermen sought qua-
hogs only when there was nothing
else to do. Two brothers pushed off
the Orleans shore bent on getting as
many quahogs as possible, seeing in
this the only way to avoid disappoint
ment to the loved ones at home.
The men became lost In the fog,
and In despair threw over the anchor.
They knew by the depth that they
were far from where they usually
fished.
In desperation one threw over the
rake, and when it came up it con
tained more than the men had ever
taken In by one rnklng. Time and
again this was repeated until before
night the host was filled. As the fog
cleared they made for home, having
first taken their bearings.
When the men landed they told their
fellow fishermen of their luck, and to
day 100 boats, carrying nearly 800
men, are dally employed on tbeee
grounds, which seem to have an in
exhaustible supply.
The tied runs parallel with the shore
line of Orleans, Enstham and Well-
fleet and Is a mile and a half from
shore. It Is two miles long by a mile
wide. On nn average the men take
three or four burrels a day. TbU
could be exceeded, but restrictions
have been imposed by the towns' oM-cIhIs.
The bottom Is covered with a sub
stance not unlike red coral, and under
this the quillings lie. To take them
the coral substance must be broken,
which is the hard work about the
business.
All of the catch of the summer Is not
marketed ut once, but a good portion
Is bedded on flats near the shore and
kept until winter, when better prices
can be obtained. Boston Globe.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Dear Signature of
OREOON PORTLAND
ST. HELEN'S HALL
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CLAIUcorpaof teacbe-a, location, build- i
in i; equipment the beat. Bend lor cat
alogue. Term Open September IK, IQO-
POSITIONS GUARANTEED.
S5.000 forfeit placed with a National Bank to
make good any failure on our part. Catalogue
free. Write today.
Eoutel Buslneaa College
Tacoma, Wamh.
See FaoSlmila Wrapper Below.
Very a mall amd ea mmy
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FOR TORPID UVER.
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PRICES THAT TALK.
Beat galvanized atandard wrought Iron pipe
s4 inch, trJU per luu fe?t. Beat galvanized
atandard wrought iron pipe. 1 inch, f per
I'll feet. AU aizea in, black and galvanized
pipe at lowest market prices. Wood pumps,
capacity one barrel per minute, s. Kuboer,
leatr.er and canvas belting, boae and pecking
at wholesale pricea. Write na for your wanta
in the machinery line. Irrigation planU a
atierialty. keleraoo Machinery Co., Port
land, Orefoa.
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
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VONDERFUL
HOME
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Tbla wonderful Chi
tieae doctor ta called
great baraoaa he curea
people without opera,
tloii thai are given Dp
to die. He ruree with
thoee wonderful lht
rteee herbe, root, ttntta,
bartta and veavtantea
th a are entirety an
know a to medical ect-
ence In Ihte Co intrv. Tbrouch
ihoae harmieas remedlea thia fammta doom
amiwe the acuoa or over ton different rem
etllea, which be iurr.ee fully aaea la diVentaw
dtaeaaea. He guaranteee to core callarh, aalh
ma, lung, throat, rheutnetteni, nervouenean,
atomai-h, liver, kidneya, etc.1 haa hundreda of
teatlmoalaia thargt-a oiderate. la.1 and
Bee him. Fatlenia out of tbe dig write lot
blanks and ctrruiara, Hend etarap, CUeUie
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The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
251 Alder St.. PurUadd, utifm.
ag-M.ul.e . imwt.
the oae of
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WHEN writing; t
montiuB this
toadvertiMrs pi
gaper.
"DID'NT HURT A
IS WHAT THEY SAY
BIT
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We ran extract one or all your teeth with
new keth the
7"
lu
out hnitlug a bit, ami put
ante day if you desire.
Our aystem of crtiwn snl bridge work 1
Imple, quick and pattilea.
Ir. T. A. Blackmore will have charge o!
our tirexhain ofltce every haitirlay. Th9
diM'tor is a graduaTe and tevrislereti denti-t,
and we feci eonlidenl that he will treat the
people right.
Jpeu evening till 9 Sundays Irom to 1.
I'bone Main )-.
. A. Mm
Bine Light for Inflammation.
The effect of blue Mht In re-dufln
Inflammntlori, diminishing' pain, pro
rnotlTif absorption of morbid secretions
and curing diseases of tha skin, tins
bean alown by sereral recent re
searches. nistlactlosi.
"Shopping to-dny, Mra. rnsserton ?"
"Oh, no; Juat buying things that we
absolutely need." Detroit Free Preas.
It usually payi much better to put
riches lu trusts than to put trust In
rlchea.
WISE BROS., Dentists RWtJ."t?W
RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY
ENGINES
BOILERS
SAW
MILLS
THRESHERS
STACKERS
Write fr Catalogs
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The A. H. Averiil Machinery Co.,
You Can Count Your Chickens Hcfnre They Are
Hatched In a CHATHAM INITHATOR.
. Fvery fertle egg you put Into a Chatham Inmi.
batiir will come mil a lu'nlihy, aturdy chirk. I hat
la the reri.nl the Chatham Ini'tiliatiir haa ma In tor
Itself ami the t hai ham llroeder will bring tlimn
up t eller than the must mu'herly hen. I here la
big money to tie made In raising chic ens with a
I'liaibam lucuhaior. Th larmer who overl..ks
this branch of his buslneaa la noKlertliignii n( the
greatest profit producing det.artmenia of his (arm.
lh I'srlllfl Cosat Is not pn during eti 'tigh clilrk
ins to supply their own wan is. chicken raising
li profitable.
OCR tir'KKK: We will sell you a Chatham In
cubator on time. It will make many times Its crnet
to you. We pay the freight. Vrle me lor our
1 tilqua Catalog and useiul hlnla on poultry rate
lug. Costs you nothing, lio It now.
ceo. w. roorr
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