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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (March 13, 1931)
"SCIENCE rescues the DEAFENED" by Floyd Gibbons Not oil nirnIUf iltM-rlliM his tlnlt til ImiiIIiiiI nlwiru-Ht'iiiisllr I aimtiiry. fcrwyuiia who la Imru nf lintrlnA linulil rl II. Htrliill from lit Hnvfawnf Htvt$wt. Hand if lamp la Dvpl. K41 , SONOTONE It WW Uih St. N.w York Olf Tortolia GrUva far Mat Sleep Anally n Numbed ia Borrow of glanf tortoise In the London too fur It dead unit". Fur several weeks following t ho death of Its companion thi lumbering reptile constantly made the round of the tortutu house searching for her. There were other glnnt tortoises around h t in, but they were not his dlsllnctlve variety, and lie wnnted friend. Then winter came and after eating meal I.e turned hla head to the welt and bur led Ida troubles In aleep. lor Constipation Ntm habit lurmin Scientific Collector' Popularity Friend -That debt collecting Job of yours must he dreadful. 1 suppose you are ni welcome aa the plague any place you rail I Collector Hy no mean. There la scarcely a phiee I vUlt tut that they aak tun to rome again. 1 1 Bche's Syrup V and couching atope at Vaoncc ! K'cllr vet w here othera fa U. Contain nothing Injurious but, A,ao eflectivel GUARANTEED. Boschee's Syr up Saak Olh.r Patlurt "You marry my daughter I Why, yon are supported by your father." "J'ea, air, hut father In tired of supporting me, he any, and I thought I'd get Into another fan y." Paris Tele Mele. Don't let SORE THROAT get tlicbcst olyou.et FIVE minute after you rub on Muitcrolc your throat houlJ begin to feel In lorrl Continue the treatment vnct every hour fur Jin hours and you'll be aiKmiihfd at the relief. Hii famou blend of oil of muitard, camphor, menthol and othrr ingrnli cm brings relief naturally. Munerolo eet artin became it i a "counter irritant" not iutt a alve-it pene trate and (timulatc Mood circulation and help to draw nut infection and pain, lied by million for 20 year. Recom mended ly doctor and nunc. , Keep M umerolc handy jan and tube. To MotheriMusterolo is alto made in milder Jorm lor babies and small children. Ask for Chil dren i Musteroie. About to Be lie They loll me you stutter wheo you're nhout to be kissed. She Y y ye a, that's rlgh-t-Rmllh's Weekly, Sydney. Considering how hendntrong cities are, It la mlrarlo that anybody can manage thorn at all. SAVED HER LIFE! Portland, Ore. "A few year ago Dr. Pierce't Golden Medical Discovery laved my life. I caught ere cold settled. In ronchial T k.4 . ",irJ tubet. I . J couch which got to bad that tor si weeks I could not lie down. I wai al in' physically, and began myself to think there was no help for me, when I was advised by one of my doctors to take Dr. Pierci'a Golden Medical Discovery. This medicine so complete ly relieved me of my trouble that I have never had any return of it" Mrs. Audrey Savin, 5516 39th Ave., S. E. Druggists. Fluid or tablets. Writ Dr. I'Imta's t'llnlti In liiiffalo, N, V mi'losliif wrnnprir from niMllolna and receive tree miHlliml advlo. Li hAM X M 1 ' M OUR COMIC SECTION D Events n mmMJ iIWjm fw0 i Hi x$ " . ) -3. hfA -fir FINNEY OF THE FORCE Finney Wouldn't Have Warned Her FQOM JMUT WE HAD J (WAUT IS UT ?- I 0oKSS AiSiM-i J V swoop s 1 . ..t II -Vfrvf I M I rfU3 THE FEATHERHEADS Felix Bawls Him Out I J I LI . - - WCRES TUAT MAN A X AND THAT H& D UK6 TO on ius puone Novo.rtuyF . ake am appoimtmcht to meet ( HE JUST GOT TUGOUGU TELL- j (me I -"WE FCESU TUiNGt-UEfiC, V INQ MC I HAD A LOVELY V TALK TO WlM ! - V Vvoice r- ' ZZ AND IF VWJN J3GT AlslY SPUNK AT . . .7 3?.. WHATfi TUE BK3 , X 7aJLL : LLIUALL V YOOf-SAY, .) lOCAR - CALLING PEOPLEX loved TUAT IMPERTINENT 1 USTN HERE J ( UP AT TUS TIME A mUlll) VSTAQTl-0 . XHUM ?! in the Lives of Little Men D WORLD WAR YARNS by Lieut. Frank E. Hagari "The Moat Surprising Thing" Aak ex-membore of the A. E. F. what waa the moat aurpiiglng thing they found In the war and the mmt surprising thing about their answers will be '.heir great variety. Some body aKked a marine who had fought at Chnteaa Thierry that question and with the memory of some of the ter rible scenes he had witnessed there he replied "That a man can be eo terribly wounded and recover ail right." Then he thought for a mo ment and added "No, I reckon the moat surprising thing I found out was (hat there were so many different kinds of beans In the world." But former members of the fclghty ninth dlvlKlon, composed mainly of Colorndoans and Kansana, will prob ably tell you that the thing which most surprised them waa In the words of one of them, "how little them frogs knowed about farm In' after being at It for a thousand years." Lieut. Jack Harrow, a Denver newapoper man who served In an arJIIer; outfit In the Kllity ninth, tella how a brother offi cer came to a wheatfleld In which half a dozen Americana were working hard, while a French farmer sat nearby calmly smoking and watching their labors. He stopped. Oiled with curl exlty st the sight, and asked what they were doing. Looking very much em hammed, the men came to attention and one of them spoke op: "Well, you see, lieutenant, this old fellow don't know a thing about harvesting wheat" Evidently considering that sufficient explanation tbey resumed their work, finished np the field In ap proved Kansas style and left, ottering contemptuous, and somewhat profane, expressions of their opinion of agri culture as practiced by the French. Mistaken Zeal Some of the onlts of the Thirty- second division lived In an old atone quarry near Jouy, France. Like other stone quarries on the Western Front, this one was remodeled Into a first aid station, says CapL Ralph E. UIH of the a A. a Shells&ocked victims as well aa hundreds of wounded were passing through the station almost constantly One of the most active ofllcers on the scene, to protect the Injured as well as the whole, was the divisional gni officer. This Individual was a tenlot, where the gns was Involved. An order that every man must have his mask con tlnunlly at the alert was enforced riKldly by the d. g. o, a captain. A hospital sergeant walked toward the stone quarry early one day when the first of the day's wounded were arriving. Two of his men carried a litter on which rested the body of a dond soldier. The sergeant had on no gas mask He wns spotted Instantly by the d. g. o. Hushing up behind the sergentil, the gns officer shouted dramatically: "Say I What In n I do you think you are, a bear. . . ." Before he could continue, the ser grant grasped the astonished captain by the neck and began to force him down upon the occupied litter, mean while calling to other soldiers to come to his assistance. Only the timely Intervention of the medical officers convinced the ser geant that the captain was not a victim of shell-shock, similar to those he had been handling every day. The Sales Talk One of the principles of high pres sure salesmanship Is that you "have to talk their language before you can sell 'eml" So when Sergt. Paul Hob scheld of the One Hundred and Thirty first Infantry took part In the battle nf Chlpllly Ridge, and wun fired on from a huge German dugout, he used one of the principles of salesmanship. Crawling to one side of the dugout. Sergeant llnbscheld. who had studied German In Chicago, shouted: "Frits, komm' herausl" (Frits, come out of there). No answer. He pulled the pins from two grenades and tossed them down the dugout steps. There was an ex plosion; stifled shrieks. "Have you had enough?" Sergeant Household shouted In German. 'Komm' hernus mlt handen aufl" (Come out with your hands up). Following this little "sales" talk, thirty Germans emerged one by one from their shelter. They were lined up end headed for the American lines, four abreast. Ilobscheld's comrades cut loose with machine guns when the party ap proached the lines. Four of the Ger mans were wounded before llobscheld made his capture understood. Rushing back to Ys prisoners, the sergeant ordered several of them to assist their wounded comrades. One refused, saying that be was an officer and could not be seen carrying a pri vate. "You're nothing but a buck prlvute now," sold llobscheld In his Chicago-learned German as he tore off the man's shoulder straps. "Get busy." And again his "salesmanship" proved effective. ((2). 1110. Wtrn Ntwippr Union.) Frenchman First Aeronaut The world's first aeronaut was a frenchman, Francois t'llatre de Ro sier, who ascended 84 feet In a bal loon on October 15, 1783 'A.. OLDER PEOPLE Must watch bovves Constantly! As we grow older the bowels be come more sluggish. They don't get rid of all th waste. Some days they do not move at all. So older people Deed to watch their bowels constantly. Only by doing this can they hope to avoid the many forma of sickness caused by constipation. When your bowels need help re member a doctor should know what Is best for them, and get a bottle of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin from yoor drugstore. Syrup Papain it a doctoft ptetcriptlon for lag. alng lovoeU, good for all ages. "So restriction of habits or diet Is necessary while taking Syrup Pepsin. Made from fresh, laxative herbs, pure pepsin and other vain able ingredients, It Is absolutelr safe. It will not gripe, sicken or weaken yon. Take a spoonful next time yonr tongue is coated, or yon have a bad taste in your mouth. It clears up a bilious, headachy, dull, weak, gassy condition every time. When yon see how good it tastes and how nice it acts, youH know why Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is th world's most popular laxative for every member of the family. Da. W. B. Caldwell's SYRUP PEPSIN ADoctofi Family Laxative CHICKS Amailnr new low prtcM on World' ruoord W. I ao4 all bear? brMdi. 100 tlv 11 very (curBUd ZO yeara' reputation your Mfesruard. Acent wanUd. QCEEX HATCHERY... Jar Tdd 8420 Flrtt Avtnuo Soattla. WaXi. Long One, Probably "What do you work at, my poor man?" "At intervals, madam." : Dr. Pierce's Felleta are lest for liver, bowel and atomach. One littk Pellet fos laxative three for a cathartic Adv. Sacred MiitUtoo The Druids held the mistletoe In reverence because of its mysterious birth. Strongest Gerald suffered with his stomach and bowels until he was listless and weak," says Mrs. B. E. Geren, 822 l W. Main St, Oklahoma City, Okla. "Now he's the strongest boy I know. I gave him California Fig Syrup because Mother used it It increased his appetite, regulated his bowels, helped his digestion." Nothing could be more convincing than the way thousands of mothers are praising California Fig Syrup to show how It acts to build-up and strengthen headachy, bilious, half flck, constipated children. Tour doctor will approve the use of this pure vegetable product as often as Impure breath, coated tongue, listlessness or feverishness warn of constipation or to keep bowels open in colds or children's diseases. The word California on bottle and carton marks the genuine. LAXATIVE-TONIC fo, CHILDREN Hulf of the secret sorrows that people tell you about make you laugh they are so frivolous. Garfield Tea Was Your Urandmother's Remedy For every stom ach and Intestinal 111 This good old fashioned herb homo remedy for c onstlpatlon, stomach ills and other derange ments of the avo- fem so prevalent these days is in, even greater favor as a family med icine than In your grandmother's day. W. N. U, Portland, No. 9-1S31. i f