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Eruptions The only way to get rid of pimples and other erup tions is to cleanse the blood, improve the digestion, stim ulate the kidneys, liver and skin. The medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla Which has cured thousands. STANUY'S GREAT EXPLOIT. "i:prlt da Corps." All the tiny crlpli' In the nTithloi" hood of the tt lenient bouse, together with few able-bodied children, Imd been fc-iiKl! on cake ami lemonade. When one of the di-formcd mites whs rewly to k home he missed bis coat, which search fulled to And. The young woninn who hnil been ministering to tln uiintH of the company had seen one of the able-bodied itlrltt go out with fcoincihliig under her sliuwl too bulky to hi' secreted rnke. "Uun, my dour, to Jenny," h Mild to one of the lads. "In picking up her sliswl perhaps hIio Rot hold of KOIIIU- tlilng else by mistake." The boy moved olT on hi stumpy crutch, ii nd when he returned he held the coat up In triumph. The "accident" bad hiippeued; Jenny hud picked It up with the sliuwl, The crippled children crowded clone round tliu young woman In if rent per turbation. Their self respect had been wounded, and they looked dlmlalnfully lit the few Hound children among them Initially one of the IiiiIh ihUI: "Miss Martin, It ain't one of ui that did It. Jenny ain't a cripple; she's on'y a Sunday school!" Voire Prom Arkansas. Cleveland, Ark., AiiKual 15 (special) Nearly every newpaer tell of tome wonderful cure of lome torm of Kidney lnsesse by the Great American Item edy, Dodd's Kidney Pills, and this part of Arkansas ii not without iU ehare of evidence that no ease is too deeply rooted lor Dodd'a Kidney Pilla to cure Mr, A. K. Carlile, well known and tilxhly renitected here, tells of hia cm a after nearly a quarter of a century'i uttering. Mr. Carlile say: "I nant to let the public know what I think of Dodd'a Kidney Pilla. think they are the beat remedy for lick kidneya evet made. "I bail Kidney Trouble lor 23 yeara and never found anything that did me ao much good aa Dodd'a Kidney Tills 1 recommend them to all sufferers. There la no unceitain aound about Mr. Carlile' alatement. lie knowa that Dodd'a Kidney I'llla rescued him from a life of suffering and be wants the public to know it. Dodd'a Kidney Fill cure all Kidney ilia from Back ache to Bright' Disease. Although the fame of Kir Henry M. Rtunlcy, who died In Loudon on May loth, will rent on Ida exploration of the upper Congo and of equutorlul Af rica, It 1 bla search for David Living stone through the Afrlcun junglea and Ida finding of the missing missionary I'JIJI, on the shore of TangHuulka, that appeula most to the drama tic feei ng of the world. Di "Eccentricities of UeriltiH," Major J. Ii. I'ond quotes a wrltty reference to thl aclilevement, which was made by Mark Twain In In troducing Mr. Ktanlcy to ilostou audience. "I am not here to dlspurage Colum bus," said Mr. Clemena. "No, I won't do that. Hut when you come to re gard the achievement of those two men, Columbua and Stanley, from the Mtnndpolut of the dltllcultlcH they en- wintered, the ail vn ntnuo I with Hlun- ley and against ColumbtiM. Columbus started out to dim-over Anwrtca. lie didn't need to do any thing at all but Hit In the cabin of Ida ship, hold his grip and Hull straight on, and. America would discover Itself. Here It was, barring Ida passage the whole length and breadth of two con tinent. He couldn't get punt it He'd got to discover It. "Hut Stanley started out to find Doc tor Livingstone, who wn scattered- scattered abroad, as you may suy, over the length and breadth of a vast slab of Africa as big as the United Ktuen. It whs a blind search for one of the worst scattered of men." In October, 1K70, Stanley started out from Hoinbay on his, search for Doctor Livingstone on behalf of two newspa pers. The great missionary una gcog' repher, on the last sad trip of bis life, had plunged into the heart of Africa from the east coust In the spring of 18IM1. Kor live years ho bad been fighting for his life against the rav ages of fever and disease, contending vainly against his old foes, the slave tradera, and wandering slowly about, studying the regions to the west und south of Tanganyika, cured for and aided by the natives, who reverenced him aa a superior being. Stanley moved Inland from Zanzi bar In the spring of 1871. My June ho had reached Unyiinyemlie, where he was again delayed. At last he was able to proceed into that vaHt wilder ness, somewhere In which was Living stone. Whether Livingstone bad gone across toward the west const or had tried to move northward toward the Nile valley Stanley did not know. The fact was that Livingstone, In ex tremity, had returned to Tanganyika, aud bad reached UJIJI. There, where new supplies should have reached him, be learned that all bad been stolen. He I J 1:1 m r jt This falling of your hair I Stop It, or you will soon be bald. Give your hair some Ayer's Hair Vigor. The fall ing will stop, the hair will Hair Vigor grow, and the scalp will be clean and healthy. Why be satisfied with poor hair when you. can make it rich? 'Mrh.lrn.trlr.Urun.mit, ! th.n tH4 Arar'a luir ViKi.r.nioiilrmi. anUla aipiaH th. fallliitf. Hw h.ir e.m. Id ml llitrk and put . IIUI. curlr."-Mu. L. M. Buna, lMOU.ua, h. t. 1.0 a bottl. J.o. Tm. for ,nw All IrirPlr'tB.U Thick Hair Dry atoi'kimcs are provided In the school of ltliiinh 1'rusnia for the pupils who arrive there with wet feet. FITS PmiriMi.nuri.iimi. wonuor i I d afW Aratday'auaaoriJr.Klltia'alimat Aarva h4lir"r. Hmd fur trial bottle and traatlaa. 1H.H.U. Kllua, UA-.Ut Aieli tit.. fbllatlalpula, i"a Undoubtedly. "What Is your Idea of a successful msnT" asked the youth. "A successful man," replied th saga, "is one who succeeds In making others think a well of him as he thinks of him self." How'a This? W offer One Hundred iJollar Reward for any cut of Catarrh that csunot be cured by liall'a Catarrh Cure. Y. i. CHUNKY 4 CO., Fropa., Toledo, 0. We. the unrteriistied, have known . 1. Chnuejr tor th. lai 16 yeara, and bellere him (lerleclly bonurable In ad buaineaa tranaao iiun and financially able to carry out any ob ligation, mint dt ineir nrm. w r & Tail a I, wholesale Iirurijlau, Toledo, 0. Wauiino, K miii di Marvin, Vi ttoleaaie Krug lta. Tol.du, O. nail l.aiarm l ure la laacu loivroaiir, an- Inn directly upon the blood and muooua tur- tni of the avatera. k.lil by all UrUKglita. Teatimonlala free. UaU's Family fllli are the b Price 760. Lmonla i beat. tier botUa. Golnar It Alone. jvo matter wnat you unuertake; no matter what the game, be it love or busi ness, this advice goes just the same. In your struggle for position, for happiness or wealth let these words your motto be weiy upon yourseir. men if you muke a teu vtriko it will be all your own and if you in the gutter fall you can wallow Uiere alone. Cavalry ma Who Illd) Oi.n, The oddest cavalry In the world I maintained on the west coast of Ma dagascar by Governor General J. G. GalllenL While the French troop In that country are ample to meet the occasional revolutions, the governor general make use of the native talent for police work tn out of the way lo calities. On the west coast of Africa Is a trllie of natives, possibly racially connected with the llovas. who are known a the Bukahova. the most warlike tribe of the country. The na tives, In Imitation of French troop era, organized an oxen cavalry corps, tinder command of a French officer. They are armed with modern long handled laucea or spear and tide arm. AHtlngy Woman. Employment Aueui Why did you leave Mrs. Goodaoul so soon? Blie Is aid to tie a very alee woman. Domestic Nice! She's (list stingy sh beifnuluee the very sir y breathe. "Von amaze me," "J mine fer y'rself. Kernaene Isn't worth over twelve cents a gallon, is It?" "No." "Well, she 'most hsd a fit 'causa started to pnnr a few drops of it tu th' kitchen stove." In the Wrong Ofllcn. Caller We are very rich, and we wish to marry our daughter to a count, a mar- quia or a duke. Clerk (with dlttnltyl You are in the wrong otllee. This Is a matrlmnnlnl agency. You will lind the International rurchaalng Agency two doors to the left. LIOUOH-HORPMINE-TOBACCO HABITS fERMANENTLT CURlD f oa ruu SARrtcuLASJ jtiirrrirviMinutroaiT The British Museum contains records and books written on bricks, oyster shells, bones and fiat atones, and manuscripts on bark, Ivory, leather, lead, Iron, copper and wood. Columbia Collegiate, Trepara' tory, Commercial and University gr" Gr,d Hoarding school for young men and boys Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Ore Apply fur Catalogue. WANTED I 200 MEN. rt 3 per da so team ir day, Hoard 4 m pr nun par nay, r.xien- Ware we.k. Ive Urination conatruetlnn. Perma nent employment lor good men aud teams. Deschutes Irrigation and Power woinpany BKND, OREGON a almost hopeless and helpless, an old mart. 111, alone, with only the friendship of a few native tribe be tween him and death. In the nick of time Stanley arrived. fter a month of wandering and terri ble hardship. The meeting between the two was most dramatic. To I.lv lngstone It meant new life. It buoyed him up till all the hardships were for gotten. Together the two explored Tanganyika, and then went back to L'nyanycmbe, where Stanley provided Livingstone with new supplies and a new party of faithful blacks. The old missionary returned to the Jungle, to die a few months later, and Stanley re traced bis steps to give the world the ttory of hi achievement. Cards, but Not Draw. "Did you ever try to play cards by telephone?" queried the telephone man. "Never? Well, I have been ex perimenting with it, and, desplt- the fact that It has some drawbacks, It Is highly Interesting, and ought to be come a fud. "My true and I planned to go visit ing a few nights ago, but an evening 0i rnln spoiled our preparations. That wna where I got busy, mid after mak ing a few preliminary plana I decided that we ought to be able to have a visit by telephone, even to Including the playing of whist. 1 have a desk telephone In our din tng room, and so I soon bad a table arranged and brought out a deck of curds. Then I called up my friend by telephone and ho tit mice fell In with the Dlnn. lie irot out a deck of curds and a table, and then I dealt our deck face upwards,, calling out the cards that I dealt to each, having Hist pro vided lmaglnery seats for my friend and hi wife. As I called out the card to him lie picked these eanln out and dealt them to correspond on his own table. Of course, we were under the disadvantage of knowing what cords every player held, but the novel ty of making each move by telephone made thl a minor matter, w e would play our cards to turn, always an nouncing the card we played, and In thl way the game went on as If we were sitting opposite each other at one table, Instead of being about three miles apart and playing by wire. I don't think you could piny poker lit that way, however." Mothen will find Mr. Wlnalows's Soothing Syrup the beat remedy touaelor their children our lug toe tee tun g periocu. An Ear-Splitter. "We've got a dandy college yell now." "What la it?" "We give four Russian battleships. ilaa-boom-ah. and then two Jap generals." Puck. For bronchial troumra try Piao's Cure for Consumption. It Is a good cough meaicuie. a t aruggirts, price cents. An Unfair Advantage;, Th Ciar Why did you lose that bat tle? Gen. Zolticoff The Japanese attacked ua in our rear. "I was Informed that they attacked you In front. 'Y e a, hut that was our rear when they got tbera." Average Locomotive Power. The average locomotive will draw 300 ton of goods a mile every three minutes. It would tnke a iiiun and his team ten times as long to haul a sin gle ton for one nillo. Batne Old Ksclnmation. "Will you be my husband?" asked the fair leap year maid. "I will," anwored tlie young man. "Oh," aba ezclulmod, "this 1 so sud den I" If a man' credit Isn't good at the corner grocery he must trust to luck. liss Nellie Holmes, treasurer of the Young Woman's Temper ance Association of Buffalo, N.Y., strongly advises all suffering women to rely, as she did, up on Lydia E. Pinkham s Vege table Compound. " Dear Mrs. TinkhaM : Your med icine 1 indeed an ideal woman' medi cine, and by far the best I know to restore lost health and strength. I Buffered misery for several years, being troubled with menorrhagia. My back ached, I had bearing-down paina and frequent headaches. I would often wake from restful sleep, and in such pain that I suffered for hour before I could go to sleep again. I dreaded the long nighta aa much aa the weary day. I oonsulted two different physicians, hoping to' get relief, but, finding that their medicine did not seem to cure me. I tried your Vegetable Compound on the recommendation of a friend from the East who was visiting me. " I am glad that I followed her ad vice, for every ache and pain ia gone. and not only this, but my general health ia much improved. I nave fine appetite and have gained in flesh. My earneat advice to suffering women is to put aside all other medicine and to take Lydia E. P Ink rutin's Vefjr taMe Compound." Miss Nkllii Holme, 640 No. Division St., Buffalo, N. Y. MSOOO forfilt tferlalml dfabo attar sea. Wag feaaMMeaa cannot Searee'eees, No woman ever think she look her age. Patience I bear she baa been en gaged eleveq times! Patrice I bate to see a girl get in a rut 1'ke that! Yonker Statesman. Madge Don't yon think a girl should marry an economical man? Dolly I suppose o, but It's Just awful being engaged to one. New York Sun. Mrs. Wltberby (at breakfast) Are you well? Wltberby Yes. Wby? Mrs. Wltberby You look changed. I sup pone I notice It more than those who are with you constantly. Harper's Ba r.ar. Mamma Johnny, see that you give Ethel the lion's share of that orange. Johnny Yes, ma. Ethel Mamma, he hasn't given me any. Johnny Well, that's all right Lions don't eat or- nges. An old lady being in a store in a Connecticut town, sut down and ex tended her feet to ao iron safe, re marking that she was so glad that "the lr-tlght stoves bad come into fashion gain." Paying Teller What is your name. ny way? Indignant Presenter of ibeck Don't you see my signature? aylng Teilor Yes. That's what roused my curiosity. Baltimore American. A man who wished to take proceed lngs against a creditor in a distant town sent a letter addressed: "To any respectable lawyer In A ." The postofiice returned the letter marked Not known." Bobby, your father wants to see yon." The boy looked dubious. "Do want to see him?" he asked. "How should I know?" "You ought to be able to tell by the look in his eye." Chicago Post Woodby declares his grandfather descended from one of the greatest house in England." "Ah, yea. I did bear a story about the old man falling off a roof he was repairing once for Lord Somebody or other." Phlladel phla Press. Miss Softly (who has been attending course of lectures) Oh, professor, saw such a funny old fossil in the mu seum to-day. I thought of you at once, Professor Pliocene, the eminent geolo gist, does not know whether to ftl flattered or not Willie Pa, what's a "suburbanite," any way? Pa A suburbanite, my son, is a queer creature who Joyfully sows grass seed In the spring so that he may exercise his lawn mower and his profane vocabulary in the summer, Philadelphia Press. Mrs. McSbantee (triumphantly) I see ye are tafcln in wasnln again, Mrs. McProudee! Mrs. McProudee (whose husband bas lost a paying Job) Sure it's only to amuse th' cbllder. They wants th' windles covered wid steam so they can make pictures on them. A mother recently brought her little boy to school for his first time, and she said to the teacher: "This little boy is very delicate, as he Is afther a fit of harmonya on the loongs but If he does anything bould and I know he will bate the wan next to him an' 'twill frighten him." Are you the defendant?" asked a man in a Mississippi court room, speak ing to an old negro. "No, boss." was the reply; "I ain't done nothing to be called names like that 1'se got a law yer here who does the defenslng." "Then, who are you?" "I'se the gen tleman wat stole the chickens." "What's the matter?" asked the law yer's friend. "Been in a railway ac' dent?" "No. I had a Jury case tu other day, and In arguing it I bore strongly upon the theory that my cli ent was a fool rather than a criminal." "Yes?" "I did It so well that he was acquitted and met me outside." In this era of over-estimated fortunes and profits, it Is not surprising that boasts are made about rapidly acquir ed gains. I was talking with a man one day about Investments, when he exclaimed: "I made seventy -eight thou sand .dollars last week, and the best of It was that thirty-eight dollars of the whole amount was spot cash." Uncle Eph'm had put on a clean col lar and his best coat, and was walking majestically up and down the street. "Aren't you working to-day, uncle?" asked one of his Caucasian acquaint a noes. "No, sub, I se ceiebratlu' my Eolden weddln', suh." "You were mnr- rled fifty years ago to-dny?" "Yes, suh." "Well, why Isn't your wife help lug you to celebrate It?" "My present wife, suh," replied Uncle Eph'm, with dignity, "ain't got nothln' to do with It She's de Meventh." Chicago Trib une. Surgical Operation. "I read lu the paper the other day of a man who had his heart opened and then sewed up again, and now he's alive and well. Remarkable, Isn't It?" "Yes, I know some people who would die sure If they opened their hearts even figuratively speaking." Philadelphia Ledger. C In n COHSUMED BY A EIRE THAT WATERmLIIQT QJIEHCHI Eczema drives its Tictim almost to the Tergo of distraction If its intolerable itching, stinging and burning. It seems to set the skin on fire, and the tormented sufferer rubs and scratches till the flesh is raw and the skin is torn and bleeds. Nothing applied externally does much good, for the disease is internal; the blood is aflame with acid ooisons. that are forcing their way through the glands and pores of the skin, causing it to redden and swell and break out in splotches, pustules and pimples, from which a clear, yellow, watery matter exudes, hardens and dries, and then peels off in scales or fine particles like bran. Eczema kindles fire that water will not quench, and that lotions, salves, powders and oap cannot smother. As warm weather comes on and the system ia reacting and the blood making extra efforts to throw off the accumu lated poisons, Eczema at tacks with redoubled vio- ECZKJIA. KEPT SFSJEADINO. lenre und the sufferer is al- 8!x years aa-omT wife had a breaklnf-ontbeloa jence, ana tne sunerer is at hrklMWIP- At ftr.t red bumps ,piieral. but soon most distracted by the fear- whlta, huaky aoaba came, and whan theaa would fill itching and burning. It - rlSX?Z IS the most uncomfortable aleep. At times a yellow water ran from thai find aircrravatinrrof all skin bump, and It kept Retting- worse and worae. Ou ana aggravating 01 ait win f amily 'phy ,ioian pron0unoed it Konma, and pre emptions and a terror ia acribed ointments and powders; but it kepO Warm Weather. spreading, breaking oat on her body and rmr. Local remedies gl ve tem- Garner told me to try S. 8. 8.. which aha did, and porary ease, but as Eczema "Jina- r'b?t" f oured' -d I J ' ... well to-day and baa been lor yeara. is not due to outside causes, QmMttric. VT. A. EOCTJTT. but to a disordered condi tion of the system and an over-acid and impure blood, the treatment . m m . m -n.a .a 1 it 1 must be constitutional, or internal. 1'uriiy tne Diooa ana me sku disease will disappear. No better blood remedy can be found than S. S. S. It builds up the sour and acid blood, rids it of all impurities and poison, stimulates the siuggisn or gans, and invigorates and tones up tho entire system ; and as all skin eruptions. like Eczema are only symptoms or signs ofj bad blood, they naturally disappear when) that vital fluid is again restored to health. S. S. S. is guaranteed strictly vege-i table. It is not only a blood purifier, but a splendid tonic and appetizer,! making it an ideal spring medicine. Treat Eczema through the bloody or you will never get permanently rid of it. Write for our book on thet Skin and its Diseases, which is mailed free Medical advice furnished) Without cost to you. 77.T SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. CAm BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE TAOOMA, WASH. Gives written extract to aecure poaitions ior graduate. Tbeae contract are guaranteed by a National Bank. Write tor catalogue and plan today. B U Wanted-Salesmen To canvaes the farmers and dealers on line of goods ev erybody needs. f200 per month ran easily be made by good workers. No com petition. Good easy sell ers. Write for particular and agency at once. SPECIALTY SELLING COMPANY 313 Commercial Blk. Portlaad, Ore V fl(sZ. g. FROM YOUR DEALER P. M. U. eta. J 4 104. I HEN writing to ftdTOrllMn pi f I nsjDuom inn ppa IF YOU HAVEN'T SPUNK "1'"..!,, rigbt thia minute and write for our cata logue we're afraid you're not suited for a business life. This may be the best chance you have ever had. Don't waste it. Ve educate you practically for business and ret you a position when competent. A postal card will bring full particuvars. Vt it worth your whik BEHKKE-WAlaER BUSIKESS COLLEGE to write now before you forget it. Portland, Oregon, JJIWI'i'liHiail MlBII aVaaaall All tilt lalll! yni nntni mli mi. i Oounh ttjrup, TattM JhmL Ui Ho ill by limine. mu. S5 PI 5eUSSfAMf' SnxH-rOOO I i laaJaiiwi ' PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD Tne Great Conditioner and Stock Fattemr. HORSES da More Work on Leas Feed. COWS give More and Richer Milk. HOOS Fatten Quicker If given this Feed. Package, 60e and Sl.OO. MAKES PIGS GROW GOOD FOB STUNTED CALVES. PaoaaiAic Hkmbdy Co.. St. Panl, Minn. Gbktlbmbk : I have been feeding your Pttegia Stock Pood to mf thoroughbred awine. It give .them an appetite, and makee the piua grow. I alao tried it on atunted calvea with aatiafactory reanlta. P. W. Gaoom. Ktnin- N.H- POal?I.ANI SEED GOM Portland. Or Coast Aceevta ENGINES BOILERS RUSSELL sVs High Grade "His Machinery The A. H. Averill Machinery Co. PORTLAND, OREGON. Write for Catalogue and Price.. Where Old Maid Are Penstonmt. In Denmark there Is what is called old maid Insurance." By paying a certain sum each yer until they are 40 they receive a pension for life. We would bate to be a new baby, and have an old-fashioned woman look at ua on a hot day and decide that we haven't on enough flunncls. Important to Farmers GRAIN BAGS GRAIN BAGS $4.75 per 100 By order of the State Board of Prison Directors. I am authorized to sell grain bags in any quantity above 500, manufactured at San Quentin Prison at a price fixed at $4.75 per J00. Bags delivered free in San Francisco. Orders must be accompanied with cash or exchange on San Francisco in full, and also with the following affidavit verified before a Notary Public or Justice of the Peace : "I hereby certify that I am a consumer residing . in and that the bags ordered by me are for my own personal and individual use" Subscribed and sworn to be- fore me this .... day of . (Signatur.) Seal The bags are of the same capacity as standard1 Calcutta!, and superior in quality. Don't delay send your order to- daY t0 J. W. TOMPKINS Warden San Quentin Prison, California, Sample of these bag. can bt seen at the office of this newspaper i
