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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 26, 1930)
OUR COMIC SECTION A i DCie NT j Events in the Lives of Little Men jj I lilii ill J Iff t I THE FEATHERHEADS WOULD AID HER VOICE -cTA-Inrinl WHHKgJ n I ill appbecutA G'nt0'. GitSwaJaz us 1 r'.x.V0 ffC.FElnc-J 5;5JfUrL- PGUTtCAL BOSS AT J t I Is, J -i W place! rw y. i ) yy l' m C w pit wis ccAGihA avj i t50NT twA - voua ELSE is Vvnrirvi tfv? Vutlir AjovOFAMiOV.WhAt ( RuWlMfl TCC THAT ASflA ? roan Ht running 1 ajytUo4'-wt'S a . V OFFlc& r S V I CM ? Oft tS W6 JOST n GOOD 6C0UT TUT5 7 ,rlT I ONTO?- KFfLUEa- CrJ ' 1 I' Ijllr : r r m -bJ 7 1 Illvnl "You ought to ent ilank steaks." Singer "Why, please?" Ill vnl "To Iniprove the tlmbro of your voice, my dour." Simpliclmui A speaker nt n minister's meeting In Boston told (lie story of n negro clergyman who ho pestered his bishop with appeals for help (lint It been mo necessary to toll hi in Hint ho must tint hmh) nny more nppenls. Ills next communication win n follows: "This In no nppenl. It's a report I hnvo no piuiti." Masonic Crufts-num. The Modernltt Flmt OniiKHtpr Joo t ho renninn Is doing; another stretch at Sing King. WHERE BOAT WAS GOING Lady (stepping aboard river s tea in- Thnl'i whiit he K't for trying to keep up with the times. Second IItto Whnt did ho do now? "Forced nn Indorsement." "Check?" "Nope, I'lKiirette." Obliging "Kvery Sumliiy wo ro flHlilnif," com plained lha young wlfo, "und you know I hate tlsh." "Well," mild her hushnnd. survey Ing tho empty basket, "I cutch as few ns poHslhlo." Tit lilts. Inhibited Curiosity Wlfo You don't love mo nny more. When you see mo crying now, you don't link why. Husband I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost mo such a lot of money. Fussing Show, Defentir Strategy Tho Cross-F.xunilnor You sny your wlfo threatened to kill you In your sleep. Why, then, did you sleep ut homo every night? Tho I'lalntlff I look the precaution to sleep on her best sofu pillow, knowing sho wouldn't think of doing nnylhlng to muss it. er) "Is this boot going up or down, Cnptnln?" Captain "It's been a toss up for months, tnndnm, whether sho'll blow up or sink wo simply don't know." ' A Fit for Furt Dorothy When will you get your new fur coat, innmmn? Mother Your dad snys It enn't be done. Dorothy Say, Monisle, have you ever tried throwing yourself on the lloor nnd kicking your feet the way Felix Opinion at Home GAVE HIM THE AIR Maggie "Did you give him the nir?" Ornce "Well, I told him to gc get In his ptnno nnd fly nwny ." Cardening fpr Profit Qulzzer Did you ever make nny money out of your garden? Whl.zor One year, when my neigh bor's hens scratched It nil up nnd he paid me whnt I nsked as damages. Happy Compromise boss Would you rather a Hon are you or a gorilla? Sambo I'd sooner he ate de gorilla, boss. The Christian Evangelist. Double Evil Flattery corrupts both the receiver nnd the giver. Durke. I do? The Richmond Christian Ad vocnte. He Could Prove It In tho course of u conversation In a factory yard, It was mentioned that' a man who was passing bnd at otio time been In a mentnl home. "Rut he looks quite snne to me," snld one. t "Sane? Oh, yes, he's sane enough. ( And he's the only chop in the district that's got papers to say ho Is suiia," London Tlt-Rlta. MM. Make your Christmas count! TUB Golden Voice of the 1931 Atwatcr Kent means glorious, life-like, year-round entertainment for the wbolt family for years to come. Perfected Tone Control lets you make tbt most of every program, emphasizing bus or treble at will shutting out dis turbing noise. The Quick-Viiioo Dial wbiski in the program! exactly as you want them all the sta tions right in front of you, in figures so big that grandmother can read them from her arm chair. Dcauty of design helps to make this the kind of radio you like to live with. Atwatcr Kent ATVTATER KENT MANUFACTURING COMPANY A.A!wlrrKtnt,Prn. 4700WUtabickooATtPhiUdtphUJa. All That One Observer Could See in Mirror Max Epstein, philanthropist and patron of the arts he 1ms Just given Chicago university fl.000,000 for an art gallery said at a dinner at the Iilarkstone: "Iiecause fool novelists, stealing their Idens from Freud, make out that we have abandoned virtue as a mistake, a lot of people really think that virtue has been abandoned. Ab surd 1 "People who think that way are as fur front the truth as the men In the anecdote. "It's an anecdote about a woman who went to a sale and bought a handsome mirror to hang above ber bathroom washstand. The mirror was Inrge but not heavy, and she decided to carry It home. So she boarded a trolley car, and ant with It upright on her Inp. Naturally she couldn't help looking Into It now and then, arranging her hair, you know, and ma!e powdering her nose and so forth. "All the men In the car were very much Interested, and one of them wns heard to say: "'Well, you never can tell whst'a coming next. It'a the latest fad, I suppose.' " May Employ Radio to Link British Colonies In the momentous process of weld Ing the colonies and dominions of Great Britain, far-seeing wisdom Is evident among the plans and proc esses brought forth by the stntes ninnly leaders In London and In the cnpltnls of the colonies and domin ions. One of the proposals before the Imperial conference in London was the erection of a radio broadcasting utatkm capable of reaching all Brit ish colonies and dominions. Such an air service should be potent In draw Ing and holding the empire more closely together In all of Its Integral parts. It would transform the rela tions between the various parts of the empire Into an adjustment very much like the family relation among all the members of the family, some of whom are far away, but all of whom, through frequent communica tion, keep in touch with the old homestend. rasndena Star-News. Airplane Employed to Plant Hawaiian Forest Hawaiian foresters planted 2S)S,t5T0 trees In the territory's forest reserves last year, according to a report of the Hawaiian commission of agricul ture nnd forestry just received by the forest service of the United States Department of Agriculture, One hundred nnd forty-seven kinds of trees were planted, ash, onks and pnper bnrk lending, nnd the Califor nia coast redwood coming forth with 2.132. Over C2.1.80O trees, grown In the commission's nurseries under a co-operntlve agreement with the United States forest service, were also distributed for forest planting on privately owned hinds. A Inrgo eroded nren was sown to a mixture of tree seeds by alrplune, a United Slates army plane brond cnstlng l,OSi) pounds of seeds from an elevation of 2,000 feet. Summons Misunderstood Some Aldenvllle (Mass.) llremen clanged their way to a rather deli cate assignment for fire equipment, a lmlrcut and a shnve, snys the Boston Globe. It seems thut Ephrlnm Du chnrme wanted n shnve and haircut and Alphoue Brcnult'a barber shop ISLAM with the GOLDEN VOICE Dollars f J sv f"?Irr' MODEL 70 tOVPBOY. Vwiety of other besuti. ful tooUcls fur aU-clccuic ot bictcrr opcrsuoo. dependability means long life for the radio trouble-free en joyment for you. And you can ha ve th is modern rsdio, with every up-to-the-minute feature, plus the vast power of Screen-Grid, for tilhtr mU-tltctric or batttry (iteration. Rural families never have to take a back seat in radio recep tion whin they own the new Arwater Kent. Your nearest dealer will de liver an Atwatcr Kent when was closed. Mr. Duchnrme learned that Peter Breault, one of the bar bers, was at the Aldenvllle fire sta tion and he called and asked that he be sent to bis shop right away. Mean while Ducharme waited at the shop. His message was misunderstood. He asked for a barber and they sent him a fire truck. "Sitter's" Good Deed The town of North Providence, R, I., found some practical use In an endurance "pole sitter." Joseph Rao, sixteen-year-old youth, was sitting on his perch as night came, when he spotted flames in the distance. He called bis brother, who was keeping vigil on the ground, and a telephone alarm was quickly dispatched to the fire company. Camellia Imported Flower Tears ago camellias thrived In some of the old-time gardens of the South, and It Is said that some of the first plants brought to America are still to be found near Charleston, S. C The camellia plant Is somewhat closely related to the tea plant and Is said to have been named In honor of one Kamel or Kamellus, a monk. City Child Speaks Grandmother I suppose you think this old farmhouse Is rather small dear, after being In the city so long? Little Betty Small, grandma? Haven't you ever seen a kitchenette? Chicago Dally News. Clock la Windsor Castle There are about 300 clocks and watches In Windsor castle. Including the first lever watch ever made. London Answers. ' Make Baby Comfortable use Cuticura Talcum After hit daily bath with Cutlcnra Soap shake on some Cutieura Talrnm. Pure and medicated, it soothes and comforts his tender skin and also prevents chafing and irritation. Swp S. OlntitMiit . inri lor. T.Witn tfc Proprt,t rtn Dim e csmmI Owpcntu mm - I MUCHINS-NtwrOMB;HQTEL CU mvimm, m-vikA yjsJ 4 sy& . . imMs. vu kfh&?ui&m. tinwii mifcisnaMUhii-s-1 tit Ik .'r v,'r :;;! lab, tk 6 l V WW 10 ever you ssy, right np to Christmas. Only set now, Many others have the same thought as yourself! NEW QUICK-VISION DIAL u tcli romgt f tutiua right m net tf ffu. tsty t n4 mi s tUik. 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