"SCIENCE rescues the
DEAFENED"
by Floyd Gibbons
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til ImiiIIiiiI nlwiru-Ht'iiiisllr I
aimtiiry. fcrwyuiia who la Imru nf
lintrlnA linulil rl II. Htrliill
from lit Hnvfawnf Htvt$wt. Hand
if lamp la Dvpl. K41 ,
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It WW Uih St. N.w York Olf
Tortolia GrUva far Mat
Sleep Anally n Numbed ia Borrow
of glanf tortoise In the London too
fur It dead unit". Fur several weeks
following t ho death of Its companion
thi lumbering reptile constantly
made the round of the tortutu
house searching for her. There were
other glnnt tortoises around h t in, but
they were not his dlsllnctlve variety,
and lie wnnted friend. Then winter
came and after eating meal I.e
turned hla head to the welt and bur
led Ida troubles In aleep.
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Constipation
Ntm habit
lurmin
Scientific
Collector' Popularity
Friend -That debt collecting Job
of yours must he dreadful. 1 suppose
you are ni welcome aa the plague
any place you rail I
Collector Hy no mean. There la
scarcely a phiee I vUlt tut that they
aak tun to rome again.
1 1 Bche's Syrup
V and couching atope at
Vaoncc ! K'cllr vet w here othera fa U.
Contain nothing Injurious but, A,ao
eflectivel GUARANTEED.
Boschee's
Syr up
Saak Olh.r Patlurt
"You marry my daughter I Why,
yon are supported by your father."
"J'ea, air, hut father In tired of
supporting me, he any, and I thought
I'd get Into another fan y." Paris
Tele Mele.
Don't
let SORE THROAT
get tlicbcst olyou.et
FIVE minute after you rub on
Muitcrolc your throat houlJ begin
to feel In lorrl Continue the treatment
vnct every hour fur Jin hours and
you'll be aiKmiihfd at the relief.
Hii famou blend of oil of muitard,
camphor, menthol and othrr ingrnli
cm brings relief naturally. Munerolo
eet artin became it i a "counter
irritant" not iutt a alve-it pene
trate and (timulatc Mood circulation
and help to draw nut infection and pain,
lied by million for 20 year. Recom
mended ly doctor and nunc.
, Keep M umerolc handy jan and tube.
To MotheriMusterolo is alto
made in milder Jorm lor babies
and small children. Ask for Chil
dren i Musteroie.
About to Be
lie They loll me you stutter wheo
you're nhout to be kissed.
She Y y ye a, that's rlgh-t-Rmllh's
Weekly, Sydney.
Considering how hendntrong cities
are, It la mlrarlo that anybody can
manage thorn at all.
SAVED HER LIFE!
Portland, Ore.
"A few year
ago Dr. Pierce't
Golden Medical
Discovery laved
my life. I caught
ere cold
settled. In
ronchial
T k.4 .
",irJ tubet. I
. J couch which got
to bad that tor
si weeks I could not lie down. I wai
al in' physically, and began myself to
think there was no help for me, when
I was advised by one of my doctors
to take Dr. Pierci'a Golden Medical
Discovery. This medicine so complete
ly relieved me of my trouble that I
have never had any return of it"
Mrs. Audrey Savin, 5516 39th Ave.,
S. E. Druggists. Fluid or tablets.
Writ Dr. I'Imta's t'llnlti In liiiffalo,
N, V mi'losliif wrnnprir from niMllolna
and receive tree miHlliml advlo.
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE Finney Wouldn't Have Warned Her
FQOM JMUT WE HAD J (WAUT IS UT ?- I 0oKSS AiSiM-i J
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THE FEATHERHEADS Felix Bawls Him Out
I J I LI . - -
WCRES TUAT MAN A X AND THAT H& D UK6 TO
on ius puone Novo.rtuyF . ake am appoimtmcht to meet
( HE JUST GOT TUGOUGU TELL- j (me I -"WE FCESU TUiNGt-UEfiC,
V INQ MC I HAD A LOVELY V TALK TO WlM ! - V
Vvoice
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AND IF VWJN
J3GT AlslY SPUNK AT . . .7 3?.. WHATfi TUE BK3 , X
7aJLL : LLIUALL V YOOf-SAY, .) lOCAR - CALLING PEOPLEX
loved TUAT IMPERTINENT 1 USTN HERE J ( UP AT TUS TIME A mUlll)
VSTAQTl-0 . XHUM ?!
in the Lives of Little Men
D
WORLD
WAR
YARNS
by Lieut. Frank E. Hagari
"The Moat Surprising Thing"
Aak ex-membore of the A. E. F.
what waa the moat aurpiiglng thing
they found In the war and the mmt
surprising thing about their answers
will be '.heir great variety. Some
body aKked a marine who had fought
at Chnteaa Thierry that question and
with the memory of some of the ter
rible scenes he had witnessed there
he replied "That a man can be eo
terribly wounded and recover ail
right." Then he thought for a mo
ment and added "No, I reckon the
moat surprising thing I found out was
(hat there were so many different
kinds of beans In the world."
But former members of the fclghty
ninth dlvlKlon, composed mainly of
Colorndoans and Kansana, will prob
ably tell you that the thing which
most surprised them waa In the words
of one of them, "how little them frogs
knowed about farm In' after being at It
for a thousand years." Lieut. Jack
Harrow, a Denver newapoper man who
served In an arJIIer; outfit In the
Kllity ninth, tella how a brother offi
cer came to a wheatfleld In which half
a dozen Americana were working hard,
while a French farmer sat nearby
calmly smoking and watching their
labors. He stopped. Oiled with curl
exlty st the sight, and asked what they
were doing. Looking very much em
hammed, the men came to attention
and one of them spoke op: "Well,
you see, lieutenant, this old fellow
don't know a thing about harvesting
wheat" Evidently considering that
sufficient explanation tbey resumed
their work, finished np the field In ap
proved Kansas style and left, ottering
contemptuous, and somewhat profane,
expressions of their opinion of agri
culture as practiced by the French.
Mistaken Zeal
Some of the onlts of the Thirty-
second division lived In an old atone
quarry near Jouy, France. Like other
stone quarries on the Western Front,
this one was remodeled Into a first aid
station, says CapL Ralph E. UIH of
the a A. a
Shells&ocked victims as well aa
hundreds of wounded were passing
through the station almost constantly
One of the most active ofllcers on the
scene, to protect the Injured as well
as the whole, was the divisional gni
officer.
This Individual was a tenlot, where
the gns was Involved. An order that
every man must have his mask con
tlnunlly at the alert was enforced
riKldly by the d. g. o, a captain.
A hospital sergeant walked toward
the stone quarry early one day when
the first of the day's wounded were
arriving. Two of his men carried a
litter on which rested the body of a
dond soldier.
The sergeant had on no gas mask
He wns spotted Instantly by the d.
g. o. Hushing up behind the sergentil,
the gns officer shouted dramatically:
"Say I What In n I do you think you
are, a bear. . . ."
Before he could continue, the ser
grant grasped the astonished captain
by the neck and began to force him
down upon the occupied litter, mean
while calling to other soldiers to come
to his assistance.
Only the timely Intervention of the
medical officers convinced the ser
geant that the captain was not a
victim of shell-shock, similar to those
he had been handling every day.
The Sales Talk
One of the principles of high pres
sure salesmanship Is that you "have
to talk their language before you can
sell 'eml" So when Sergt. Paul Hob
scheld of the One Hundred and Thirty
first Infantry took part In the battle
nf Chlpllly Ridge, and wun fired on
from a huge German dugout, he used
one of the principles of salesmanship.
Crawling to one side of the dugout.
Sergeant llnbscheld. who had studied
German In Chicago, shouted: "Frits,
komm' herausl" (Frits, come out of
there).
No answer. He pulled the pins from
two grenades and tossed them down
the dugout steps. There was an ex
plosion; stifled shrieks.
"Have you had enough?" Sergeant
Household shouted In German.
'Komm' hernus mlt handen aufl"
(Come out with your hands up).
Following this little "sales" talk,
thirty Germans emerged one by one
from their shelter. They were lined
up end headed for the American lines,
four abreast.
Ilobscheld's comrades cut loose with
machine guns when the party ap
proached the lines. Four of the Ger
mans were wounded before llobscheld
made his capture understood.
Rushing back to Ys prisoners, the
sergeant ordered several of them to
assist their wounded comrades. One
refused, saying that be was an officer
and could not be seen carrying a pri
vate. "You're nothing but a buck
prlvute now," sold llobscheld In his
Chicago-learned German as he tore off
the man's shoulder straps. "Get busy."
And again his "salesmanship" proved
effective.
((2). 1110. Wtrn Ntwippr Union.)
Frenchman First Aeronaut
The world's first aeronaut was a
frenchman, Francois t'llatre de Ro
sier, who ascended 84 feet In a bal
loon on October 15, 1783
'A..
OLDER PEOPLE
Must watch bovves
Constantly!
As we grow older the bowels be
come more sluggish. They don't get
rid of all th waste. Some days
they do not move at all. So older
people Deed to watch their bowels
constantly. Only by doing this can
they hope to avoid the many forma
of sickness caused by constipation.
When your bowels need help re
member a doctor should know what
Is best for them, and get a bottle
of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
from yoor drugstore. Syrup Papain
it a doctoft ptetcriptlon for lag.
alng lovoeU, good for all ages.
"So restriction of habits or diet
Is necessary while taking Syrup
Pepsin. Made from fresh, laxative
herbs, pure pepsin and other vain
able ingredients, It Is absolutelr
safe. It will not gripe, sicken or
weaken yon.
Take a spoonful next time yonr
tongue is coated, or yon have a
bad taste in your mouth. It clears
up a bilious, headachy, dull, weak,
gassy condition every time. When
yon see how good it tastes and how
nice it acts, youH know why Dr.
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin is th
world's most popular laxative for
every member of the family.
Da. W. B. Caldwell's
SYRUP PEPSIN
ADoctofi Family Laxative
CHICKS
Amailnr new low prtcM on
World' ruoord W. I ao4
all bear? brMdi. 100
tlv 11 very (curBUd
ZO yeara' reputation your
Mfesruard. Acent wanUd.
QCEEX HATCHERY... Jar Tdd
8420 Flrtt Avtnuo Soattla. WaXi.
Long One, Probably
"What do you work at, my poor
man?"
"At intervals, madam." :
Dr. Pierce's Felleta are lest for liver,
bowel and atomach. One littk Pellet fos
laxative three for a cathartic Adv.
Sacred MiitUtoo
The Druids held the mistletoe In
reverence because of its mysterious
birth.
Strongest
Gerald suffered with his stomach
and bowels until he was listless and
weak," says Mrs. B. E. Geren, 822 l
W. Main St, Oklahoma City, Okla.
"Now he's the strongest boy I
know. I gave him California Fig
Syrup because Mother used it It
increased his appetite, regulated his
bowels, helped his digestion."
Nothing could be more convincing
than the way thousands of mothers
are praising California Fig Syrup to
show how It acts to build-up and
strengthen headachy, bilious, half
flck, constipated children.
Tour doctor will approve the use of
this pure vegetable product as often
as Impure breath, coated tongue,
listlessness or feverishness warn of
constipation or to keep bowels
open in colds or children's diseases.
The word California on bottle and
carton marks the genuine.
LAXATIVE-TONIC fo, CHILDREN
Hulf of the secret sorrows that
people tell you about make you laugh
they are so frivolous.
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Urandmother's Remedy
For every stom
ach and Intestinal
111 This good old
fashioned herb
homo remedy for
c onstlpatlon,
stomach ills and
other derange
ments of the avo-
fem so prevalent these days is in,
even greater favor as a family med
icine than In your grandmother's
day.
W. N. U, Portland, No. 9-1S31.
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