Heppner times. (Heppner, Or.) 1???-1912, August 18, 1904, Image 3

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    Eruptions
The only way to get rid
of pimples and other erup
tions is to cleanse the blood,
improve the digestion, stim
ulate the kidneys, liver and
skin. The medicine to take is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Which has cured thousands.
STANUY'S GREAT EXPLOIT.
"i:prlt da Corps."
All the tiny crlpli' In the nTithloi"
hood of the tt lenient bouse, together
with few able-bodied children, Imd
been fc-iiKl! on cake ami lemonade.
When one of the di-formcd mites whs
rewly to k home he missed bis coat,
which search fulled to And. The young
woninn who hnil been ministering to
tln uiintH of the company had seen
one of the able-bodied itlrltt go out with
fcoincihliig under her sliuwl too bulky
to hi' secreted rnke.
"Uun, my dour, to Jenny," h Mild
to one of the lads. "In picking up her
sliswl perhaps hIio Rot hold of KOIIIU-
tlilng else by mistake."
The boy moved olT on hi stumpy
crutch, ii nd when he returned he held
the coat up In triumph. The "accident"
bad hiippeued; Jenny hud picked It up
with the sliuwl,
The crippled children crowded clone
round tliu young woman In if rent per
turbation. Their self respect had been
wounded, and they looked dlmlalnfully
lit the few Hound children among them
Initially one of the IiiiIh ihUI:
"Miss Martin, It ain't one of ui that
did It. Jenny ain't a cripple; she's
on'y a Sunday school!"
Voire Prom Arkansas.
Cleveland, Ark., AiiKual 15 (special)
Nearly every newpaer tell of tome
wonderful cure of lome torm of Kidney
lnsesse by the Great American Item
edy, Dodd's Kidney Pills, and this part
of Arkansas ii not without iU ehare of
evidence that no ease is too deeply
rooted lor Dodd'a Kidney Pilla to cure
Mr, A. K. Carlile, well known and
tilxhly renitected here, tells of hia cm a
after nearly a quarter of a century'i
uttering. Mr. Carlile say:
"I nant to let the public know what
I think of Dodd'a Kidney Pilla.
think they are the beat remedy for
lick kidneya evet made.
"I bail Kidney Trouble lor 23 yeara
and never found anything that did me
ao much good aa Dodd'a Kidney Tills
1 recommend them to all sufferers.
There la no unceitain aound about
Mr. Carlile' alatement. lie knowa
that Dodd'a Kidney I'llla rescued him
from a life of suffering and be wants
the public to know it. Dodd'a Kidney
Fill cure all Kidney ilia from Back
ache to Bright' Disease.
Although the fame of Kir Henry M.
Rtunlcy, who died In Loudon on May
loth, will rent on Ida exploration of
the upper Congo and of equutorlul Af
rica, It 1 bla search for David Living
stone through the Afrlcun junglea and
Ida finding of the missing missionary
I'JIJI, on the shore of TangHuulka,
that appeula most to the drama tic feei
ng of the world. Di "Eccentricities of
UeriltiH," Major J. Ii. I'ond quotes a
wrltty reference to thl aclilevement,
which was made by Mark Twain In In
troducing Mr. Ktanlcy to ilostou audience.
"I am not here to dlspurage Colum
bus," said Mr. Clemena. "No, I won't
do that. Hut when you come to re
gard the achievement of those two
men, Columbua and Stanley, from the
Mtnndpolut of the dltllcultlcH they en-
wintered, the ail vn ntnuo I with Hlun-
ley and against ColumbtiM.
Columbus started out to dim-over
Anwrtca. lie didn't need to do any
thing at all but Hit In the cabin of Ida
ship, hold his grip and Hull straight
on, and. America would discover Itself.
Here It was, barring Ida passage the
whole length and breadth of two con
tinent. He couldn't get punt it He'd
got to discover It.
"Hut Stanley started out to find Doc
tor Livingstone, who wn scattered-
scattered abroad, as you may suy, over
the length and breadth of a vast slab
of Africa as big as the United Ktuen.
It whs a blind search for one of the
worst scattered of men."
In October, 1K70, Stanley started out
from Hoinbay on his, search for Doctor
Livingstone on behalf of two newspa
pers. The great missionary una gcog'
repher, on the last sad trip of bis life,
had plunged into the heart of Africa
from the east coust In the spring of
18IM1. Kor live years ho bad been
fighting for his life against the rav
ages of fever and disease, contending
vainly against his old foes, the slave
tradera, and wandering slowly about,
studying the regions to the west und
south of Tanganyika, cured for and
aided by the natives, who reverenced
him aa a superior being.
Stanley moved Inland from Zanzi
bar In the spring of 1871. My June ho
had reached Unyiinyemlie, where he
was again delayed. At last he was
able to proceed into that vaHt wilder
ness, somewhere In which was Living
stone. Whether Livingstone bad gone
across toward the west const or had
tried to move northward toward the
Nile valley Stanley did not know.
The fact was that Livingstone, In ex
tremity, had returned to Tanganyika,
aud bad reached UJIJI. There, where
new supplies should have reached him,
be learned that all bad been stolen. He
I J
1:1 m r jt
This falling of your hair I
Stop It, or you will soon be
bald. Give your hair some
Ayer's Hair Vigor. The fall
ing will stop, the hair will
Hair Vigor
grow, and the scalp will be
clean and healthy. Why be
satisfied with poor hair when
you. can make it rich?
'Mrh.lrn.trlr.Urun.mit, ! th.n tH4
Arar'a luir ViKi.r.nioiilrmi. anUla aipiaH
th. fallliitf. Hw h.ir e.m. Id ml llitrk and
put . IIUI. curlr."-Mu. L. M. Buna,
lMOU.ua, h. t.
1.0 a bottl. J.o. Tm.
for ,nw
All IrirPlr'tB.U
Thick Hair
Dry atoi'kimcs are provided In the
school of ltliiinh 1'rusnia for the pupils
who arrive there with wet feet.
FITS PmiriMi.nuri.iimi. wonuor
i I d afW Aratday'auaaoriJr.Klltia'alimat Aarva
h4lir"r. Hmd fur trial bottle and traatlaa.
1H.H.U. Kllua, UA-.Ut Aieli tit.. fbllatlalpula, i"a
Undoubtedly.
"What Is your Idea of a successful
msnT" asked the youth.
"A successful man," replied th saga,
"is one who succeeds In making others
think a well of him as he thinks of him
self." How'a This?
W offer One Hundred iJollar Reward for
any cut of Catarrh that csunot be cured by
liall'a Catarrh Cure.
Y. i. CHUNKY 4 CO., Fropa., Toledo, 0.
We. the unrteriistied, have known . 1.
Chnuejr tor th. lai 16 yeara, and bellere him
(lerleclly bonurable In ad buaineaa tranaao
iiun and financially able to carry out any ob
ligation, mint dt ineir nrm.
w r & Tail a I, wholesale Iirurijlau, Toledo, 0.
Wauiino, K miii di Marvin, Vi ttoleaaie Krug
lta. Tol.du, O.
nail l.aiarm l ure la laacu loivroaiir, an-
Inn directly upon the blood and muooua tur-
tni
of the avatera.
k.lil by all UrUKglita. Teatimonlala free.
UaU's Family fllli are the b
Price 760.
Lmonla
i beat.
tier botUa.
Golnar It Alone.
jvo matter wnat you unuertake; no
matter what the game, be it love or busi
ness, this advice goes just the same. In
your struggle for position, for happiness
or wealth let these words your motto be
weiy upon yourseir. men if you
muke a teu vtriko it will be all your own
and if you in the gutter fall you can
wallow Uiere alone.
Cavalry ma Who Illd) Oi.n,
The oddest cavalry In the world I
maintained on the west coast of Ma
dagascar by Governor General J. G.
GalllenL While the French troop In
that country are ample to meet the
occasional revolutions, the governor
general make use of the native talent
for police work tn out of the way lo
calities. On the west coast of Africa
Is a trllie of natives, possibly racially
connected with the llovas. who are
known a the Bukahova. the most
warlike tribe of the country. The na
tives, In Imitation of French troop
era, organized an oxen cavalry corps,
tinder command of a French officer.
They are armed with modern long
handled laucea or spear and tide
arm.
AHtlngy Woman.
Employment Aueui Why did you
leave Mrs. Goodaoul so soon? Blie Is
aid to tie a very alee woman.
Domestic Nice! She's (list stingy sh
beifnuluee the very sir y breathe.
"Von amaze me,"
"J mine fer y'rself. Kernaene Isn't
worth over twelve cents a gallon, is It?"
"No."
"Well, she 'most hsd a fit 'causa
started to pnnr a few drops of it tu th'
kitchen stove."
In the Wrong Ofllcn.
Caller We are very rich, and we wish
to marry our daughter to a count, a mar-
quia or a duke.
Clerk (with dlttnltyl You are in the
wrong otllee. This Is a matrlmnnlnl
agency. You will lind the International
rurchaalng Agency two doors to the left.
LIOUOH-HORPMINE-TOBACCO
HABITS fERMANENTLT CURlD
f oa ruu SARrtcuLASJ
jtiirrrirviMinutroaiT
The British Museum contains records
and books written on bricks, oyster shells,
bones and fiat atones, and manuscripts on
bark, Ivory, leather, lead, Iron, copper
and wood.
Columbia
Collegiate, Trepara'
tory, Commercial and
University gr" Gr,d
Hoarding school for young men and boys
Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Ore
Apply fur Catalogue.
WANTED I
200 MEN.
rt 3 per da
so team
ir day, Hoard 4 m pr
nun par nay, r.xien-
Ware
we.k.
Ive Urination conatruetlnn. Perma
nent employment lor good men aud
teams.
Deschutes Irrigation and Power
woinpany
BKND,
OREGON
a almost hopeless and helpless, an
old mart. 111, alone, with only the
friendship of a few native tribe be
tween him and death.
In the nick of time Stanley arrived.
fter a month of wandering and terri
ble hardship. The meeting between
the two was most dramatic. To I.lv
lngstone It meant new life. It buoyed
him up till all the hardships were for
gotten. Together the two explored
Tanganyika, and then went back to
L'nyanycmbe, where Stanley provided
Livingstone with new supplies and a
new party of faithful blacks. The old
missionary returned to the Jungle, to
die a few months later, and Stanley re
traced bis steps to give the world the
ttory of hi achievement.
Cards, but Not Draw.
"Did you ever try to play cards by
telephone?" queried the telephone
man. "Never? Well, I have been ex
perimenting with it, and, desplt- the
fact that It has some drawbacks, It Is
highly Interesting, and ought to be
come a fud.
"My true and I planned to go visit
ing a few nights ago, but an evening
0i rnln spoiled our preparations. That
wna where I got busy, mid after mak
ing a few preliminary plana I decided
that we ought to be able to have a
visit by telephone, even to Including
the playing of whist.
1 have a desk telephone In our din
tng room, and so I soon bad a table
arranged and brought out a deck of
curds. Then I called up my friend by
telephone and ho tit mice fell In with
the Dlnn. lie irot out a deck of curds
and a table, and then I dealt our deck
face upwards,, calling out the cards
that I dealt to each, having Hist pro
vided lmaglnery seats for my friend
and hi wife. As I called out the
card to him lie picked these eanln out
and dealt them to correspond on his
own table. Of course, we were under
the disadvantage of knowing what
cords every player held, but the novel
ty of making each move by telephone
made thl a minor matter, w e would
play our cards to turn, always an
nouncing the card we played, and In
thl way the game went on as If we
were sitting opposite each other at one
table, Instead of being about three
miles apart and playing by wire. I
don't think you could piny poker lit
that way, however."
Mothen will find Mr. Wlnalows's Soothing
Syrup the beat remedy touaelor their children
our lug toe tee tun g periocu.
An Ear-Splitter.
"We've got a dandy college yell now."
"What la it?"
"We give four Russian battleships.
ilaa-boom-ah. and then two Jap generals."
Puck.
For bronchial troumra try Piao's Cure
for Consumption. It Is a good cough
meaicuie. a t aruggirts, price cents.
An Unfair Advantage;,
Th Ciar Why did you lose that bat
tle?
Gen. Zolticoff The Japanese attacked
ua in our rear.
"I was Informed that they attacked
you In front.
'Y e a, hut that was our rear when
they got tbera."
Average Locomotive Power.
The average locomotive will draw
300 ton of goods a mile every three
minutes. It would tnke a iiiun and his
team ten times as long to haul a sin
gle ton for one nillo.
Batne Old Ksclnmation.
"Will you be my husband?" asked
the fair leap year maid.
"I will," anwored tlie young man.
"Oh," aba ezclulmod, "this 1 so sud
den I"
If a man' credit Isn't good at the
corner grocery he must trust to luck.
liss Nellie Holmes, treasurer
of the Young Woman's Temper
ance Association of Buffalo, N.Y.,
strongly advises all suffering
women to rely, as she did, up
on Lydia E. Pinkham s Vege
table Compound.
" Dear Mrs. TinkhaM : Your med
icine 1 indeed an ideal woman' medi
cine, and by far the best I know to
restore lost health and strength. I
Buffered misery for several years, being
troubled with menorrhagia. My back
ached, I had bearing-down paina and
frequent headaches. I would often
wake from restful sleep, and in such
pain that I suffered for hour before I
could go to sleep again. I dreaded the
long nighta aa much aa the weary day.
I oonsulted two different physicians,
hoping to' get relief, but, finding that
their medicine did not seem to cure me.
I tried your Vegetable Compound
on the recommendation of a friend
from the East who was visiting me.
" I am glad that I followed her ad
vice, for every ache and pain ia gone.
and not only this, but my general
health ia much improved. I nave
fine appetite and have gained in flesh.
My earneat advice to suffering women
is to put aside all other medicine and
to take Lydia E. P Ink rutin's Vefjr
taMe Compound." Miss Nkllii
Holme, 640 No. Division St., Buffalo,
N. Y. MSOOO forfilt tferlalml dfabo attar sea.
Wag feaaMMeaa cannot Searee'eees,
No woman ever think she look her
age.
Patience I bear she baa been en
gaged eleveq times! Patrice I bate to
see a girl get in a rut 1'ke that!
Yonker Statesman.
Madge Don't yon think a girl
should marry an economical man?
Dolly I suppose o, but It's Just awful
being engaged to one. New York Sun.
Mrs. Wltberby (at breakfast) Are
you well? Wltberby Yes. Wby? Mrs.
Wltberby You look changed. I sup
pone I notice It more than those who
are with you constantly. Harper's Ba
r.ar.
Mamma Johnny, see that you give
Ethel the lion's share of that orange.
Johnny Yes, ma. Ethel Mamma, he
hasn't given me any. Johnny Well,
that's all right Lions don't eat or-
nges.
An old lady being in a store in a
Connecticut town, sut down and ex
tended her feet to ao iron safe, re
marking that she was so glad that "the
lr-tlght stoves bad come into fashion
gain."
Paying Teller What is your name.
ny way? Indignant Presenter of
ibeck Don't you see my signature?
aylng Teilor Yes. That's what
roused my curiosity. Baltimore
American.
A man who wished to take proceed
lngs against a creditor in a distant
town sent a letter addressed: "To any
respectable lawyer In A ." The
postofiice returned the letter marked
Not known."
Bobby, your father wants to see
yon." The boy looked dubious. "Do
want to see him?" he asked. "How
should I know?" "You ought to be
able to tell by the look in his eye."
Chicago Post
Woodby declares his grandfather
descended from one of the greatest
house in England." "Ah, yea. I did
bear a story about the old man falling
off a roof he was repairing once for
Lord Somebody or other." Phlladel
phla Press.
Miss Softly (who has been attending
course of lectures) Oh, professor,
saw such a funny old fossil in the mu
seum to-day. I thought of you at once,
Professor Pliocene, the eminent geolo
gist, does not know whether to ftl
flattered or not
Willie Pa, what's a "suburbanite,"
any way? Pa A suburbanite, my son,
is a queer creature who Joyfully sows
grass seed In the spring so that he
may exercise his lawn mower and his
profane vocabulary in the summer,
Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. McSbantee (triumphantly) I
see ye are tafcln in wasnln again,
Mrs. McProudee! Mrs. McProudee
(whose husband bas lost a paying Job)
Sure it's only to amuse th' cbllder.
They wants th' windles covered wid
steam so they can make pictures on
them.
A mother recently brought her little
boy to school for his first time, and
she said to the teacher: "This little
boy is very delicate, as he Is afther
a fit of harmonya on the loongs but If
he does anything bould and I know
he will bate the wan next to him an'
'twill frighten him."
Are you the defendant?" asked a
man in a Mississippi court room, speak
ing to an old negro. "No, boss." was
the reply; "I ain't done nothing to be
called names like that 1'se got a law
yer here who does the defenslng."
"Then, who are you?" "I'se the gen
tleman wat stole the chickens."
"What's the matter?" asked the law
yer's friend. "Been in a railway ac'
dent?" "No. I had a Jury case tu
other day, and In arguing it I bore
strongly upon the theory that my cli
ent was a fool rather than a criminal."
"Yes?" "I did It so well that he was
acquitted and met me outside."
In this era of over-estimated fortunes
and profits, it Is not surprising that
boasts are made about rapidly acquir
ed gains. I was talking with a man
one day about Investments, when he
exclaimed: "I made seventy -eight thou
sand .dollars last week, and the best of
It was that thirty-eight dollars of the
whole amount was spot cash."
Uncle Eph'm had put on a clean col
lar and his best coat, and was walking
majestically up and down the street.
"Aren't you working to-day, uncle?"
asked one of his Caucasian acquaint
a noes. "No, sub, I se ceiebratlu' my
Eolden weddln', suh." "You were mnr-
rled fifty years ago to-dny?" "Yes,
suh." "Well, why Isn't your wife help
lug you to celebrate It?" "My present
wife, suh," replied Uncle Eph'm, with
dignity, "ain't got nothln' to do with
It She's de Meventh." Chicago Trib
une.
Surgical Operation.
"I read lu the paper the other day
of a man who had his heart opened
and then sewed up again, and now he's
alive and well. Remarkable, Isn't It?"
"Yes, I know some people who
would die sure If they opened their
hearts even figuratively speaking."
Philadelphia Ledger.
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COHSUMED BY A EIRE THAT
WATERmLIIQT QJIEHCHI
Eczema drives its Tictim almost to the Tergo
of distraction If its intolerable itching, stinging
and burning. It seems to set the skin on fire,
and the tormented sufferer rubs and scratches
till the flesh is raw and the skin is torn and
bleeds. Nothing applied externally does much
good, for the disease is internal; the blood is
aflame with acid ooisons. that are forcing their
way through the glands and pores of the skin, causing it to redden
and swell and break out in splotches, pustules and pimples, from
which a clear, yellow, watery matter exudes, hardens and dries, and
then peels off in scales or fine particles like bran. Eczema kindles
fire that water will not quench, and that lotions, salves, powders and
oap cannot smother. As warm weather comes on and the system ia
reacting and the blood making extra efforts to throw off the accumu
lated poisons, Eczema at
tacks with redoubled vio- ECZKJIA. KEPT SFSJEADINO.
lenre und the sufferer is al- 8!x years aa-omT wife had a breaklnf-ontbeloa
jence, ana tne sunerer is at hrklMWIP- At ftr.t red bumps ,piieral. but soon
most distracted by the fear- whlta, huaky aoaba came, and whan theaa would
fill itching and burning. It - rlSX?Z
IS the most uncomfortable aleep. At times a yellow water ran from thai
find aircrravatinrrof all skin bump, and It kept Retting- worse and worae. Ou
ana aggravating 01 ait win f amily 'phy ,ioian pron0unoed it Konma, and pre
emptions and a terror ia acribed ointments and powders; but it kepO
Warm Weather. spreading, breaking oat on her body and rmr.
Local remedies gl ve tem- Garner told me to try S. 8. 8.. which aha did, and
porary ease, but as Eczema "Jina- r'b?t" f oured' -d
I J ' ... well to-day and baa been lor yeara.
is not due to outside causes, QmMttric. VT. A. EOCTJTT.
but to a disordered condi
tion of the system and an over-acid and impure blood, the treatment
. m m . m -n.a .a 1 it 1
must be constitutional, or internal. 1'uriiy tne Diooa ana me sku
disease will disappear. No better blood remedy can be found than
S. S. S. It builds up the sour and acid blood, rids it of all impurities
and poison, stimulates the siuggisn or
gans, and invigorates and tones up tho
entire system ; and as all skin eruptions.
like Eczema are only symptoms or signs ofj
bad blood, they naturally disappear when)
that vital fluid is again restored to health.
S. S. S. is guaranteed strictly vege-i
table. It is not only a blood purifier, but a splendid tonic and appetizer,!
making it an ideal spring medicine. Treat Eczema through the bloody
or you will never get permanently rid of it. Write for our book on thet
Skin and its Diseases, which is mailed free Medical advice furnished)
Without cost to you. 77.T SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. CAm
BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE
TAOOMA, WASH.
Gives written extract to aecure poaitions
ior graduate. Tbeae contract are guaranteed
by a National Bank. Write tor catalogue and
plan today.
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Wanted-Salesmen
To canvaes the farmers and
dealers on line of goods ev
erybody needs. f200 per
month ran easily be made
by good workers. No com
petition. Good easy sell
ers. Write for particular
and agency at once.
SPECIALTY SELLING COMPANY
313 Commercial Blk. Portlaad, Ore
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nsjDuom inn ppa
IF YOU HAVEN'T SPUNK "1'"..!,, rigbt
thia minute and write for our cata
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chance you have ever had. Don't waste it. Ve educate you practically for
business and ret you a position when competent. A postal card will bring full
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PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD
Tne Great Conditioner and Stock Fattemr. HORSES da
More Work on Leas Feed. COWS give More and Richer
Milk. HOOS Fatten Quicker If given this Feed.
Package, 60e and Sl.OO.
MAKES PIGS GROW GOOD FOB STUNTED CALVES.
PaoaaiAic Hkmbdy Co.. St. Panl, Minn.
Gbktlbmbk : I have been feeding your Pttegia Stock Pood to mf
thoroughbred awine. It give .them an appetite, and makee the piua
grow. I alao tried it on atunted calvea with aatiafactory reanlta.
P. W. Gaoom. Ktnin- N.H-
POal?I.ANI SEED GOM Portland. Or Coast Aceevta
ENGINES
BOILERS
RUSSELL
sVs High Grade
"His Machinery
The A. H. Averill Machinery Co.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Write for Catalogue and Price..
Where Old Maid Are Penstonmt.
In Denmark there Is what is called
old maid Insurance." By paying a
certain sum each yer until they are
40 they receive a pension for life.
We would bate to be a new baby,
and have an old-fashioned woman look
at ua on a hot day and decide that
we haven't on enough flunncls.
Important to Farmers
GRAIN BAGS GRAIN BAGS
$4.75 per 100
By order of the State Board of Prison Directors. I
am authorized to sell grain bags in any quantity
above 500, manufactured at San Quentin Prison at
a price fixed at $4.75 per J00. Bags delivered free
in San Francisco. Orders must be accompanied
with cash or exchange on San Francisco in full, and
also with the following affidavit verified before a
Notary Public or Justice of the Peace :
"I hereby certify that I am a consumer residing
. in and that the bags ordered by
me are for my own personal and individual use"
Subscribed and sworn to be-
fore me this .... day of . (Signatur.)
Seal
The bags are of the same capacity as standard1 Calcutta!,
and superior in quality. Don't delay send your order to-
daY t0 J. W. TOMPKINS
Warden San Quentin Prison, California,
Sample of these bag. can bt seen at the office of this newspaper
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