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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Feb. 27, 1931)
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I TLW MAN KEPT TCYINS I DEAfl-WU C HAVV , Tb 6TAQT A FUCTATiOKl Only Two Opinions as to Portrait's Identity Tlvlan Forbes, one of the Judges at the recent Carnegie Institute In ternational exhibition of paintings, was prnlxln? the exhibition's entries to an art critic. "One cannot but be Impressed," said Mr. Forbes, "by the healthy re turn to the old, classic standards In painting. Ot the extreme, modernis tic horrors there were very few sam ples submitted. I mean pictures' like Jobson's portrait "Jobson, you know, had his por trait painted by a young artist of extreme modern tendencies who wai much In vogue five years ago. The price Jobson paid for It was big and b therefore persuaded himself that lie was proud of It. When It came boir.e he showed It to the cook. "'Well. Mary,' he said, 'bow do 70a like this portrait of me? 'Sure, sir. said the cook. It's lovely. It's beautiful. It's divine.' "'And, of course,' said Jobson, 'you know who It Is? "'Of course I do. sir,' replied the cook. tf course, of course.' As she spoke she kept drawing nearer to the picture, studying It more and more closely. 'Of course, sir, It's you or the missus.'" Had No Criticism to Make of "Miss America" Rafael Sabatlnl he who wrote "Scaramouche" returned to London after a month over here, most of which was spent In company of the atrical people, publishers, etc., with the result that he saw very little of the country. Jinking a "talkie" one day he was scheduled to follow lady known as "Miss America." "She was wearing next to nothing and was very lovely to look upon," says Sabntlnl, "and as she did bet piece six times, I had plenty of tlms to look at her. 1 haven't seen much of America, but of Miss America I have had a fine view. I found her topography excellent." Kansas City Star. Garfield Tea Was Your Grandmother's Remedy For every ston ech and Intestinal III This good old fashloned bert home remedy for c onsnpation. stomach Ills .and other derange ments of the sys tem so prevalent these days Is la even greater favor as ft family med icine than in your grandmother's day. Wrong Description Little (jeruMine's aunt had coma to visit her and she was talking to Geraldlr.e and her mother about her father, whom the never had met. I-nter, just as she was preparing to' leave, the aunt mentioned that sh had seen a little g!rl that looked like. Geraldine with a gentleman down town, the Sunday before. "Well." said Geraldine, "It coutda t have ben nic. I was downtown, nil ri;:bt. but I was with my daddy all day." Lonf, Loo Ago Miss Cute Her age really sar prised me; she doesn't look 28, does she? Miss Shnrpe Not now, but she did once. Stray Stories. Quick COMFORT (or fretful upset children ALL children are subject to little upsets. They come at unex pected times. 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