STOMACH UPSET,
SOUR? THIS
WILL COMFORT
TWt let mmr Moimuli, gna, In
dlgtmlltm imilutyuu hiiITit. Ami don't
Una crtnlfl iiii llinilM to get relief.
JllMt til 1(0 n aplMlllflll of rhllllpN'
Milk of MiiK'iiehlu ti a glim of wa
ter. It limltinlljr neutralities ninny
timed Ha voliiino In execa arid. It
will iimltiilily villi your distress la
Ovo minute.
I'lillllim' Milk of MngneAlu Is tlit
perfect wiiy to ! digestive disor
ders dun to excess acid for men,
women, children and even babies.
KndomeJ ly doctor a, ued by hos
pital. Your druk'"tora lina the 2.1c and
BOc sixes. Insist on tho genuine.
HANFORD'S
Balsam of Myrrh
Danger in Distinction
English Bishop Makes
:Ulioi .lumen Ciuinon, Jr., mild at
a dinner In Wnrkstoiie: "An I'ligUi
liUlinp linit mine out with thif 'exer
tion lluil lie la rendjr to preneh the
eternal terlile. hut not to fireaeh
tlmt Hie iiiiliiuila went Into the ark
two ly two.
"Now. It In dnngcrnu to talk thnt
ny. It iniil eo ivoile think Unit some
of ua (irenc tu rn prem-li whnt we don't
believe In -prem h Ilea. In aliort.
"It wit under aome aurh feeling,
rto dult, tlmt a cross examining
lawyer once aliouted at a preacher
wltnoiu :
'.Now, air. remember, please, we
wnni the I mi It ami nothing but the
truth here. You're not In the pulpit
now, you know." I et roll f ree 1'reaa
Rooster "Firebug'
A ItruiiNttlrk (Maine) farmer hna
firebug on hl farm In the form
of a rKter. He report a that while
on the way to the burn he smoked
cigarette and plnred the lighted
end on well curb before entering
the burn, A moment Inter the .-oont
r entered the bnrn with the ciga
rette, atlll burning. In bio beak, "lie
farmer ahoutot and aa the rooster
turned and ran It dropped the clea
red Into rhnlT, which hiirat Inln
flames. The hlnre waa atnmped out
before It had apread far.
Ravening the System
"O did thiil new cublii boy git
along thla limt Irlpr
"Clunmy young 'un'e broke all
the anticer: an' we 'ad to drink out
o' cup !'' Humorist.
WOMEN OFTEN PAY A DOUBLE
PENALTY fur
wearing this gag
of unselfishness or
illy prule. Pro
fine or suppressed
menttruatloa
shxiM never be
considered neces
sary. Psinfid pe
riods are Nature's
warning that
something is
wrong ana needs
.J immediate attrn-
Suflrr In
iilriKC- tion. Failure to
heed and correct the first painful symp
toms usually leads to chrome conditions
with aninrtimea feaifut conarxjiirorta.
Dr. Plorce't Favorite Prescription
la for women's own peculiar ailments
and can be obtained at any drug
store. Every package contains a
Symptom iilonk. Fill out the Ulank
and mail it to Dr. Pierce's Clinic, Buf
falo, N. Y. for FREE medical advice.
Send 10c if you want a trial package.
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I 16 to M) pur cent paid while
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Lectures weekly. XI college. W rlts for catalog.
Mfll FR system op coutacs
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Hptclal winter
re by dsjr, wsk
or mmitk
PORTLAND, OREGON
dlnolKltly tmpnvf
Corner 8th and Ilojrt Bis., Near Union Station,
4(h and Pine Portlaad. Ore.
A Hotel whmrm you arm irefeoma
Fireproof Itooiti-bnlli $2.00 up
HOTEFROTSEVELt
SAN PRANCISCO'S NIW FINE IIOTFL
Bvnrjr ruuin wllll tub anil sliowrr lll.lut to H.OO
Junes at Kddjr. (iarnga under sums root.
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
ST CAJYAAfiS,DOTti.rS ':S( ABPIOMA AS A BOOK-
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in the Lives of Little Men
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So Felix Escapes the Shindig
Slightly Damaged
WORLD
WAR
YARNS
by Ueut. Ffcmk E. Hagan
The Original "Doughnut Girl"
T'xlny utie la known aa Mrs. Robert
R. WnlbrldKA, wife of a I'eterboro, N
11. bualneaa man wbo arved aa i
llcuifiiHtit In the Una Hundred and
Third Machine Oun battalion, and In
Hn:8. when ahe and her buaband went
to the American Legion convention In
I'arla, ahe waa known aa the prealdent
of the American Legion Auxiliary.
ISut back Id 11)18 thouxanda of Amer
ican soldiers who enjoyed the dough
out, plea and coffee which ahe banded
out to them knew her aa Mlaa Irene
Mclntyre, one of the "Salllea." For
the waa the original "doughnut girl
of the A. B. F.
Aa one of the two daughtera of Col
onel Mclntyre, once a Hal ration Army
commander In New England, ahe and
her sinter, (iladya, were among the
Aral contingent of "Salllea" to Join the
American army In France. In March.
I1HS. the girls set up their field kitchen
biuk of AnKouvllle In an old mill that
the fotiKhboys helped them repair
and iiere day after day they made
and cerved coffee by the gallon, plea
by the hundred and dottghnuta by the
thotiHiind. In June their canteen waa
at Koulecourt and at the end of that
month they were moved to the Chateau
Thierry aw-tor and later toward the
8wIh frontier.
They aaw service with the Thirty
seventh. Forty-second and Seventy
seventh dlvltilona. They were In the
Argonne and at Thlacourt when that
village mas destroyed by shell Ore.
A shell wrecked their canteen hut and
for days they lived In a eel I a.
Aa a result of their service on every
front that saw an American division,
they were cited In army orders and
recommended for the D. 8. C by Gen
eral Pershing himself. Returning to
America I., 1919 they marched In the
place of honor Just behind Gen. Clar
ence R. Kdwards In the parade of the
Tankee division and In a ceremony on
Boston common the general cited them
for bravery In continuing their work
under Ore at the front
a a a
Irony of War
Four stalwart sons of an elderly
French couple who lived in a province
of France adjacent to both Belgium
and Luxemburg, were called to the
colon by French authorities at the
outbreak of the World war. For four
years not a word was heard of any
son by the parents. Their property
bad been occupied by the Germans
after the first big push. Then came
the Armistice.
Two of the sons, survivors of four
years of fighting, were granted Imme
diate leave by the French because
their parents were In territory that
bad been occupied. Tbey started at
once for home. At the same time the
other two sons, who had been made
prisoner In their first battle, were lib
erated from a German prison camp
and began the Journey to northern
France.
The four boys arrived home the
same day for a Joyful reunion with
their aged parents. Two of the boys
had been through four years of almoat
continual battle; the other pair had
survived the lack of nourishment In
evitable to prison life. Yet, despite
the vicissitudes they had borne, each
of the four was square of shoulder,
clear of eye. Each appeared fit to re
sume his life where he had laid It
down In 1014.
And It Is one of the horrible Ironies
of war that on the same day her four
boys returned, scorched but whole
from their adventures, the old mother
was taken away. For suddenly, with
the reunion at Its height, she had
gone raving mad.
a
Compensation
Ills experiences under shell Are
transformed Fred R. Weiss of Chicago
from a J'iW) per week waiter to an
Influential Inventor and manufacturer.
Wclsi left a hash-sllngtng Job and
little else to enlist In the Twenty-first
Field artillery. Ills brother, back In
Germany, served as an officer In the
Germnn army. But that didn't prevent
Weiss from winning a D. S. C for de
votion to duty and bravery under fire.
Boxes of burning powder were shoot
ing skyward from the dump when
Weiss' captain, W. a Dunckel, at
tracted his attention to a pile of TNT
high explosive toward which the
flames were spreading. His arm bad
been Injured. But Weiss dragged the
remaining powder boxes, one by one,
from the vicinity of the TNT. Then
be fainted.
When the war ended, Weiss waa
given vocational training. He chosx.
a four-year electrical engineering
course at Lewis Institute, Chicago.
Shortly after graduation, the former
$2.50 per week waiter Invented a de
vice for detecting defective wiring A
company of which he, himself, Is the
head, markets this product and Weiss
has definitely emerged from the $2.50
class of wage earners.
(A lilt. Wsstsra Nswspapsr Union.)
To Cement Brokea China (
A housewife says: "Dissolve a lit
tle gum arable In a little water so
that It Is rather thick, put enough
plaster of parla into this to make a
thick paste. Cement broken pieces
of china together and In half an hour
they cuniiot he broken In the same
place. Hot water seems to make It
more Arm."
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How h train BABY'S
BOWELS
Babies, bottle-fed or breast-fed,
with any tendency to be constipated,
would thrive if they received daily
balf a teaspoonful of this old family
doctor's prescription for the bowels.
That is one sure way to train tiny
bowels to healthy regularity. To
avoid the frctfulness, vomiting,
crying, failure to gain, and other ills
of constipated babies.
Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is
good for any baby. For thit, you have
the word of a famous doctor. Forty,
seven yean of practice taught him
Just what babies need to keep their
ittle bowels active, regular; keep
little bodies plump and healthy. For
Dr. Caldwell specialized in the treat
ment of women and little ones. He
attended over 3500 births witheut
loss of oce mother or baby.
Da. W. B. Caldwell's
SYRUP PEPSIN
A Doctor's Family Laxative
laed otw 100 rssis lor mm.
boU, stloo, earns, mEI tuts
or txiras, trastbta. Get
Gray's OLitat
Froia draoW or W. T. Cnf
a Co. bimtir.M. Tens. On
'2fc ba awsDr does lis work, todormd br Pnst.
dens Andrew Jtektom. Writs far (rat Inarm,
Sails Coal by tha Ounce
There Is a miner employed at Nor
manton, Yorkshire, England, at tha
Don Pedro pit, who Is obtaining aa
much as $5 an ounce for coal lie
Is Tom Slator, who has earned con
siderable distinction In bis county ss
a coal sculptor. During his spars
time Mr. Slator has designed hun
dreds of miniature Bibles and ani
mal models In cannel coaL ime,
weighing only two or three ounces,
have been sold for five times aa
many dollars.
No Left-Hand Turns
Airplane I'assenger llow do yoi
know your way backT
Pilot I notice the shape of tha
clouds and then It is easy. II Tra
raso, Rome.
Run-Down, V eak,
Nervous?
To have plenty of firm flesh and tha
ability to do a big day's work and feel
V like a two-year-old" at night, you
must relish your food and properly di
gest it. If you can't eat, can't sleep,
can't work, just give Tanlae the
chance to do for you what it has done
for millions.
Mrs. Fred Westin, of 387 E. 57th
St North, Portland, Ore., says: "Tan
lac cured my stomach trouble com
pletely after three years suffering. It
built me up to perfect health, with a
gain of 27 lbs."
Tanlac is wonderful for indigestion
gas pain?, nausea, dizziness and
headaches. It brings back lost appe
tite, helps you digest food, and gain
strength and weight. No mineral
drugs; only rooU, barks and herbs,
nature's owu medicines. Less than 2
cents a dose. Get a bottle from your
druggist. Your money back if it
doesn't help.
rhonanU of Dollars Paid fur Juki BmiS
It fur lint of buyrrs and our wonil-rful
o-oporstlrs wiling- plnn. Buuthtra l'rS
lyadlcala. Box lilt. Atlanta. Is.
Without Poiscn
A JVew Cx1ermk$a1or that
Won't Kill Livestock, Poultry,
Dogs. CM; or even Baby Cltlckm
K R-Oean ba used about the homs.bsrn or poul
try yard with sbsoluts sslctr ss It contains aa
Isadhr Dahaa. KR-O Is mad of Squill, as recom
airndcd brUS.Drpt.of Asjricultnrs.oeo-di14
andcr the Connablt process which In tores ens
Imum strength. Uxd br County Agents In moot
rat-kllllrw csmpsigna. Moasy-Baca fiaaraatsa.
Insist upon K-R-O, tha original Squill titer,
mlnator. All druggists, poultry supply snd seed
houses, 7Sc. tl 13. iM. Direct If drslrr eaoaot
supply you. K-K-0 Co, Springfield, Ohio,
KILLS-RATS-ONLY
PYORRHEA
SOFT, SPONGY, BLEEDING GUMS?
Vaa M L S Gum M&snag-a Croam.
One jar will prove It. $1.60.
H L I MFG. CO.
Dos SIT - - - - Durango, Colo.
A.TcJ PARKER'S
:SWJ HAIR BALSAM
li fir 3 uaawtss uaoonm amps uut siiium
Mfg -jJ Imparts Color and
fe i - A Yil Beauty to Gray and Fidod Hair
- . . i . .i . . ... . . i ...
ii?irVH tue snd U.OO si Dnwmeu.
ft!'.?" 3niwn Ch-ra Ws..r4lrWs.r T
r LUKES TON SHAMPOO ideal for use in
connection with Parker's Hsir Bnlssm.Makes tha
hair soft and llufTy. 60 cents by mail or at drug
Bista. iiiscox Chemical Works, I'sUbogue, N.X.
W. N. U Portland, No. 10-1031.
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