Catarrh
Whether It It of the note, throat, stomacb,
bowsls, or more delicate organs, catarrh It
always debilitating and should never tall o(
attention.
It la discharge from the mucous mem
brane when kept In atate of Inflammation
by an Impure, commonly tcroluloui, con
dltlon of the blood.
Hood's Sarsapar ilia
Curei all forme of ratarrb. radically and
permanently It removes the cause and
overcomes all the aHects. Get Ilood's.
Something t Boot.
Pawta:ker's client swelled.
"UorUsnm is worth her weight in
gold," lie announced proudly.
The count looked quit disappointed
Can't you males it radium?" he am
lously inquired. New York Bun.
Plso s Cure n a remedy for nought, oolds
And consumption.
Irloe2ooenU,
saruggiits
Ita Hereafter.
"You wra to think a good deal
that monkey, " said the litUil girl.
of
"Yt'S," replied the organ grinder.
je giMXi monk."
"I)o you think he'll go to heaven?
ho; when so monk die ho go to
Newport." unicago Tribune.
The Flight.
"Fly with me," he cried passionate
lyj "there ia only one course left for
tie we must fly together."
P.ut he waa mistaken, aa soon devel-
ol. when her father appeared i
few momenta later he flew without ber
no ww iff iit
We offer One Bandred bellart Kewerd fort
aw el l altar ra that eaa set be eared br Haili
Catarrh Cere.
C we the andersi-ned, bare known f . i. Cheney
r the pen 16 -ears, end believe him perfect;
onor.bi In ell t.uitnes. transactions and an.
enclally able la carry outany obligations meda
Wear A Tac.i,
Wholesale lriilste. Toledo.
Wuii K ..,, Mavm,
.ilr...Mj?.h",f VrvW"- Toledo. O.
e.!iSi' ct'lare taken Internally, actioi
"lireouy on the blood and uueoua surfseesol
-'m. rnce7&rp.r bottle, bold brail
Mail's raouli fill are the beeb
Despair.
"Yes, Choliy'a valet has committed
suicide."
"Iah
foah?"
me! Now, do aay, what
"Why, Cholly wanted to smoke his
cigawettes foah him." Baltimore
News.
BROMO-
SELTZER
CURES ALL,
Headaches
10 CXNTS -- tVXXYWHXJUt
L. N. ROSENBAUH
Notary Public
Attorney-at-Law
Pension Atttoraey
Solicitor of Patents
Pboncsi
SuriKt, Main J58? Ind, A I860
304 New York Block
SEATTLE, WASH, U. S. A.
AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE
Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenlj it doesn't
piuvc mat, n is a enante disease or one aue to accidental causes, it
takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long; before
any symptoms are felt. The blood is the first point of attack, and
the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib-
Uteri thrnno-Vi tliA rirrula inn in A'ftarm.rt ni.l. . 4
. T .
settle in joints, muscles and nerves ; and when the system is in this
condition it needs only some exciting- cause like exposure to night air,
damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse
vue siumrenng- poisons ana Drincr
of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the
quantity ot acrid matter in the
joints and muscles. Somepco-
pie are almost helpless from the
first, while others have occa
sional spells or are uncomforta
ble, restless, nervous and half
tick all the time from the
nagging aches and pains. Rheu
matism is a disagreeable com-
anion even in its mildest form,
t grows worse as we grow older,
and frequently stiffens the joints,
draws the muscles out of shape
and breaks down the nervous
system. A disease that origin
ates in the blood, as Rheumatism
does, cannot be cured with ex
ternal remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter the
pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch
the disease or . improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid
blood must be restored, to its normal
up the general health at the same time.
Write for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you
desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish
it without charge, . jn SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, t?A
Twe Heads Better The a One.
Dr. Gillespie, the present moderator
of the church of BeottandlglU haw he
was nonplussed the other day by a
ragged urchin with w hom he got into
conversation, lie said:
"My hoy, who looks after you?"
"Naehuddy," was the quick reply.
"Where is your father?"
"He's deld."
"Have you a mother?"
"Khe'a deld tae."
"Have you not a sister, then?"
"I nlver had yln."
"Hut surely you have a brother?"
"Yes, hut he'i at Glasga college."
"Well, cannot he spare some time
from his studies to look after you a
blt7"
"Na, alrj for he waa born wi' two
haflds, and they keep him in a bottle."
London Daily News.
His Little dame.
"I understand you have lost your
porketbook containing valuable papers.
I didn't suppose you had any valuable
papers."
"I haven't, dear boy, but Just see
the Impression the advertisement
makes on the community." Cleveland
l'laln Dealer.
riTQ Jroinnuy trareo. smfluor oerrcraanea
II 10 after ariaa-'SUMorir.Klln'sUreetN-rw
Restorer. M.od for Free S3 trial bmtl.n) treaU-a.
ltt.M.U.KIIi,Ud..w Arcit at-, fbllwUlpb 11,
May Be Only a Pipe Dream.
Standard oil capitalists are reported
to have bought Coney Island. We
may yet, remarks the Chicago Ilecord
Herald, be able to get our midway
amusement through a pije line.
'Twas Ever Thus.
"Who lives in that little
down there by the lane?"
cottage
"There dwells the man who wrote
the poem that made Beaslcy'a shaving
soap famous."
"And who resides in the splendid
mansion on the hill?"
"JJasley.,ChicagoR;ord.IIerald.
lafermstloa for the Yoasg.
Ta, what's a grain of truth?"
"It'i generally the thine that keens
all the women in the neighborhood say.
ing, - wen, I declare!' 'I never would
have thought It!' 'You don't aay!' 'I
never did believe she was as innocent
as she tried to make out!' and 'I feel so
aorry for her children I' "New York
Herald.
The Scheol Olrl Who Hae French."
An ingenious and fond parent whose
daughter is studying French with a
German governess at a west side
school asked her the other evening he
nau taken her to dinner at Partin's as
Baturday holiday treat what the
mystic phrase "Kis de veau, a la Jardi
niere" meant. The dimpled linguist
looked blank for the space of an in
stant, and then blithely replied: "The
smile of the calf at the Gardener's
wife."
Hum! Let's have some of it!"
aaid papa. Commercial Advertiser.
Jast Like Mia Wife.
That was an unlucky thinar that
reck, the engineer, done," said the
rakeman. "They cave him one of
tl
icm new engines yesterday an' he
named it after his wife."
How was that unlucky?" asked the
trackwalker.
Why, the blamed thins: blew him
up this morning." Catholic Standard
and Times.
Diplomacy.
"At what aire do voti cnnsiilor wnman
the most charming?" asked the inquisi-
live ieraaie oi more or less uncertain
years.
. a . -
"The age of the woman who anka the
question," answered the man, who was
a diplomat from Diploraacyville. Chi
cago News,
UMATESM
""-vu. me bji.wiu, auu
oa ixneumatism. The severity
"Why, there is Smith singing
xh'tjmatibm nr elbows, weists
AMD KNEES,
Urbane, Ohio, Aug. 85, 1908.
Iast winter I had a severe attack et
Bheametlam. It started la the right
elbow, end from there to my wrists; the
rlaht wrist was tha worse. It beoaaie
swollen and extremely painful. My left
knee Joint was the next piece to be at
teokad. It beoeme swollen and of eonrse
painful. The next point to be affeoted
wee the hip and ankle, whioh raye at
muoh trouble. I waa barely able to set
about for some time. I waa under treat
ment of a physician for aw tile, but ret
tin no better I began 8. S. P., and after
takins.lt for some time I waa entirely
relieved of the Rheumatism. All swelling
and soreness disappeared. I consider
S. B. B, an excellent remedy for Rheum,
tism and all troublea having their origin
In the blood.
GRiyriTH KELLY.
408 Bloomnsl Ave. '
purity and strength, so that all poi
sonous substances may be carried out
of the system, and no medicine accom
plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S.,
which not only neutralizes the acids
and counteracts the poisons, but builds
MASCULINE HANDSHAKE
THE PLACE
T
nn newrpapr are now chronicling the passing; of the kiss. Of
course, there may be some klaeea
dui me kiss between women
rime was when one feminine met another feminine whom she
knew, be It ever so slightly and be the place ever so Inconvenient, that she
kissed her, tuns knocking her bonnet awry and severely rumpling ber temper
and her collar. .
When women didn't kiss they glared at each other and said, frigidly,
"How d'ye do," and then all the spectators knew a fight waa on, and their
respective friends took the principals aside and asked anxiously; "What did
she aay about you?"
Particularly waa such ovulation a habit with Southerners, and when
the clans met, aa at church In the country, when they hadn't seen each other
for a week or more, the exchange of caresses waa so general that even the
men became Involved sometimes, and the boys only escaped through run
ning away and biding In the tall graaa back of the edifice.
Then the fashion changed, and really elegant people who were not more
than second cousins to each other began presenting a cool and freshly pow
dered cheek for the kiss Imrtead of the lips. This waa commenced with a
regard for hygiene, no doubt, but it was soon so satisfactory that two cheeks
were always preened together now, and there was no pretense at a warmer
greeting.
This bad an additional advantage in that one lady could not call another
lady Judaa when ahe merely preaented her cheek and not her lips.
A little later It went out of fashion to salute each other warmly at all
when two women met on the street or In a public place.
It was bruited about that democntratlon In public was In bad taste, and
so since there must be some way of welcoming a friend, the manly hand
ahake came In.
There were some elderly ladies who disliked this as masculine and un
fitting, and who persisted in pecking dutifully at the ears of their relatives,
even when they met in the theater, but by far the majority of the sex took
to the handshake as a diplomatic way out of trouble. You see it Is very
hard to reach the face of a person who wears a Gainsborough hat, while It
is quite a simple matter to reach ber hand.
And so there is no more kissing; at least there isn't much. And it Is
quite beautiful to see the girls solemnly pressing each other's hands and
aaklng after each other's health. But there Is no lack of affection nowadays
dear me, no) we are all quite as fond of each other as in the days of the
perpetual kiss, and we are glad to be let down so easy in the matter of
caresses. Baltimore New a
RHODE ISLAND FI8HHAWK8.
They Are
Protected by the
State at
, All Beeteens.
The author of a recently published
novel, the scene of which is laid in
Itbode Island, refers to the fishhawk
as "Rhode Island's best-loved bird."
Perhaps that is a true assertion, al
though the succulent turkey comes in
for a fair share of the esteem be
stowed by this little Bute on the
feathered tribe, while Mrs. McNally's
ben is unquestionably Rhode Island's
moat distinguished bird, says the Prov
idence Journal Not to q nibble, how
ever, it may as well be admitted that
the fishhawk is a popular , bird in
Rhode Island and in all likelihood no
other species which files gets as much
protection at the hand of his State aa
does his majesty. The statute forbid
ding his molestation in or out of the
breeding season is as rigidly enforced
as that applying to short lobsters.
Harrington, Warren and Bristol, the
three townships forming Bristol Coun-
' ty, afford favorite' haunts for fishhawk
to nest From the train and street
cars can be seen here and there sup
ported on the limb of a great pine
tree, a mass of sticks, leaves and rub
bish, which the birds have collected
for a home.
They are as little particular where
they build as to the material which
they combine into their house and the
top of an electric light pole or the
steeple of a church is as acceptable as
the breeziest tree which ever support
ed a bird. Down on Long Island Sound
Is a flshhawk's nest in the strangest
place of all. Not far from the imag
inary lines bounding Rhode Island.
Connecticut and New York, there runs
Into the sound a long reef, which is
marked ml'e or so from shore by a
if ia . a its ariilrlfiA si rua ft 4a
spindle. The end sticking above the
surface of the water for ten or docen
feet bears a basket-like arrangement
which has struck a fishhawk aa an
Ideal place for a summer home and
there it has reared, as It has for sev
eral seasons past a flock of hungry
young birds. The wind always blows
around the spindle, but the waves nev
er leap high enough to threaten the
nest and for miles at the osprey's front
and back doors stretches the ocean,
teeming with the fish on which It
preys. A more desirable location for
such a habitation it would be almost
impossible to find. No other fishhawk
need pp't- however, for the present
occupant holds a life lease of the prem
ises and Is fully prepared to defend It
against all comers,
Rne,w lhe Limit
. . .......
TDe late wuiiam m. nvnrts once
discovered E. Deiafleid Smith, the
well-known lawyer and corporation
counsel of New York City, singing in
cnurcn wun an nis neart. tie wbis
)erea to a rriend
there is Smith singing 'I
Want to Be An Angel.' I know he
wanted to be district attorney, but I
didn't know he wanted to be an an
gel." The remark was repeated to Mr.
Smith, and quick as a flash came the
retort:
"No, I have never mentioned the
matter to Evarts, knowing that be had
no Influence in that direction!"
Alphabetically Answered.
A turn of the political wheel had
placed the English Conservatives on
top and lowered the Liberals.
Not long afterward a young and pre
sumptuous member 6f the ruling gov
ernment, who was sitting opposite a
member of the defeated party at a
London dinner party, took that time
to say:
"Well, Mr. Blank, how do you like
being an ex?"
"I should like it better If we had
been succeeded by the y's" (wise), in
stantly retorted the Liberal.
Old Sol.
Though there are huge spots on the
sun, there are no files on it Pitts
burg Gazette.
Some men make a living by letting
their wives keep boarders.
HAS TAKEN
OF THE FEMININE KISS.
still exchanged by nnregenerate ones.
really aeema a thing of the past.
DRUM CAPTURED AT BUNKER HILL
One of the most valuable historical
relics in the United States Is a drum
that Bounded at the battle of Bunker
Hill and aaw service in some of the
greatest encounters in the Revolution.
It Is now the property of the Richard
A. Pierce Post Grand Army of the Re-
pumic, or New Bedford. Mass. It Is
snare arum, or British make, much
larger than the same character of
drum to-day. It was brought over to
mis country by a young English red
coat. He was killed at Bunker Hill.
and the drum fell Into the hands of the
Continentals. Israel Smith, the jrrand
aire of Levi Smith, who presented the
arum to the post was the drummer in
the famous Rhode Island company that
stood the charge at Bunker Hill. La
ler, wnen the soldiers drew lots over
the drum, young Smith became Its
possessor. Many a lusty charge Levi
emun neat on the drum during the
long struggle that followed. Then, in
1812, young Israel Smith marched
away with the old drum slung over
ma shoulder.
Unexpected Shrinkage.
It Is generally understood that oual
ity of mind and not size of body deter
mines tne place a man fills In the tem
i"e oi tame; dui two countrymen, of
whom the New York Times tells, were
eviaentiy in doubt about It
One day during the congressional ca
reer of Major General Joseph Wheeler
two rural visitors were in the House
gallery taking in the proceedings on
the floor. One of them noticed the
general flying about, as was his wont
"Who's that little chap down there
in front talking to the big fellow?" be
asked of his companion.
Diesseu i anow," replied the
other.
Some one sitting back of them ven
tured the Information that It was Gen
era! Wheeler, of Alabama.
"Well, I declare!" said the first one.
"I've heard that a feller might be
good deal of a man at home, but when
he come to Washington he wa'n't so
much of a heavyweight; but I didn't
suppose they'd dwindle away like
that"
A Literal Scholar.
rroressor Ernest Hurfcut of the
Cornell Law School told an amusing
story not long ago of a freshman who
was called from the way of knowledge
before his year was out
ine students bad been answering
questions In moot-court, and the sub
ject under discussion was a cow which
had been killed by a railway train
Each student was required to fill out a
paper on the case.
"This brilliant youth," said Profes
sor Huffcut "wrote with all serious
ness after 'Disposition of the Carcass '
'Mild and Gentle,' "
Very Much a Millionaire.
Qutzzer Is he a multimillionaire?
Whizzer Oh, my, yes. In fact he's
so multy that he can afford to run over
ordinary millionaires and then let his
secretary attend to the damages,
New York Sun.
Golden Eagles Increasing.
Golden eagles are increasing In Scot
tish highlands, owing to the efforts
made by large land owners for their
preservation.
Busy men are usually so happy that
I
they hav no time to realUe It
GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN
r t
Mist Muriel Armitage
Female Weakness Is Pelvic
Catarrh
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh
Catarrh of any organ, if allovjsd to
progress, will affect the whole bodv.
Catarrh without nervousness is verv
rare, but pelvic catarrh and nervousness
go hand in hand.
hat is so distressing a sight as a
poor half-sick, nervous woman, suffer
ing from the many almost unbearable
symptoms of pelvic catarrh? She does
not consider herself ill enough to go
to bed, but she is far from being able
to do her work without the greatest ex
No Offense Meant.
Bloobs I understand, sir, that you
referred to my photograph as a side
show?" Slobbs Don't get excited, old man.
merely meant that it was a profile."
Mother tin SoS Mrs.
oTtnilow's SootMnc
Srnp the beat remedy to aa iro their children
np the beat remeo
i UMitolas mmob.
A Vindictive Horse.
"How did it happen that your horse
aiea?"
"The veterinarian's automobile broke
down on the way over."
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
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dust Bear Signature of ,
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rCIILADACHE.
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WE HAVE FEELINGS
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Dr. W. A. Wise has found a safe
and absolutely painless way of ex
tracting teeth, and his 17 years' ex
perience in plate work enables him
to lit mouths comfortably with any
kind of false teeth wanted.
Dr. T. P. Wise is an expert at
erown and bridge work and gold
Slliug. .
urn v . A. n l
WISE BROS., Dentists,
Thank Pe-ru-na for Thdr Recov
ery After Years of Suffering-
Miss Muriel Armitsjfe. 3(1 Greenwood
Ave., Detroit, Mih., District Orjranixer
of the Royal Templars of Temper ance
in a recent letter, says:
"I think that a woman naturally
'brinks from inakii.fr her troubles pub
lic, hilt reurel health has meant so
much to me that I feel for the sake of
other itifferinij women it is my duty to
tell what Perunn has done for me.
"I suffered for five years with uter
ine irregularities, which brought on
hyuteria and made jne a physicalwreck.
I tried doctors from the different
schools of medicine, but without any
Ferceptibte cb&nge in my condition,
n my despair I called on an old nurse,
who advised me to try 1'ernna, ana
promised good results if I would pemifit
and take it regularly. I thought this
was the least 1 could do and procured a
bottle. 1 knew as soon ax I began tak
ing it that it was effecting me differ
ently from anything I had used before,
and so I kept on taking it. I kept this
up for six months, ana steadily gained
strength and health, and when I bad
used fifteen bottles I considered myself
entirely cured. I am a grateful, happy
woman today." Miss Muriel Arm itage.
Pernna cures catarrh of the pelvic or
gans with the same surety an it cures
catarrh of the head. Peruna has be
come renowned as a positive cure for
female ailments simply because the ail
ments are mostly due to catarrh. Ca
tarrh is the cause of the trouble. Peru
na cures the catarrh. The symptoms
disappear.
haustion. This is a very common sight
and is almost always due to pelvic
catarrh.
It is worse than foolish for so many
women to suffer year after year with a
disease that can be permanently cured.
Peruna cures catarrh permanently.
It cures old chronic cases as well as a
slight attack, the only difference being
in the length of time that it should be
taken to effect a cure.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
iafactory results from the use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case, and
he will be plaesed to give you his valu
able advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hratman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
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