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Distress Jrfter Eating IVausca between meals, belching, vom iting, flatulence, fits of nervous head ache, pain lit tho stomach, are all symptoms of dyspepsia, and tlio longer it Is neglected the harder It U to euro It. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Radically and permanently cure It strengthen and tono the stomach and other iIIchUvu orguna for the natural performance of their function!. Accept no substitute for Hood's. ' "I had dyspepsia twenty-Are yesrs and took different medlclnei but got no help until I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. Have taken (our bottles of this medicine and can now est almost anything, sleep well, bare no cramps In my stoniscb, no burning and no distress. Mas. William a. lUaarrr, H Olnejr fit., Provident, K. L Hood's Sarsaparilla promise to our and keeps the promise. A Ilantam to the Tlracee. One day a flixk of sparrows were noticed flyltitf excitedly around a bouse, and on going near I saw that a youtifC sparrow had fallen from a newt under the tiles and wtt too young to fly back. Huddenly a bantam rock stepped for ward. He evidently quite understood the state of affair, for he picked the little nilte up very tenderly In liltt beak, mounted an empty cart that happened to be conveniently near, flew from It on to the tiles and, stretch Inn his neck out over tho edge replaced tho spanw In Its newt. In doing ao, however, lie overbal anced hlniKclf nnil tumbled to the ground. Hut after pluming his feath ers for a minute he atrutted about the yard none the worse for Ms adventure nd evidently very proud of Ids ex ploit Friendly BiiKunatlon. "I'm at a loss tu know what to ninke of iny only sou," sulci the truwt niiigmili'. lie sveius to have no brains fur buni- UVIM." "IVnnlt me to hand you a suiHfestlon," rejoined the merchant prince, "Make a society leader of bliu." -riilladely'ula In .ulrsr. What Microbes Art. Hi nee Pasteur demonstrated the fuel that inuny human diecsNft are due to minute living things which grow ami multiply in our bodies, there has been s tendency to call all microscopic of ganiama, lie tin r harmful or not. "germs" or "rnieroU's" or "bacteria indiscriminately. This confusion mhy be cleared by the statement that pro- tosoa are the lowest known forma of aniuiala and that bacteria are the low eat known forms of plant, while "genua" and "inicrobes".niay apply to the disease-causing forma, in either group From (iary N. Calkins's "I'r looa and Diaaeusu in the April ten tury. Kor bronchial trouMes try riau's Cure fur ('miauiiijitioii. It is a frond rough nieuiviiie, ai urugKiHtn, price 2o cents. AlMiui lorrfcl. Teacher Ctn you tell me the differ euce between caution and cowardice! llrlght Hoy Yea. ma'am. When you are afraid yourself, that's caution when the other fellow's afraid, that' on ward lea. The Wonderful Cream Separator dim In work In aa mlntUM end Irs leaa than 1 par cent butler fat. 1 he prlr In ruilcu luualjr (iiw, ecrorilliif to aire, li.'s Uipj.meern end whrn rou have cm yu would nut fart tneiewllti lur lllty tltima tla coat. JCKT KNU Til IK MirTlt'K with be etampa lr ataii lo the John A. fal ser Heed t o., I t rtwae, Al and (ft thrtr bl ralalus.tuUydxarrlblns Ihla remarkable Crram HrperaUir, and buiutrla ol otlier bail a aud larui acciU Uaed by the farmer. (!'. (.'. I. J The possibilities of electricity have never yet been fully demount rated. Its beneficial effect upon growing plants in the way of hnHtenlng development haa been proved to an extent, and now the mysterious fluid Is being tried on animals at the University of Michigan. at Ann Arbor. It has been demon strated that rabbits enclosed In a pen about which run a number of electrically-charged win reach maturity In two-thirds the time taken by those kept under normal conditions. The Auers Your doctor will tell you that thin, pale, weak, nervous chil dren become strong and well by taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Small doses, for a few days. Sarsaparilla The change is very prompt and very marked. Ask your doctor why it is. He has our formula and will explain. " Whan It trnre old. for manr month, no onetiieuKlit I could II. Imratiaaof thin blooe. but, In a raw waaka, Ayar'a Haraapsrllla eem pteielr tmIiitkI ma to haalth " Mae. . BUCKMIDSTBM, Vlnalei.W. t. II .M a bottle A II drtipai.. for l. e. Tse no. T.nW.tl. Mill The Children TOO GOOD A HOLSEKLEPl R. Biliousness, constipation prevent re covery. Cure these with Ayer's Pills. A Degenerate. Kind Laoy Have you always been a tramp? Were you never any high er? Tramp Oh! yee'm. I uster be electrically-treated auluuils were In all second story worker and porch-climber. resnects healthy and their fle.di has been found to be unusually tender. It Is thought possible that the same treat ment may be applied to beef cuttle, making a 2 year-old steer as large as one 3 years oiu tinner present, condi tions, besides producing a superior quality of beef. How's This? We offer One Tlunilred Dollar Reward fot any cane o! ( atarrn mat cannot do cureu oj Hall's Catarrh Cure. jr. i. cilKNKY CO., Props., Toledo, 0. We, the underpinned, bare known K. . 1. Cheney lor the lent 16 years, and believe blm perfectly honorable lo all buaineas tranaao bona and financially alle to carry out any ob ligation made by their Orm. West it Tutu I, Wholesale lrn(r;lats,Toledo, 0. Waluiwo, KiKHASkABVis, Wholesale lrug elata, Toledo, O. Ilall's Catarrh Cure la Uken Internally, art loir directly un the blood and mucoua sur- lacea ol tne ayaiem. rn w. yvi uun. fcul'l by all l)rUKKlta. lestlmonlals tree, ilall's tamlly Tills are the beat. iVPiIP jsajood eqj nj neAe 'uorj rpJ) s Jtujinooofi sj nop Svi 10 qoa 'jo;iq mi Jiwa ji until J3q s "jp -Hip o) Jiwi Xjjab bjooj ir)soo II Loegest Road la the World. In 1001 the great Siberian railway was thrown open to the public. There was then in operation a total of 1,444 miles in Manchuria and 3,550 miles in Siberia, a continuous Kusaian line from Moscow to Tort Arthur of 6,429 miles; and the new trains de luxe, which will begin running tbia summer, will sive vlitually s through service from I'aris to Port Arthur, a distance ol 7.2UU miles, 6.600 miles of which la over IlasaUn lines. From James W. David son's "The Greet Siberian Hallway" in the April Century. Do ftomethlnc 'or the Boys. Secretary Shaw makes a few terse remarka every little while on "Th Hoy." The Secretary la pretty aure to make the friendship of boja geuerally because he talka directly to fathers when he aaya that boys wsnt the com pankmahlp of boys and that the home ahould welcome the boy aa mui h aa II does the baby and the man. Secretary Hhaw calls attention to the fact that the world la producing a higher type of womanhood than of manhood; thai there are more young women whom you would welcome to your homea at daughtera-ln law than young men 'whom 70a would welcome aa sons In law, lie says there Is no eicuse foi this, although there are reasons, among which Is that about the only place where the boy la sure of a eordlaJ greeting la where you do not desire hi in to go. oAeaa A Wonderful Discovery. Itroadland. 8. Pitk., March 28. Quite a senwttion baa ltecn created here ry the publication of the story of U. W. Gray, who after a special treatment for three months wan prostrate and be1t)lens and niven up to die with liriuht's Disease. Hriitbt's Disease haa tiaoo qi. aupIUn always been conaidured incurable, but evidently front the atory told by Mr. (iray, there ia a remedy which will cure it even in the miiet advanced stages. This n what he ays: "I was helpless an a little balx-. My wife and I searched everything and read everything we could find about liright'a Diwaxc, hoping that I would be able to find a remedy. After many fiiilurt'H my wife inniMled that I should try Dodd'a Kidm-y Till. I praise God for, the day when I decided to do so for this remedy met every phace of mycaae and in a dhort time I was able to get out of bed and after a few weeks' treat ment I wai a strong, well man. Dodd'a Kidney 1'illn saved my life." A remedy that w ill cure Bright a Dis ease win cure any leaser Kidney uia- peso, Dodd'a Kidney Tills are certain- ly the most wonderful dlaeovery which modern medical leaearch baa given to the world. cat cannot suck breath. J IMts. Elizabeth H. Thompson ,11 Modern hurry, rush and nervous strain are not perhaps so entirely mod ern as we sometimes think, although doubtless our pace and our complexity of living are greater than In the days of our tncestors. But there was a fa mous housekeeper of old Hentiey who, bad she lived to-day, would doubtless In middle life have found herself In a sanitarium under strict orders from the doctor to do nothing at all for several months or a year or two, and to move moderately ever afterward. In her own day there was no sani tariums, and the doctor was avoided whenever possible. She died at W), leaving a family of twelve children. whose education waa completed by three successive stepmothers, who per ished in the attempt, after increasing the flock to seventeen, She was known far and wide ai what New England folk call "a drlv er," and some characteristic anecdotes of her methods still survive. She used to come into the room of her sleeping elder daughters, before daybreak of a bitter winter morning, the candle In her hand wavering as she shook with the cold, and call to them briskly be tween her chattering teeth: "Up, girls, up! Only slugabeds laze between sheets after 5. No more cod dling cheeks In pillows; jump right np! Only think of it! To-day Is Monday- washing day; and to-morrow's Tues day, and next day'a Wednesday half the week gone and nothing done!" Once, at midnight, her oldest girl was alarmed at bearing footsteps mov ing about downstairs after all the fam ily were supposedly In bed, and fear ing her little brother was walking In his sleep, she ran down to Investigate. She found her mother In bedgown and slippers upon a chair In the unllghted kitchen, clearing out the china cup board. Close economy was necessary In so large a family, few Hghts were burned and none burned late, and the midnight worker explained that, hav ing waked and noted how brilliantly the moonlight was streaming into her room, she had arisen to do some chores he had not been able to do by day light. "It waa a shame, to waste such a fine moon!" Poor woman! Tradition declares that her housekeeping was incompar able; but what housekeeper would wish to emulate a perfection which could take no account of the glorious moon of midsummer save as a lamp to light the china closet? Youth's Companion, THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME Are Never Without Peruna in the House for Catarrhal Diseases. 2 lVTVr w (lifcaXr sNsvC; r'n iiiyk LL$l;iatf frfmxirtjA fc MR. AND MRS. J. O. ATKINSON, INDEPENDENCE, MO. Under date of January 10, 1897, Dr. Hartman received the following letter: "My wife bad been suffering from a j complication of diseases for the pant 25 years. , "Her case Lad baffled the skill of some ol the most noted pnyaicians. One of her worst troubles was chronic constipation of several years' standing. She also was passing through that most critical period in the life of a woman change of life. In June, 1895, I wrote to you abont her case. You advised a course of Peruna and Manalin, which we at once commenced, andlhave to say it completely cured her. She firmly believes that she would have bee dead only for these wonderful remedies. "About the same time 1 wrote yon about my own case of catarrh, which had been of 25 years' standing. At times I was almoet past going. I com menced to use Peruna according to your intructions and continued its use for about a year, and it has completely cured me. AS OUR GIRLS DO IT. Old Indispensable For all aches from head lo foot iSt.Jacobs Oil! ties euratlv etullllas lo raaLh tne PAINS and ACHES t4 the human family, end to re hate and cure them ergmpdjr. T Pr!ee ajo. and 500. Rnperetltloa Ie t'peet tr the lllgbeat Medical Anthorltlee. Can a cat really suck the breath of a child 1 We have always heard that It could. Away back In early childhood we dla tlnctly remember of frequent warn ings to look out for the cat. Do not allow the cat to get Into bed with the baby, aa It la liable to suck the baby's breath, whit h would caune the baby to die. Is there any foundation for sueh a notion aa this? We never could dis cover any real meaning to the belief Unit a cut can suck the breath of a child. Indeed, the sentence Is totally unintelligible. What la meant by aucklng the breath? It may be true that the cut. attraceiMl by the breath of a child who had recently lccn Hunting, mlKht attempt to interfere In some manner with the child's mouth. In young cats the Impulite to nurse might be excited by the ainell of the child's breath. It Is barely posxlblc that the cat might lie seised with a denlre to bite or to de vour the child's Hps or tongue, lured on by the smell of milk. We are not In a position to deny thene posxlhlll tlea. Mayle they are true. Hut not any of these suppositions fumlxli a basis for the statement that the cat Is liable to suck the child's breath. We have always beard this Htatenient with a shudder of horror. it seems to convey some weird, hor rible tragedy Unit can linrdly be Imag ined. Hut It Is a mere fancy, the ori gin of w hich Is hard to explain. Yet we would advise mothers to be careful alnitit leaving the Infant with a cat. We do not favor f.ie Idea of cats sleeping with children. Nor do we fnvor the practice of children play ing with calH, bundling them, mopping them around the floor, fondling them, dressing them up as dolls. It I not good for the cat. It Is not giw-d for the child. Neither cata nor doir otik'ht to lie treated In this inntiiier. They are all right In their plm-e, but ll.ey are not lit for plaything. If the sitperatltloii that a rat ran suck n child's breath bus operated as a preventive to mothers nllowlng their children to piny with cut It has served a very good purMc, but such cblldNh notions are hardly compatible with nin ture reflection, it Is one of the old wives' fables which iniiy have nerved a good put'imae, but It la too ridiculous Beventy-Brs Ilooqnete Counted as, Itebutantc'e Share. The way American girls come out" seetua to be regarded as curious In Engllah society, and is thus described by a London society paper: "Debutante teas occur In the after noon from 3 to 0, ana aimougn uni ol UMafc. NX, Grand Worthy n .Vd SiVES Wise 1 emptor, ana memoer Ollpulled, while electric lights, excessive W.CT.U tClIS hOW She reCOV floral decorations and a general sugges "Your remedies do all that you claim for them, and even more. Ca tarrh cannot exist where Peruna is taken according to directions. Suc cess to you and your remedies." John O. Atkinson In a letter dated Jannary 1, 1900, Mr, Atkinson says, after five years' experi ence with Peruna: "I will ever continue to speak a good word for Peruna. In my rounds as a traveling man I am a walking adver tisement for Peruna and have induced many people during the past year to use Peruna with the most satisfactory results. I am still enred of catarrh." John O. Atkinsen, Box 272, Independence, Mo. When old age comes on, catarrhal diseases come also. Systemic catarrh is almost universal in old people. This explains why Peruna has become so indispensable to old people. Peru na is their safe-guard. Peruna is the only remedy yet devised that meets these cases exactlv. Such cases cannot be treated locally; nothing but an effective sytemic rem edy could cure them. This is exactly what Peruna is. If you do not receive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Pe runa, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement ol your case and he will be pleased to give you bis valu able advice ttratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. an ada- Adar Sot Crowded. "1 auppoe there is plenty of room at the top in jour business. " "Hardly. I am a steeple-Jack.' ered by the use of Lydia E. PinkharrTs Vegetable Compound. "Dam Mrs. Puikham : I am one of the many of yonr gratefol friends who have been cured through the use of Lydla r IMnkham'a Vegetable Compound, and who can to-day thank you for the fine health I enloy. When I waa thirty-five years old, I Buffered severe backache and frequent bearing-down pains j in fact, I had womb trouble I waa very anxious to (ret well, and reading of the cures your Compound had made, I decided to try it, I took only aix brttlea.but it built me up andcured me eutirelyof my troubles. ' My family and relatives were naturally aa gratified aa I waa. My niece had heart trouble and nervous prostration, and waa considered incur able. She took your Vegetable Com pound and It cured her in a short time, and ana became wen ana strong, ana her home to her great Joy and her hus band a delight was blessed with a baby. I know of a number of others who have been cured of different klnda of female trouble, and am satisfied that our Compound is the best medicine for sick women." Mrs. Ei.izanrTn II. Tnovpsoif, Ilox 10S, Llllydale, N.Y. 0MOO forfit If e'MM of aawe tetter areafaf teeaiMeeai eaaael ee areewet. Never Had One. Teacher Johnny, what ia mant? Johnny Yon can't fool me. sever bad no aunt - Wntherawlll find Mrs. Wlnslows's 800 thine rllO aJWBnrtlay'aoa-oflT.Kltn'a)ralNat-r 8rruD the beat remedy Mutator their children 1 ReorT. Ho4 for rre trial brxtleandtraattae. ,L ,",m Lrlod? I ta.KH. Kline, LW...- Arch St.. Philadelphia, a-s W. L. DOUGLAS 3.&$3SHOES tlon of something more substantial than bread and butter and tea pervade the establishment The heroine of the afternoon, accompanied by her mam ma, various female relatives "and a bevy of her favorite frienda, who are also of the debutante order, aasemble in the reception room, all clad in the most elaborate ball gowna. The spe cial 'bud' of the afternoon stands In front of a plled-up background of huge bouquets that have been sent ber as a form of congratulation from her va rious admirers. A debutante of any social Importance or personal attraction will not be In the least satisfied or happy until she has counted about aeventy-flve bouquets as her portion of the day's civilities. After handshak ing necessities of the ordinary 'recep tion' formula have been accomplished and the crowd has gone, the debutante and her frienda, their numbers now augmented by a specially selected crowd of young men, have an elaborate dinner, which Is usually followed either by a dance or by a tlslf to the theater or opera, after which aupper with what appetite they may,' and the debutante's first day iu the great world ia over."' Swiss watches, according to a report just published, are becoming popular in China. Those with fantastic desigua on the face find the most ready sale. Before boiling milk rinse out the saucepan with a little hot water; it will prevent the milk sticking to the bottom of the pan. !MCM QP AD BTLOOB. UMCN W. I- louUe hoes' have by llitdr excellent style, ey-IIUln and atixrlor wearing qiiwlttles, au'lileved the litrgroit enle aif ny shoes lu the world. They are hint aa Rnoil aa iIiimm III nt coal ynu 4 to J the oiily UlfTiireut'e la the price. 80H f tarywaart. Look far name and prlre on bottom. ltoiilave aaN l iiroiia Cnllakln, which taevera where rnral hatha llt ralonl l.ramar vm irrami. if Ve'ar I .'la NhoM kaaaall.rar.tiira. Wrl'e far I alalof. W.L.Ooaglae, aretliea, aaa p SEEDTP0TATOES a WWaVWV w wwaa w FOR SALE .CH E jL ' L"t"l MtJftal revr In tkt SvrU r mm mivi, 1 rvmvmioiM j iriua, rvia M iiw euaiwia pr a. ra. FOn tO CLNT3 No Time to bp a re. The mean man whose birthday gift to bis son conslKtcd In washing the windows so the loy could look out and see the cars by, Itelonged to the same family as the man to whom the Washington Post Introduces Its read ers, lie was proprietor or a country hotel. The rules of the hotel kept every thing under lock and key, and there was no chance for the caaual loafer to get newspaper, pen. Ink, soap or any- thing elae free. There were not even free seats In the office. One dsy the proprietor ssw a chron ic loafer looking at the old timepiece rhlch hung on the wall. The next day a large sign nung over tne race or the clock. It read: "This clock Is for the use of guests of the hotel only." AaaaaAaaaiiiii.i4..4.aiia t for repetition. There are other and fi TfliHrm licttcr reiiHoim why the cat and baby Ii ei aime ana w ruiwiie. tnum 1 ..' . . . . . lii eUat.uToaiiii.iHa, IVwat, aarvt T alum Id not lie left tnui-lliiT t lit n the Li un,i iuim i..i.,.,i ilh..i iln.n.,.. 1 vntftie, unintelligible fenr that the cat k CM'-,Ui- lur-u-hnu,. ; will suck the child's brnitli. Talk. -Medleal PnU K'V; 'V uiiumiuiinEnL (wait enial ah it Mitt. (.uh Brruu, lWMilo.1, Has In l'f. a.M ilrnerl.la Perrin's Pile Specific :.N He. I4-I0. The INTERNAL RKMDY W I II t.H wrlllt.it l tea-rtlaers plMaee nenlai Ihla iir. A Modern Cinderella. Idy Northcote, wife of the new Governor General of Australia, Is the daughter of a poor Vermont clergy Iman who settled In Caiiiidn. She st traded the attention of I-ady Mount Stephen, who adopted her after bar lng previously provided her mother with a servant In order that the Ihhim- work at home might not be neglected. A large fortune waa settled on her when she waa married to Ixird North cote. From the niitld of all work In her two home to.Vlcerine of the Com monwealth of Australln Is a transition tliat reminds one of the fortune of Cinderella. OLD SORES. ULCERS, ABSCESSES The best evidence of a bad condition of the blood and unhealthy state of the system, is an old festering; sore, running; ulcer, or abscess. They show the bodily impurities are not passing out through the proper channels, but are left ia the system to clog and poison the blood. So thoroughly does the poison permeate the system that every little scratch, cut or bruise inflames and festers. Everything about an old sore or ulcer suggests disease. They affect the general fcealtn, tney require constant attention, and are a source of anxiety and trouble all the time, and in some cases highly offen sive. There is danger, too, of these places -becoming cancerous il not treated promptly and in the right ray. Washes, salves and ointments are good for external use, but they can't stop the discharge or change the condition of the blood, and for this reason the sore never heals per manently. Not until the blood is purged of Impurities and the system cleansed of all harmful substances should the ulcer heal, or the effect upon the sys tem might prove disastrous. 6.S. S. goes into the circulation and searches out and removes the cause of the old sore and invigorates and builds tip the polluted, sluggish blood again, and as the poisonous tn alter is driven from the system the sore begins to heal, new flesh forms and the place ts soon covered over wiin ... fresh skin and the sore is gone for all time, mere the constitution 1$ debilitated from the effects of chronic lcrs, abscesses, carbuncles, boils or other severe skin eruptions, 8. S. S. will build it up sgaio and stimulate and Strengthen all parts of the system. 8. S. 8. contains no strong minerals, but is guaran teed entirely vegetable. It is unequaled as Blood Purifier and invigorating tonic. Do not depend upon local remedies alone. Get your blood right, and as it forces out the poison the sore must heal, because nothing is left in the system for it to feed upon. Write us should you desire medical advice, which is given TJI SWIFT SPLCtnG CO., ATLANTA, CA rnou oAXi or thb lio to ajjilb BOUD BOBS. Ksw Caetls, Pa., July 89, 1003. Three years so a common boil ap peared on theealf of my limb. Botyield laar to elm pie home remedies,! oonaallad a pbyalolan, who prescribed a poaltlce, flaxseed, an ppoeedly. ily aome fearfai mlatake I wrea (tvea eorroaive subli mate, end after hevinr It ea fur a few minutee X could endurs the pala no loot or, so took off the applloatlon and. found that iny limb from the calftotbs ankle was ia sa awful eonditloa. J im mediately sent for another physician, who told aas I bad been poleoaed. Ky limb from the calf to the ankle waa on solid Inflamed sore. I was advlaed to bet la B. S. 8., and Improved rapidly nder Its sm, bat about tats tints I had aa attach of typhoid fevsr, and this Bat tled la the oriftnal aora. This, of eouree, eaaaed a back eel, but haTtnar eonfldeno ia the ability of B. B. B., 1 b-an it as el a s eocn ee 1 was ever the fever, and to snake a lone atory abort, was completely ad permanently eared. Two yea re have elapeed. and leave never had r.tn of the trouble. MRS. X. A. liurrT. SIS W. Waahlaatoa Bt. without charge. 2J eel Mc'si. MOTHINd SO OOOD PO" CMICKtMS TMf f PRUSSIAN POULTRY hUOUl Mat.t NM La h4 tmlrm larl"! CamCaato all Diaiaaaa. Il ltfaika Tavag IkKta aoa Mii WOULDN'T Bt WITHOUT IT, W h. ....ii.ln'l w wl'iMMtt I n.Ml I'trakW, 11 PSOQUCII IOCS, a an -mt - kaa mu M. it. I'araa, luw Ills, uhta. rrwlaa Poaltr SaeS, SSIf. reaan Baer C . Si Miaa. an Caatota. a. 4 A Hi Mtica 1 km Gtow, I 1 hb. k. aaalM,aa,e7 i rnmUm Paaltry tmmt J ruaTLaXU Sk.SU IU., I'orllaaS. Or., laul Awae