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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 19, 1930)
0 OUR COMIC SECTION rSswiM yJjL nil S THE FEATHERHEADS WHERE BOAT WAS GOING lll 'ji US CAM GST Co " .r-"T OUT ' 6O8.Q0W A Prtttf- .WCDON-WUAT FbOK AM' HbU CAM (. I I ofFica AQi Nbo LM VtoO WCt WiPiN' Wfi V ROiWlM' FOB. ?-"v Vswut of p mxxz roaiULAO- 'Vu-C v Lady (stepping iibourd river Btoiiin er) "Is this tiout going up or down, Captain?" Oiiptnln "It's been n toss up fr month, minium, whether she'll blow up or sink we ilniply dmi't know." His Slock in Trad The Postman's ItrldoAnd bring buck ten shillings' worth of threchulf .iinny stumps with you. The Postnuin We rim't afford all tlint at ono go. The ltrlilo Hut surely you pot your tampa for nnlhlii7 I'iihsIhk Show. In the Sam Bout "Please,, sir, will you give mo some thing? Just Imagine how terrible It Is to bo outcast from Immnn society, OF MUCH DEPTH Mary "Is Iip a mar, of much depth?" , Jane "Well, when I wuded Guy Pet Peeve The Women's and also to be hiitod by every one!" "I won't give you anything. I'm an Income tin collector myself 1" Der LunIIku .Snchse, Leipzig. He Could Prove It In the course of a conversation In n factory yard, It win mentioned that n in ii ti who was passing had ut ono time been In a mental homo. "Hut he looka quite snne to me," aald one. "Sane? Oh, yea, he's sane enough. And he'a the only chap In the district that's got papers to aay lie Is sane." London Tit-lilts. A Fit for Fur Dorothy When will you get your new fur cont, mamma? Mother Your dud snys It enn't be done. Dorothy Say, Momslo, have you ever tried throwing yourself on the door and kicking your feet the way I do? The lllchmond Christian Ad vocuto. Tha Expert "lieen to tho food allow?" "No, whnt'a tho news from there?" "Our soda fountain waitress took a prize for the thinnest ham sandwich I" Into him In nn argument 1 soon got over my heinl." No Co Around 'Em Hobby Mn. I don't like this bread with all those holes In It. Mother Pont bo so fussy. You needn't cut the holes. It Isn't Being Dona "For the love of I'ete, daughter, can't you leuni to use a little common sense?" deinunded father. "Dad, you simply burn me up with 0 and the Farmers' Vote SPLIT EVEN Slit "The undent Greeks had noth ing on me." lie "How's that?" She "The Greek maidens used to ait fur hours listening to a lyre, too." Claih In Art Circlet "Didn't I tell you to smile when yon delivered that speech?" usked the di rector. "I told you It was an absurd speech "I remember. Hut why didn't you smile ns directed?" "I wus nfrald of overdoing It. 1 could hurdly keep from laughing out loud." Hii Kind "What kind of a fellow Is be?" "Well. I never saw a umu who win any easier to bate," your croaking!" retorted daughter. "Do you suppose 1 inn gonna go round being pointed out ns klniln queer and have the hoys quit dating with me?" Mud Now Lacking "Some of Old Mitch's friends thought they would do him a kindness ami they washed and pullshed his ear for him. It nmdu him terribly mad." "Why so?" "He can't bonst any more that he bus the mud of 4.8 states on his inu thine.' ruthllnder. (The Kitchen Cabinet. (W, 13U, Wiatait Niir Union.) "II that hath navnr warred with rnlntrr Nor tvnr tUKsed with dansr or omtrn Math hid no occaiiion nor no flcM to trr Tha trriKh and forcti of hla worthlriMi." FOR A BRIDE'S LUNCHEON For the occasion either before or after the nuptials, there Is nothing ! which the hostess j can afford which ! will be too much trouble. For the beginning tha fol lowing cocktail will be most dainty. Cupid's Cocktail. Iloli together one third of a cupful of sugar with one cupful of water, or better eunned fruit Juice for two minutes, then add four tablcspoonfula of lemon Juice and cool. Chill one cupful each of aeeded white grapes, red cherries, diced pears, and pineapple. Mix ail the chilled In gredients together and serve lo glasa cups placed on pink heurts on serving plates. Chicken Croquettes. Make on cupful of thick white saure, using chicken stock with milk or cream. Take two cupfuls of minced chicken, one half teanpoonful each of salt, cel ery salt and onion aalt and one-fourtb tcnspoonfiil of paprika. Mix all the IngredU-nta, cool, then form Into small croquettes, cone or cylinder shaped. Itoll In beaten egg to which 'wo tublespoonfula of water have been added, then lo crumbs and set away to chill. Fry In hot fat and serve with mushroom sauce. Heart Cakes. Make a cake batter, baking It In a shallow pan. Take one half cupful of shortening, one cupful of sugar well creamed, flavoring to taste, two-thirds of a cupful of milk and two cupfula of pastry flour sifted with three teaspoonfuls of baking powx'er. Mix welt and fold la the stiffly bfaten whites of three eggs. Bake la a moderate oven. Cut when cool Into heart shapes and cover the entire cake with pink frosting. To make the frosting use four table spoonfuls of hot cream, two table spoonfula of butter and one and two thirds cupfuls of confectioner's sugar. Mix the cream, butter, salt and flavor ing, add a little red coloring and the sugar a little at a time, beating well. Arrange each cake on a paper dcll and Insert darts of gold paper. Custom of Challenge by Gauntlet Kept Up Tossing gauntlets to the ground In challenge was not nearly so common la the old days as some novelists would have us think. In the first days of chain armor, there were no gaunt lets at all. The hand was protected by a mitten attached to the alecv. When gauntleta did begin to appear, In the days of the Fourth and Fifth cru sades, they were cumbersome things which were strapped to the wrist so (Irmly that issuing a challenge by means of them would be more of a Job than a hot-headed kulght would care to undertake. It was not until plnte armor had reached Its full glory that the gaunt let became symbolic of challenge. And It has rarely been anything else but a symbol. Kven today, there Is a per sonage In F.ngland the king champion- whose duty It Is to cast a glove In Westminster abbey during the cere monies attendant upon the coronation of a king, and to cry loudly his will ingness to flght any man who denies the new king's title. Popular Biog raphy. Unfortunate Sea Lions The sea Hon could hold his own against his natural enemies, but his real troubles began when man dis covered that he was Insulated with several Inches of oll-bearlng blubber and that his hide made good leather. Nearly 200 yenrs ago the slaughter be gan on the west coast, says Nature Magazine. Thousands of sea lions died for the enrichment of the oil hunters, until by the beginning of this century only a remnant of the vast herds which once ronred and fought on their off shore rookeries Is left to carry on the species. Beware of Cloied Garage Carbon monoxide Is a colorless, odorless and tasteless gas, these prop erties making It all the more danger ous. A very small percentage of this gas In the air when Inhaled Is said to he sufficient to cause death within a few minutes, under certain conditions, as when a car Is left running In a closed garage. Roundhoute Solarium Constructed like a roundhouse so that It catches the sun's rays from all angles, a combined solarium and fresh-nir pavilion has been built for a tuberculosis sanitarium In Hungary. The center Is glass enclosed for pro tection from the elements. The build ing Is two stories high with porches for patients on each floor. Wilt Indeed Sho Is a wise young widow who never lets an admirer know how wise, sho Is. Detroit News. Hope) for "Hatbeeni" in Work of Rehabilitation Once old shoes functioned better iban any other articles to cast after wed'llngers to bring them good luck. Those days for disabled shoes are gone. Now they are turned Into per fumery by a byproducts company of Los Angeles. Four and a half million wornnut shoes of the Angelenos are converted Into chemlcDls annually. And 3TA' ofa.OOO more are Imported from other parts of the country. We have met some old shoes yet In service that would seem to baffle any perfume muker. It must take considerable reformation and de bunking for them to qualify. New Orleans has been the port of old rags from F.urope for a long time and we can grnsp the process that makes thern Into paper. It Is within our understanding to conceive how an old wreck of a car may he smashed by trip hammers Into bales of old Iron for the furnace. It does stretch the Imagination to bear that superannuated flyswatters, passe alarm clocks, umbrella frames and old bed springs may be transmuted Into something worth while. How ever, It Is not without the range of thought I'.ut the possibilities In old shoes makes us ready to believe almost anything. We are now beginning to dream that some one will find a place In the economy of things for Juywalkers, politicians and neckers. Hope for every frazzled old bum Is born. Ixs Angeles Times. Blood of Many Races on Island of Corsica A corkless perfume bottle where the sweet scent of the maquls shrub permeates the atmosphere; where men are lazy and women's heads vie with donkey carts as transports; where modern customs have only trickled a short distance beyond the quays of the larger ports and left the pancake hats, and the stone and mud huts of the natives as tbey were centuries ago. Such Is Corsica, France's largest Mediterranean Island possession, which the French government Is for tifying, says a bulletin of the Na tional Geographic society. Corsica Is about one-half the size of Massachusetts an area of rugged mountains and verdant valleys peo pled by slightly more than 300,000 Inhabitant human remnants of Phoenician. Etruscan, Carthaginian, Roman, Vandal, Goth, Plsan, Gen oese and Moorish Invaders. Triumph of Engineering A triumph of engineering and con struction has Just been completed In the Federated Malay states for the Perak River flydroelectric Co. The work, which was started In 1928, re quired the expenditure of 1725,000 and many and great difficulties had to be overcome, such as the clearing of tne Jungle before erecting the transmission towers. The project In cludes the Installation of more than 700 miles of copper wire, a complete telephone system and COO steel tow ers. Slightly Sardonic "Tour audience cheered you for nearly half an hour," remarked the admiring friend. "Tea," replied Senator Sorghum. "Audiences are getting pretty wise. They'd rather listen to themselves cheer than to the average speech." Diplomacy Baffled Golfer Does anyone ever get out of this bunker? Caddie Yes, sir. They usually Just send the caddie somewhere for something. London Opinion. Historic Ships The ships Sarah Constant, the Goodspeed and the Discovery brought the first settlers to Jamestown. AH men are born equal, but the equality doesn't hold out. Wisdom adorns riches, and shad ows poverty. Socrates. Necessity knows no law, but many a young lawyer knows necessity. iuaiiWBiiiPM'anWaiggv-a mmmmm&isremmmm W aw,KmyMiw at" Ip....,.-!.' Powell at Sutter Hot! pi-j! Ill llil: lip W p M MUCtnwymwcOMgiHOTffl. CO jawwi Mothers .Watch Children's colds COMMON head colds often "settle" in throat and chest where they may become dangerous. Don't takt chance at the first sniffle rub oa Children's Muiterole once every houi Jot five houri. , Children's Miuterole is just good old Muiterole, you have known so long, ia milder form. r . This famous blend of oil of mustard, camphor, menthol and other ingredients brings relief naturally. Musterole gets action because it is a scientific" couruer irritant" not just a salve it pen trates and stimulates blood circulation, helps to draw out infection snd pain. Keep full strength Musterole on hand, for adults and the milder Children's Musterole for little tots. AH druggists. CHILDREN'S KILO Lover's Fatal Error in Forgetting Leap Ycai Clifford Parlemnn. the aviator whs was married to Gladys Walton In as airplane above Roosevelt field, said to a reporter: "I believe In love, old fashioned love. I can even sympathize with a lore like Pete Hoskln's. 'I like you, Mr. Hoskln, a prett, girl said to Pete, but I like Mr. Mer rlweather, too. Mr. Merrlweather,' she added, 'snys he thlDks about me 3C5 days In the year. ,. .. "'So he wants one day off ever four years, does he? snorted Pets Hoskln. "Surely. Miss Feathereton laugh Ethel surely you don't com pare a lukewarm feeling like that to a burning passion such as miner"" KILLS 103 RATS ON NEBRASKA FARM A Nebraska farmer killed 103 rati In 12 hours with K-R-O (Kills Rata Only), the product made by a special process of squill, an ingredient highly recommended by the U. S. Govern ment. It is sure death to rati and mica but harmless to dogs, cats, poultry or even baby chicks. K-R-O Is today America's most widely used rat and mouse exterminator. Sold by druggists on money back guarantee. LIFE AND DEATH No humea b!n can affard te b irtthcut ' IhrM nw farti or Ufa that will fit know aueraaful contradiction. It daocrlbo ; drath from iportoneo. and aivoa aa oiaet ' draerlptloo of tha tinman aoul. Aa Idaal ' Chrlatmaa lift Br mail oolr. ll.Ot. clota bound n HICKS rtHUSHINO CO. Sth a fc baa Una, Calif- atop. B. W. N. U, Portland, No. 49-1930. locof. One Girl Who's that couple you so carefully didn't recognize Just now? Another Oh, that's the boy friend, and bis wife. Life. Improvement Saggested Sonny bad played his first game of miniature golf, not too welL Bit' mother asked him how be liked It and he replied: "It would be Just fine If they would only make tha holes a little larger!" Beginning and End , "I heard you were a dramatist. When was the last performance of your work?" The first night!" Confirmed golfers can exhibit sua-. burn, but seldom calloused palms i Plow bandies surpass all else. It Is almost as easy to lie as It ta to lose money. The chesty man always wean a small bat MlTl p i'TTTTi i ,n i