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About Heppner times. (Heppner, Or.) 1???-1912 | View Entire Issue (July 7, 1904)
Rheumatism Docs not let go of you when you apply lotions or liniments. It simply loosens its hold for a while. Why? Because to get rid of St you must correct the acid con dition of the Hood on which it depends. . Hood's Sarsa pariila has cured thousands. 1'VU Hope. FlniinlKnn Kny, Mtilke, thin won't do. People iiny yon lire aliwnte on Mr, Fla herty mid Him a nmrrlod woman. Mike I'IiwIhi! Not a wuml. Thot'i onl) bo Ol 'm u go on luirrylii' terbiifkr av old Fhilierty. , llo'g In bojMi - Oi'll tlopo wld r. Mother will find Mm. W iiiiUii' Boothlng Byrup hestrmiieity tomoior their uMMrou Qurluu the teutttlug jwriou,. Hnrrjr He Hunke. "Oh, we lmve hoiiiij very utrotig men In England," boantud the Hew arrlvul from London. "How atroug nre they?" queried the American cttlmi. "Oh, I've een them lift cannon, truck and even cms." "Indeed. Then It I" trnnge that none of them can lift xuch a iiuall ob ject ns the yacht cup." Hotline IMrbelan Protend, The KouiHiia were great (tickler for fonniil dinner. Their appetite -proline-era coiihIhU'iI mainly of egg aulad, fpleeil fruit", oyntera, KpnrHgiiK, and mnill lu vinegar. Then, liiivliiir atlrred up the juice of the Ktoiiiucli to the point of keen expectation, lliey pro- eeiled to realization hy way of flnh principally mullet, which wa regard- d a the "top notcher" of IIhIich, acrv- ed with a panto prepared of the (lean of the aea hedgehog reduced to pulp, with oil. pepper, ouloiia, date and tuua til I'd; while, when the emperor waa terved with the prlceliwa liver, thedlnh wa but faintly HcitMimcd with unit, pepper uml Oil, and nerved with chick en llvera gnrnoe. ftr flnh and game, pork wua tho niont eateemed meat dlali, and It wna aerved In tho form of roaat stuffed with MitiaflKea. The desaert wua formed of frulta lu hciihoii, the Iuhi'Ioiim grape being a cloae com petitor with the upple. TITO Permanently nemo, no nieor nervounei I I la ftr llreiily'euiiiirt)r.KHne'Urilf(ere Hlorr. Mmt fur I'rrr BH trial bottle end trnallea. vt. it. u. U.UUU. ar.jjut.. i'biiau.iui, i' Quite a Pretention Htructure. Maria Whut did Martha' new bat look like? John Ooodncttft, 1 can't tell! It loot (! more like a banket phaeton full of flower than nttytuliig ele. -Ciudu uatl Cotiimercliil-Trllmn. $100 Reward, 1100, The readsraot this tinner will be nleteeit t limn ihettlittfe in m leant oue dreaded disease turn euienee hae Ix-en able to cure In ell ite .K, eutt that la Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh l uiu in tnaoiilr xjHltlvo cure kuuwn to the meuleitl frawrutty. Catarrh being oonntttu Initial aiB-e, requires a eotimnuiluiial treat- tnunt. lUtl'eCautrrb Curewtekenlnlernalljr, aetinir illroi-ilv in jii the Mootl ami muouiii turiacei ol thueyeuiin, thereby di'Mroylti th luuuilntlon ot the dlwejm, ami giving the )- lino I strength by buiUllii up the coimlltutlua nil noinc iu worn, j no iiruiirmtiire have eo muoh fulth In it. euritiive tnil ejwUtiiiii netiiru lu Ooliiir iwwerth.t thy oiler Une llumlreil lhillere liireiiyciua that It lull! to cure, bouil (or lUt Itf iMMllflllllllHll,. Ad.lroM. Y. 3. CHENKY dt tU., luleao, o, bViIU by druataui, 7ie. lie.U'1 1 It Pay to Read Newapaprr, Cox, Wla., July 4. Frank M. Eu id' 11 ol thla clnce. had Kidny Diaonne no bad that be could not walk. lie tried dootora' treatment and many d if- fcront remediea, but waa getting wotae. ile waa very low. , He read In a newapaper how Dmld a Kidney rilla wore curing capci of Kid ney Trouble, Bright' Diaeaae and Itbeumatitm, and thou)ht he would tir them, lie took two boxes and now be t quite well. Ileaay: "I can now work all day and not feel tired. Bofore using Dodd'a Kidney I'illa, I couldn't walk acroaa the floor." Mr. RufweU Is the moat wonderful caae ever known in Chippewa county Thla new remedy Dodd'a Kidney Pill 1 making some miraculous cute In Wisconsin. aiuily i'lUa are tbe beet. Ilia Letter. When Wllllo Uhuik wua at tho sea allure Inxt summer his father wrote to him quite frequently, and in each let ter lucloNcd 10 cents or a quarter to add to the little bid's pleasure, Willie was no letter-writer, but ono day be lunmiKi'd to compose tho following comprehensive epistle, which he sent to his father: ,. "lien Papa I got all your letem, and you have put some munuy In each one of them. I'lcnao write oftener. Your luvlng eon, WILLIAM." Woman's Homo Companion. B U V O I H How Crana Mimicked Itobeon, When Itobson and Crane acted the "Comedy of Krrors" together, Mr, Crane's "Dromio" was tbe most aota bio feuture of the performance, for while Itobson almply represented him self in the garb of the Syracuse ser vant. Crane gave an excellent exhibi tion of bis mimetic powers by duplicat ing the "Dromio" of bis associate, lie thug describe the opening night: "It was one of the most intensely exciting nights I ever experienced be hind the scenes. In making up, Itob son dropped a huge diiub of grease paint on the front of his tunic. Out of pure coiiHlderatlou for urt, I painted a similarly dirty device on my garment But ltolmoit nearly destroyed the line fabric of consistency, to tho construe iUm of which I bad sncriliced the cleanliness of my attltre, by walking on absent-mindedly In the second ac with a smoking cigar protruding from his mouth. Just previous to his en trance in the lirst act he declaimed his speech lu the wings, and from this took the key, which I had to hold con stnntly tn imiid. My line were only partly committed, so that betwoc thinking of Itobson' peculiar volt and mannerisms which I was ex pec ed to imitate falthiully nnd of my Lown speeches which should have bee delivered with equal nudity to Khnk speare I aweltercd in body and miud all night Leslie's Monthly. FROM YOUR DEALER F.aally Done, Tess Well, 1 believe I'm rid of Mr, Staylate at last. Jess How on earth did you accom plish it? Tess While he was calling upon me last night I remarked that "ail hand some men were conceited bores." Then be said: "Indeed! 1 can take a bint as well as the next one," aud left. I'hiladtilphla I'reKs. Ruesla has 150 regiments of mounted Coxnacks. OIL mm A FINER SCREEN NEEDED. , ., . Adders i Bert juh smp. TuM i.,-L Cn f'l L to e-H1 br lrngg-u fy m You can depend on Ayer's Hair Viaor to restore color to your gray hair, every time, i Follow directions and it never fails to do this work. It stops flair Vigor fallingofthehair.also. There's great sansiacuon in Knowing you are not going to be disap pointed. Isn't that so? " Mr hetr fd4 nnH it ebmit white. It toik JtiKt ot,n LKHtl. of Avar's Hair Vigor to rfeHtwre It U He fonnor derlt. rich color. Vonr llnlr VlKr certainly flomi whHt yon nlalra for II." A. M. Uuwah. Itocklotfliaui, N. C. Bpeciel Indacement. Prospective Purchaser I see yon ad vertise a special Inducement in engage ment rings. What is it? Jeweler Well, we guarantee to re purchase any ring we sell within six month. fl.ee a bottle. A II drnifi't-u. for 3. d. ATR CO. t,r,.ll, MM. Prince Edward and Albert of Eng land are to be sent soon to the Welling ton preparatory school at Westgate on Sea. ' , "' PYRAMIDS OF PAIN Doils show tho lilnnil in in a inln, f condition, or that it has grown too weak and slug- pish to throw off tho bodily impurities, which C J ....... dwiiid bjui, unu a uaruunciu yi. or Don is tna result, lo one already enfeebled by disease, boils seem to coma with more freouencv. causing theintensest pain and greutcst duni'cr to the alrendv weak nn debilitated sufferer. All skin eruptions, from the sometimes fatal cur uuncie to me spitetui little cat-boil, are caused by bud blood, and th oniy way to avom or get pennunently rid of them is to purify an tlllilrl lir tl, ,ltrirnl.l .,..11.., .. I I.I I " .1 . . . ' -.-' ,'A.iwiuivu, iuiiuli;u u uuu. una coiinnr-irr iiia hnmra and poisons; and nothing will do this so quickly and thoroughly as b. fc.. S., which is the acknowledged king of blood purifiers and great .est of all tonics. Where the blood has become impoverished and is mm mm, no meuicme acts so promptly in building up and restor ing us iicimcss, purity ana etrencth. The time tocure Alleghany, p.,Jun 11.1003, a boil is before it devel- rom toe of twenty or thirty I wa iorW " " rr, 11 cvcl- afflicted with larr, wful boils on my f.o. mul Ops, When It IS 111 a State body. Aa soonaatbey woaldh.Alupinon.rUo, of incubutinn or fnrmntinn tb)r woul break out in another part of tbs body. .1 11 1 j e ,,0rmaUn ndthl. continued for ten yeeri. I tried ever?, in the blood; tor bolls nre, thlnlould bear of to et relief, butnothtna- after all. only the imnuri- dld any a-ood. ihadbutuui f-ith in a. s. a. ki m , uniy 1110 impuri dolnr m. g0Qd whn j but fctr uk, tie and poisons bubbling tt for short while the boil bin to dieeppner, up through the skin, and f.eonUn?on"thmedioiije, taking-.i.bot- 4 -it . u!'u tl. and 11 the botle entirely dieeppeered. Fiv ttUS Will Continue in SnitO years have alanaed einoa that time. nrt I k... of poult cintf and lane n(? bothered einoe.ehowin that the cure .it 1 m 1 . . ' permanent. I had some thirty or forty of till the blood get rid of the moat painful bolls one ever had, and to be lta nr-riitni!liitfl n n n r, ""reiy rm or . rw..v... H. B, B., put Hie way to top boils is you. to attack them in the blood, and this is what S. S. S. does. All danger of boils is past when the blood has been thoroughly purified nnd the system cleansed of all mor bid, impure mutter. If you are subject to boils, then the same causes that produced them last senson will do so this, and the sooner you begin to put your blood and system in good order the better the chance of going through the spring and summer season without boils or other painful and irri tating skin eruptions. S. S. S. is guar anteed purely vegetable, and can be : taken with nerfect safety bv old and young, and without harm to the most delicate constitution. It is mild and pleasant in its action, and unequaled as a cure for boils and kindred eruptions. Write us if you would like medical advice or othef information. ril SWIFT SPCCIHC CO.. ATLANTA, CAs HOW LANDSEER WORKED. The man who can accomplish work at a dash is probably the one who has spent patient years In preparation for it. An enthusiastic Enitllsh snorts- man, Mr. Weils, of Redleaf, Penshurst, had etiffBKed I-andseer to paint the portrait of his favorite dog. But the artist was one of those who put off their duties a long as possible, and one day Wells, who had been growing more aud more impatient, showed his feeling hy some sharp expression. "I know I have behaved shameful ly," said Landscer, "but I will come down next Thursday and stuy till Mon day, and the picture shall be done be fore I leave." On Thursday he arrived, just In time to dress for dinner, and his first re mark was: "Oh, your man tells me that you nre going to drag the great pond to-morrow. Hurrah! I am Just In time. That is a subject I have often meant to paint, and I shall get any number of sketches done." This was an unplenslng announce ment; but the host bore it. Landscer did a capital day's worU for himself, and the next morning, when he came down to breakfast, he said: "Mr. Wells, I hear yon are going to shoot to-day. I've been looking for ward to that for a year or two." 80 tt went on until Sunday morning, and then Wells, who was Very particular bout seeing his gueats at the early service, said to Landscer: "I suppose you ar going to church?" "I don't feel like going," said Land scer. "I think you must excuse me." "Oh," said Wells, In a blaze, "do Just as you think best! Vou know well enough that this is liberty hall for you, at all events." "Thank you,", said Landseer. "And I am going to ask you to let me keep Charles Mathews with me, to amuse me." Wells youchssfed no answer, and away the people went, leaving these two to their own devices. The min ute the house was clear they hurried to another room, which Lnndsecr had specially arranged for the purpose. The head gamekeeper was there, hold ing the dog, and Mathews asslxted, when there was need, at the same time amusing Landseer. When the party returned from church the picture was painted, finished and framed on the wall. Written on the trunk of a tree In the background we're the words: "Painted at Bedleaf in two hours nd a half." Hon. Shlmada Saburo were among the speakers, and about $25,000 gold was sulmctlbed toward this fund. Ameri can sympathy with Japan was Uius ex pressed in a very practical way and the good feeling previously existiug was more closely cemented. Among the early enthusiastic subscriber to the fund were Richard Harding Davis, Mr. Eagsn In behalf of Collier" Week ly and other newspaper representatives who have been rusticating in Tokyo Instead of getting to the front, where they desired to be. Fading Hair J I v YOU CAN $25.03 PES CAY tatting- Water, OH or Coal with AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made in all tixea and tyle. Write lor ai- uxnea ana list ol users iu the Went. Bsail & Co. 813 Commer cial BIock. "Keelev upuor-morphine-tobaccoi iltfure HATS PERMANENTLY CURtD AV-J - rOK FULL PARTICULARS inwn m mif YtwrrrorE- roiinAWD.om;, The bloodiest battle ever foneht with gunpowder was that at Borodino, in liicb 52,000 Kusiiians and 32,000 Frenchmen were killed. NOTHING NEW IN THE ARCH. Most of tn Preeent-Day Knowledge uerivca rruin inu Ancieut. The old adage, "There's nothing new under the sun," applies with as much aptness to architecture as it does 'to many other things. It is well known that although the building of great arches of masonry dates beyond the ancient Homan civilization the princi ple that gives strength to the massive stone bridges of to-day is the same that built the bridges of the Roman empire. The history of bridge building is to a large degree the history of the arch, whose efficiency lies in the truth of the old Hindoo saying that "the arch nev er sleeps," because each separate sec tion of which it consists, beginning at the keystone or central section, is con stantly pushing against its immediate neighbors until the pressure Anally reacne ui nrm foundation upon which tbe structure I erected. To secure a perfectly trustworthy foundation, therefore, the bridge build er has" often to penetrate far below the surface of the earth, and not infre quently tbe part of his structure thus covered up and concealed is greater than that visible above ground. It wa their Inability to solve the problem of a trustworthy foundation that led the ancient Hindoo to dis trust the arch, arguing that the steep les activity that held it together was equally active in tearing it to pieces. Not only is the modern bridge build er skilled in setting his structure on a Arm base, but thoroughly acquainted with the time-honored material for his work, to say nothing of new mate rials, and an Important part of his student training in such modern schools as the Massachusetts Institute of Technology is devoted to methods of testing materials during construc tion that would have surprised and delighted even the most accomplished of the ancient Roman engineers. .er It has cored cou?h and colds for forty years, uruRniau, a cents, Fine Finish. -. They had bought an upright piano on the pay-weekly plan. "John," she said one day, "I want you to stand oft and take note of the exterior of this piano. Can you see its finish?" "I should siiy so, sighed John. When the installment man comes." C H A M P I O IN MOWERS Draw Cot, no path. Added Power, cut where ethers won t. Price right. When you buy. Buy the Bent. Buy the Champion Mowers, Kaltea, aud Binders. MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER COMPANY First and Taylor Sts. PORTLAND, ORB P. N. U. No. 281004. HEN writing to ftdvertUen plea menuoD inn paper .irsi-si.iTFU IIP RESERVES IN JAPAN. them br your arraat purlQer. xne under deht of rratltnde to The Calling Out of Three Troope En tail HutTeriiiK on Kamillea, Writing from personal knowledge of the conditions in Japan during the war, John I,. Hearing says In the World To-Pay: As Boon us the troops from the dif ferent lisiTacks hud been sent for ward there came the call for the re serves to gather and begin to train. The reserves, it will be utidcrsiood, are those who have st some previous time spent several year In military training and are now called frn, their private occupations st their country's need. These men drop their work or occupation and at a moment's notice go to the barracks. In the fam ilies of these is the tlrst suffering felt In many cases the chief support of a family I taken away and no one Is left to support the wife and children and supply the money for food and clothing. In these places where the sole support of the family 1 suddenly renioveu wiuiom warning mere la a condition of need Immediately felt Th soldier receives no pay while In service, and he has, therefore, nothing to send home to his needy family. He leave them for his country's sake siul he hopes thnt In some way they wllf bo cared for. The tlrst work of relief is the rai Ing for these families. The govern ment Is greatly assisted In this work by foreigners as well as by generous notlv subscriptions. Various organ isations have been set on foot for rais ing money to supply this need. The fiftieth anniversary of the signing of the treaty by Admiral Terry and the Jspsocs wa commemorated by on enthusiastic meeting in Tokyo, in which th American minister, Mr. QrUcoin, and Count Okuma and th Latest of Flehlnn Yarn. Seeing, some of your fish and bear stories in Maine Woods, I must con fess some of them do smell a little fishy,' and for a change I will give you one founded on facts. Vou see. It was this way: We were fishing on one of the Keswick lakes in the spring of 18U3, and our catch had been enor mous. About 3 o'clock in the after noon we heard a peculiar noise on the bank of tbe hike like tearing of roots. So we Went to Investigate, and on ncsring the shore were surprised to find a large black bear digging up the ground to lient nine of kind. We lay low to watch, and what do you think he was doing? Why, he wss digging worms, and after putting nice fat angle worms on each of his forepaws he ventured out In the lake on an old sunken log, put down his forefeet In the wster and actually scooped out huge trout so thick and fast that he alnioxt darkened tbe sun. Alter a wiuie, uun&ing mere was enough fiith for us, we put an ounce ball in his bend. Talk about fish! Great heavens! There lay trout two feet deep on which two young cubs were gorging themselves. Well, we skinned that besr and, wishing to se cure the cubs alive, I Just threw the bearskin over me and gut down on all fours, and tliooe cubs followed me right tuto camp, thinking tt wits moth cr bear. The cubs I afterward sold for f25 each, and the hide of the mother bear, which was a very large one, brought me w, not too bad a day's work. Oh, yes, alsiut those fish ou the bonk, Well, we went back next day snd bar reled up twenty-four barrels of the best of those trout. The rest were left to rot In the un. We put those fish In cold storage and we have oui of them yet Neat Main Woods. When you feel for tho poor put your hand Into your puna. 'the Kind You Have Alwavs liouarht lias borne. th Hiim-u. ture of Clias. 11. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision lor over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and .Just-as-g-ood ' are but Experiments, and endanger tite Lcultii of Cuildren Experience against .Experiment. What is CASTOR IA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its aere is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation nnd Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. 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