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Illvnl "You ought to ent ilank
steaks." Singer "Why, please?" Ill
vnl "To Iniprove the tlmbro of your
voice, my dour."
Simpliclmui
A speaker nt n minister's meeting
In Boston told (lie story of n negro
clergyman who ho pestered his bishop
with appeals for help (lint It been mo
necessary to toll hi in Hint ho must
tint hmh) nny more nppenls. Ills next
communication win n follows:
"This In no nppenl. It's a report
I hnvo no piuiti." Masonic Crufts-num.
The Modernltt
Flmt OniiKHtpr Joo t ho renninn Is
doing; another stretch at Sing King.
WHERE BOAT WAS GOING
Lady (stepping aboard river s tea in-
Thnl'i whiit he K't for trying to keep
up with the times.
Second IItto Whnt did ho do now?
"Forced nn Indorsement."
"Check?"
"Nope, I'lKiirette."
Obliging
"Kvery Sumliiy wo ro flHlilnif," com
plained lha young wlfo, "und you
know I hate tlsh."
"Well," mild her hushnnd. survey
Ing tho empty basket, "I cutch as few
ns poHslhlo." Tit lilts.
Inhibited Curiosity
Wlfo You don't love mo nny more.
When you see mo crying now, you
don't link why.
Husband I'm awfully sorry, my
dear, but these questions have already
cost mo such a lot of money. Fussing
Show,
Defentir Strategy
Tho Cross-F.xunilnor You sny your
wlfo threatened to kill you In your
sleep. Why, then, did you sleep ut
homo every night?
Tho I'lalntlff I look the precaution
to sleep on her best sofu pillow,
knowing sho wouldn't think of doing
nnylhlng to muss it.
er) "Is this boot going up or down,
Cnptnln?" Captain "It's been a toss
up for months, tnndnm, whether sho'll
blow up or sink wo simply don't
know."
' A Fit for Furt
Dorothy When will you get your
new fur coat, innmmn?
Mother Your dad snys It enn't be
done.
Dorothy Say, Monisle, have you
ever tried throwing yourself on the
lloor nnd kicking your feet the way
Felix Opinion at Home
GAVE HIM THE AIR
Maggie "Did you give him the
nir?" Ornce "Well, I told him to gc
get In his ptnno nnd fly nwny ."
Cardening fpr Profit
Qulzzer Did you ever make nny
money out of your garden?
Whl.zor One year, when my neigh
bor's hens scratched It nil up nnd he
paid me whnt I nsked as damages.
Happy Compromise
boss Would you rather a Hon are
you or a gorilla?
Sambo I'd sooner he ate de gorilla,
boss. The Christian Evangelist.
Double Evil
Flattery corrupts both the receiver
nnd the giver. Durke.
I do? The Richmond Christian Ad
vocnte.
He Could Prove It
In tho course of u conversation In
a factory yard, It was mentioned that'
a man who was passing bnd at otio
time been In a mentnl home.
"Rut he looks quite snne to me,"
snld one. t
"Sane? Oh, yes, he's sane enough. (
And he's the only chop in the district
that's got papers to say ho Is suiia,"
London Tlt-Rlta.
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All That One Observer
Could See in Mirror
Max Epstein, philanthropist and
patron of the arts he 1ms Just given
Chicago university fl.000,000 for an
art gallery said at a dinner at the
Iilarkstone:
"Iiecause fool novelists, stealing
their Idens from Freud, make out
that we have abandoned virtue as a
mistake, a lot of people really think
that virtue has been abandoned. Ab
surd 1
"People who think that way are
as fur front the truth as the men In
the anecdote.
"It's an anecdote about a woman
who went to a sale and bought a
handsome mirror to hang above ber
bathroom washstand. The mirror was
Inrge but not heavy, and she decided
to carry It home. So she boarded a
trolley car, and ant with It upright
on her Inp. Naturally she couldn't
help looking Into It now and then,
arranging her hair, you know, and
ma!e powdering her nose and so
forth.
"All the men In the car were very
much Interested, and one of them
wns heard to say:
"'Well, you never can tell whst'a
coming next. It'a the latest fad, I
suppose.' "
May Employ Radio to
Link British Colonies
In the momentous process of weld
Ing the colonies and dominions of
Great Britain, far-seeing wisdom Is
evident among the plans and proc
esses brought forth by the stntes
ninnly leaders In London and In the
cnpltnls of the colonies and domin
ions. One of the proposals before the
Imperial conference in London was
the erection of a radio broadcasting
utatkm capable of reaching all Brit
ish colonies and dominions. Such an
air service should be potent In draw
Ing and holding the empire more
closely together In all of Its Integral
parts. It would transform the rela
tions between the various parts of
the empire Into an adjustment very
much like the family relation among
all the members of the family, some
of whom are far away, but all of
whom, through frequent communica
tion, keep in touch with the old
homestend. rasndena Star-News.
Airplane Employed to
Plant Hawaiian Forest
Hawaiian foresters planted 2S)S,t5T0
trees In the territory's forest reserves
last year, according to a report of
the Hawaiian commission of agricul
ture nnd forestry just received by
the forest service of the United
States Department of Agriculture,
One hundred nnd forty-seven kinds
of trees were planted, ash, onks and
pnper bnrk lending, nnd the Califor
nia coast redwood coming forth with
2.132. Over C2.1.80O trees, grown In
the commission's nurseries under a
co-operntlve agreement with the
United States forest service, were
also distributed for forest planting
on privately owned hinds.
A Inrgo eroded nren was sown to
a mixture of tree seeds by alrplune,
a United Slates army plane brond
cnstlng l,OSi) pounds of seeds from an
elevation of 2,000 feet.
Summons Misunderstood
Some Aldenvllle (Mass.) llremen
clanged their way to a rather deli
cate assignment for fire equipment, a
lmlrcut and a shnve, snys the Boston
Globe. It seems thut Ephrlnm Du
chnrme wanted n shnve and haircut
and Alphoue Brcnult'a barber shop
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Rural families never have to
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Your nearest dealer will de
liver an Atwatcr Kent when
was closed. Mr. Duchnrme learned
that Peter Breault, one of the bar
bers, was at the Aldenvllle fire sta
tion and he called and asked that he
be sent to bis shop right away. Mean
while Ducharme waited at the shop.
His message was misunderstood. He
asked for a barber and they sent
him a fire truck.
"Sitter's" Good Deed
The town of North Providence, R,
I., found some practical use In an
endurance "pole sitter." Joseph Rao,
sixteen-year-old youth, was sitting on
his perch as night came, when he
spotted flames in the distance. He
called bis brother, who was keeping
vigil on the ground, and a telephone
alarm was quickly dispatched to the
fire company.
Camellia Imported Flower
Tears ago camellias thrived In
some of the old-time gardens of the
South, and It Is said that some of
the first plants brought to America
are still to be found near Charleston,
S. C The camellia plant Is somewhat
closely related to the tea plant and
Is said to have been named In honor
of one Kamel or Kamellus, a monk.
City Child Speaks
Grandmother I suppose you think
this old farmhouse Is rather small
dear, after being In the city so long?
Little Betty Small, grandma?
Haven't you ever seen a kitchenette?
Chicago Dally News.
Clock la Windsor Castle
There are about 300 clocks and
watches In Windsor castle. Including
the first lever watch ever made.
London Answers.
' Make Baby Comfortable
use
Cuticura Talcum
After hit daily bath with
Cutlcnra Soap shake on
some Cutieura Talrnm.
Pure and medicated, it soothes
and comforts his tender skin
and also prevents chafing and
irritation.
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