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Lady (stepping iibourd river Btoiiin
er) "Is this tiout going up or down,
Captain?" Oiiptnln "It's been n toss
up fr month, minium, whether she'll
blow up or sink we ilniply dmi't
know."
His Slock in Trad
The Postman's ItrldoAnd bring
buck ten shillings' worth of threchulf
.iinny stumps with you.
The Postnuin We rim't afford all
tlint at ono go.
The ltrlilo Hut surely you pot your
tampa for nnlhlii7 I'iihsIhk Show.
In the Sam Bout
"Please,, sir, will you give mo some
thing? Just Imagine how terrible It
Is to bo outcast from Immnn society,
OF MUCH DEPTH
Mary "Is Iip a mar, of much
depth?" , Jane "Well, when I wuded
Guy Pet Peeve
The Women's
and also to be hiitod by every one!"
"I won't give you anything. I'm an
Income tin collector myself 1" Der
LunIIku .Snchse, Leipzig.
He Could Prove It
In the course of a conversation In
n factory yard, It win mentioned that
n in ii ti who was passing had ut ono
time been In a mental homo.
"Hut he looka quite snne to me,"
aald one.
"Sane? Oh, yea, he's sane enough.
And he'a the only chap In the district
that's got papers to aay lie Is sane."
London Tit-lilts.
A Fit for Fur
Dorothy When will you get your
new fur cont, mamma?
Mother Your dud snys It enn't be
done.
Dorothy Say, Momslo, have you
ever tried throwing yourself on the
door and kicking your feet the way
I do? The lllchmond Christian Ad
vocuto. Tha Expert
"lieen to tho food allow?"
"No, whnt'a tho news from there?"
"Our soda fountain waitress took a
prize for the thinnest ham sandwich I"
Into him In nn argument 1 soon got
over my heinl."
No Co Around 'Em
Hobby Mn. I don't like this bread
with all those holes In It.
Mother Pont bo so fussy. You
needn't cut the holes.
It Isn't Being Dona
"For the love of I'ete, daughter, can't
you leuni to use a little common
sense?" deinunded father.
"Dad, you simply burn me up with
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and the Farmers' Vote
SPLIT EVEN
Slit "The undent Greeks had noth
ing on me." lie "How's that?" She
"The Greek maidens used to ait fur
hours listening to a lyre, too."
Claih In Art Circlet
"Didn't I tell you to smile when yon
delivered that speech?" usked the di
rector. "I told you It was an absurd speech
"I remember. Hut why didn't you
smile ns directed?"
"I wus nfrald of overdoing It. 1
could hurdly keep from laughing out
loud."
Hii Kind
"What kind of a fellow Is be?"
"Well. I never saw a umu who win
any easier to bate,"
your croaking!" retorted daughter.
"Do you suppose 1 inn gonna go round
being pointed out ns klniln queer and
have the hoys quit dating with me?"
Mud Now Lacking
"Some of Old Mitch's friends thought
they would do him a kindness ami
they washed and pullshed his ear for
him. It nmdu him terribly mad."
"Why so?"
"He can't bonst any more that he
bus the mud of 4.8 states on his inu
thine.' ruthllnder.
(The Kitchen
Cabinet.
(W, 13U, Wiatait Niir Union.)
"II that hath navnr warred with
rnlntrr
Nor tvnr tUKsed with dansr or
omtrn
Math hid no occaiiion nor no flcM
to trr
Tha trriKh and forcti of hla
worthlriMi."
FOR A BRIDE'S LUNCHEON
For the occasion either before or
after the nuptials, there Is nothing !
which the hostess j
can afford which !
will be too much
trouble. For the
beginning tha fol
lowing cocktail will
be most dainty.
Cupid's Cocktail.
Iloli together
one third of a cupful of sugar with
one cupful of water, or better eunned
fruit Juice for two minutes, then add
four tablcspoonfula of lemon Juice and
cool. Chill one cupful each of aeeded
white grapes, red cherries, diced pears,
and pineapple. Mix ail the chilled In
gredients together and serve lo glasa
cups placed on pink heurts on serving
plates.
Chicken Croquettes. Make on
cupful of thick white saure, using
chicken stock with milk or cream.
Take two cupfuls of minced chicken,
one half teanpoonful each of salt, cel
ery salt and onion aalt and one-fourtb
tcnspoonfiil of paprika. Mix all the
IngredU-nta, cool, then form Into small
croquettes, cone or cylinder shaped.
Itoll In beaten egg to which 'wo
tublespoonfula of water have been
added, then lo crumbs and set away
to chill. Fry In hot fat and serve
with mushroom sauce.
Heart Cakes. Make a cake batter,
baking It In a shallow pan. Take one
half cupful of shortening, one cupful
of sugar well creamed, flavoring to
taste, two-thirds of a cupful of milk
and two cupfula of pastry flour sifted
with three teaspoonfuls of baking
powx'er. Mix welt and fold la the
stiffly bfaten whites of three eggs.
Bake la a moderate oven. Cut when
cool Into heart shapes and cover the
entire cake with pink frosting.
To make the frosting use four table
spoonfuls of hot cream, two table
spoonfula of butter and one and two
thirds cupfuls of confectioner's sugar.
Mix the cream, butter, salt and flavor
ing, add a little red coloring and the
sugar a little at a time, beating well.
Arrange each cake on a paper dcll
and Insert darts of gold paper.
Custom of Challenge
by Gauntlet Kept Up
Tossing gauntlets to the ground In
challenge was not nearly so common
la the old days as some novelists
would have us think. In the first days
of chain armor, there were no gaunt
lets at all. The hand was protected
by a mitten attached to the alecv.
When gauntleta did begin to appear, In
the days of the Fourth and Fifth cru
sades, they were cumbersome things
which were strapped to the wrist so
(Irmly that issuing a challenge by
means of them would be more of a
Job than a hot-headed kulght would
care to undertake.
It was not until plnte armor had
reached Its full glory that the gaunt
let became symbolic of challenge. And
It has rarely been anything else but
a symbol. Kven today, there Is a per
sonage In F.ngland the king champion-
whose duty It Is to cast a glove
In Westminster abbey during the cere
monies attendant upon the coronation
of a king, and to cry loudly his will
ingness to flght any man who denies
the new king's title. Popular Biog
raphy. Unfortunate Sea Lions
The sea Hon could hold his own
against his natural enemies, but his
real troubles began when man dis
covered that he was Insulated with
several Inches of oll-bearlng blubber
and that his hide made good leather.
Nearly 200 yenrs ago the slaughter be
gan on the west coast, says Nature
Magazine.
Thousands of sea lions died for the
enrichment of the oil hunters, until
by the beginning of this century only
a remnant of the vast herds which
once ronred and fought on their off
shore rookeries Is left to carry on the
species.
Beware of Cloied Garage
Carbon monoxide Is a colorless,
odorless and tasteless gas, these prop
erties making It all the more danger
ous. A very small percentage of this
gas In the air when Inhaled Is said to
he sufficient to cause death within a
few minutes, under certain conditions,
as when a car Is left running In a
closed garage.
Roundhoute Solarium
Constructed like a roundhouse so
that It catches the sun's rays from
all angles, a combined solarium and
fresh-nir pavilion has been built for
a tuberculosis sanitarium In Hungary.
The center Is glass enclosed for pro
tection from the elements. The build
ing Is two stories high with porches
for patients on each floor.
Wilt Indeed
Sho Is a wise young widow who
never lets an admirer know how wise,
sho Is. Detroit News.
Hope) for "Hatbeeni" in
Work of Rehabilitation
Once old shoes functioned better
iban any other articles to cast after
wed'llngers to bring them good luck.
Those days for disabled shoes are
gone. Now they are turned Into per
fumery by a byproducts company of
Los Angeles.
Four and a half million wornnut
shoes of the Angelenos are converted
Into chemlcDls annually. And 3TA'
ofa.OOO more are Imported from other
parts of the country.
We have met some old shoes yet
In service that would seem to baffle
any perfume muker. It must take
considerable reformation and de
bunking for them to qualify.
New Orleans has been the port of
old rags from F.urope for a long time
and we can grnsp the process that
makes thern Into paper. It Is within
our understanding to conceive how
an old wreck of a car may he
smashed by trip hammers Into bales
of old Iron for the furnace. It does
stretch the Imagination to bear that
superannuated flyswatters, passe
alarm clocks, umbrella frames and
old bed springs may be transmuted
Into something worth while. How
ever, It Is not without the range of
thought
I'.ut the possibilities In old shoes
makes us ready to believe almost
anything. We are now beginning to
dream that some one will find a
place In the economy of things for
Juywalkers, politicians and neckers.
Hope for every frazzled old bum Is
born. Ixs Angeles Times.
Blood of Many Races
on Island of Corsica
A corkless perfume bottle where
the sweet scent of the maquls shrub
permeates the atmosphere; where
men are lazy and women's heads vie
with donkey carts as transports;
where modern customs have only
trickled a short distance beyond the
quays of the larger ports and left
the pancake hats, and the stone and
mud huts of the natives as tbey were
centuries ago.
Such Is Corsica, France's largest
Mediterranean Island possession,
which the French government Is for
tifying, says a bulletin of the Na
tional Geographic society.
Corsica Is about one-half the size
of Massachusetts an area of rugged
mountains and verdant valleys peo
pled by slightly more than 300,000
Inhabitant human remnants of
Phoenician. Etruscan, Carthaginian,
Roman, Vandal, Goth, Plsan, Gen
oese and Moorish Invaders.
Triumph of Engineering
A triumph of engineering and con
struction has Just been completed In
the Federated Malay states for the
Perak River flydroelectric Co. The
work, which was started In 1928, re
quired the expenditure of 1725,000
and many and great difficulties had
to be overcome, such as the clearing
of tne Jungle before erecting the
transmission towers. The project In
cludes the Installation of more than
700 miles of copper wire, a complete
telephone system and COO steel tow
ers. Slightly Sardonic
"Tour audience cheered you for
nearly half an hour," remarked the
admiring friend.
"Tea," replied Senator Sorghum.
"Audiences are getting pretty wise.
They'd rather listen to themselves
cheer than to the average speech."
Diplomacy
Baffled Golfer Does anyone ever
get out of this bunker?
Caddie Yes, sir. They usually
Just send the caddie somewhere for
something. London Opinion.
Historic Ships
The ships Sarah Constant, the
Goodspeed and the Discovery brought
the first settlers to Jamestown.
AH men are born equal, but the
equality doesn't hold out.
Wisdom adorns riches, and shad
ows poverty. Socrates.
Necessity knows no law, but many
a young lawyer knows necessity.
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Mothers .Watch
Children's colds
COMMON head colds often "settle"
in throat and chest where they
may become dangerous. Don't takt
chance at the first sniffle rub oa
Children's Muiterole once every houi
Jot five houri. ,
Children's Miuterole is just good old
Muiterole, you have known so long, ia
milder form. r .
This famous blend of oil of mustard,
camphor, menthol and other ingredients
brings relief naturally. Musterole gets
action because it is a scientific" couruer
irritant" not just a salve it pen
trates and stimulates blood circulation,
helps to draw out infection snd pain.
Keep full strength Musterole on hand,
for adults and the milder Children's
Musterole for little tots. AH druggists.
CHILDREN'S
KILO
Lover's Fatal Error in
Forgetting Leap Ycai
Clifford Parlemnn. the aviator whs
was married to Gladys Walton In as
airplane above Roosevelt field, said
to a reporter:
"I believe In love, old fashioned
love. I can even sympathize with
a lore like Pete Hoskln's.
'I like you, Mr. Hoskln, a prett,
girl said to Pete, but I like Mr. Mer
rlweather, too. Mr. Merrlweather,'
she added, 'snys he thlDks about me
3C5 days In the year. ,. ..
"'So he wants one day off ever
four years, does he? snorted Pets
Hoskln. "Surely. Miss Feathereton
laugh Ethel surely you don't com
pare a lukewarm feeling like that to
a burning passion such as miner""
KILLS 103 RATS
ON NEBRASKA FARM
A Nebraska farmer killed 103 rati
In 12 hours with K-R-O (Kills Rata
Only), the product made by a special
process of squill, an ingredient highly
recommended by the U. S. Govern
ment. It is sure death to rati and
mica but harmless to dogs, cats,
poultry or even baby chicks. K-R-O
Is today America's most widely used
rat and mouse exterminator. Sold by
druggists on money back guarantee.
LIFE AND DEATH
No humea b!n can affard te b irtthcut '
IhrM nw farti or Ufa that will fit
know aueraaful contradiction. It daocrlbo ;
drath from iportoneo. and aivoa aa oiaet '
draerlptloo of tha tinman aoul. Aa Idaal '
Chrlatmaa lift Br mail oolr. ll.Ot.
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HICKS rtHUSHINO CO.
Sth a fc baa Una, Calif- atop. B.
W. N. U, Portland, No. 49-1930.
locof.
One Girl Who's that couple you
so carefully didn't recognize Just
now?
Another Oh, that's the boy friend,
and bis wife. Life.
Improvement Saggested
Sonny bad played his first game of
miniature golf, not too welL Bit'
mother asked him how be liked It
and he replied: "It would be Just
fine If they would only make tha
holes a little larger!"
Beginning and End ,
"I heard you were a dramatist.
When was the last performance of
your work?"
The first night!"
Confirmed golfers can exhibit sua-.
burn, but seldom calloused palms i
Plow bandies surpass all else.
It Is almost as easy to lie as It ta
to lose money.
The chesty man always wean a
small bat
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