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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (May 1, 1931)
STOMACH UPSET, SOUR? THIS WILL COMFORT TWt let mmr Moimuli, gna, In dlgtmlltm imilutyuu hiiITit. Ami don't Una crtnlfl iiii llinilM to get relief. JllMt til 1(0 n aplMlllflll of rhllllpN' Milk of MiiK'iiehlu ti a glim of wa ter. It limltinlljr neutralities ninny timed Ha voliiino In execa arid. It will iimltiilily villi your distress la Ovo minute. I'lillllim' Milk of MngneAlu Is tlit perfect wiiy to ! digestive disor ders dun to excess acid for men, women, children and even babies. KndomeJ ly doctor a, ued by hos pital. Your druk'"tora lina the 2.1c and BOc sixes. Insist on tho genuine. HANFORD'S Balsam of Myrrh Danger in Distinction English Bishop Makes :Ulioi .lumen Ciuinon, Jr., mild at a dinner In Wnrkstoiie: "An I'ligUi liUlinp linit mine out with thif 'exer tion lluil lie la rendjr to preneh the eternal terlile. hut not to fireaeh tlmt Hie iiiiliiuila went Into the ark two ly two. "Now. It In dnngcrnu to talk thnt ny. It iniil eo ivoile think Unit some of ua (irenc tu rn prem-li whnt we don't believe In -prem h Ilea. In aliort. "It wit under aome aurh feeling, rto dult, tlmt a cross examining lawyer once aliouted at a preacher wltnoiu : '.Now, air. remember, please, we wnni the I mi It ami nothing but the truth here. You're not In the pulpit now, you know." I et roll f ree 1'reaa Rooster "Firebug' A ItruiiNttlrk (Maine) farmer hna firebug on hl farm In the form of a rKter. He report a that while on the way to the burn he smoked cigarette and plnred the lighted end on well curb before entering the burn, A moment Inter the .-oont r entered the bnrn with the ciga rette, atlll burning. In bio beak, "lie farmer ahoutot and aa the rooster turned and ran It dropped the clea red Into rhnlT, which hiirat Inln flames. The hlnre waa atnmped out before It had apread far. Ravening the System "O did thiil new cublii boy git along thla limt Irlpr "Clunmy young 'un'e broke all the anticer: an' we 'ad to drink out o' cup !'' Humorist. WOMEN OFTEN PAY A DOUBLE PENALTY fur wearing this gag of unselfishness or illy prule. Pro fine or suppressed menttruatloa shxiM never be considered neces sary. Psinfid pe riods are Nature's warning that something is wrong ana needs .J immediate attrn- Suflrr In iilriKC- tion. Failure to heed and correct the first painful symp toms usually leads to chrome conditions with aninrtimea feaifut conarxjiirorta. Dr. Plorce't Favorite Prescription la for women's own peculiar ailments and can be obtained at any drug store. Every package contains a Symptom iilonk. Fill out the Ulank and mail it to Dr. Pierce's Clinic, Buf falo, N. Y. for FREE medical advice. Send 10c if you want a trial package. ata"" . 'JTL II I hoapliallty fiads lis n I a nasi xprffli In Ihls as ejulsitely appointed hotel. Kimed fnr lis eirel Ual Din In Honm and ( .nils Miop ItoK i i ill Oregon&CaliM Hotel Roosevelt On PORTLAND'S Wearer HofU Allrwimshayesliowerortnb.M.lWiip.riltr.rROOf. , Ul W. Park Nt.tofT.-e Hhop. Uaraire opposite. Start Now! .EARN BIO MONEY I 16 to M) pur cent paid while ' learnltia-, Position secured. Lectures weekly. XI college. W rlts for catalog. Mfll FR system op coutacs niUl,tn 71 Third St. . Portland, Ore. Hotel Hoy t Hptclal winter re by dsjr, wsk or mmitk PORTLAND, OREGON dlnolKltly tmpnvf Corner 8th and Ilojrt Bis., Near Union Station, 4(h and Pine Portlaad. Ore. A Hotel whmrm you arm irefeoma Fireproof Itooiti-bnlli $2.00 up HOTEFROTSEVELt SAN PRANCISCO'S NIW FINE IIOTFL Bvnrjr ruuin wllll tub anil sliowrr lll.lut to H.OO Junes at Kddjr. (iarnga under sums root. S HI ' til":11 ys y VSSw I I OUR COMIC SECTION D Events 3 IT fee himep);:., lip I; mj " ' ', THE FEATHERHEADS Jt, HOW I ABOUT A ciaTr 1 J iutAfiGCQ.STQUT "JO ) I WAT. - mc&k. ) to 2ry-- S VJOULDMT VSi ; p HYWiFtSAVS fl f JEtM WITU VOO WlTU A JIAAT liCASA HOOQlBLC V? HAiQ CUT LlKS THAT AT 1 f HAlQ CUT VOO GAJt , 7 ACOOMTt' BADBCOC- J FCAMK AM' HRL'S A 1 C Wssisra Wswspapar Patea ( I W M Vt. eJaaqaeS FINNEY OF THE FORCE ST CAJYAAfiS,DOTti.rS ':S( ABPIOMA AS A BOOK- s: v ; C WasMim lapape'r galea 1 N'X "N "fa-. in the Lives of Little Men D So Felix Escapes the Shindig Slightly Damaged WORLD WAR YARNS by Ueut. Ffcmk E. Hagan The Original "Doughnut Girl" T'xlny utie la known aa Mrs. Robert R. WnlbrldKA, wife of a I'eterboro, N 11. bualneaa man wbo arved aa i llcuifiiHtit In the Una Hundred and Third Machine Oun battalion, and In Hn:8. when ahe and her buaband went to the American Legion convention In I'arla, ahe waa known aa the prealdent of the American Legion Auxiliary. ISut back Id 11)18 thouxanda of Amer ican soldiers who enjoyed the dough out, plea and coffee which ahe banded out to them knew her aa Mlaa Irene Mclntyre, one of the "Salllea." For the waa the original "doughnut girl of the A. B. F. Aa one of the two daughtera of Col onel Mclntyre, once a Hal ration Army commander In New England, ahe and her sinter, (iladya, were among the Aral contingent of "Salllea" to Join the American army In France. In March. I1HS. the girls set up their field kitchen biuk of AnKouvllle In an old mill that the fotiKhboys helped them repair and iiere day after day they made and cerved coffee by the gallon, plea by the hundred and dottghnuta by the thotiHiind. In June their canteen waa at Koulecourt and at the end of that month they were moved to the Chateau Thierry aw-tor and later toward the 8wIh frontier. They aaw service with the Thirty seventh. Forty-second and Seventy seventh dlvltilona. They were In the Argonne and at Thlacourt when that village mas destroyed by shell Ore. A shell wrecked their canteen hut and for days they lived In a eel I a. Aa a result of their service on every front that saw an American division, they were cited In army orders and recommended for the D. 8. C by Gen eral Pershing himself. Returning to America I., 1919 they marched In the place of honor Just behind Gen. Clar ence R. Kdwards In the parade of the Tankee division and In a ceremony on Boston common the general cited them for bravery In continuing their work under Ore at the front a a a Irony of War Four stalwart sons of an elderly French couple who lived in a province of France adjacent to both Belgium and Luxemburg, were called to the colon by French authorities at the outbreak of the World war. For four years not a word was heard of any son by the parents. Their property bad been occupied by the Germans after the first big push. Then came the Armistice. Two of the sons, survivors of four years of fighting, were granted Imme diate leave by the French because their parents were In territory that bad been occupied. Tbey started at once for home. At the same time the other two sons, who had been made prisoner In their first battle, were lib erated from a German prison camp and began the Journey to northern France. The four boys arrived home the same day for a Joyful reunion with their aged parents. Two of the boys had been through four years of almoat continual battle; the other pair had survived the lack of nourishment In evitable to prison life. Yet, despite the vicissitudes they had borne, each of the four was square of shoulder, clear of eye. Each appeared fit to re sume his life where he had laid It down In 1014. And It Is one of the horrible Ironies of war that on the same day her four boys returned, scorched but whole from their adventures, the old mother was taken away. For suddenly, with the reunion at Its height, she had gone raving mad. a Compensation Ills experiences under shell Are transformed Fred R. Weiss of Chicago from a J'iW) per week waiter to an Influential Inventor and manufacturer. Wclsi left a hash-sllngtng Job and little else to enlist In the Twenty-first Field artillery. Ills brother, back In Germany, served as an officer In the Germnn army. But that didn't prevent Weiss from winning a D. S. C for de votion to duty and bravery under fire. Boxes of burning powder were shoot ing skyward from the dump when Weiss' captain, W. a Dunckel, at tracted his attention to a pile of TNT high explosive toward which the flames were spreading. His arm bad been Injured. But Weiss dragged the remaining powder boxes, one by one, from the vicinity of the TNT. Then be fainted. When the war ended, Weiss waa given vocational training. He chosx. a four-year electrical engineering course at Lewis Institute, Chicago. Shortly after graduation, the former $2.50 per week waiter Invented a de vice for detecting defective wiring A company of which he, himself, Is the head, markets this product and Weiss has definitely emerged from the $2.50 class of wage earners. (A lilt. Wsstsra Nswspapsr Union.) To Cement Brokea China ( A housewife says: "Dissolve a lit tle gum arable In a little water so that It Is rather thick, put enough plaster of parla into this to make a thick paste. Cement broken pieces of china together and In half an hour they cuniiot he broken In the same place. Hot water seems to make It more Arm." 4 yw- "f 'i V-. 7 S fit-. How h train BABY'S BOWELS Babies, bottle-fed or breast-fed, with any tendency to be constipated, would thrive if they received daily balf a teaspoonful of this old family doctor's prescription for the bowels. That is one sure way to train tiny bowels to healthy regularity. To avoid the frctfulness, vomiting, crying, failure to gain, and other ills of constipated babies. Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is good for any baby. For thit, you have the word of a famous doctor. Forty, seven yean of practice taught him Just what babies need to keep their ittle bowels active, regular; keep little bodies plump and healthy. For Dr. Caldwell specialized in the treat ment of women and little ones. He attended over 3500 births witheut loss of oce mother or baby. Da. W. B. Caldwell's SYRUP PEPSIN A Doctor's Family Laxative laed otw 100 rssis lor mm. boU, stloo, earns, mEI tuts or txiras, trastbta. Get Gray's OLitat Froia draoW or W. T. Cnf a Co. bimtir.M. Tens. On '2fc ba awsDr does lis work, todormd br Pnst. dens Andrew Jtektom. Writs far (rat Inarm, Sails Coal by tha Ounce There Is a miner employed at Nor manton, Yorkshire, England, at tha Don Pedro pit, who Is obtaining aa much as $5 an ounce for coal lie Is Tom Slator, who has earned con siderable distinction In bis county ss a coal sculptor. During his spars time Mr. Slator has designed hun dreds of miniature Bibles and ani mal models In cannel coaL ime, weighing only two or three ounces, have been sold for five times aa many dollars. No Left-Hand Turns Airplane I'assenger llow do yoi know your way backT Pilot I notice the shape of tha clouds and then It is easy. II Tra raso, Rome. Run-Down, V eak, Nervous? To have plenty of firm flesh and tha ability to do a big day's work and feel V like a two-year-old" at night, you must relish your food and properly di gest it. If you can't eat, can't sleep, can't work, just give Tanlae the chance to do for you what it has done for millions. Mrs. Fred Westin, of 387 E. 57th St North, Portland, Ore., says: "Tan lac cured my stomach trouble com pletely after three years suffering. It built me up to perfect health, with a gain of 27 lbs." Tanlac is wonderful for indigestion gas pain?, nausea, dizziness and headaches. It brings back lost appe tite, helps you digest food, and gain strength and weight. No mineral drugs; only rooU, barks and herbs, nature's owu medicines. Less than 2 cents a dose. Get a bottle from your druggist. Your money back if it doesn't help. rhonanU of Dollars Paid fur Juki BmiS It fur lint of buyrrs and our wonil-rful o-oporstlrs wiling- plnn. Buuthtra l'rS lyadlcala. Box lilt. Atlanta. Is. Without Poiscn A JVew Cx1ermk$a1or that Won't Kill Livestock, Poultry, Dogs. CM; or even Baby Cltlckm K R-Oean ba used about the homs.bsrn or poul try yard with sbsoluts sslctr ss It contains aa Isadhr Dahaa. KR-O Is mad of Squill, as recom airndcd brUS.Drpt.of Asjricultnrs.oeo-di14 andcr the Connablt process which In tores ens Imum strength. Uxd br County Agents In moot rat-kllllrw csmpsigna. Moasy-Baca fiaaraatsa. Insist upon K-R-O, tha original Squill titer, mlnator. All druggists, poultry supply snd seed houses, 7Sc. tl 13. iM. Direct If drslrr eaoaot supply you. K-K-0 Co, Springfield, Ohio, KILLS-RATS-ONLY PYORRHEA SOFT, SPONGY, BLEEDING GUMS? Vaa M L S Gum M&snag-a Croam. One jar will prove It. $1.60. H L I MFG. CO. Dos SIT - - - - Durango, Colo. A.TcJ PARKER'S :SWJ HAIR BALSAM li fir 3 uaawtss uaoonm amps uut siiium Mfg -jJ Imparts Color and fe i - A Yil Beauty to Gray and Fidod Hair - . . i . .i . . ... . . i ... ii?irVH tue snd U.OO si Dnwmeu. ft!'.?" 3niwn Ch-ra Ws..r4lrWs.r T r LUKES TON SHAMPOO ideal for use in connection with Parker's Hsir Bnlssm.Makes tha hair soft and llufTy. 60 cents by mail or at drug Bista. iiiscox Chemical Works, I'sUbogue, N.X. W. N. U Portland, No. 10-1031. i 1
