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    Rheumatism
Docs not let go of you
when you apply lotions or
liniments. It simply loosens
its hold for a while. Why?
Because to get rid of St you
must correct the acid con
dition of the Hood on which
it depends. . Hood's Sarsa
pariila has cured thousands.
1'VU Hope.
FlniinlKnn Kny, Mtilke, thin won't do.
People iiny yon lire aliwnte on Mr, Fla
herty mid Him a nmrrlod woman.
Mike I'IiwIhi! Not a wuml. Thot'i
onl) bo Ol 'm u go on luirrylii' terbiifkr
av old Fhilierty. , llo'g In bojMi - Oi'll
tlopo wld r.
Mother will find Mm. W iiiiUii' Boothlng
Byrup hestrmiieity tomoior their uMMrou
Qurluu the teutttlug jwriou,.
Hnrrjr He Hunke.
"Oh, we lmve hoiiiij very utrotig men
In England," boantud the Hew arrlvul
from London.
"How atroug nre they?" queried the
American cttlmi.
"Oh, I've een them lift cannon,
truck and even cms."
"Indeed. Then It I" trnnge that
none of them can lift xuch a iiuall ob
ject ns the yacht cup."
Hotline IMrbelan Protend,
The KouiHiia were great (tickler for
fonniil dinner. Their appetite -proline-era
coiihIhU'iI mainly of egg aulad,
fpleeil fruit", oyntera, KpnrHgiiK, and
mnill lu vinegar. Then, liiivliiir atlrred
up the juice of the Ktoiiiucli to the
point of keen expectation, lliey pro-
eeiled to realization hy way of flnh
principally mullet, which wa regard-
d a the "top notcher" of IIhIich, acrv-
ed with a panto prepared of the (lean
of the aea hedgehog reduced to pulp,
with oil. pepper, ouloiia, date and tuua
til I'd; while, when the emperor waa
terved with the prlceliwa liver, thedlnh
wa but faintly HcitMimcd with unit,
pepper uml Oil, and nerved with chick
en llvera gnrnoe. ftr flnh and game,
pork wua tho niont eateemed meat
dlali, and It wna aerved In tho form of
roaat stuffed with MitiaflKea. The
desaert wua formed of frulta lu hciihoii,
the Iuhi'Ioiim grape being a cloae com
petitor with the upple.
TITO Permanently nemo, no nieor nervounei
I I la ftr llreiily'euiiiirt)r.KHne'Urilf(ere
Hlorr. Mmt fur I'rrr BH trial bottle end trnallea.
vt. it. u. U.UUU. ar.jjut.. i'biiau.iui, i'
Quite a Pretention Htructure.
Maria Whut did Martha' new bat
look like?
John Ooodncttft, 1 can't tell! It loot
(! more like a banket phaeton full of
flower than nttytuliig ele. -Ciudu
uatl Cotiimercliil-Trllmn.
$100 Reward, 1100,
The readsraot this tinner will be nleteeit t
limn ihettlittfe in m leant oue dreaded disease
turn euienee hae Ix-en able to cure In ell ite
.K, eutt that la Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
l uiu in tnaoiilr xjHltlvo cure kuuwn to the
meuleitl frawrutty. Catarrh being oonntttu
Initial aiB-e, requires a eotimnuiluiial treat-
tnunt. lUtl'eCautrrb Curewtekenlnlernalljr,
aetinir illroi-ilv in jii the Mootl ami muouiii
turiacei ol thueyeuiin, thereby di'Mroylti th
luuuilntlon ot the dlwejm, ami giving the )-
lino I strength by buiUllii up the coimlltutlua
nil noinc iu worn, j no
iiruiirmtiire have eo muoh fulth In it. euritiive
tnil ejwUtiiiii netiiru lu Ooliiir
iwwerth.t thy oiler Une llumlreil lhillere
liireiiyciua that It lull! to cure, bouil (or lUt
Itf iMMllflllllllHll,.
Ad.lroM. Y. 3. CHENKY dt tU., luleao, o,
bViIU by druataui, 7ie.
lie.U'1 1
It Pay to Read Newapaprr,
Cox, Wla., July 4. Frank M. Eu
id' 11 ol thla clnce. had Kidny Diaonne
no bad that be could not walk. lie
tried dootora' treatment and many d if-
fcront remediea, but waa getting wotae.
ile waa very low. ,
He read In a newapaper how Dmld a
Kidney rilla wore curing capci of Kid
ney Trouble, Bright' Diaeaae and
Itbeumatitm, and thou)ht he would
tir them, lie took two boxes and now
be t quite well. Ileaay:
"I can now work all day and not feel
tired. Bofore using Dodd'a Kidney
I'illa, I couldn't walk acroaa the floor."
Mr. RufweU Is the moat wonderful
caae ever known in Chippewa county
Thla new remedy Dodd'a Kidney Pill
1 making some miraculous cute In
Wisconsin.
aiuily i'lUa are tbe beet.
Ilia Letter.
When Wllllo Uhuik wua at tho sea
allure Inxt summer his father wrote to
him quite frequently, and in each let
ter lucloNcd 10 cents or a quarter to
add to the little bid's pleasure, Willie
was no letter-writer, but ono day be
lunmiKi'd to compose tho following
comprehensive epistle, which he sent
to his father: ,.
"lien Papa I got all your letem,
and you have put some munuy In each
one of them. I'lcnao write oftener.
Your luvlng eon, WILLIAM."
Woman's Homo Companion.
B U
V
O I H
How Crana Mimicked Itobeon,
When Itobson and Crane acted the
"Comedy of Krrors" together, Mr,
Crane's "Dromio" was tbe most aota
bio feuture of the performance, for
while Itobson almply represented him
self in the garb of the Syracuse ser
vant. Crane gave an excellent exhibi
tion of bis mimetic powers by duplicat
ing the "Dromio" of bis associate, lie
thug describe the opening night:
"It was one of the most intensely
exciting nights I ever experienced be
hind the scenes. In making up, Itob
son dropped a huge diiub of grease
paint on the front of his tunic. Out of
pure coiiHlderatlou for urt, I painted a
similarly dirty device on my garment
But ltolmoit nearly destroyed the line
fabric of consistency, to tho construe
iUm of which I bad sncriliced the
cleanliness of my attltre, by walking
on absent-mindedly In the second ac
with a smoking cigar protruding from
his mouth. Just previous to his en
trance in the lirst act he declaimed his
speech lu the wings, and from this
took the key, which I had to hold con
stnntly tn imiid. My line were only
partly committed, so that betwoc
thinking of Itobson' peculiar volt
and mannerisms which I was ex pec
ed to imitate falthiully nnd of my
Lown speeches which should have bee
delivered with equal nudity to Khnk
speare I aweltercd in body and miud
all night Leslie's Monthly.
FROM YOUR DEALER
F.aally Done,
Tess Well, 1 believe I'm rid of Mr,
Staylate at last.
Jess How on earth did you accom
plish it?
Tess While he was calling upon me
last night I remarked that "ail hand
some men were conceited bores." Then
be said: "Indeed! 1 can take a bint
as well as the next one," aud left.
I'hiladtilphla I'reKs.
Ruesla has 150 regiments of mounted
Coxnacks.
OIL
mm
A FINER SCREEN NEEDED.
, ., .
Adders
i Bert juh smp. TuM i.,-L Cn f'l
L to e-H1 br lrngg-u fy m
You can depend on Ayer's
Hair Viaor to restore color to
your gray hair, every time, i
Follow directions and it never
fails to do this work. It stops
flair Vigor
fallingofthehair.also. There's
great sansiacuon in Knowing
you are not going to be disap
pointed. Isn't that so?
" Mr hetr fd4 nnH it ebmit white. It
toik JtiKt ot,n LKHtl. of Avar's Hair Vigor to
rfeHtwre It U He fonnor derlt. rich color. Vonr
llnlr VlKr certainly flomi whHt yon nlalra for
II." A. M. Uuwah. Itocklotfliaui, N. C.
Bpeciel Indacement.
Prospective Purchaser I see yon ad
vertise a special Inducement in engage
ment rings. What is it?
Jeweler Well, we guarantee to re
purchase any ring we sell within six
month.
fl.ee a bottle.
A II drnifi't-u.
for
3. d. ATR CO.
t,r,.ll, MM.
Prince Edward and Albert of Eng
land are to be sent soon to the Welling
ton preparatory school at Westgate on
Sea. ' , "'
PYRAMIDS OF PAIN
Doils show tho lilnnil in in a inln, f
condition, or that it has grown too weak and slug-
pish to throw off tho bodily impurities, which C J
....... dwiiid bjui, unu a uaruunciu yi.
or Don is tna result, lo one already enfeebled
by disease, boils seem to coma with more freouencv.
causing theintensest pain and greutcst duni'cr to the alrendv weak nn
debilitated sufferer. All skin eruptions, from the sometimes fatal cur
uuncie to me spitetui little cat-boil, are caused by bud blood, and th
oniy way to avom or get pennunently rid of them is to purify an
tlllilrl lir tl, ,ltrirnl.l .,..11.., .. I I.I I " .1 . . . '
-.-' ,'A.iwiuivu, iuiiuli;u u uuu. una coiinnr-irr iiia hnmra
and poisons; and nothing will do this so quickly and thoroughly as
b. fc.. S., which is the acknowledged king of blood purifiers and great
.est of all tonics. Where the blood has become impoverished and is
mm mm, no meuicme acts so promptly in building up and restor
ing us iicimcss, purity ana
etrencth. The time tocure Alleghany, p.,Jun 11.1003,
a boil is before it devel- rom toe of twenty or thirty I wa iorW
" " rr, 11 cvcl- afflicted with larr, wful boils on my f.o. mul
Ops, When It IS 111 a State body. Aa soonaatbey woaldh.Alupinon.rUo,
of incubutinn or fnrmntinn tb)r woul break out in another part of tbs body.
.1 11 1 j e ,,0rmaUn ndthl. continued for ten yeeri. I tried ever?,
in the blood; tor bolls nre, thlnlould bear of to et relief, butnothtna-
after all. only the imnuri- dld any a-ood. ihadbutuui f-ith in a. s. a.
ki m , uniy 1110 impuri dolnr m. g0Qd whn j but fctr uk,
tie and poisons bubbling tt for short while the boil bin to dieeppner,
up through the skin, and f.eonUn?on"thmedioiije, taking-.i.bot-
4 -it . u!'u tl. and 11 the botle entirely dieeppeered. Fiv
ttUS Will Continue in SnitO years have alanaed einoa that time. nrt I k...
of poult cintf and lane n(? bothered einoe.ehowin that the cure
.it 1 m 1 . . ' permanent. I had some thirty or forty of
till the blood get rid of the moat painful bolls one ever had, and to be
lta nr-riitni!liitfl n n n r, ""reiy rm or
. rw..v... H. B, B., put
Hie way to top boils is you.
to attack them in the blood,
and this is what S. S. S. does. All danger of boils is past when the
blood has been thoroughly purified nnd the system cleansed of all mor
bid, impure mutter. If you are subject to boils, then the same causes
that produced them last senson will do so this, and the sooner you begin
to put your blood and system in good
order the better the chance of going
through the spring and summer season
without boils or other painful and irri
tating skin eruptions. S. S. S. is guar
anteed purely vegetable, and can be
: taken with nerfect safety bv old and
young, and without harm to the most delicate constitution. It is
mild and pleasant in its action, and unequaled as a cure for boils and
kindred eruptions. Write us if you would like medical advice or othef
information. ril SWIFT SPCCIHC CO.. ATLANTA, CAs
HOW LANDSEER WORKED.
The man who can accomplish work
at a dash is probably the one who
has spent patient years In preparation
for it. An enthusiastic Enitllsh snorts-
man, Mr. Weils, of Redleaf, Penshurst,
had etiffBKed I-andseer to paint the
portrait of his favorite dog. But the
artist was one of those who put off
their duties a long as possible, and
one day Wells, who had been growing
more aud more impatient, showed his
feeling hy some sharp expression.
"I know I have behaved shameful
ly," said Landscer, "but I will come
down next Thursday and stuy till Mon
day, and the picture shall be done be
fore I leave."
On Thursday he arrived, just In time
to dress for dinner, and his first re
mark was: "Oh, your man tells me
that you nre going to drag the great
pond to-morrow. Hurrah! I am Just
In time. That is a subject I have
often meant to paint, and I shall get
any number of sketches done."
This was an unplenslng announce
ment; but the host bore it. Landscer
did a capital day's worU for himself,
and the next morning, when he came
down to breakfast, he said:
"Mr. Wells, I hear yon are going to
shoot to-day. I've been looking for
ward to that for a year or two." 80 tt
went on until Sunday morning, and
then Wells, who was Very particular
bout seeing his gueats at the early
service, said to Landscer:
"I suppose you ar going to church?"
"I don't feel like going," said Land
scer. "I think you must excuse me."
"Oh," said Wells, In a blaze, "do Just
as you think best! Vou know well
enough that this is liberty hall for
you, at all events."
"Thank you,", said Landseer. "And
I am going to ask you to let me keep
Charles Mathews with me, to amuse
me."
Wells youchssfed no answer, and
away the people went, leaving these
two to their own devices. The min
ute the house was clear they hurried
to another room, which Lnndsecr had
specially arranged for the purpose.
The head gamekeeper was there, hold
ing the dog, and Mathews asslxted,
when there was need, at the same time
amusing Landseer. When the party
returned from church the picture was
painted, finished and framed on the
wall. Written on the trunk of a tree
In the background we're the words:
"Painted at Bedleaf in two hours
nd a half."
Hon. Shlmada Saburo were among the
speakers, and about $25,000 gold was
sulmctlbed toward this fund. Ameri
can sympathy with Japan was Uius ex
pressed in a very practical way and
the good feeling previously existiug
was more closely cemented. Among
the early enthusiastic subscriber to
the fund were Richard Harding Davis,
Mr. Eagsn In behalf of Collier" Week
ly and other newspaper representatives
who have been rusticating in Tokyo
Instead of getting to the front, where
they desired to be.
Fading Hair
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YOU CAN
$25.03 PES CAY
tatting- Water,
OH or Coal with
AUSTIN WELL DRILLS
Made in all tixea and
tyle. Write lor ai-
uxnea ana list ol users iu
the Went.
Bsail & Co.
813 Commer
cial BIock.
"Keelev upuor-morphine-tobaccoi
iltfure HATS PERMANENTLY CURtD
AV-J - rOK FULL PARTICULARS
inwn m mif YtwrrrorE- roiinAWD.om;,
The bloodiest battle ever foneht with
gunpowder was that at Borodino, in
liicb 52,000 Kusiiians and 32,000
Frenchmen were killed.
NOTHING NEW IN THE ARCH.
Most of tn Preeent-Day Knowledge
uerivca rruin inu Ancieut.
The old adage, "There's nothing new
under the sun," applies with as much
aptness to architecture as it does 'to
many other things. It is well known
that although the building of great
arches of masonry dates beyond the
ancient Homan civilization the princi
ple that gives strength to the massive
stone bridges of to-day is the same
that built the bridges of the Roman
empire.
The history of bridge building is to
a large degree the history of the arch,
whose efficiency lies in the truth of the
old Hindoo saying that "the arch nev
er sleeps," because each separate sec
tion of which it consists, beginning at
the keystone or central section, is con
stantly pushing against its immediate
neighbors until the pressure Anally
reacne ui nrm foundation upon
which tbe structure I erected.
To secure a perfectly trustworthy
foundation, therefore, the bridge build
er has" often to penetrate far below the
surface of the earth, and not infre
quently tbe part of his structure thus
covered up and concealed is greater
than that visible above ground.
It wa their Inability to solve the
problem of a trustworthy foundation
that led the ancient Hindoo to dis
trust the arch, arguing that the steep
les activity that held it together was
equally active in tearing it to pieces.
Not only is the modern bridge build
er skilled in setting his structure on a
Arm base, but thoroughly acquainted
with the time-honored material for
his work, to say nothing of new mate
rials, and an Important part of his
student training in such modern
schools as the Massachusetts Institute
of Technology is devoted to methods
of testing materials during construc
tion that would have surprised and
delighted even the most accomplished
of the ancient Roman engineers.
.er
It has cored cou?h and colds for forty
years, uruRniau, a cents,
Fine Finish. -.
They had bought an upright piano
on the pay-weekly plan. "John," she
said one day, "I want you to stand oft
and take note of the exterior of this
piano. Can you see its finish?"
"I should siiy so, sighed John.
When the installment man comes."
C H A M P I O IN
MOWERS
Draw Cot, no path. Added Power, cut where
ethers won t. Price right. When you
buy. Buy the Bent. Buy the Champion
Mowers, Kaltea, aud Binders.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER
COMPANY
First and Taylor Sts.
PORTLAND, ORB
P. N. U.
No. 281004.
HEN writing to ftdvertUen plea
menuoD inn paper
.irsi-si.iTFU
IIP
RESERVES IN JAPAN.
them br your arraat purlQer.
xne under deht of rratltnde to
The Calling Out of Three Troope En
tail HutTeriiiK on Kamillea,
Writing from personal knowledge of
the conditions in Japan during the
war, John I,. Hearing says In the
World To-Pay:
As Boon us the troops from the dif
ferent lisiTacks hud been sent for
ward there came the call for the re
serves to gather and begin to train.
The reserves, it will be utidcrsiood,
are those who have st some previous
time spent several year In military
training and are now called frn,
their private occupations st their
country's need. These men drop their
work or occupation and at a moment's
notice go to the barracks. In the fam
ilies of these is the tlrst suffering felt
In many cases the chief support of a
family I taken away and no one Is
left to support the wife and children
and supply the money for food and
clothing. In these places where the
sole support of the family 1 suddenly
renioveu wiuiom warning mere la a
condition of need Immediately felt
Th soldier receives no pay while In
service, and he has, therefore, nothing
to send home to his needy family. He
leave them for his country's sake siul
he hopes thnt In some way they wllf
bo cared for.
The tlrst work of relief is the rai
Ing for these families. The govern
ment Is greatly assisted In this work
by foreigners as well as by generous
notlv subscriptions. Various organ
isations have been set on foot for rais
ing money to supply this need. The
fiftieth anniversary of the signing of
the treaty by Admiral Terry and the
Jspsocs wa commemorated by on
enthusiastic meeting in Tokyo, in
which th American minister, Mr.
QrUcoin, and Count Okuma and th
Latest of Flehlnn Yarn.
Seeing, some of your fish and bear
stories in Maine Woods, I must con
fess some of them do smell a little
fishy,' and for a change I will give
you one founded on facts. Vou see.
It was this way: We were fishing on
one of the Keswick lakes in the spring
of 18U3, and our catch had been enor
mous. About 3 o'clock in the after
noon we heard a peculiar noise on the
bank of tbe hike like tearing of roots.
So we Went to Investigate, and on
ncsring the shore were surprised to
find a large black bear digging up the
ground to lient nine of kind.
We lay low to watch, and what do
you think he was doing? Why, he
wss digging worms, and after putting
nice fat angle worms on each of his
forepaws he ventured out In the lake
on an old sunken log, put down his
forefeet In the wster and actually
scooped out huge trout so thick and
fast that he alnioxt darkened tbe sun.
Alter a wiuie, uun&ing mere was
enough fiith for us, we put an ounce
ball in his bend. Talk about fish!
Great heavens! There lay trout two
feet deep on which two young cubs
were gorging themselves. Well, we
skinned that besr and, wishing to se
cure the cubs alive, I Just threw the
bearskin over me and gut down on
all fours, and tliooe cubs followed me
right tuto camp, thinking tt wits moth
cr bear.
The cubs I afterward sold for f25
each, and the hide of the mother bear,
which was a very large one, brought
me w, not too bad a day's work.
Oh, yes, alsiut those fish ou the bonk,
Well, we went back next day snd bar
reled up twenty-four barrels of the
best of those trout. The rest were
left to rot In the un. We put those
fish In cold storage and we have oui
of them yet Neat Main Woods.
When you feel for tho poor put your
hand Into your puna.
'the Kind You Have Alwavs liouarht lias borne. th Hiim-u.
ture of Clias. 11. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
personal supervision lor over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
.Just-as-g-ood ' are but Experiments, and endanger tite
Lcultii of Cuildren Experience against .Experiment.
What is CASTOR IA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its aere is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
nnd Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You toe Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE. OtMT.U OOMMUr. TT MUKIUT TIHrr, HIW YORK CITY.
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