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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 15, 1930)
SAYiS WILL RODGERS.; LEXIMTKWS NEW VARIETY OF WHEAT TO BE INTRODUCED 3 J ihl:iklu; a wau that can play gott and Junt say so. Hut ns ther It ao few In Tact it has boon discussed whether '.hero is any at all. Now as to "What Is Society," So olr.y is any haml of (oiks that kinder throw in with each other, and mess arautul tosoather (or each olliors diss comfort, .'.ny little or bis group o( al!is that sorter flock toKeather are "Society" In some (orm or other. The HMf3 :: Ii: ... BEVERLY HILLS.-Well all 1 know U just what littla l.re.ul in tha papera. Somebody Just sent too a clipping I see here and It says who has been left off and who added to the Social Regis ter. Now that Is a laugh alnt It? (I would be dropped K I ever got on (cr saying "Aint"). Of all the undemo cratic things you caa think of Just off hand, that Is the prize "Hooey." a book to tell you who is a good Parlor Hound and who Is a sort of a Mongrel around the tea table. t - I see Just off hand here that Polly Lauder, (a niece of Harry Lauders) who married Gene Tunney has been dropped irura iu Kegisier. it sne had married a So- clety Bootlegger she would have made the grade but when she married Gene, a man who had been a pretty fare type of Gentle man who's only I fault in his profes sion was that be shook hands with yon before knocking you Cuckoo, why they right away said that Polly dident grade up to par. She had been negligent In picking a May flower weed. Tunneys name never had been in "Baloney sheet" But it bad to tell In there who she bad "promised to tore honor and ii. jak clean in the clinches with," so In ibst way it had to uame Gene. & In a kind of a back alley way Ills name was in there, not intentionally but in there. So 1 guess that why they had to drop Pollys. They left her in there for one year t see If she wouldent repent and come back to Cocktail cavalcade, but as she dident why tbey Just got themselves a great big eraser and ahe dropped la Social oblivion. And I bet that Just about broke that girls heart For here she had spent a lifetime picking out parents who were eligible, and now she had gone and flopped after working hard to make th grade, and here at the last minute flunk. Now what can she do, where can she go? Decent people wont have anything to do with her. Everybody will look at her and xay, "WhyUhats Fo"y Lauder. She u-?d to be somebody and was Sne and social, but they dropped her right off Book and here sue Is practically Destitute of all the other members of the great Fraternity of those who are somebody by grace of proper proposi tion, (and ordering enough books). AU of which tela cs back to "What is Society and what is a Gentleman?" Well of course its easy to define a Gen t'.e:nan. c .eiulciran Is to my way of 444444444444444444444 44444444444444 444444444 444444 I 4 I I 4 t 4 4 4 4 X 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 : 4 4 4 4 LOCAL HALL TOSSEKS CO DOWN TO DEFEAT whenJqCarmlfhaUuccumMl Hark & I inn & iiowevu i Wd aow to uk pan 'Carpenter Work, Painting, Pa ... ouuuuy uau ,mc iii.u a pcr Hanging aiu Central Re- aoic to niaivw a Home iuo. j wis. Uki WatU lias rutmuu, Pa'r Work aim awVfUl Hitka luntss, du jwaawaau tor at i n home ul lui Mr. and Mrs. Otto Rhule are!ttiU 1,u' tvj lone, Oregon. OdJ Forms pf BUJUg "Mi lling Jy cwmllu" upil by aro nld rimtoiim still oliwrvtil In puiW of KiigliiiiJ. In the former limUm IiUIm me nmilti while t one Inch vuii illo Is liuniitiK down, the winning hid Mug that uliule at li tfwi.llw tmnn nut. In the rum of tl' wiilih, hUn ii i u nircptfd during Hire uiliiuiri. the proud parents of a boy bom. August 6th at the lleppn-r hos ones with the more mouey have more pital. They named the young man to eat and drink at their attalrs. and Norman Henry their clothes cost more, and so thats ... . i,.' ,, , . . called "High Society." Now the mora.s ,MS,S ,,,uk,e taU&ht or personal behavior of its Members SCIlOOl above Heppner the past have nothing to do witu it The often-1 winter 1$ a guest in theR. H. Lane r they crash the front page the sollder 1 kmm, . V1, , they are in their (raterulty. And Its ;lu)mt ln,! w-iK- sorter heridltary. No matter who you Hcmaid Cox and family from raise up in your family Zoo why they ! ,. Vt.m(chH irp vkiHntt Mr naturally Inherit your space In the "So- l"Lar, WtnatCHee are Visltinil Mr. cial Register." Your personal accoin-i -0X S parents, Mr. aUd Mrs. O pllshments have nothing to do with it. J. Cox. So for downright amusement in read- j The Independent WsrdlOUS lng matter that Register will compete , ,. . . , with the Congressional Register and jmttegJ ne f itS bcst workers College Humor. 444444444444444444'4444444444444444444444t44 Kinder thov ot Mr. Coolit'Te would have to get rt .-.-id to c:!tlcl. It's fine to i'.'.st Ltcp saying every thing is great, !v.: abort tha only v ay '.o prove it to pv- pie Is for things to be great Even our old fam ily doc: or can't fool us. We fate the o;:e thr.t's got the stem ich and we know vhether It's hurting ir not. So Calvin hopped ,n t!ie Farm Board in his "Sermon ,tte." The poor farmer can't get a reak. Just when It looked like he -vouid be able to sell his land for real ;olf courses somebody invent goif hat yon can play in the kitchen sink. Oklahoma and Texas have an orig .aal primary system. They have so many seeking office that the first primary is only to find out how many are desirous of living off i r ' J 4-4444444444444444t4f !t PROFESSION AL-i 1 a 4 t CARDS i DR. J. L CALLAWAY I Osteopathic Physician Gi'rtian HiiiMing I'hont U3 Ht'bpMr, Ortgoa JACK FERRIS : Oermatician : It pays to look well. "Specialist in Bobs" the State. The second primary Is to eliminate CO per cent of these. The third is to get rid of half of whri is left. The fourth is to eliminate any good man that might have crept in by mis take. Now. yon have Just poilMt-htis, o the fifth one is to have in the two worst ;ncs. aud they run it off. (9 I9J0. M NufM Sjidui't. Ik.) C. L SWEEK ATTORNEY AT J LAW. 4 hirst National liank UUsl HeDDner Orejion . c It ujsaei l'ia ot lleppnr Mild Ail. Ullautiilii Ot At'ili'iuou vstie I, U&aCtllig UUHl.it be Mi Itio Lexu.fc iiivj ie itfpivtfiiliiiiVc ut iii One. Uii Cu. AlUi m tew Umv vitili vvuii U. o ttwuitf 10. us, Jcit locuti) Waj uk cu DuCh lo ihe C Jl.VM.Cl ttlll tiOtllO iUld. 0M1MU WtUltt MUM II) lut.V on (ililny to uiocuss Hie mailt k itC wi net' wheat with Mr. J. iMhStll,l0CMiCj0lJeiMUVe Aglit. irt.altr Want) ol lu i" mi inn 's Wumouhc U'ich Id layinx ul Una week, tie is bulletin, lruiu m enrbuncie on tun neck. Ihe buiiOny tmll Km on Hi Lexington fifiu went to ilepputr witti the BMme ttcore ( 15 to 0 ) thMt LvxiiiKtvti hhd matte Hit previous week. Oar boj were oft pigy in the fint two inninyv. Ward's pttchintr was jjood but lie lost on team support. Towgra the tart the toys picked up ind play ed fairly kooj bail. Ward maoe neveral y;ood hite and CarmichMl miiie a home run. They promise aomethinir bftter ntxt Snnrtnv ut " - 4 4 Hiss Mary b!ocum, a rJJO ra J uateofL II. S. plansi to enter J upon a courH of husptial trs.n in if. She will leave (or Los Anttr ies auo'ii ms imsi oi Aunnst. j a Miss Ota Anderson, former J LeXKicton Btudent who now re tides in i'oitland has been visit ing her former schoolmates here 4 it STRAUSS & CO. :"' Grain Dealers, of Portland, Oregon Will Be Represented this Season by W. M. Eubanks It will pay you to see him before ouj :: sell your wheat. .i z T 4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 4 Before contracting or selling your wheat it Will pay you to see L Balsiger representing B. G. and Co. lone, Oregon i 444444444444444444444 4444444444444444444444444444 4444444444 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444 4 IONECASH MARKET When You rt5it Hrrpncr Eat At The "Elkhorn Restaurant" GoodMeals BestofScrikv Lunch Counter Dealers In for the uast week i i resii anu cureu bleats, uuttcr ana cgus. W V 1 M llrtM' Pai:kerand h"Bi-: We Buy Cream for Swift & . Company. I Real Estate Insurance I f ka f 1 lUd Hirtu lia anit t m rt n 1 1 1 . X ' w,da svum 'niKfci, ivvvuiya T . r.ti t . l. ...11 t niPd isv Mr-, v. MrM,i,n .h i.v'X hoi awl our im in Tour nome i twn: J'.Mrs. Arthur Hunt, vistied the! Lexington sick at th? Heppner! Hospital on Sundy. I hey report !f Pofoi-cnn RrflifC 'Mr. FredKuna to h alowlvim VllOVIl LFIUIUUO proving. Mrs. OttO Rhule at.d t-44444f444444444-44444444444444444444444444444444444 LOW FARES AST baby to be doirtr lice and Mr. Khule to be holding hisownauai nst t I fbayto be douijr line and Rlr.j J I " i ' HhuletobelioldinKhisownauainst X Vx vW.Vv mm w 4l. ... ( 4 4 a II mriYll IK Ml I M II T kku.u ... XX u"v l'u- :: taken violently ait. on Saturday, III 2 j Physician And Surgeon. ;;l while at his ranch home near J X t rw: t-if :.n..:. j: " Lexington. W i u,...na5u,..iuu..u.1iK. j, MissJeieMcCabe enteitained ' xtit nr apicmith CHnu'j I EFFECTIVE MAT XX TO SZPT. KZTUKN UMIT OCT. 31, I?3 R educed fril part of eait; liberal atop overt. Fine train; modern equipment; splendid terrier, acenie route. Short tide trip enable yon to visit ZION NATIONAL FAS It COAND CANTON NATIONAL PA&K BHTCC CANTON NATIONAL PARK TELL0WST0NE NATIONAL PARX CRAND TETON NATIONAL PARK R0CKT MOUNTAIN NAT'L PA1K. InfaraatlMi and BoelUtti on request y m d m ROUND TRIP TO DENVER ...7.M OMAHA 74.1 KANSAS CITV..., 7I.M ST. LOUIS M.M CHltAOO.. DETROIT 10.M CINCINNATI IOt.71 NCW ORI FANS. 111. CLEVELAND 111.17 TORONTO lia.il ATLANTA 1W.M pi rr.Bi Rf.ii .i2J.i; W ASHINGTON ...Hi. 17 PHIIAOI.LPHIA Hi U NEW VORK..1I.OI BOSTON ..l7.e7 J. V. Mown Agent, lone, Oregon. Trained Nurse 1 1 Heppner, ibiiuini Oregom A.B.GRAYM.D. Physician & Surgeon Heppner - Ou& Glasses Fitted jjlllv444444444444444444: 4 4 4" 4" 4" 4 4 4 4 4 4 u .. i j e ... . i. . A iiuuiuci vi tier iiiciiiibj ainti home in Lexington on Sunday evening. Mrs. Lottie Buddin and chil dren left for their home in Med ford on Monday morning. They have been spending about two We are prepared to take care of your shafting requirements by the installation of an electric key way machine and a stock of shafting JJ In a wide range of sizes. We also have a list of rf second hand combines for sale. Agency for the J. P. O Meara, Proprietor j&Ju 2 months with Mrs. Buddin s pari f ents, Mr. and Mrs. Natt Shaw, .jr'm&mttftt'tfmn i t ii vt : - l. i - : .. ii .. A . . .................... ..................... . T . i , GOODYEAR TIRES h ivc all the good qnalittirs, Materials, Workmanship, And Right Price. r- 17 l mi or Automobile Service & Accessories go to INDEPENDENl GARAGE lone Ore. F. H. ROBINSON Attorney & Counselor A't'Law Will Practice In Ml The Courlw IONE OREGON recovering 'flu'. . lrom an attack otj8- i Mr. and Mrs George Allynhaye ?,? had a their gue;s Mrs. Veita Alams ana two sons from Fort I Angeles. Washington. 4 VVilma l.pnrh. upprimnaniri liv Mrs. Ted McMillan and daughter De!pha. were Ueppner visiters on Saturday afternoon. Dr.J.H.McCrady Dentist 3 8:: 8-& I Hotel lone X-Ray DIAGNOSIS Office; Odd Fellows BId'g.. Heppner Oregon J. 0. PETERSON- EXPEIJT WATCHMAKER AND JEWELRY REPAIRER Heppner, Oregon. Dr. C. W. Barr DENTIST Phone M 1012 Cilman UUg.. Heppner, Ore. Evenings and Sunuvby appointment.. lone Independent JOB PRINT It 44B4a4tt44Ai4J4tt4n4tt'rM4 John and Gun McMillan, on f Friday, went to Pendleton whereiet & ! IIICJ UUIiBIIU DllJ(ICO VI m new variety of wheat. This wheat O'iffinated in Moscow, Idaho anu t;w4 iivfn th riMrriA if MriHcirlfl. !v . It in new in Morrow County. John and Gun expect to obtain a truck lot 1 of this wheat to use in fall see Jin), Mr. and Mrs, George TucKer stopped in Lexington for a short time on Monday, Mr, Tucker was principal of the Lexington public schools last year. They are mak ing plans to take up residence at lone, where Mr. Tucker hns been engaged as principal of schools for the coming year. A number of Lexington wheat ranchers and others interested in the wheat game went over to Penbleton on Saturday to hear Secretary Hyde and Chairman Legg of the Farm Board. Amcng them were George White, Mrs. Sarah White, George All vn, Earl Warner, Mr. bnd Mrs. H. H. Uice1! Karl Beach, (Jus EcMillan and Mr; and Mrs. Frank gating. cater to the patronage of those who 2 wish first class accommodations. Cole Smith, Manager. "44444 4 I 4444444444444444444444444444- 3 4-44 444444444444444444 4 4444444444444444444444444444 Farm Implements VULCAN and OLIVER PLOWS, SUPERIOR DRILLS, FAJRBAN1 S M03SE ENGINES, MYERS PUMPS, b'TAR and AERMOTOR WIND MILLS. WINONA WAGONS. Bates Steel Mule Tractor AULal?ALSIGER lone, Oregon 44 r4444444444444447444t V444ft44444444W