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Catarrh Whether It It of the note, throat, stomacb, bowsls, or more delicate organs, catarrh It always debilitating and should never tall o( attention. It la discharge from the mucous mem brane when kept In atate of Inflammation by an Impure, commonly tcroluloui, con dltlon of the blood. Hood's Sarsapar ilia Curei all forme of ratarrb. radically and permanently It removes the cause and overcomes all the aHects. Get Ilood's. Something t Boot. Pawta:ker's client swelled. "UorUsnm is worth her weight in gold," lie announced proudly. The count looked quit disappointed Can't you males it radium?" he am lously inquired. New York Bun. Plso s Cure n a remedy for nought, oolds And consumption. Irloe2ooenU, saruggiits Ita Hereafter. "You wra to think a good deal that monkey, " said the litUil girl. of "Yt'S," replied the organ grinder. je giMXi monk." "I)o you think he'll go to heaven? ho; when so monk die ho go to Newport." unicago Tribune. The Flight. "Fly with me," he cried passionate lyj "there ia only one course left for tie we must fly together." P.ut he waa mistaken, aa soon devel- ol. when her father appeared i few momenta later he flew without ber no ww iff iit We offer One Bandred bellart Kewerd fort aw el l altar ra that eaa set be eared br Haili Catarrh Cere. C we the andersi-ned, bare known f . i. Cheney r the pen 16 -ears, end believe him perfect; onor.bi In ell t.uitnes. transactions and an. enclally able la carry outany obligations meda Wear A Tac.i, Wholesale lriilste. Toledo. Wuii K ..,, Mavm, .ilr...Mj?.h",f VrvW"- Toledo. O. e.!iSi' ct'lare taken Internally, actioi "lireouy on the blood and uueoua surfseesol -'m. rnce7&rp.r bottle, bold brail Mail's raouli fill are the beeb Despair. "Yes, Choliy'a valet has committed suicide." "Iah foah?" me! Now, do aay, what "Why, Cholly wanted to smoke his cigawettes foah him." Baltimore News. BROMO- SELTZER CURES ALL, Headaches 10 CXNTS -- tVXXYWHXJUt L. N. ROSENBAUH Notary Public Attorney-at-Law Pension Atttoraey Solicitor of Patents Pboncsi SuriKt, Main J58? Ind, A I860 304 New York Block SEATTLE, WASH, U. S. A. AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenlj it doesn't piuvc mat, n is a enante disease or one aue to accidental causes, it takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long; before any symptoms are felt. The blood is the first point of attack, and the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib- Uteri thrnno-Vi tliA rirrula inn in A'ftarm.rt ni.l. . 4 . T . settle in joints, muscles and nerves ; and when the system is in this condition it needs only some exciting- cause like exposure to night air, damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse vue siumrenng- poisons ana Drincr of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the quantity ot acrid matter in the joints and muscles. Somepco- pie are almost helpless from the first, while others have occa sional spells or are uncomforta ble, restless, nervous and half tick all the time from the nagging aches and pains. Rheu matism is a disagreeable com- anion even in its mildest form, t grows worse as we grow older, and frequently stiffens the joints, draws the muscles out of shape and breaks down the nervous system. A disease that origin ates in the blood, as Rheumatism does, cannot be cured with ex ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch the disease or . improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid blood must be restored, to its normal up the general health at the same time. Write for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish it without charge, . jn SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, t?A Twe Heads Better The a One. Dr. Gillespie, the present moderator of the church of BeottandlglU haw he was nonplussed the other day by a ragged urchin with w hom he got into conversation, lie said: "My hoy, who looks after you?" "Naehuddy," was the quick reply. "Where is your father?" "He's deld." "Have you a mother?" "Khe'a deld tae." "Have you not a sister, then?" "I nlver had yln." "Hut surely you have a brother?" "Yes, hut he'i at Glasga college." "Well, cannot he spare some time from his studies to look after you a blt7" "Na, alrj for he waa born wi' two haflds, and they keep him in a bottle." London Daily News. His Little dame. "I understand you have lost your porketbook containing valuable papers. I didn't suppose you had any valuable papers." "I haven't, dear boy, but Just see the Impression the advertisement makes on the community." Cleveland l'laln Dealer. riTQ Jroinnuy trareo. smfluor oerrcraanea II 10 after ariaa-'SUMorir.Klln'sUreetN-rw Restorer. M.od for Free S3 trial bmtl.n) treaU-a. ltt.M.U.KIIi,Ud..w Arcit at-, fbllwUlpb 11, May Be Only a Pipe Dream. Standard oil capitalists are reported to have bought Coney Island. We may yet, remarks the Chicago Ilecord Herald, be able to get our midway amusement through a pije line. 'Twas Ever Thus. "Who lives in that little down there by the lane?" cottage "There dwells the man who wrote the poem that made Beaslcy'a shaving soap famous." "And who resides in the splendid mansion on the hill?" "JJasley.,ChicagoR;ord.IIerald. lafermstloa for the Yoasg. Ta, what's a grain of truth?" "It'i generally the thine that keens all the women in the neighborhood say. ing, - wen, I declare!' 'I never would have thought It!' 'You don't aay!' 'I never did believe she was as innocent as she tried to make out!' and 'I feel so aorry for her children I' "New York Herald. The Scheol Olrl Who Hae French." An ingenious and fond parent whose daughter is studying French with a German governess at a west side school asked her the other evening he nau taken her to dinner at Partin's as Baturday holiday treat what the mystic phrase "Kis de veau, a la Jardi niere" meant. The dimpled linguist looked blank for the space of an in stant, and then blithely replied: "The smile of the calf at the Gardener's wife." Hum! Let's have some of it!" aaid papa. Commercial Advertiser. Jast Like Mia Wife. That was an unlucky thinar that reck, the engineer, done," said the rakeman. "They cave him one of tl icm new engines yesterday an' he named it after his wife." How was that unlucky?" asked the trackwalker. Why, the blamed thins: blew him up this morning." Catholic Standard and Times. Diplomacy. "At what aire do voti cnnsiilor wnman the most charming?" asked the inquisi- live ieraaie oi more or less uncertain years. . a . - "The age of the woman who anka the question," answered the man, who was a diplomat from Diploraacyville. Chi cago News, UMATESM ""-vu. me bji.wiu, auu oa ixneumatism. The severity "Why, there is Smith singing xh'tjmatibm nr elbows, weists AMD KNEES, Urbane, Ohio, Aug. 85, 1908. Iast winter I had a severe attack et Bheametlam. It started la the right elbow, end from there to my wrists; the rlaht wrist was tha worse. It beoaaie swollen and extremely painful. My left knee Joint was the next piece to be at teokad. It beoeme swollen and of eonrse painful. The next point to be affeoted wee the hip and ankle, whioh raye at muoh trouble. I waa barely able to set about for some time. I waa under treat ment of a physician for aw tile, but ret tin no better I began 8. S. P., and after takins.lt for some time I waa entirely relieved of the Rheumatism. All swelling and soreness disappeared. I consider S. B. B, an excellent remedy for Rheum, tism and all troublea having their origin In the blood. GRiyriTH KELLY. 408 Bloomnsl Ave. ' purity and strength, so that all poi sonous substances may be carried out of the system, and no medicine accom plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S., which not only neutralizes the acids and counteracts the poisons, but builds MASCULINE HANDSHAKE THE PLACE T nn newrpapr are now chronicling the passing; of the kiss. Of course, there may be some klaeea dui me kiss between women rime was when one feminine met another feminine whom she knew, be It ever so slightly and be the place ever so Inconvenient, that she kissed her, tuns knocking her bonnet awry and severely rumpling ber temper and her collar. . When women didn't kiss they glared at each other and said, frigidly, "How d'ye do," and then all the spectators knew a fight waa on, and their respective friends took the principals aside and asked anxiously; "What did she aay about you?" Particularly waa such ovulation a habit with Southerners, and when the clans met, aa at church In the country, when they hadn't seen each other for a week or more, the exchange of caresses waa so general that even the men became Involved sometimes, and the boys only escaped through run ning away and biding In the tall graaa back of the edifice. Then the fashion changed, and really elegant people who were not more than second cousins to each other began presenting a cool and freshly pow dered cheek for the kiss Imrtead of the lips. This waa commenced with a regard for hygiene, no doubt, but it was soon so satisfactory that two cheeks were always preened together now, and there was no pretense at a warmer greeting. This bad an additional advantage in that one lady could not call another lady Judaa when ahe merely preaented her cheek and not her lips. A little later It went out of fashion to salute each other warmly at all when two women met on the street or In a public place. It was bruited about that democntratlon In public was In bad taste, and so since there must be some way of welcoming a friend, the manly hand ahake came In. There were some elderly ladies who disliked this as masculine and un fitting, and who persisted in pecking dutifully at the ears of their relatives, even when they met in the theater, but by far the majority of the sex took to the handshake as a diplomatic way out of trouble. You see it Is very hard to reach the face of a person who wears a Gainsborough hat, while It is quite a simple matter to reach ber hand. And so there is no more kissing; at least there isn't much. And it Is quite beautiful to see the girls solemnly pressing each other's hands and aaklng after each other's health. But there Is no lack of affection nowadays dear me, no) we are all quite as fond of each other as in the days of the perpetual kiss, and we are glad to be let down so easy in the matter of caresses. Baltimore New a RHODE ISLAND FI8HHAWK8. They Are Protected by the State at , All Beeteens. The author of a recently published novel, the scene of which is laid in Itbode Island, refers to the fishhawk as "Rhode Island's best-loved bird." Perhaps that is a true assertion, al though the succulent turkey comes in for a fair share of the esteem be stowed by this little Bute on the feathered tribe, while Mrs. McNally's ben is unquestionably Rhode Island's moat distinguished bird, says the Prov idence Journal Not to q nibble, how ever, it may as well be admitted that the fishhawk is a popular , bird in Rhode Island and in all likelihood no other species which files gets as much protection at the hand of his State aa does his majesty. The statute forbid ding his molestation in or out of the breeding season is as rigidly enforced as that applying to short lobsters. Harrington, Warren and Bristol, the three townships forming Bristol Coun- ' ty, afford favorite' haunts for fishhawk to nest From the train and street cars can be seen here and there sup ported on the limb of a great pine tree, a mass of sticks, leaves and rub bish, which the birds have collected for a home. They are as little particular where they build as to the material which they combine into their house and the top of an electric light pole or the steeple of a church is as acceptable as the breeziest tree which ever support ed a bird. Down on Long Island Sound Is a flshhawk's nest in the strangest place of all. Not far from the imag inary lines bounding Rhode Island. Connecticut and New York, there runs Into the sound a long reef, which is marked ml'e or so from shore by a if ia . a its ariilrlfiA si rua ft 4a spindle. The end sticking above the surface of the water for ten or docen feet bears a basket-like arrangement which has struck a fishhawk aa an Ideal place for a summer home and there it has reared, as It has for sev eral seasons past a flock of hungry young birds. The wind always blows around the spindle, but the waves nev er leap high enough to threaten the nest and for miles at the osprey's front and back doors stretches the ocean, teeming with the fish on which It preys. A more desirable location for such a habitation it would be almost impossible to find. No other fishhawk need pp't- however, for the present occupant holds a life lease of the prem ises and Is fully prepared to defend It against all comers, Rne,w lhe Limit . . ....... TDe late wuiiam m. nvnrts once discovered E. Deiafleid Smith, the well-known lawyer and corporation counsel of New York City, singing in cnurcn wun an nis neart. tie wbis )erea to a rriend there is Smith singing 'I Want to Be An Angel.' I know he wanted to be district attorney, but I didn't know he wanted to be an an gel." The remark was repeated to Mr. Smith, and quick as a flash came the retort: "No, I have never mentioned the matter to Evarts, knowing that be had no Influence in that direction!" Alphabetically Answered. A turn of the political wheel had placed the English Conservatives on top and lowered the Liberals. Not long afterward a young and pre sumptuous member 6f the ruling gov ernment, who was sitting opposite a member of the defeated party at a London dinner party, took that time to say: "Well, Mr. Blank, how do you like being an ex?" "I should like it better If we had been succeeded by the y's" (wise), in stantly retorted the Liberal. Old Sol. Though there are huge spots on the sun, there are no files on it Pitts burg Gazette. Some men make a living by letting their wives keep boarders. HAS TAKEN OF THE FEMININE KISS. still exchanged by nnregenerate ones. really aeema a thing of the past. DRUM CAPTURED AT BUNKER HILL One of the most valuable historical relics in the United States Is a drum that Bounded at the battle of Bunker Hill and aaw service in some of the greatest encounters in the Revolution. It Is now the property of the Richard A. Pierce Post Grand Army of the Re- pumic, or New Bedford. Mass. It Is snare arum, or British make, much larger than the same character of drum to-day. It was brought over to mis country by a young English red coat. He was killed at Bunker Hill. and the drum fell Into the hands of the Continentals. Israel Smith, the jrrand aire of Levi Smith, who presented the arum to the post was the drummer in the famous Rhode Island company that stood the charge at Bunker Hill. La ler, wnen the soldiers drew lots over the drum, young Smith became Its possessor. Many a lusty charge Levi emun neat on the drum during the long struggle that followed. Then, in 1812, young Israel Smith marched away with the old drum slung over ma shoulder. Unexpected Shrinkage. It Is generally understood that oual ity of mind and not size of body deter mines tne place a man fills In the tem i"e oi tame; dui two countrymen, of whom the New York Times tells, were eviaentiy in doubt about It One day during the congressional ca reer of Major General Joseph Wheeler two rural visitors were in the House gallery taking in the proceedings on the floor. One of them noticed the general flying about, as was his wont "Who's that little chap down there in front talking to the big fellow?" be asked of his companion. Diesseu i anow," replied the other. Some one sitting back of them ven tured the Information that It was Gen era! Wheeler, of Alabama. "Well, I declare!" said the first one. "I've heard that a feller might be good deal of a man at home, but when he come to Washington he wa'n't so much of a heavyweight; but I didn't suppose they'd dwindle away like that" A Literal Scholar. rroressor Ernest Hurfcut of the Cornell Law School told an amusing story not long ago of a freshman who was called from the way of knowledge before his year was out ine students bad been answering questions In moot-court, and the sub ject under discussion was a cow which had been killed by a railway train Each student was required to fill out a paper on the case. "This brilliant youth," said Profes sor Huffcut "wrote with all serious ness after 'Disposition of the Carcass ' 'Mild and Gentle,' " Very Much a Millionaire. Qutzzer Is he a multimillionaire? Whizzer Oh, my, yes. In fact he's so multy that he can afford to run over ordinary millionaires and then let his secretary attend to the damages, New York Sun. Golden Eagles Increasing. Golden eagles are increasing In Scot tish highlands, owing to the efforts made by large land owners for their preservation. Busy men are usually so happy that I they hav no time to realUe It GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN r t Mist Muriel Armitage Female Weakness Is Pelvic Catarrh Always Half Sick are the Women Who Have Pelvic Catarrh Catarrh of any organ, if allovjsd to progress, will affect the whole bodv. Catarrh without nervousness is verv rare, but pelvic catarrh and nervousness go hand in hand. hat is so distressing a sight as a poor half-sick, nervous woman, suffer ing from the many almost unbearable symptoms of pelvic catarrh? She does not consider herself ill enough to go to bed, but she is far from being able to do her work without the greatest ex No Offense Meant. Bloobs I understand, sir, that you referred to my photograph as a side show?" Slobbs Don't get excited, old man. merely meant that it was a profile." Mother tin SoS Mrs. oTtnilow's SootMnc Srnp the beat remedy to aa iro their children np the beat remeo i UMitolas mmob. A Vindictive Horse. "How did it happen that your horse aiea?" "The veterinarian's automobile broke down on the way over." ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Over PUls. dust Bear Signature of , fee Fac-Slinik Wrapper Below. YeST ea-all mm aa IsxisJks as svgaav CARTERS rCIILADACHE. rex DIZZINESS FOR IIUOUSIE.S. FOR TORPID LIYER. FOR CONSTIPATIOR. FOR SALLOW SKIH. iflVER FOR THEC0MPLEX30I f a oawcimrm wriwi uomatvc. J CURE SICK HEADACHE.. Not Tomorrow or TliislS Afternoon, but Now petent Don waste this chance. Send for Special Circular Portland, - - . oreoon 8POKANB SEATTLE OOISB SALEM MEOPORO WE HAVE FEELINGS - v,-a Dr. W. A. Wise has found a safe and absolutely painless way of ex tracting teeth, and his 17 years' ex perience in plate work enables him to lit mouths comfortably with any kind of false teeth wanted. Dr. T. P. Wise is an expert at erown and bridge work and gold Slliug. . urn v . A. n l WISE BROS., Dentists, Thank Pe-ru-na for Thdr Recov ery After Years of Suffering- Miss Muriel Armitsjfe. 3(1 Greenwood Ave., Detroit, Mih., District Orjranixer of the Royal Templars of Temper ance in a recent letter, says: "I think that a woman naturally 'brinks from inakii.fr her troubles pub lic, hilt reurel health has meant so much to me that I feel for the sake of other itifferinij women it is my duty to tell what Perunn has done for me. "I suffered for five years with uter ine irregularities, which brought on hyuteria and made jne a physicalwreck. I tried doctors from the different schools of medicine, but without any Ferceptibte cb&nge in my condition, n my despair I called on an old nurse, who advised me to try 1'ernna, ana promised good results if I would pemifit and take it regularly. I thought this was the least 1 could do and procured a bottle. 1 knew as soon ax I began tak ing it that it was effecting me differ ently from anything I had used before, and so I kept on taking it. I kept this up for six months, ana steadily gained strength and health, and when I bad used fifteen bottles I considered myself entirely cured. I am a grateful, happy woman today." Miss Muriel Arm itage. Pernna cures catarrh of the pelvic or gans with the same surety an it cures catarrh of the head. Peruna has be come renowned as a positive cure for female ailments simply because the ail ments are mostly due to catarrh. Ca tarrh is the cause of the trouble. Peru na cures the catarrh. The symptoms disappear. haustion. This is a very common sight and is almost always due to pelvic catarrh. It is worse than foolish for so many women to suffer year after year with a disease that can be permanently cured. Peruna cures catarrh permanently. It cures old chronic cases as well as a slight attack, the only difference being in the length of time that it should be taken to effect a cure. If you do not derive prompt and sat iafactory results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case, and he will be plaesed to give you his valu able advice gratis. Address Dr. Hratman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Wood Paws. Drac 8awi ran bv steam os caso- line enrines. alto the latent in new mill ma chinery, tump pullers, well drilling machin ery, etc., etc Write tor yonr needs. REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Foot ef Morrison Street Portland Oregon 1 TXT i TTL"T Every man or woman ao In I W AIM I r.if cUned to learn the harber I trade. A nice tight ocrn potion, ' sood wae.eey to lawveui ant practice. The i method ! right and the price end time required ! the beet pnenlble to ive Mil "factory reaulte. ! 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