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From throo to twelve, Thnt's Hi
tniiNt Important period In a child's
growth. And that's tlio tlmo tunny
are retarded ih olcnlly nnd iiu-iitnl
1 by energy-supping constipation.
Wutrh your chilli, mother I At tho
first sign of bail breath, coated
tongue, hcuihnhe, hlllmmnt , lark
of energy or iippelllo, give Cullfor
Bin Fig Hyrup.
This puru vegetable- product will
cli'iuiNO the lliUo bowels without
discomfort. It tniH'i nnd strength
ens weak Mloitmrh nnd bowels. In
folds or rlillilrt'u'i disease, employ
lid gentle- nld to keep tho system
fri'n from gprms mill wusto.
Mother vvcrywhiTB arc cubit 1o
ti ll Imw It helps children. Mm. It.
Mayer, 1737 Marburg St., IhiIIiik,
Texas, says : "I Imvb used Cnllforiilii
llg Nyrup with laimy nil his Jlfo
III Collin, MllollNhe, fOIIMllplltlon,
upsets, or children's ailments. It
keeps him tho brightest, happiest
six year-old I know," ;
Emphasize tbit liiitnn California
when buying, to gi t tho genuine.
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Not Always Good Idea
to Be Over-Particular
It In iilnii.vg Interesting to Iruni
from bachelors why they have never
niinrled. and Alfred t'hetiey Johnston,
well -known photographer, offers th'i
pertinent contribution :
"Of course I have been In love hut
I believe thut the basis of happy
marriage la unilriBtiiiiclliiR. Th
iimdirn irlrl tacka uiidcrstnndlng
Khp doixn't aeem to know men nnd
doenu'l npiir to cure whether ahr
doea or not. I'.ut tiiiiyU- It's my own
finilt nnd that I nm In tho nuiiip piml
tlun in Hint other liaihelnr who iili1:
"'When I wita (llnimeil to nuirry. I
wni tio mrtli tilur. Now the tlrla
are too pnrtleulnr." 1- Angelei
Tlinea.
STOMACH UPSET,
SOUR? THIS
WILL COMFORT
Fon't let aour ilonuuh, gna, In
dlgentlon make you auffcr. And don't
Hue crude methods to get relief.
Jmt take a npoonful of rhllllps'
Milk of Magnesia In a gliiM of wa
ter. It lnntiintly neutrullzea nuiny
times Its voliium In cxccm ncld. It
will probably end your dlHtrcu In
five minute.
riillllH' Milk of MagneHla la the
perfect woy to end dilutive dlHn
ders due to excexa add for men,
women, children iind even bahlea.
Enilorncd by doctors, used by hos-
plllllH.
Your tlrucatoro hits the 2.'ic nnd
GOc il .en. IiiHlwt on the genuine.
Day and Night
O'ruildle tld Vim Slum hna four
Diimlcnl liiHlriuiienta now.
O'MwIdleWliut doea he piny op
moHt T
O'Kiidille Ills neighbors nerves
New Iti'dford Stiindnrd.
WHEN NERVOUS
OR RUNDOWN
Fvcrctt, Wash.
-"Whenever I
am not feeling
good or witici my
self getting nerv
ous and the least
bit rundown I
lake a bottle of
Dr. Pierce's Fa
vorlte Prescrip
ts o n and it
straiirhtensme
right up, gives me new life and energy,
'iT'thinU it is the finest medicine nuy
weak and nervous woman can take."
Mrs. Walter Kotlifus, 2521 Harrison
St. All dealers in medicine.
If j on wnnt 1011(1 mrcllcnl ,1vl-
writs to Dr. I'lxrrc't Clinic, UulTiilii,
N. Y. I'nclnne wnipiier frum mrillolnn,
fin rlmr for tills mrvlr. benil lUu If
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We all catch cold3 and they can mate U3miscra!jle;
Lut yours needn't last long if you will do this: Tako
two or three tahlet3 of I3aycr Aspirin just as soon as
possible after a cold starts. Stay in the house if you
can keep warm. -Repeat with another tablet or two
of Bayer Aspirin every three or four hours, if thoso
Bymptom3 01 cold persist. Take a good laxative when
you retire, and keep boweb open. If throat is sore,
dissolve three tablets in a quarter-glassful of water
and pargle. This soothes inflammation and reduces
infection. There is nothing like Bayer Aspirin for a
cold, or sore throat. And it relieves ache3 and pains
almost instantly. The genuine tablets, marked Bayer,
ore absolutely harmless to the heart.
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Only Two Opinions as
to Portrait's Identity
Tlvlan Forbes, one of the Judges
at the recent Carnegie Institute In
ternational exhibition of paintings,
was prnlxln? the exhibition's entries
to an art critic.
"One cannot but be Impressed,"
said Mr. Forbes, "by the healthy re
turn to the old, classic standards In
painting. Ot the extreme, modernis
tic horrors there were very few sam
ples submitted. I mean pictures' like
Jobson's portrait
"Jobson, you know, had his por
trait painted by a young artist of
extreme modern tendencies who wai
much In vogue five years ago. The
price Jobson paid for It was big and
b therefore persuaded himself that
lie was proud of It. When It came
boir.e he showed It to the cook.
"'Well. Mary,' he said, 'bow do
70a like this portrait of me?
'Sure, sir. said the cook. It's
lovely. It's beautiful. It's divine.'
"'And, of course,' said Jobson, 'you
know who It Is?
"'Of course I do. sir,' replied the
cook. tf course, of course.' As she
spoke she kept drawing nearer to
the picture, studying It more and
more closely. 'Of course, sir, It's you
or the missus.'"
Had No Criticism to
Make of "Miss America"
Rafael Sabatlnl he who wrote
"Scaramouche" returned to London
after a month over here, most of
which was spent In company of the
atrical people, publishers, etc., with
the result that he saw very little of
the country. Jinking a "talkie" one
day he was scheduled to follow
lady known as "Miss America."
"She was wearing next to nothing
and was very lovely to look upon,"
says Sabntlnl, "and as she did bet
piece six times, I had plenty of tlms
to look at her. 1 haven't seen much
of America, but of Miss America I
have had a fine view. I found her
topography excellent." Kansas City
Star.
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every ston
ech and Intestinal
III This good old
fashloned bert
home remedy for
c onsnpation.
stomach Ills .and
other derange
ments of the sys
tem so prevalent these days Is la
even greater favor as ft family med
icine than in your grandmother's
day.
Wrong Description
Little (jeruMine's aunt had coma
to visit her and she was talking to
Geraldlr.e and her mother about her
father, whom the never had met.
I-nter, just as she was preparing to'
leave, the aunt mentioned that sh
had seen a little g!rl that looked like.
Geraldine with a gentleman down
town, the Sunday before.
"Well." said Geraldine, "It coutda t
have ben nic. I was downtown, nil
ri;:bt. but I was with my daddy all
day."
Lonf, Loo Ago
Miss Cute Her age really sar
prised me; she doesn't look 28, does
she?
Miss Shnrpe Not now, but she did
once. Stray Stories.
Quick
COMFORT
(or fretful
upset children
ALL children are subject to little
upsets. They come at unex
pected times. They seem twice as
serious in the dead of night But
there's one form of comfort on
which a mother can always rclyj
good old Castcrio. This pure vege
table preparation can't harm the
tiniest infant. Yet mild as it is, it
soothes a restless, fretful baby like
nothing else. Its quick relief soon
sees the youngster comfortable once
more, back to sleep. Even an attack
of colic, or diarrhea, yields to the
soothing influence of Castoria.
Keep Castoria in mind, and keep
a bottle in the house always.
Give it to any child whose tongue is
mated, or whose breath is bad.
Continue with Castoria until the
child is grown!
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For sale by all druggists. Be sure
to get the genuine product with
Chas. II. Fletcher's signature cm
wrapper, and this familiar name-plate:
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Foremost among
Toilet Preparations
NOW PRODUCES
Duticnra Shaving CrcaKi
And vliat a contribution it is to tlio cause of shavincl
A email amount quickly works up into a thick lather that
remains throughout the shave, without retouching as ia
eometimc8 necessary. It contains the delicately medicated
properties of Cntfenra which soothe tho skin and do
away with the necessity of using lotions.
At your drain or mt pontpald on w!tt of S5c
Addna! CuMcura UaDointorien. muan, nm,
W. N. U., Portland, No. 8-1931
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